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Look, we've all had neighbors we don't like, but if there's one way to make them even bigger a-holes than they already are, a passive-aggressive note usually does the trick. That's why the person who wrote the following "Howdy Neighbor!" letter (that's more formal than a note at least, right?) went with a less timid approach. Did it work? We may never know. But judging by the foul language, we can't imagine so.
Why can't more neighbors just be like Wilson from "Home Improvement"? Hell, even a stupid Ned Flanders sounds better than either of the people involved in the squabble above.
Related: Passive-Aggressive Parking Notes Have Literally Gone To The Dogs
It's been five years since Rebecca Black broke the internet (and her career) with the awesomely bad song "Friday." A song so bad we couldn't help but listen to it over and over again, and the music video featuring terribly awkward dancing was even better.
But now we can forgive all that, because the 19-year-old has certainly grown up to be one hot gal. Take a look at some of her pictures thanks to her Instagram, and forgive her once and for all for almost killing our favorite day.
We're sure glad it's Friday.
And here are the rest of the days: The Best Song For Each Day Of The Week
Celebrities sure do like showing pictures of themselves on vacation so we can feel worse about our summer, but it's hard to feel too bad about what Demi Lovato has been up to because she sure looks good doing it.
While we've seen Nicole Scherzinger dancing on a yacht, and we've seen Emily Ratajkowski and her butt in Greece, Demi wants to show us that's she's having a good time on a boat -- even if you can only see her ass. And we're OK with that. Take a look at what Demi shared on her Snapchat:
And you can see more of Demi's choice of bikini in her picture below thanks to her Instagram.
You might as well see how much of a fan Demi is of her ass:
Good going, Demi.
h/t Bro Bible
Now check out her pal, Selena: Selena Gomez Has The Most-Liked Photo On Instagram
We'd love to sugarcoat it and say that there are plenty of upsides to Mondays, but that's a damn lie and you all know it! Fortunately, there is the added benefit of Monday funnies. They're kinda like Tuesday through Friday funnies, but they're at least slightly more entertaining due to the circumstances.
Plenty of Funny Photos where these came from.
C'mon, check out more Funny Photos.
Give last Friday's Funny Photos a second chance. They haven't changed, but still.
1. Sergeant B. Hagarty was finishing his lunch at Chipotle in downtown Chicago. He spotted a homeless man digging through trash outside and knocked on the window.
He asked him if he was hungry. The 35-year-old veteran cop stood in line with the man, paid for his meal, and they shook hands "like it was nothing," according to the woman who snapped the photo.
2. North Carolina cop Charles Ziegler was on his way to work when he spotted a mother strolling her baby in the rain.
In the photo you see him taking her stroller to his trunk, and offering her a ride. After a news station picked up the photo, Officer Ziegler was unimpressed with his actions: "I am not trying to belittle anyone, but I think this story's been made more than it actually is. It's me giving a lady and her child a ride." Ziegler continued, "I don't think it's that big of a deal...Cops across the state and across the name, they do stuff like this all the time."
(via Ed McNeal)
3. Officer Tommy Norman of North Little Rock is like the John McClane of race relations.
He was named America's Most Wanted Police Officer in 2011 because he just can't seem to stop doing good. There are literally dozens of photos across the internet of Officer Norman buying lunch for neighborhood youth, vouching for patriotism among youth and generally youthing it up with the youth.
He became such an internet celebrity that someone created a GoFundMe for him that has reached nearly $73,000, egged on by rapper Killer Mike, who seriously vouches for him: "I want people to get involved like a policeman in North Little Rock. He doesn't know I follow him. He doesn't know I know him, but...if you follow him on Instagram...this man is out of his patrol car every single day." I highly suggest checking out Norman's Instagram, which is basically like a one-man-media-narrative-toppling wrecking crew.
4. Simple acts of respect go a long way.
5. On March 11, 2005, Kevin Berthia was over the railing on the Golden Gate Bridge contemplating his last moments.
"As I jumped over the railings I heard someone say: 'Hey, wait a minute.'" Officer Kevin Briggs spent 89 minutes talking Berthia out of doing it. In 2015, Berthia personally presented Briggs with an award at the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention.
(via John Storey of the San Francisco Chronicle)
6. Officer Zach Stamper was called to the scene after a report spoke of a "suspicious man" walking around.
Samuel Meixueiro, the suspicious man, had simply fallen on hard times. After hearing his story of commuting for hours via foot to reach his cashier job, Officer Stamper came back 30 minutes later with a bike and a duffel bag for his things.
(via Roland Park Police Department)
7. In May, a North Carolina cop named Tim Purdy was dispatched after the Charlotte-Mecklenburg Police Department received a call about an autistic boy who fled school, and was possibly suicidal.
Officer Purdy sat with the boy, talked with him and even made him laugh.
8. Here's a Houston cop cleaning a blind homeless man's feet.
(via ABC News)
9. As the legend goes, this cop was taking a routine vandalism report when a young black boy approached him.
The boy asked, "Are you a cop?" The officer replied, "Yes." The boy said, "My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask the police. Is that right?" The officer agreed, and the boy asked him to tie his shoe.
10. In the midst of all hell breaking loose in the mainstream media of white cops killing black males, a black man and a white cop share a moment of prayer.
A Walmart shopper captured the image of Avery Rosser of Columbus, GA, and Muscogee County Marshal's Office Deputy Clinton Powell hand-in-hand.
11. Here's a Calumet City cop holding a baby that was found in an abandoned house.
12. A now famous photo that has reached "iconic" standards across mass media shows 12-year-old Devonte Hart and Portland Police Sgt. Bret Barnum sharing an embrace.
Devonte was holding a sign that said "free hugs" and Sgt. Barnum asked, "Do I get one of those?" It was during a protest march after the acquittal of Darren Wilson.
Oregon-based freelance photographer Jonny Nguyen had this to say about the encounter: "I had a gut feeling there was something special about Devonte, so I stayed at the scene. Before I knew it, Sgt. Barnum was speaking to Devonte. That's when I got the powerful image of them hugging. From there, I knew I had something special. Something that I wanted the world to see. A powerful message I wanted to communicate. As a photographer, you always have to trust your gut -- your intuition. It's your best tool."
(via Jonny Nyugen)
13. Another now-iconic photo features New York City Officer Larry DePrimo kneeling down in the cold, putting a brand new pair of boots he bought on a homeless man's feet.
14. Officer David Taylor of the Crowley Police Department in Louisiana spotted a lost boy during the International Rice Festival in 2015.
"He was extremely upset ... I put him on my shoulders to see if he would be able to see his parents," he said. A half-hour later, they found the boy's parents, but the boy had become so calm he had fallen asleep.
15. The city of Louisville likes to hold a local city run every now and then. In March, Officer Aubrey Gregory helped Asia Ford in this photograph that has gone viral.
Mayor Greg Fischer tweeted the photo out and said, "What a compassionate city looks like." You're goddamn right.
(via Jonathan Roberts)
16. Sgt. Erica Hay of the Ocala Police Department sits down with a homeless man to eat lunch.
Said passerby Tianna Greene who snapped the photo: "What really caught my attention was the fact she then pulled out food for herself and started to eat with him. She just seemed very, very comfortable. I got my phone out and started snapping pictures because I was so overjoyed with the interaction."
17. In July, Georgia police responded to a call that complained of a tent pitched outside of Gordon State College in Barnesville.
They soon learned the tent belonged to 19-year-old Fred Barley, a biology major who was homeless at the time and planned to stay in the tent until school started to look for a job. It was either that, or trek six hours back and forth.
The cops quickly got him two nights in a hotel room. But that wouldn't be all. News would spread and soon, a job at a pizza joint was lined up. Locals even showered him with gifts, including a new bike, clothes, and school supplies. As if his fortunes couldn't get greater, a GoFundMe page was launched for Barley that eventually raised more than $80,000.
18. The officer's name was Joshua Scaglione.
19. In October 2015, a fight broke out at a Washington, DC, high school and police were called to the scene.
After the cops broke it up, 17-year-old Aaliyah Taylor, a senior at Ballou High School, walked up to one of the cops and started doing the Nae Nae. The officer replied that she had better moves than Taylor. What ensued was a dance-off that would make "You Got Served" look, well, like the terrible movie it is.
20. Photographer Chris Hall simply wanted to "show people what the media wasn't covering."
I think we all remember having to head back to school after the summer wrapped up, as we threw on our new digs only to be quickly reminded just how awful it is having to get back in the swing of things at school. And if you don't remember? Well, the tweets below should take you right back to those dreadful times. Folks on Twitter used the #FirstDayOfSchool hashtag to share their thoughts on having to hit those books again after a two month vacation.
Good luck, kids.
Via The Chive
It's not all bad: 17 Entertaining Photos To Kick Off Back-To-School Season
"The Wolf of Wall Street"
What drugs doesn't Leo do in this movie? "Smoke crack with me" is the classic line (by Jonah Hill) that prefaces Margot Robbie spreading her legs, walking around in lingerie and getting lines snorted off her awesome perky rack. Don't forget the copy room double team. And that's just a fraction of the ridiculousness Scorsese had in store. I never had a job with strippers in the office.
Back for more, Leo? It's hard to decide which is more gruesome, but we're going to go with the splitting open and sleeping in the dead horse. Your mother won't handle half of this movie well, and your father is just going to yell at her to pipe down or get out. Who says Leo isn't family friendly?
"Requiem for a Dream"
The movie score alone is enough to incite nightmares, but the puss-riddled, infected junkie arm and the ass-to-ass sex party are right up there, too.
"50 Shades of Grey"
This film needs no explanation, as your mother probably didn't know half these things existed. And if she does, that's much worse.
"Into the Void"
This is just a hard movie for anyone to see, especially sober. There are countless scenes where you question humanity and the direction it's going, namely the drugs, death and strobe lights. Your mother will be in tears, maybe dad, too.
That classic scene where virgin, Jason Biggs, finds out what his dad was telling him about warm apple pie is unforgettable, and yet we want to forget so badly. Is he still a virgin? It's possible.
"Magic Mike XXL"
These hunky studs are always good for a movie night with the lady, and by "lady," we definitely don't mean your mother. She'll be up dancing with those boys next to the TV, or worse the theater itself. We all love Channing Tatum, but we don't want to hear how much our moms like him (or what they'd do if he was there). Luckily, there's two of them, too.
The Natalie Portman/Mila Kunis kiss scene is one of the best girl-on-girl make-out scenes ever, so much so it won an Oscar. We didn't see it coming, and should we be watching it with our parents, it'd be an immediate pillow-over-the-boner moment. Those are the best when with family, right?
"Human Centipede (The First Sequence)"
And that's only the first sequence! Just imagine watching the "Centipede" trilogy with your folks after Christmas dinner. It's the gift that keeps on giving, especially since they somehow up the ante each time.
And this is the first and only time we will ever care about a rally event in Bolivia.
A dog somehow found himself on the second stage at El Rally Codasur, as onlookers can be heard yelling and bracing themselves for what they believed would be a horrible ending to the dog's life. As the rally car gets closer and closer, the dog is completely unaware that he's a few seconds from being crushed. And then this occurs:
That went from a horror show to a happy ending that Airbud himself would be proud of. Now can someone please find something more interesting for that dog to do than just hanging out on dirt roads? Please?
h/t SB Nation
And then there are these dogs: 13 Clumsy Canine GIFs That Prove Some Dogs Just Can't Ball
That takes some guts, mate.
Having attractive selfies all over social media sure is quite important to everyone these days, especially teenagers that pretty much live on the internet. And that couldn't be more true for 18-year-old Amy Sharp, a criminal on the run who risked being captured all in the name of a more attractive picture.
Sharp escaped a correctional facility in Sydney last week where she was being held for property offenses, and even evaded captured for three whole days.
Amy was definitely not a fan of the pictures the media was using because she did this:
Amy gives zero fucks.
The picture plea came at a price because Amy gave up her location and was quickly arrested:
Well, Amy, at least you'll always be a hero to someone.
It's happened before: Ohio Fugitive Sends Cops Selfie Because His Mugshot Is 'Terrible'
There are people that cheat on their spouses, and then there are people who one-up their own terribleness and sleep with their friend's spouse, even though there are loads of people out there they decided to go with the one that would make them look like complete garbage. And that's kind of how the people below look. And thanks to Whisper we can read these confessions of people admitting having an affair with their friend's spouse.
Nice job, a-holes.
Well, here is one way you can handle a cheating partner: English Woman Dumps Cheating Husband Using Massive Road Sign
Let's be honest: Last night's MTV Video Music Awards were an absolute shitshow, as the only entertaining moments were performances from Beyonce, Britney Spears, and oh yeah, Teyana Taylor's appearance on Kayne West' new video for "Fade."
After Kayne's useless rant on stage, he introduced his new music video which featured the 25-year-old Teyana dancing away in the best way possible. Take a look at it below if you missed it:
Teyana is married to NBA player Iman Shumpert, but really, let's just start focusing on her by taking a look at some of her pictures thanks to her Instagram:
And here's another Taylor: 10 Secret Facts About Taylor Swift She Doesn't Want You To Know
Girls in sports bras screaming, chests on fire, crying, the inability to breathe, coughing, choking, more screaming and crying and of course, puking up blood.
Surprisingly, it's not a party at Charlie Sheen's house that we're talking about this time around but rather a YouTube video of two girls who decided to find out just how hot the 2.2 million Scoville units found inside a Carolina Reaper pepper can be.
I mean, look how much fun they had:
The Carolina Reaper is so damn hot that it has also been called the "demon pepper child that was invented by man." Made solely for heat purposes, people who are dumb enough to ingest one say that it actually has a "sweet and fruity flavor."
Of course, that's only before it gets so hot that it basically takes a shit on every single one of your bodily functions.
Ghost peppers look super delicious, too: This Kid Just Found Out Why You Do Not Swallow A Ghost Pepper
Geez, what's next? Making Stephen Hawking run a marathon?
It's not everyday that you see a blind man play the keys so well that he wins a Grammy Award much less 22 of them over what turns out to be one of the most illustrious R&B careers of all time. I mean, composing and performing top notch music as well as tickling the ivories is hard enough when you can see the sheet music and instrument in front of you, so you can only imagine how difficult it is when you have to pretty much just guess on a frequent basis.
It's pretty much the same thing when it comes to shooting free throws on the basketball court. Perhaps other than having two hands, the biggest reason behind Steve Nash knocking down over 90 percent of his free throw attempts in his career was the fact that he could see the target in front of him.
Exhibit A of our argument? You guessed it: Stevie Wonder attempting a free throw over the weekend:
Who ever idea it was to have Stevie Wonder shoot a free throw should be arrested pic.twitter.com/8WFpcZW5a7— Jefé™ (@WestsideJohnDoe) August 29, 2016
That actually wasn't that bad considering the fact that he's, you know, blind.
Hopefully the organizer of the event came to his or her senses and hired a driver to take Mr. Wonder back to his hotel room instead of seeing if he wanted to give driving a shot as well.
h/t Barstool Sports
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Some 21-year-olds use the final days of summer to say their goodbyes to friends and families before heading back to school. Others head to a lake for one last week of relaxation before gearing up for the winter grind.
But Travis Wagner, well, he fucks horses.
According to Fox 43, Wagner took the road less traveled earlier this month when he broke into a barn in Ephrata and had sexual intercourse with a miniature horse.
A concerned citizen noticed a suspicious Dodge pickup truck trespassing on his neighbor's property on August 16 and called the owner after he saw Wagner walk into the barn that was housing cattle and one miniature horse.
By the time police arrived on the scene, Wagner was gone, but they were able to trace the plates on his truck to his home, and it was there that Wagner decided to confess to plowing the miniature horse on more than one occasion. He was charged with burglary and sexual intercourse with an animal and will appear in court next month.
Hey, good thing the cattle were normal size.
In Wisconsin, they play with the big boys: Wisconsin Man Arrested For Performing Oral Sex On Horse
Reddit's PSBattle page is about as strange as it gets most of the time, but every once in awhile a picture comes along that feels like it was made to be edited. Enter Taylor Swift (literally), who just happened to have an admirer at her heels, whom she appeared to not even notice:
Hence, why turning him into the biggest creep ever with a little help from Photoshop was as easy as, well, all of the following images:
But of course, the internet being the internet and all, things eventually had to get weird...er.
Related: Photoshop Battle Claims Two More Sexy Victims In Latest Throwdown
Hey, you did it. You survived Monday and now you're alive and well on Tuesday, and you know what that means? You can now look at today's funny photos, because that's really the most important thing about not dropping dead from the Monday blues.
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Most of us like to look at ourselves in a positive light, but that's difficult when your mind immediately goes to the filthiest places imaginable most of the time. The following photos definitely won't make you feel better about yourself, as they look pretty dirty at first glance. In fact, you may have to study them closely before you realize that there is absolutely nothing offensive about them at all.
via eBaum's World
Related: These Photos Make it Very Easy to Have a Dirty Mind
Monk's Cafe "Seinfeld"
For nine seasons, some of the best conversations we ever sat in on were at Monk's. Didn't they always show that it was Tom's Restaurant, which is at the corner of 112th and Broadway, during the exterior shots? Why did they bother calling it Monk's?
The Peach Pit "Beverly Hills 90210"
The Real Peach Pit Cafe exists in Beverly Hills, California. The reboot of the show as "90210" kept Nat running the diner but did a modern renovation, which obviously blew in comparison to the old fashion diner of the original.
Central Perk "Friends"
How they always managed to get that couch is beyond me. It's hard enough to find a comfy seat for two in New York, let alone six, but then again they're much funnier than I am. In 2014, a pop-up coffee shop of Central Perk opened to celebrate the 20th anniversary of the show. Gunther was there, probably being a creep!
The Max "Saved by the Bell"
The Max was the place to go for school kickoff parties, dance competitions, bro fights, you name it. Seems a bit small. Couldn't someone get these kids a gym? The restaurant was recreated in Chicago recently with a colorful modern update; it's available to be dined in as we speak and likely has a lengthy wait.
Loyola's Family Restaurant "Breaking Bad" and "Better Call Saul"
Located on Route 66, Loyola's was the diner for both Mike Ehrmantraut's "Breaking Bad" and "Better Call Saul." Lydia and her Stevia packets met with Mike in season five of "Breaking Bad" to convince him to kill all his guys. Then again, in season two, Mike was met by Hector Salamanca who tried to convince him to change his mind about ratting on Tuco, just to name a couple through lines.
Cafe Nervosa "Frasier"
Niles and Frasier Crane had their fair share of joe and witty banter at Cafe Nervosa for the better part of the series, which ran for an impressive 11 seasons. Bet they miss that place, considering Kelsey Grammer is one of the X-Men, and David Hyde Pierce's career highlight since is reprising his role on the "Wet Hot American Summer" Netflix adaptation, which is set for a season two.
Cafe Grumpy "Girls"
The real struggle of a New York twenty-something has been richly indulged, much like any good cafe pastry, on HBO's controversially received "Girls." The show is sort of home base, which is set in New York's Greenpoint neighborhood on Brooklyn's Meserole, for Lena Dunham and company and their never-ending anxieties.
Luke's Diner "Gilmore Girls"
Located in Stars Hollow, Connecticut, Luke's Diner is a real location, formerly a William's Hardware, for the lady drama from 2000 to 2007. It was announced in 2016 that the show would get a revival on Netflix as "Gilmore Girls: A Year in the Life."
Espresso Pump "Buffy the Vampire Slayer"
Every good slayer needs a cup of joe to keep them up with the vampires, am I right? The little Cali town of Sunnydale had its local coffee joint in Espresso Pump, that was, until it was destroyed in 2003 in the final season of Joss Whedon's slayer show. Is it me, or does anyone else miss Sarah Michelle Gellar and her classic girl-on-girl kisses?
"Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee"
The genius of Jerry Seinfeld's new style of show, "Comedians in Cars," is that every episode is set in another coffee spot, whether well-known or under the radar. Typically set in Los Angeles, but occasionally New York and other major cities, Seinfeld not only brings on exciting comedian guests, he gives a look into some neat locations of the coffee underworld, as well as teaches a generation of boys about manly classic cars, even if it's not as hot as Nina Agdal talking classic cars.
Obviously the most important question here is, "Did she get her Taylor Swift CDs out of the car before her dad went all King Kong on it?"
Ask one person, and they'll tell you the red Audi in the video below belonged to a pissed-off father who caught his daughter in it with somebody who wasn't supposed to be there. Ask another person, and they'll tell you that the true owner of the car is a pregnant girl who bought it from her brother, and their father crushed it to shit after he witnessed her display of "ignorant driving."
Ask us, and we'll give you the ol', "Who gives a shit? It's gone."
Regardless of who owns the car, I guess the best way to describe it now is that he or she used to own it because a North Carolina man named Mike Card jumped in his skid-steer loader last week and absolutely destroyed it.
Even worse news for the daughter who used to drive that car? You guessed it: There are no givesies backsies when it comes to "World's Greatest Dad" T-shirts.
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