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10 Things You Probably Didn't Know About Steve Carell

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10 Video Game Consoles That Flopped

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This Week's 20 Most Inappropriately Hilarious Tweets

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Rejected Doritos Flavors

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Is there anyone who doesn't love the delicious taste of Doritos? That nacho cheese flavor is second to none and don't even get me started on cool ranch. Wowza! As with any road to success there were quite a few failures along the way. Let's take a look at a few of the flavors that didn't go over as well as the classics.

doritos cool blanche golden girls
During the peak of "The Golden Girls" popularity it seemed that everything they touched would turn to gold. Unfortunately this tribute to the classic character did not take off during its debut in 2007.

doritos ruffalo wings mark ruffalo
I love Mark Ruffalo as much as the next guy but for some reason his face did not put customers in the mood to purchase buffalo flavored potato chips. I guess there's something he CAN'T do, right?

doritos spicy sweet kids
This one was pulled pretty much immediately because customers were alarmed that the chips were actually made of children. The other group thought the chips were for kids which resulted in many tiny mouths being severally burned with the spicy chili flavor.

doritos nelly bandaid
Doritos attempted to cross over into the hip-hop market in 2002 by offering a free bag of chips if you found a band-aid in your bag. Unfortunately most people aren't excited to find band-aids in something they're eating.

doritos cooler ranch
After the success of Cool Ranch, Doritos attempted to take it a step further and release COOLER Ranch Doritos by giving the bag a tribal tattoo and having the chips smoke cigarettes. Needless to say, it was not well received.

doritos spicy sweet chili Thich Quang Duc
While everyone loves to know how spicy their food is going to be, this was probably not the most appropriate artwork to portray that spiciness. This bag was pulled almost immediately.

doritos manti te'o
Capitalizing on a big news story is great, but the Manti Te'o bag of Doritos did not work. Especially since it was empty. You were supposed to think you had chips but turns out you did not. I don't know what the Doritos people were thinking to be honest.

doritos dom deluise
The thought of peeking into the life of a celebrity sounds like a great idea. That is, until you realize the celebrity is Dom DeLuise and the "peek" you're getting is the realization that he ate a bag of taco flavored chips for just about every meal. It was sad and depressing. It's also the only flavor to sell zero bags.

 

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Today's Funniest Photos 3-15-13

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Martha Hunt is the New, Sexy Model for Victoria's Secret

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A Book From 1844 Details The Fatal Consequences Of...

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...masturbation. Yes, you read that correctly. This internet classic is an excerpt from a French book Le livre sans titre (The book with no title), the author goes into detail - images included - about what will happen to people if they insist on enjoying too much quality time with themselves. Spoiler alert: you die. It's pretty funny, so try and take a little time away from masturbating to look at this.

 

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Cher Uses Twitter Just About As Well As Any Woman In Her 60s Would

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Social media isn't for everyone. In fact, a lot of celebrities have had their fair share of social media-related problems. While it's a great way to connect with fans, sometimes it's better to hire someone with a better understanding of the medium to interact with your millions of followers. Let's take Cher, for example.
She started tweeting sometime last year and it's been...interesting. She's not very good at it and very often doesn't know what she's doing. But she's trying. And trying. And it is hilariously entertaining. Here are a few of our favorites:

 

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The 10 Most Shocking Live TV Moments

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Awesomely Outdated Phrases of the '90s

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No matter how good a conversation may be going, there are a number of trigger words and phrases that can make a perfectly sailing ship veer right into rocky waters, along with anything from pet rocks to slap bracelets to pogs. If you're unsure about outdated phrases of the '90s that can potentially railroad your semi-articulate reputation, it's time you knew better. Or, maybe it's time we made these all relevant again. You decide.

"As if"

The classic "in your dreams" moment from Alicia Silverstone's "Clueless" that had every girl blasting guys with rejection for the following two years quickly lost its thunder once everyone realized that Alicia's career had topped out.


"Cowabunga!"

Cowabunga!
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are known for lots of things, like eating pizza, living in sewers and busting out sweet ninja moves. Since this is not too far from the average life of anybody in the '90s, the term "cowabunga" was used by cool dudes and surfers alike. That, and "tubular." Of course, if you are caught saying this now, people will immediately assume you're mentally impaired or incredibly high.


"Far out"


Any guy knows that pretty much every line from "The Big Lebowski" is clutch, but the further we get from that movie, the harder it is to reel in people with its quotes. If you find yourself in only your underwear and a house robe muttering the words "far out" after a long toke of the marijuana on a weekday, you'll probably find yourself homeless very soon.


"Whatever!"


Another classic from "Clueless," the movie that gave us so much (including Paul Rudd), makes its way into conversations still today. This phrase is usually accompanied by the finger gesture of a "W" for the hearing impaired. People who still use the phrase are often reciprocated a finger gesture of another kind for their stupidity.


"Da bomb"
Urban Dictionary has a pretty good understanding of both the meaning and the irrelevance of the term "da bomb." Everybody just went back to "cool" and "sweet" once the risk of getting their ass kicked or face slapped become a real honest threat with "da bomb." It's always sounded ridiculous, just now more than ever.


"Booyah!"
The "booyah" is a phrase that originated in the early '90s and has had waves of success. It seems to still be welcome today, too, especially on a Stuart Scott-led "SportsCenter."


"Show me the money"


Cuba Gooding, Jr. may have fallen off the face of the earth, but he's already left behind his legacy. And Tom Cruise screaming this at the top of his lungs is nothing if not priceless. I think we could all take a note and use this phrase at full volume every time we're in line at the bank. It would definitely make going to the bank a better time.


"Alrighty then"



Nobody can do anything as funny as Jim Carrey can, yet for the longest time, people tried to anyways. Since Jim has moved onto more serious roles since his "Ace Ventura" days, the use of this phrase has fallen dramatically. However, there are still those few guys who can't quite do it right but continue to give it a shot. In fact, they're the worst at getting it right and they're the only ones still doing it (looking at you, Uncle Greg).


"Hasta la vista, baby"

First, he became famous for bodybuilding, then became a movie star, married a Kennedy and became governor of California, only to return to acting. This "Terminator 2" phrase is obviously the key to it all, and no matter who says it, it's easier to understand than when Arnold does, but it's not as good at the same time. Pretty sure Michelle Tanner used this one too. How adorable. (Related: See Famous Movie Quotes in Internet Slang)


"Talk to the hand"


Because we were unable to find a quality clip online of Arnold for "Hasta la vista, baby," we are making it up to you with this already outdated in 2003 clip from "Terminator 3" of Arnold using this terrible phrase.


"Schwing"


Here's a perfect example of something that should never have lost its magic. Wayne and Garth rocking the "schwing" in "Wayne's World" (or "Wayne's World 2" in the video above) was the gateway line for future fanny slaps and sexual harassment in the work place. If only there were more characters like this in the world, men would be able to more easily express their desires to women. Tent pole!


"Cut. It. Out."

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Everybody loved "Full House," whether they're man enough to admit it or not. The Joey Gladstone catch phrase "Cut it out" with the trademark hand gestures was a hit in the '90s. Not so much now, as the only time you'll see this is probably in Dave Coulier's stand-up, which nobody watches for too long. Just kidding, he's seriously the greatest uncle you can have (take that, Uncle Jesse!).


"Fly"
If you find yourself still calling anything you like "fly," then you're part of the reason that Twitter language is succeeding and why people don't write anymore. It's commonly followed by the word "ass" and then a noun of some kind. For your insta-90s reference, think of the Fly Girls from the sketch comedy show "In Living Color." Other words that fit under the fly umbrella are dope, fresh rad and...


"Phat"

You're phat.
Fast-talking, Chris Tucker had his moments in the '90s, especially with the invention of "P.H.A.T." in 1997's "Money Talks," which stands for "pretty, hot and tempting." Let this improvisational wordsmanship be a lesson to all the men who constantly put their foot in their mouths. If you're going to be a complete asshole, learn to cover it up once in awhile.


"Keepin' it real"


"Clueless" is clearly the staple film for outdated '90s phrases. This one actually has been making its way back to cultural relevance in Showtime's "Californication," a show that can make anything sound cool. This is one phrase we wouldn't mind having pop up in pretentious, quasi-intellectual conversation. For example, if someone asks about what you're reading right now, you could respond by saying, "I don't actually know how to read. I'm just keepin' it real."


"Scrub"
This one's for the ladies, as the term was made famous by the 1999 TLC song "No Scrubs." As a guy who hung out the passenger side of my best friend's ride a lot in the '90s...this one still stings.


"My bad"
Although it apparently originated in the 1970s, the phrase "my bad" was a popular self-blaming phrase of the '90s, commonly used in street basketball games and in accidental misfires of firearms. Sometimes the two were one and the same.


"Yeah, baby" and "Groovy, baby"

Even when these "Austin Powers" quotes were popular, everyone knew they were soon to be terribly outdated.


"Psych!"
There's nothing better than saying something you immediately regret and retracting your statement by dropping a super smooth "psych!" Here's an ode to all the guys who say stupid things, and when you think it can't get any dumber, it does just that.


"Raise the roof"

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This one is as good an outdated phrase as it is a gesture. Nobody will admit this one is outdated though, especially if "The Office" is using it, because we all know that show isn't getting old anytime soon. But seriously, any time you have the chance to raise the roof, we recommend doing it.


Not!
Last, but certainly not least -- "Not." Another gem popularized by "Wayne's World," this would go on to be the biggest sarcastic catchphrase of the '90s. And it actually is pretty cool to use when you think about it...

 

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10 Money Saving Hacks For Guys

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by Brett Smiley
A little bit of knowledge with a side order of effort can help you save a lot of money over the course of a year. When I was a kid, my father taught me the "Rule of 12." When I started paying my own bills, I realized he was a genius. Take any monthly expense and multiply it by 12; do that for each of your expenses and if any number shocks you, it may be time to get rid of your "Hot 'n' Spicy" of the Month Club (there is such a thing). On top of that, if you can figure out a way to spend even $10 less on something you can't go without, that's $120 savings on the year. Check out the rundown for ways to stop giving away cash so you have more for things that matter, like vacation, and scotch.

1. Dial 800 for a lower cable bill
Call your cable/internet provider and tell them you're going to switch to Dish or DirecTV or Time Warner, or whichever other competitor exists in your local market. The first representative usually will give you a standard line or offer some minor bonus (like a premium channel), but hold out for the real deal when you get transferred to "I'm serious about cancellation representative," which is the company's last line of defense. I pull this stunt annually with Cablevision (hello!) and get their $85 "Triple Play" new subscriber promotion or an equivalent discount each time (rather than about $130). The vast majority of subscribers won't bother making this call. Don't be a statistic. I should have been out three times already but Cablevision makes more money when I'm on the roster.

Estimated annual savings: Anywhere from $100 to $450 depending how persuasive you are.

2. Slash your car insurance bill
Your ability to do accomplish hinges on (1) availability and (2) your ability to not drive like an a**hole. To the first point, begin by calling your insurer to find out if it offers a discount if you take a defensive driving course. Many states offer discounts of 10% or more, or remove points from your license for completing the course, which in effect will help lower the insurance rate. You may even be able to take the course online where you can take breaks to road rage during a Mario Kart session.

Estimated annual savings: Potentially $240/annually (based on $200/month insurance lowered 10%).

3. Know the right time to buy... stuff
For example, now's the best time to buy golf clubs while April is the right time to snag a good price on sneakers and cruise tickets. Merchants are willing to pull less from your pocket for certain products (or services) at different times throughout the year when they need to get rid of inventory, during holiday seasons and so on. Check out Lifehacker's complete chart so you can get all your ... stuff ... at the right time.

4. Less than extreme couponing
You don't have to go batsh*t level and become a TLC-certified extreme couponer to save a lot of cash here. Stores will effectively give you money if you're willing to spend a bit of time preparing before to a grocery trip; the epic battle between laziness and time and money. Best thing to do here is identify the products you buy consistently, whether it's paper towels or Oberto beef jerky. Go to coupons.com or a similar site or just Google "product" and "coupon" and you can print 'em out or have them mailed to you if you want to go next level. Best part here is, most grocery stores will "double" the coupon, i.e. trim twice the face value of it from your bill.

Estimated annual savings: If you use only five 50-cent coupons (doubled) every time you shop and shop once a week, that's $250, also known as NFL Sunday Ticket.

5. Make a Deal
Same principle: save money by spending a few minutes to see if there's a discount at a deal site for something(s) that you buy regularly, or were going to purchase anyway. You can find steep discounts on everything from electronics to diapers (adult or children's) at sites like Slickdeals, Woot and FatWallet; there's also coupon codes for retailers at retailmenot.com and you ought to be familiar with the Groupon model by now. Key here is, avoid buying stuff you don't need just because it's a "good deal." Spending only $100 for a $250 fax machine you won't use isn't a deal -- it's an expensive footrest.

Estimated annual savings: Varies

6. Brown bag it to work
Not a 40 oz. -- your lunch. You don't even have to make a cold cut sandwich necessarily. Buy a bunch of frozen meals that go for about $3.99 apiece (or less) and pack it with some fruit or chips and a bottle of water from a 24-pack -- rather than the $1.50+ from a typical vending machine. Chances are your Seamless or takeout order goes for double what your own lunch would cost, on average. And I love Subway as much as the next guy but there's only so many times I can shove an Italian B.M.T. into my face.

Estimated annual savings: Bring your lunch only twice a week at an average savings of about $5 per meal for $500 annually, and that's if you're spending only $10 on wherever you usually get lunch. Do it full-time and you're looking at about $1,300-plus.

7. Go big then go home
Buy things you use regularly in bulk. Order on Amazon or at BJ's or Costco or wherever things are sold for giants. Now you can't go on a shopping spree there because it's tempting: everything is cooler in mammoth quantities, even sponges. But if you stock up on the right items and avoid buying heavily marked up goods, it can go a long way.

Estimated annual savings: Focusing solely on the bathroom trio of razors, toilet paper and deodorant, the answer is ... a lot. It's hard to quantify because, for example, some of us are TP folders, other bunchers, but those three items come to drastically cheaper when you buy a heap at once.

8. Trim the fat
Are you a "Homeland" fanatic? Great. How often do you watch other Showtime programs? Getting crushed at work, or travelling, leaving your Netflix queue lonely and scared? Put Netflix on hold for a few months until you can devote time to an "Archer" marathon. Cancel Showtime when it's out of season for your show(s). Magazine subscription you simply don't need? You get the idea.

Estimated annual savings: Cancel one premium channel for eight months when you're not using it and freeze Netflix for four months, and you've got about $130 for the year for only two phone calls.

9. Cut your own hair
Potentially dangerous one here and I wouldn't advise watching "how to cut hair" on YouTube, but if you simply buzz or bic your head, it's hard to screw up with a set of clippers that will run you about $30 dollars. You may simply like the barber experience as I do, which is why I rotate between buzzing myself and sitting back at Dominick & Vincent's with a newspaper while the delicious scent of talcum powder passes through the nostrils.

Estimated annual savings: Cut the hair yourself 12 times and save about $170, minus your investment in clippers. And when you do it yourself the shop's always open and there's never a line; time equals money.

10. Redeem those devious gift cards
So you received one of those prepaid credit cards, which are decidedly better than unwanted clothing. Only the card might expire in your state and you might get rejected somewhere if the balance doesn't cover the entire purchase. Point is -- they can be tricky. Solution? Use the card to buy an Amazon gift card, then spend away without restriction. Bonus: Go to Plastic Jungle to sell a store-specific gift card you simply don't want.

Estimated annual savings: Enough.

 

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The 12 Best Podcasts to Start the Day

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Today's Funniest Photos 3-18-13

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I Don't Remember This Scene in Jurassic Park

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For some reason I remember this scene being more about dinosaurs than a couple of gigantic asses washing a car windshield. I think I have to watch this again.

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Billie Faiers is the Fairest of Them All

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This Is How You Create A 15 Pound Snickers Bar And A Lifetime Of Health Problems

Brandi Glanville is a Beverly Hills Babe

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Famous Movie Scenes With Guns Replaced by Thumbs Up

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This Guy Looks Very Happy to Be In This Gingerbread Man Costume

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I'm not sure what the appropriate face to make is if you're modeling a full-body gingerbread man costume, but this guy is definitely making it.

 

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The Truth Behind Popular "Evidence" of Time Travel

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