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- 08/19/16--07:50: 10 Things You Probably Didn't Know About The Playboy Mansion
- 08/19/16--10:05: Leanna Decker Proves Redheads Do It Better Than Blondes
- 08/19/16--10:13: Check Out the Hottest Harley Quinns of Cosplay
- 08/22/16--08:24: Donald Trump's Whiny Tweets Were Just Turned Into The Best Emo Song
- 08/22/16--09:58: Grandma Shooing Away Cat Is The Latest Photoshop Extravaganza
- 08/22/16--10:42: Put Jerkwads In Their Place With The Best Comeback Ever
- 08/22/16--12:21: So KFC Made A Fried Chicken Sunscreen And It's Already Sold Out
- 08/22/16--15:18: DMX Is Going To Be A Father ... For The 15th Time
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- 08/23/16--05:35: It Doesn't Get Much Trashier Than These Facebook Posts
- 08/23/16--06:20: This Kid's Lemonade Stand Has Quite The Twist
- 08/23/16--06:50: What Your Favorite TV Show Says About Your Sex Life
If you're going to the Playboy mansion, remember one very simple thing: "If you don't swing, don't ring." There's actually a sign there that says that.
1. There's a freakishly childlike curfew.
When you live under Hugh's roof, you have to be in at a certain time each night. Grown women getting home at a safe hour makes sense, right? Maybe midnight? No, that curfew is 9 p.m. That's early for a prepubescent in middle school, let alone for the wild and sexiest of places. Carla Howe claims you couldn't invite friends over, and Holly Madison says it's a bit like prison, keeping the bunnies in as much as keeping other people out.
2. There is an off-limits Elvis screw room.
If Elvis gets naked and has his way with numerous women (perhaps eight) in your house, it's off limits from there on out. Such is the case with the Playboy Mansion, which has a room closed off to preserve and eternalize the sexy times of the King himself, dating back to the '70s.
3. They have some unique permits.
The mansion is no stranger to strange pets. They have permits for exotic pets like peacocks, toucans and flamingos, and many boobless bunnies, not to mention about a hundred squirrel monkeys. I think they mean sugar gliders. The mansion is also the only private home in Los Angeles with both regular fireworks and a pyrotechnic license.
4. The girls living there are given an allowance each week.
Hugh's girls claim they can't pick up extra work besides appearance fees, but they do line up each week for a cash handout in hundred dollar bills totaling a thousand bucks each every week. It sounds as humiliating a situation as it does a daddy issue on the horizon.
5. It smells a bit like an old-folks home.
You'd think the mansion would smell of rich oak, invigorating fragrances given its occupants and possibly a bit like a stay at the Four Seasons, but according to many guests, it smells more like old man and musk, and not the good kind. Don't forget all the dog shit scattered about the white bedroom carpet.
6. And "The Grotto" is disgusting.
Despite the idea of the grotto being very illustrious, it's a bit of facade with the fake rocks and swirling whirlpool of DNA. In 2011, there were allegedly more than a hundred cases of illness reported. You mean the venereal waters of the Playboy Mansion are haunted with infection? Get. Out! Aside from the unholy amount of nudity and likely sexual companionship of those waters, it's also host to many a sexy party, so this comes as a surprise only in that we expected more sickness.
7. John Lennon trashed the place once.
During a rowdy bout with his lady, Yoko, John Lennon is said to have crashed at the mansion and may have thrown a little drunken love tantrum in the halls of Hefner. Rumor has it Lennon put out a cigarette on a Matisse painting, which still hangs there today. In addition to Lennon, many a celebrity has come and gone and not been welcomed back, including Reggie Bush and Luke Wilson.
8. More than 70 people work there, not including the girls.
The mansion houses about a dozen full-time chefs working around the clock, a couple dozen girlfriends, not including the ridiculous number of girls just hanging out waiting for sexy time. God knows how many dogs are there!
9. Sunday night is Movie Night.
We'd guess tasteful porn initially, but apparently, Hugh is a real family man with his girls. And there's a vintage arcade room so the fun never ends. Unfortunately, the arcade was included with the sale of the house.
10. Hugh Hefner is a renter.
Playboy acquired the house for just over $1 million in 1971 from a chess player who designed spaceships. After they moved headquarters to L.A. from Chicago, Hugh would live there for 45 years before the house was sold. It recently passed through escrow for about $100 million to the rich boy next door. Hefner has actually been paying rent plus extra running fees for parties but will continue to live in the house despite the transfer of ownership. After the 90-year-old kicks it, there's no telling what's next for Playboy.
Leanna Decker is at it again: proving redheads are hotter than we give them credit for. In addition to these 10 beautiful redheads, Leanna gives us five compelling reasons why we should be paying more attention to their strawberry, freckled goodness. Did you know redheads have a higher tolerance for pain? We didn't. Check out this video and get educated, but also enjoy the busty babeness of Leanna Decker.
If you haven't seen "Suicide Squad" yet, don't get too excited about the plot, CGI vortex or Will Smith hogging all the screen time. You can, however, get pretty excited about Margot Robbie and quite easily the hottest interpretation of Harley Quinn to date. That got us wondering about other Harley Quinns of the hot cosplay world, and thus, these hot babes and their sexy photos made their way onto our big screen.
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We really want you folks to enjoy your weekend, so that is why we have to do our part to make sure you do. Well, Julianne Hough and Nina Dobrev did their part, really. And all it took was losing their bikini bottoms. And that should be enough.
Accompanied by the caption "Full moons!" the 28-year-old Hough, along with 27-year-old Dobrev and actress Milissa Sears, posed on a boat overlooking a lake. And no one will notice that beautiful lake nature has given us, and that's mainly because Mother Nature will have to take a backseat to three backseats (I went to college, guys).
Take a look at the picture thanks to Hough's Instagram:
Sure beats being on a boat with Andy Samberg and T-Pain.
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It doesn't make much sense, but over 24K views and counting can't be wrong. The following video of a rooster clucking about in a pair of Homer Simpson-esque blue pants has been making the rounds on Facebook after 98.3 KORA The Texas Country Original posted it two days ago. We can't quite put our finger on why the mere sight of this silly bird gives almost anyone who sees it an uncontrollable case of the giggles, but at this point we've given up on trying to decipher the internet, anyways. So just enjoy it while it lasts.
If Levi's have any business sense at all, they'll sign this guy immediately.
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The Donald Trump shitfest rolls on, as he's continued to give ammo to folks to poke fun at him -- so much so that his "message" has pretty much been thrown out and all that we're left with is more and more punchlines. While we still feel bad for making you look at a naked Donald Trump statue, we're going to make it up to you by sharing Trump's new emo song.
Thanks to musical artist Nick Lutsko, you can now hear some of Trump's most whiny tweets as an early 2000s emo song. Ah, so much nostalgia. Check it out below thanks to Super Deluxe's YouTube:
The Used would be proud.
h/t Huffington Post
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The internet has no mercy -- not even little old ladies are safe from all those relentless folks on their computers. And since we've already seen proof of that when grandma with a gun got Photoshopped, it is no surprise that a little old lady shooing away a cat got the same type of treatment.
Let's take a look at the original photo (which is funny enough) below:
And this is the internet flexing its muscles and sharing its talents on Reddit:
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Hindsight may be 20/20, but if the advice in the following video is anything to go by in the heat of a verbal argument, you've already won the battle before it began. But don't take our word for it. Listen to how it all went down and judge for yourself.
Flipping an insult into "your face" gets 'em every time.
h/t eBaum's World
Will Smith sure could have used a gem like this against his sexy co-star: Margot Robbie Absolutely Obliterates Will Smith In The Latest Battle Of 'Playground Insults'
It was only a matter of time. We've seen a take on Ted Cruz ripping Donald Trump, and we've seen some bad lip reading done at the Republican and Democratic debates, so it was naturally time for the DNC to get served. Enjoy the weirdness below.
The sounds Hillary makes at the end should be enough to scare off the terrorists for a bit.
There's still some summer left for you to go out there and catch some rays, but unfortunately, you're going to have to smell like coconuts or something tropical because the KFC fried chicken sunscreen already sold out. In three hours.
Today, the chicken giant revealed that for a limited time only they would be giving away free Extra Crispy Sunscreen. That's right, you would not only be protected from the sun, but smell like chicken. And if that doesn't get people to talk to you I don't know what will.
Check out the sunscreen ad below:
We made a sunscreen and it's free* and it smells like fried chicken and fried chicken smells delicious.https://t.co/fdqaJWcnpY— KFC (@kfc) August 22, 2016
KFC gave away a bunch of free bottles online, but if you weren't quick enough you will never know how smelling like chicken all day feels like. You can always just lather yourself in chicken grease. There's always that.
Well, here's hoping KFC hands out some more free chicken-smelling sunscreen soon, or we'll all have to wait for their chicken cologne.
Well, at least the sunscreen was better than this: KFC Tried A Dick Joke On Twitter And It Completely Backfired
Well, this is just one way to go from pure elation to pure sadness with one swing of the bat.
While baseball player Brandon Thomas of the Gateway Grizzlies probably won't be seeing his name on any Major League Baseball box score, he can at least be happy that he's making the news now, albeit not for the best reason.
On Sunday night, Thomas hit a grand slam to help his team beat the Joliet Slammers (amazing name). But unfortunately for Thomas, his truck also took a beating, as the ball he hit smashed his own windshield. Take a look at the results below thanks to Twitter:
Now check out the swing that is to blame for Thomas now needing a new windshield:
The before and after from last night lol still can't believe this really happened pic.twitter.com/nlBK1tfFpo— Brandon Thomas (@brandonthomas6) August 22, 2016
Nice aim, Brandon.
h/t SB Nation
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Good lord. Can somebody please make sure DMX knows what a vasectomy is, just in case he isn't aware of the option?
According to TMZ, the veteran hip-hop artist's 15th child was born on Friday night -- a boy named Exodus Simmons (daddy's real name is Earl Simmons). The mother is DMX's longtime girlfriend Desiree, and it's her first child.
If you're keeping track at home, 15 kids is three greater than another legendary father -- NFL cornerback Antonio Cromartie. And this news gives us an excuse to show this hilarious clip once more:
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Usually when you go to a restaurant where they make you order from the counter, you pass the time in line by either studying the menu, reminiscing about the killer night you and your boys just had or playing "Minecraft."
Or if you're this clown, you try to do a backflip off of a dividing wall for some reason. Let's see how that turned out for him:
"This is the third time it's happened, man!"
"No, no in the last month."
Sorry, bud. At this point, there's just no way around it and no other way to put it: You're a fucking idiot.
h/t Daily Mail
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For whatever reason, Marv Albert and dogs like to chew on things. Hell, the first night I slept over at my wife's apartment, her purse dog almost chewed through one of the straps on my brand new North Face backpack, and I was obviously none to pleased about the incident.
Well, Lindsey Vonn's dog also likes to chew on shit from time to time, and this week, her pooch decided it was a good time to gnaw on a pair of her workout pants. Surprisingly, that didn't stop Vonn from wearing them to her workout anyway:
Um, good boy?
Naturally, a fair amount of comments left on Vonn's Instagram page were beyond pervy and likely would have given Mother Teresa a heart attack if she was still ticking. Like these two, for example:
Yeah, if you're apologizing to your mom before you hit send, don't hit send, buddy.
h/t Barstool Sports
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No offense to the Olympics, but this medal ceremony seems like it would be just a tad more exciting.
According to Adult Empire (link NSFW), the people have spoken, and the gold, silver and bronze medals have been awarded to dozens of lucky porn stars for their performances in "athletic events" such as anal, gang bang, blow job and bondage scenes.
Your gold medal winner for best gang bang scene? You guessed it: A.J. Applegate for her work in the second scene of "My First Black Gang Bang." Aubrey Star pulled down the silver medal for her "work" in "Flesh Hunter 13," while Karmen Karma earned a bronze for her unforgettable performance in "DP Masters 3."
Dani Daniels nabbed the gold medal in the athletes category for her brilliant maneuvering in "Sporty Girls 4," while Mia Malkova took home the coveted gold medal for best blow job in the game-changing skin flick "Fucking Flexible."
And if you're so inclined to see the still shot of the scene that helped her capture the gold, you'll totally understand why that's the title of the movie.
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Today is a special day for me: It's my first batch of funny photos ever. So all you nice folks get to kick back and laugh at all the photos I've reeled in for you. And if you don't find any of them funny just force out a laugh because my crumbling self-esteem needs it. After your laughs, be sure to check out our Twitterand Instagram because we're self-promoting whores.
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Believe it or not, this is about as tame as it gets.
Aww, how adorable -- I mean, deplorable.
You could have just "Liked" the first comment and called it a day, lady.
You want potential employers to know you're a caring father, don't you?
Is it possible she slept with all 10 of them, or was this the only picture she had?
You can always count on the comments section for solid advice you didn't ask for.
Come on! How were four photos necessary!?
Be thankful you don't have to see the eight comments.
Really? 17 Likes!?
♫ RED ROBIN...YUCK! ♫
Jeez, grow up, mom.
I'll have to check Reddit, but I'm pretty sure that's not what dad jokes are.
Points for spelling "diarrhea" right, at least.
I could think of a few off the top of my head that are at least on a par.
via eBaum's World
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Lillian doesn't just have a typical, crummy lemonade stand, she's added a special twist that's going to keep all the depressed dads of the neighborhood coming back for more. Check it out below:
Yep, that's right, a shot of vodka.
Now that's how you start a business.
That dude and his velcro sandals desperately needs a "forget my troubles" shot.
And hey, Rice Krispies Squares are also pretty damn amazing.
And here's another kid ahead of the game: Smart-Ass Kid 'Cheats' On Test Without Breaking Any Rules At All
"Game of Thrones"
"American Horror Story"
"Trailer Park Boys"
"The Big Bang Theory"
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If there is anyone who knows terribly awkward situations, it's me, but even I had a hard time getting through this supercut, as every scene really made me feel the secondhand embarrassment.
Thanks to Burger Fiction, we now get to "enjoy" some of the most awkward moments in movie history. From "Meet the Parents," to "Fargo," to "Anchorman," these moments will make you feel a little bit better about that awkward moment you found yourself in recently. Take a look at the video below:
Although to be fair, there are enough awkward moments in the last week of my life to fill up a 10-minute video, too.
And now here's this random gem: Matthew McConaughey Making A Bunch Of Bizarre Noises Supercut