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    If you were to purchase the following vehicle on Craigslist, you might inadvertently find yourself in jail. Still, it'd be just as much your fault as the person selling it, as it's pretty obvious what is going on here. Then again, perhaps it's a loophole in the system that's just crazy enough to work.

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    Did we mention the description below the photo is complete gibberish? Might wanna just walk away from this one after all.

    via Reddit

    Here's a much better option: This Is The Greatest Used Car Craigslist Posting of All Time

     

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  • 08/16/16--04:23: Today's Funny Photos
  • Welcome to today's funny photos, your one stop shop for pure happiness. You don't need anything else in your life right now except for these photos. But, if you really think these aren't enough, check us out on Twitter and Instagram.

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    As a decade, the '80s saw movies about high school churned out with the frequency of pop quizzes from your most hated math teacher. The characters that inhabited them were in the throes of heat at all levels (mostly depending on the MPAA rating). Being popular, vanquishing a bully, winning over a true love or losing your virginity were all common themes that ran throughout. But writer/director John Hughes presented this precious time in adolescence like no other filmmaker of that era. His high schools were fertile ground for uniquely outlandish comedy, palpable heartbreak or both. Harnessing the former while cradling the latter, "Sixteen Candles" is perhaps the holy grail of the '80s teen movie. Written in language that truly resonated with moviegoers, it contained one memorable quote after the next. Here are each character's best.

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    Related: The Greatest Quotes From Your Favorite 'Caddyshack' Characters

     

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    There's a certain age range when it comes to using Facebook, and if you're really young or really old you should probably stay clear of it. Hell, we already know what the worst case scenario is for any grandma using Facebook, but what occurred below is why grandpas shouldn't be using Facebook.

    This Is Why Your Grandpa Shouldn't Be Using Facebook

    This Is Why Your Grandpa Shouldn't Be Using Facebook

    This Is Why Your Grandpa Shouldn't Be Using Facebook
    Hell, let's just all stay away from Facebook.

    Via Tumblr

    More cringe: These Cringeworthy Facebook Fails Will Make You Want To Quit Social Media Forever

     

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    Summer's about to come to a close, and that means it's time for the younger readers among us to go back to school. But as you decide where to pursue your higher education, there are a number of factors to consider. Job opportunities, program quality, affordability and whether you'll be able to get totally plastered every weekend. Like it or not, some colleges have earned their reputation as places where partying trumps academics, and because we love you we're giving you the 10 wildest party schools you could attend right now.

    University of Iowa
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    For quite some time, the bars in Iowa City would let you in at the age of 18, which made U of Iowa a party school where undergrads could get started early. A city ordinance ended that in 2010, but it hasn't stopped the ragers. Hawkeyes are notorious for their wild tailgates, and football season sees all-day parties every single weekend. The administration has been trying to crack down on binge drinking, but it hasn't dampened the festivities appreciably. One downside to going here is that the dorms are in legendarily bad condition, looking like something out of the 1970s.

    Syracuse University
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    One of the most consistent performers in the yearly rankings, Syracuse has earned its rep from a number of sources. Greek life is a big deal at this upstate New York school, with over 50 frats and sororities to join. After students survive the brutal winter, everything explodes with Mayfest, a massive weekend-long celebration that leads into Block Party, one of the biggest collegiate concerts in the nation. Mayfest is such a jam that the college gives out free beer and burgers during it. Because student housing at Syracuse is packed so closely, there's always a party to be found without a ton of walking. And the tailgating scene at Syracuse is second to none.

    St. Francis Xavier University
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    Heading north of the border, our neighbors in Canada party almost as hard as Americans do (depending on the exchange rate). St. Francis Xavier is located in the sleepy little town of Antigonish, Nova Scotia, where there's not much else to do but get rowdy. The weekend starts on Wednesday here, and students on average spend seven hours a week partying. Things kick off at the Inn, the bar run by the student union, on Friday nights, and then sprawl through a seemingly never-ending string of house parties. It's not much of a clubbing town, but students don't seem to care that much.

    University of Colorado Boulder
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    The legalization of marijuana in a few states has deeply transformed the party scene, and no school reflects this like the University of Colorado. Even before recreational weed was legalized, Boulder students would gather in massive throngs on April 20th for a tremendous smoke-in. Campus nightlife isn't as wild as some of the other schools on this list, but the nearby Hill neighborhood's off-campus housing is host to multiple parties on a near-nightly basis. The Hill is also home to numerous popular bars, as is the Pearl Street area. The administration has been trying to shed the party rep, but students are having none of it.

    West Virginia University
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    Located in the hinterlands of the Mountain State is the tiny college town of Morgantown, hours away from any major airport and home to one of the most baller party schools in America -- WVU. The Mountaineers inspire fanatical devotion from students and alumni, with day-long tailgates that start before breakfast and insane ragers when they win just about any game. The bar scene in Morgantown is completely centered around college kids, and on Thursday nights some places are very liberal with free drinks. St. Patty's Day is a big deal here, with one of the nation's most debauched celebrations. Funny, because we don't think "Irish" when we think about West Virginia.

    University of Wisconsin-Madison
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    One thing that a lot of the schools on this list have is a long, cold winter. When Mother Nature forbids you from getting outside and participating in healthy activities, it's only logical that you'd resort to throwing ragers on the regular. University of Wisconsin at Madison has a number of things going for it when it comes to parties. Beer flows freely at just about every venue, but the thick cluster of bars on State Street draw throngs of students pretty much every night. House parties are also prevalent, and because Madison is so walkable it makes it easy to not rack up DUIs.

    Tulane University
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    While many of these schools aren't in locations well-known for parties, Tulane is the notable exception. New Orleans is the debauched armpit of America, not just at Mardi Gras but year-round. Two bars right outside the Tulane campus, the Boot and the Palms, are the most common hot spots for wild times, but wander a little farther and you'll never lack something to do at night. New Orleans nightlife is wild and free, with alcohol flowing like water, and there's even a phrase at Tulane -- "the Undertow" -- that undergrads use to describe the difficulty of balancing academics and partying.

    University of Illinois
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    Champaign-Urbana is the dictionary definition of a college town, existing almost entirely to serve the students and faculty of the University of Illinois. That's why it shouldn't surprise you that it's an insane party city. Greek life is a big deal here -- almost 25 percent of students find themselves joining a fraternity or sorority during their time at the school. Everything comes to a head on Unofficial St. Patrick's Day, a springtime celebration that sees insanely wild parties in the streets with dozens of arrests. Students here know that they have to make their own activities (there's not much around but cornfields), and they do so with gusto.

    Arizona State University

    Referred to by some as "Spring Break University," this notorious party school has built a solid rep as one of the wildest colleges in the Southwest. ASU isn't too hot in the academic department, which is probably OK if you're looking to party really hard. There's no bummer bigger than blowing a test because a brutal hangover has rendered your brain incapable of basic functions. The Greek system is huge here, and joining a frat is key to maximizing your party experience. Mill Avenue is the prime bar strip for college kids, but if you're looking for something a little more upscale, nearby Scottsdale is where the high rollers go to spend.

    Ohio University
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    Can you really blame Ohio for having an inflated sense of self? Every four years they basically get to decide the presidential election by being the biggest swing state. But the party dogs at Ohio University in the sometimes sleepy town of Athens push that to the limit. Year after year, Playboy decrees OU to be one of the top party schools in the world, for a number of reasons. The plethora of bars along Court Street offer discount drink specials to get co-eds nice and lubricated, and the academic year is one party after another, starting with Welcome Weekend to show freshmen how it's done. Throw in the Fest, described by some as the "Coachella of Ohio," and you've got a party school for the ages.

     

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    No matter how you feel about that urban-inspired, erection-inducing phenomenon known as twerking, at least acknowledge it showcases some serious butt. That's more than I can say for line dancing and the Macarena. Bear in mind, this is not a ranking of mere twerking ability -- it's a ranking of ass-ets, as well. May the best butt win.

    10. Jessica Vanessa
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    Video: Best of Jessica Vanessa Twerk

    In 2014, Jessica Vanessa became the most famous twerker online. As of today, she has 2.8 million Vine followers and an ass that won't quit. It has been reported that she earns six figures online bumping her fleshy backside. She is the first known "professional twerker" on planet Earth.


    9. FraulesGirl
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    Video: Cool Back (New Twerkography)

    Her name is Elena Yaktina, and she is a dancer and choreographer based in Russia. She has more than one million subscribers on YouTube. She heads the Fraules Dance Centre, where she presumably teaches other Siberian snow bunnies the art of flinging butt fat.


    8. Malia Obama
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    Video: Obama's Daughter Malia Twerks

    We thought it apt to include this extra-special presidential twerk in the mix. Although not exactly fitting the criteria of a bulbous booty, Malia deserves recognition. During the same Lollapalooza trip, on August 11, she was also photographed smoking weed. Which means her childhood is officially over. Welcome to hell, Malia.


    7. Anonymous
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    Video: Slim Twerking #14

    Some of life's greatest mysteries can be maddening. Who exactly killed Kennedy? Where did D.B. Cooper motorbike off to? And who the hell is this girl on YouTube? Twerk Zage is a YouTube channel that uploads content from anonymous users, including this majestic gem.


    6. RedRose LaCubana
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    Her Instagram is equally as charming as her video, in which she bounces her cheeks like they're basketballs. For three whole minutes! As one commenter puts it, "Life isn't fair." RedRose's ass appears to have a consistency similar to water balloons, allowing her to pull some innovative moves. Wait until she stands up at the 2:40 mark in the video. You're welcome.


    5. Ashley
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    Video: MY STRANGE ADDICTION: ADDICTED TO TWERKNG

    Meet Larry. Larry is a YouTube personality who films videos with his girlfriend Ashley. In June, they produced a video featuring Ashley's strange addiction -- twerking. In it, she hilariously addresses her "problem." Larry seems to take no issue with her "problem," and we can't blame him. Ashley is packing serious ham.

    Though meant to be funny, Ashley, if she is ever inclined to do so, could became a twerk star like all those other suburban white chicks you see on the weird part of YouTube.


    4. Twerk Team
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    This duo, made up of Lady L and Mizz Twerksum, basically pioneered twerking into existence. The videos on their channel date back to long before twerking was cool. Known for their athletic prowess (their legs could bust a pineapple), their butts could certainly double as inflatable suicide prevention mats if necessary.


    3. Mandy Kay
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    Video: When People Say White Girls Can't Twerk

    Mandy Kay isn't just highly skilled in the art of twerk. The 19-year-old stunner has a bright future ahead of her. Whether that future entails being on the front page of RedTube or no, she's going places. Just check out her Instagram and personal website (both, but especially the latter, not exactly SFW).


    2. Vida Guerra
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    Video: Sexy Twerk Christmas Special

    Vida Guerra came to international prominence in 2002 after she revealed that tan, voluminous Cuban ass for the world to behold. Right before her 40th birthday, she released a twerking video on Christmas Day of 2013. It's terribly good. She doesn't look a day over 30. NSFW -- unless you're in the bathroom. Creep.


    1. Lexy Panterra
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    Video: Lean On

    There is so much meat on the backside of Lexy Panterra that one could open a deli shop using slabs from her luscious hindquarters. All she has to do is gently shake her leg and it sends oceanic ripples of flesh jelly from one side to the next.

    Her real name is Alexis Liela Afshar, and she is the daughter of professional motocross racer Tony Panterra. Her channel, Lex Twerkout, has over 1.1 million subscribers. She is a 10 in the white girl booty department.

     

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    It might be time to take away Grandma's keys, kids.

    Last week, an elderly woman leaving the Costco store in Burlington, Washington behind the wheel of her Honda CR-V forgot to screw the gas cap back on after she filled that puppy up. She also forgot to put her vehicle into park after a car pulled up next to her at a red light and pointed out the hanging gas cap.

    Let's see how things turned out when she got out to rectify the situation:


    All things considered, the woman was beyond fortunate that she was able to walk away from the incident instead of leaving the scene on a stretcher in the back of an ambulance because of a busted hip. Plus, her ride managed to miss every other oncoming vehicle and came to rest against a tree, and since it was only going about four miles per hour, there seemed to be minimal damage.

    I mean, it could have been much worse:


    h/t Barstool Sports

    This apparently seems to happen more often than you'd think: 10 People Who Ran Themselves Over With Their Own Cars

     

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    "If there wasn't any witnesses, you know what I'd do to you? I'd pull Trump on you."

    That's right, kids. In 2016, we are threatening each other with the mannerisms of presidential candidates.

    And that is just one of the glorious lines from more than two minutes of hysterical dialogue between a way-too-serious cyclist and a cross between Clint Eastwood and Ric Flair road-raging asshole. You're welcome.


    Look, if you're quoting specific letters and numbers of bike/road laws during an argument outside of the courtroom, you're a fucking dork. On the other hand, it's guys like "Your Worst Enemy" that almost make it essential that you do know every law of the land.

    And I'll end with this before I go back and watch that clip at least three more times: If you're going to quote specific rules regarding the sharing of the road during an argument like that, then you better make sure you follow Rule 1A every time you come upon an intersection controlled by a large red octagon, which is stop.

    Not the preferred way of coming to a complete stop: The Most Intense Solo Bike Crash You Will Ever See

     

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    At least it won't be difficult to pinpoint the reason why this guy didn't want to take her to pound town.

    According to The Smoking Gun, a 34-year-old Port St. Lucie woman was arrested and charged with battery last week after she repeatedly kicked her boyfriend in the face because he wasn't in the mood to have sexual relations with her.

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    Police said Jennifer Furguson woke up last Wednesday morning, but instead of making her way downstairs for a bowl of Cookie Crisp, she rolled over and asked her boyfriend for some quality time. The man refused, probably because it was only 6:30 a.m. and based on the mugshot, showering on a daily basis hasn't been in Furguson's repertoire since the Clinton administration.

    That wasn't the response Furguson was looking for, so she "began kicking her boyfriend in the face while he was laying on the bed." The poor bastard was able to escape his girlfriend's wrath and call police, who noted he had "significant swelling to his right cheek bone and redness to his left cheek bone" when they arrived.

    No word on what's next for the couple, but since they live in Florida, the obvious next step is to get married.

    Join the club, Jenny: Florida Woman Stabs Boyfriend After He Refuses To Have Sex With Her

     

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    The year 1966 was a big one for classic albums, everything from Frank Sinatra and Otis Redding to The Monks and The Mamas and The Papas. Being 50 years old, these albums still stand the test of time, even if the people who wrote them have trouble standing in general.

    Beach Boys - "Pet Sounds"
    These Classic Albums Are Now 50 Years Old
    Release Date: May 16
    Of all the greatest summer records ever, the eleventh studio Beach Boys album came in the spring of '66. Put out the same year as their "best of" album, "Pet Sounds" plays like a greatest hits on its own. Its title track was written as a possible James Bond theme song, but lead-off song, "Wouldn't It Be Nice," rolls the feel-good vibe into "God Only Knows," written in under an hour.

    The Beatles - "Revolver"
    These Classic Albums Are Now 50 Years Old
    Release Date: August 8
    The seventh studio album from The Beatles was released the same year as "Yesterday and Today" back when great bands put out multiple records in a year, and they were better than the crap that comes out now every four years. Classics "Eleanor Rigby," "Yellow Submarine" and "Here, There and Everywhere," which McCartney wrote while waiting for Lennon to get out of bed, coat the album track list, which stands in most music lovers' minds as one of the best Beatles records of all.

    Bob Dylan - "Blonde on Blonde"
    These Classic Albums Are Now 50 Years Old
    Release Date: May 16
    A few years into his career, Dylan released his seventh studio album, including the greatest hits, "Rainy Day Women" and "Just Like a Woman." Landing in the spring, "Blonde on Blonde" was a suitable follow-up to 1965's hit album, "Highway 61 Revisited," a music-listen for anyone with ears.

    The Rolling Stones - "Aftermath"
    These Classic Albums Are Now 50 Years Old
    Release Date: April 15
    The sixth studio record from Mick and the boys, the same year "Got Live If You Want It," their first live album came out, the boys gave us the "Aftermath." Featuring hits like "Mothers Little Helper" and "Under My Thumb," the record can boast being one of the classic Stones albums, not a far cry from "Let It Bleed."

    The Kinks - "Face to Face"
    These Classic Albums Are Now 50 Years Old
    Release Date: October 28
    Considered one of the first concept records, "Face to Face" was the fourth Kinks album, dropping in the fall of '66. "Sunny Afternoon," "Dandy" and "Party Line" were at the top of the list, as Ray Davies had a nervous breakdown right before the album was released. The album is revered to this day as an experimental style that would take over the rock 'n' roll music-sphere.

    The Who - "A Quick One"
    These Classic Albums Are Now 50 Years Old
    Release Date: December 3
    A sophomore release for the "Happy Jack" Brits, "A Quick One" was an aptly-named 10-song winter album with "Boris the Spider." The album was also released under the name "Happy Jack" in America with the same-titled single topping the charts.

    The Animals - "Animalisms"
    These Classic Albums Are Now 50 Years Old
    Release Date: June
    The Animals third album, which came the same year as "Animalization," the American release with a similar track list that came out shortly after. "Don't Bring Me Down" and "I Put a Spell on You" are the stand-out hits, giving us that classic Animals sound in a classic album.

    Simon & Garfunkel - "Parsley, Sage, Rosemary & Thyme"
    These Classic Albums Are Now 50 Years Old
    Release Date: October 10
    Widely considered the breakthrough album for the folky twosome, the herb-infused release was their third together. Comprising mostly Paul Simon solo acoustic songs, including "Homeward Bound," a big hit that was written during the recording of "Sounds of Silence," their previous release. That, along with "Danglin' Conversation" and a number of other relaxing tracks fill the record from start to stop (then flip, and start to stop again). That was a vinyl reference, you spoiled music streamers.

    The Byrds - "Fifth Dimension"
    These Classic Albums Are Now 50 Years Old
    Release Date: July 18
    The American folk band went experimental psychedelic with their third release, giving people the "byrd" and a different sound altogether. Those who could handle their steez enjoyed the early singles "5D" and "Eight Miles High," along with the late third single, "Mr. Spaceman."

    The Yardbirds - "Roger the Engineer"
    These Classic Albums Are Now 50 Years Old
    Release Date: July 15
    Reportedly the only Yardbirds album with all original material on it, landing right after Eric Clapton departed, "Roger the Engineer" became one of the summer sounds of '66 in a big way. The title, based on a drawing done by band member Chris Dreja of their audio engineer, became known as one of the top 500 albums of all time, as well as an album everyone must hear before they die. That same year, "Blues Breakers With Eric Clapton" was released, another 50-year-old gem of the audible world.

     

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    The internet didn't have a problem Photoshopping President Obama playing ping pong, so of course the poor dude who looked terrified while playing ping pong at the Rio Olympics was going to get roasted in the most hilarious ways.

    Take a look at the original photo below that shows ping pong ball vs. man, with ping pong ball winning:

    Terrified Olympic Ping Pong Player Is A Gift To The Internet Photoshop Gods
    Now take a look at the bizarre things Reddit did to it:

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    As always, nice job, internet.

    And here's what these bros did at Wimbledon: This Bros' Wimbledon Selfie Got The Photoshop Treatment It Deserved

     

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    Can they even show that on TV? I mean I'm sure it's an exciting moment and all, but still.

    Japanese vaulter Hiroki Ogita learned the hard way (OK, I'll stop with the wang jokes until I get through this) that the qualifying round of the Rio Olympic Games' stiffest competition is yourself (I lied). But don't get too hung up on all these innuendos. Leave that to Ogita.

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    Although this unfortunate trouser malfunction cost Ogita his livelihood, at least his manlihood remains firmly intact.

    h/t Someecards

    Where's a censored bar when you need one?: The Rio Olympics Are Killing It On The Unnecessary Censorship Front Without Even Trying

     

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    Look, I prefer women I don't have to tip at the end of the night, so I get that people have their likes and their dislikes. But there is clearly a double standard when it comes to this as well, which is why the guy below delivered quite a brutal burn to a woman on Tinder who made her preference toward tall guys very, very clear.

    Check it out below:

    Guy Delivers Rough Burn On Woman Who Prefers Tall Guys
    Someone check that girl's vitals; she may be dead.

    Via The Chive

    This guy had a lot better luck on Tinder: This Guy Has Figured Out A Tinder Pick-Up Line That Works Every Time

     

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    Some say we are too sensitive as a country these days, and that may be true to a certain extent. However, when it comes to sensitive subject matter, perhaps that's not such a bad thing. Just look at the following shirts being promoted by Albuquerque restaurant Paisano's:

    T-shirts now available at Paisanos. 20$. Hats and Shirts available at paisanosabq.com coming soon!

    Posted by Paisano's on Friday, August 5, 2016


    Too far? Um, yes! Absolutely. It's hard to even debate it the other way as a rational, caring person. But that hasn't stopped the restaurant's owner Rick Camuglia from trying. According to an interview he had with KOB 4, not only is he not sorry for the joke, but basically he has no qualms about remaining blissfully ignorant on the matter, stating, "I think it shows an interesting state of affairs of where our country is that people, first of all, can be offended by a statement about a vegetable. Black olives matter, and it does matter in our tapenade."

    The latter part of Camuglia's quote is referring to the first time he used the "Black Olives Matter" tagline to promote his menu back in July, when he plastered the tasteless slogan on a marquee, garnering similar backlash.


    Like it or not, "Black Olives Matter" T-shirts and hats are now officially available on the Paisano's website for $20 and $25 dollars, respectively. But respectfully on our end, you'll have to look that link up on your own, as we don't feel the need to advocate this marketing ploy to sell more tapenade.

    via Mic

    Related: Youth Cheerleading Coach Loses Job For Showing Up To Practice Wearing Racist Shirt

     

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  • 08/16/16--14:41: Stupid Rat!
  • That's the wrong escalator, ya dummy!


    And also...gross.

    More: Pizza Rat!

     

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    Most of you have been so hammered at least once in your life that you wake up the next morning and don't really remember or understand what happened the night before. However, these sloppy drunk nights don't usually involve pirate hookers. Casey's did. Enjoy Casey's story.

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    Then again, she could have just been a girl with pink eye who likes to party. (h/t Pleated-Jeans)

    More: There Is No Better Way To Deal With A Spam Texter Than This

     

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    In cartoons, when a character is, say, crushed by a piano, they usually stand back up with teeth made of piano keys. There are many variations of this gag that have been around for centuries, but the odds of any similar scenario playing out like that in real life are slim. Until today. Anthony's just your typical little boy who accidentally (we assume) swallowed his dog's squeaky toy. What happened next is, well, cartoonish in every way.


    Perhaps our original example wasn't the best we could have come up with, but after watching the video above, we remembered a much better one:


    We rest our case.

    h/t Someecards

    If you thought that story was hard to swallow: This Kid Just Found Out Why You Do Not Swallow A Ghost Pepper

     

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  • 08/17/16--04:27: Today's Funny Photos
  • Are you sitting down? Good, because that's the best way to enjoy a hilarious roundup of funny photos from all over the internet. So scroll down and enjoy, then maybe stand up and go for a nice walk.

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    Not every cat is a major jerk like Beavis the cat, and not every cat needs to be shamed. Some cats just go with the flow and enjoy life, like the chill cat below who is all about forgetting about his troubles and worries.

    Check out the original photo below:

    Super Chill Cat With Sunglasses Gets Thrown Into A Super Cool Photoshop Battle
    Now a photo like this can't show up on the internet and not have people leave their digital prints all over it. Take a look at what folks did to this chill cat once he was thrown into a Photoshop battle:

    Super Chill Cat With Sunglasses Gets Thrown Into A Super Cool Photoshop Battle

    Super Chill Cat With Sunglasses Gets Thrown Into A Super Cool Photoshop Battle

    Super Chill Cat With Sunglasses Gets Thrown Into A Super Cool Photoshop Battle

    Super Chill Cat With Sunglasses Gets Thrown Into A Super Cool Photoshop Battle

    Super Chill Cat With Sunglasses Gets Thrown Into A Super Cool Photoshop Battle

    Super Chill Cat With Sunglasses Gets Thrown Into A Super Cool Photoshop Battle

    Super Chill Cat With Sunglasses Gets Thrown Into A Super Cool Photoshop Battle


    Super Chill Cat With Sunglasses Gets Thrown Into A Super Cool Photoshop Battle

    Super Chill Cat With Sunglasses Gets Thrown Into A Super Cool Photoshop Battle
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    And what is up with this cat? Half-Relaxed Cat Gets Photoshopped And It's Funny As All Hell

     

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    We're entering a pretty fascinating time to be a pothead. Multiple states have legalized marijuana for recreational use, and others are sure to follow. That's created a whole industry of weed products, and one of the kings of this new world is Tony Greenhand, possibly the greatest joint roller in the world. These aren't the skinny little doobs you get from your guy -- Tony takes a sculptural approach to his smokables, creating some seriously insane marijuana delivery systems. Let's look at 10 of his greatest works.

    AK-47

    8 ounce AK 47 for the homies Jon and @weedwriter filled with 91 Og from @kaks_gardens #creativerolling #ak47

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    Many of Tony's coolest creations are done on commission -- somebody will call him up and say, "Hey, I want you to make me a smokable AK-47 filled with a half a pound of kush," and, like a boss, he'll say "OK, sure." That weed weapon was created for a rich kid from Florida who flew all the way to Oregon to pick up his prize, along with a hand grenade. Tony's payout for the job? A cool $7,000 -- pretty good money for some rolling.


    Pikachu

    If you haven't played "Pokémon Go" stoned, it's a whole different experience. Tony and his crew created a charming little electric mouse packed to the gills with kush as an advertisement for his services. Although we're a little leery of disguising drugs in the shape of a kids' cartoon character (we remember when there was hysteria about blotter LSD with Mickey Mouse printed on it), you can't deny that the craftsmanship that went into this little bugger is really impressive.


    Spider-Man
    This Guy's Custom Weed Creations Will Blow Your Mind
    If you ask Tony what his all-time favorite joint is, he'll probably say this insanely cool Spider-Man he made in 2015. While we don't think Peter Parker is ever going to smoke up, Greenhand's sculpt of the wall-crawler might tempt him into it. Each of the individual body parts were created individually and then stuck together with skewers before markers are used to color each piece. Small strips of black wrapping paper are then added for the detailing. With 12 grams of primo kush inside, this baby sold at auction for $1,100.


    Gold Rose

    One of the cool things about Tony's business is how he gives back to the community, realizing that weed can bring us together. Recently, he produced this incredible smokable rose using 24k gold rolling papers from a company called Shine. This seems absolutely ludicrous, but apparently they smoke well and look totally baller. The rose wasn't done for a client, but rather a charity auction for Freedom Grow, a nonprofit that raises money for people in prison convicted of nonviolent cannabis-related offenses.


    Microphone

    Tony's skills have brought him to the attention of a number of weed-loving rappers, and it's only natural that they'd want to blow some kush from the tool that made them famous. Georgia rapper and flat earth truther B.O.B. got in touch with Tony and asked him to take a pile of blueberry cheesecake flower marijuana from Solstice Cannabis and transform it into a microphone-shaped blunt. Black rolling papers with a gold leaf accent make this a slick mic to spit rhymes before you get blazed out.


    Prince Symbol

    On a different musical tip, Tony made this replica of the symbol adopted by the artist formerly known as Prince in 1993 to commemorate the singer's death. Prince was a strict Jehovah's Witness, meaning he never smoked weed, but some argue that marijuana could have helped him handle the chronic pain he suffered better than opioids did. Studies have shown that, used properly, marijuana can be just as effective as other methods of pain relief without the debilitating side effects. This sweet joint was created to be taken on tour by The Smoker's Club.


    Space Needle

    For over 25 years, Seattle has been home to one of cannabis culture's biggest annual events. Hempfest draws weedheads from the Pacific Northwest and beyond to celebrate the healing power of the herb, listen to live bands and generally get a huge contact high. For the 2015 show, Tony Greenhand teamed up with Organabis Farms to create a one-pound replica of the city's iconic Space Needle. He and his crew lit the mega-joint on the scene and let people take rips from it.


    Watermelon
    This Guy's Custom Weed Creations Will Blow Your Mind
    Yes, many of Greenhand's joints are delicately-built sculptures that dazzle with their intricacy, but sometimes you just have to go big. Like 4 pounds and change big. Meet the largest joint ever rolled by human hands, a massive mound of THC that Tony turned into half a watermelon. Measuring a foot wide, with an inch-thick rim of rolling papers to support all the dank nugs inside, this baby got smoked up at a party that looked like a hell of a good time. At one point, Greenhand even used the heat from the cherry to toast a marshmallow.


    AR-15

    For such a peace-loving dude, the weed-filled weapons that Tony Greenhand produces are scarily realistic. This wee little AR-15 assault rifle was filled with 7 ounces of bud and crafted entirely with natural papers made by the Raw Foundation. This was another charity project for Tony, with the sweet little gat being auctioned off to benefit the Wine To Water group building wells and ensuring clean water in communities around the world. We know that weed can make you generous, but this guy goes above and beyond.


    Tommy Chong

    You know you've made it in the weed world when one half of Cheech & Chong commissions you to make a smokable sculpture of himself. Tommy Chong got in touch with Tony in 2016 after reading about his incredible skills and, naturally, decided to pay him to sculpt a blunt shaped like himself. Considering that Tommy has been smoking the herb for over half a century, his body probably has enough accumulated THC to give you a contact high. Greenhand wasn't done with the project at press time but the concept alone is enough to earn a spot on the list.

     

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