In honor of Roger Ebert's recent passing, we'd like to re-share this Internet classic clip of the Ebert and Gene Siskel bickering endlessly as they try to shoot short promotional clips for their old movie reviews show.
Bar Paly is truly Israel's sexiest export. The 24-year-old bombshell got her start as a model, in Israel as well as Milan, before making the jump to the U.S. to work on her acting career. On April 26th, you can see her in the new Michael Bay action movie "Pain & Gain," starring Mark Wahlberg and Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. But if you can't wait that long, fear not, because we have plenty of Bar Paly to go around in this sexy gallery.
Although Bar Paly is of Israeli descent, she was actually born in Ural, Russia. She was then raised by her parents in Tel Aviv, Israel.
Bar Paly was originally signed to a modeling agency in Israel, but that wasn't enough. At 17, she made her way to Milan, where another agency also liked her look, and signed her as well.
Bar Paly got her start in acting with several small roles. Here in the U.S., she played parts on several TV series such as "CSI: NY," "The Starter Wife" and "How I Met Your Mother."
In 2008, Bar Paly landed her first acting role in a feature film, "The Ruins," which was the same year she did a photoshoot for a spread in Maxim magazine. Both ventures put her on the map in very different ways, as an actress and model.
Bar Paly has acted in commercials for Bud Light, Dentyne Pure and Bridgestone Tires, to name a few. The latter was aired during the Super Bowl in 2010.
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In 2012, not only did Bar Paly star in Roman Coppola's "A Glimpse Inside the Mind of Charles Swan III" alongside Charlie Sheen and Jason Schwartzman, but she was also cast in Michael Bay's new film "Pain & Gain."
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For her role in "Pain & Gain," Bar Paly had to learn how to pole-dance. This skill proved particularly difficult...for us to not imagine her doing.
Along with modeling and acting, Bar Paly particularly enjoys playing paintball. In fact, she visits Paintball USA in Santa Clarita, CA for a game any chance she gets.
We come into contact with them on a daily basis and usually just crumple them up to toss out or fold them up and slip them in our pocket. But maybe we should be taking closer looks, because receipts can be pretty damn hilarious. Here are some of the funniest receipts to make their way to the internet....
I can't imagine those taste very good.
That scramble is slightly overpriced. Must be a restaurant in Los Angeles.
I guess that's one way to remember which customer is which.
Math jokes. Math LOLs. Mathy math math.
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Hey...at least it was free.
Screenshot from the upcoming "Star Wars Episode 7".
That doesn't sound very thirst quenching.
That's actually a very good tip.
No one likes a braggart.
Wait til you see how much an ex-wife costs.
That's way easier than trying to figure it out. This ain't elementary school anymore.
You would think the son of God could get a better job than cashier at Walgreen's.
You would think that Bruce Willis could get a better job than manager at Walmart.
Nothing is expensive.
This is probably the last place you should rest your head at night.
That's exactly how I like my wraps.
Just like every year, the 2013 NCAA Tournament featured all sorts of big plays and great games. And just like every year, the Internet made all of those moments even better by GIFing, memeing and screen grabbing the most memorable moments. Here is the best of the Internet's reaction to March Madness.
If you didn't enjoy Florida Gulf Coast's run this year, you probably don't have a soul. Just look at these dance moves.
This is Colorado State superfan Justin Stank and he is way better than any official mascot.
You have to be comfortable to make the right calls.
In the Round of 32, Butler lost a close one to Marquette, and their coach Brad Stevens freaked out a little bit when a call didn't go their way. So naturally, Brad Stevens' freakout face turned into a meme and went viral.
H/T Lost Lettermen
Kudos to Louisville's Kevin Ware for turning the tournament's most gruesome moment into a positive one by making multiple appearances after he left the hospital. Here he is reading off the Top 10 list on Letterman.
This Trey Burke bomb that sent Michigan's game against Kansas into overtime is probably going to be the most enduring moment from the 2013 tournament.
Listen, if you're in college and your college basketball team's mascot is the Shocker, you shave this into your head and no one bats an eyelash.
This is how I looked every time I checked my bracket.
Grumpy Cat really nailed the nation's feelings on this one.
At this point, it's hard to tell if Will Ferrell is sporting a fake mustache for a movie or a real one for real life.
Poor Chris Webber. He was one of the best college basketball players of all-time and a revolutionary talent in the NBA and all he's ever going to be remembered for is that stupid timeout call.
Angry Cardinals mascot is angry.
Imagine what kind of wild dance he would've thought up if they actually won?
Syracuse coach Jim Boeheim won plenty more games than most coaches in this year's tournament but that didn't wipe the grimace from his face for long.
Some criminals are good at what they do. Others, no so much. Fortunately for us, the worst robbers are caught on security cameras as they botch their plans and pave their way to a jail sentence. Here are 10 of our favorite robbery fail videos.
Let's start with the robbery fail that's been making the rounds lately. This guy fails on many levels. He can't break the glass door. He forgets to put on his mask. He falls when he's running away from the scene of the crime. And he's running away from the scene of the crime that he couldn't even commit.
Look, we understand, when you have beer in your possession you can't wait to get it home and start drinking it. But please, take your time on the way to the car or else you could get distracted and ruin everything. Extra LOLz on account of this dude almost losing his pants in his mad scramble to safety.
First this guy falls through the ceiling and nearly knocks himself out from the fall. In order to escape, he tries to crawl back through his ceiling hole only to fall again and shatter more merchandise. It all ends with a cigarette break and a surrender on the floor.
Short but sweet. Robber runs into store ready to rob. Robber pulls out gun. Gun slips out of robber's hands and right into the hands of the store owner. Robber flees in terror.
This moron decided to try to rob a gas station in broad daylight. Without a weapon. In front of other customers. ONE OF WHOM WAS A UNIFORMED COP. Customers continue to pay as the robbery is in progress and the cashier was laughing as he handed over the cash because the felon didn't see the police officer who was about to arrest him until he finally turned around for his getaway.
Note to all you wanna-be criminals out there. When you're robbing a store at gun-point, be sure not to put your gun down on the counter right in front of the cashier. It probably won't end well for you.
When your hat doesn't fit, it can really be a detriment to the surprise factor. It's pretty hard to catch the cashier off guard when you have to walk around trying to get your mask on for 30 seconds before you can threaten them.
If you're going to rob a jewelry store, you might want to make sure the sledgehammers you bring with you can actually make a dent in the glass you're trying to smash. You might always want to make sure that you're not going to run away screaming like a little baby if someone sprays a fire extinguisher on you.
Not sure why these guys are trying to steal sofas (Ikea couches are like 7 bucks) but since they are, they probably should have made sure that their van could fit sofas inside of it. Since it couldn't, the manager had plenty of time to come out and catch the sofa bandits and yank the two sofas out of the van before they sped off.
This one was over before it even began. He clearly had to be a first-time robber as the thief didn't even get a chance to make a demand before he was chased out of the store by the manager.
It's Monday, so you better make sure the coast is clear before embracing the week.
I only use Michaelsoft programs in my computers.
Snickers needs to make this commercial.
I hate bread head.
Wouldn't it be fun if Maroon 5 toured with a live Jaguar that came on stage during this song? And mauled them?
Don't feed the animals.
And you earned that deploma.
Just a little off the ears, please.
White meat chicken is my favorite kind of beef.
So close.
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Kids are so cute at that age.
According to the news we need more physics majors in America. Just show them this and we'll have a new generation of Isaac Newtons.
When life gives you lemons, shoot the shit out of them using your leg to hold your gun steady.
Sexy Bill Gates is sexy.
There's nothing better than animals smashing their faces up against glass.
Just Girly Things might be one of our favorite new memes. It takes the cutesy, girly photos and adds another element to them with another photo below (usually.)
Enough explaining, just get to the girly stuff.
What lady doesn't love heavy metal?
There's no rule that says the Leprechaun doesn't have a girly side.
It's the little things that count.
There's nothing harder than prom dress shopping.
Girly things, Poltergeist style.
Some people call it stalking, others call it just taking photos of the one you love.
If there's one thing Saw taught us, it's that girls love hats.
When you think about it, Tits McGee is a very girly nickname.
Freedom.
Pet names are important.
This is by far the best one.
Never gonna give you up. Never gonna let you down.
Being open about everything is important to any relationship.
Who doesn't love Paris?
The horse mask makes everything better.
I always though Jaws was a love story. And I was right.
I guess it's more about why you're nervous.
Always make sure you keep an eye out for a potential mate.
Always be yourself. Even if yourself is covered in dead skin mask and kills people with chainsaws.
Be funny and have a great smile and girls will always love you.
The eyes let you know what's in someone's soul (if they have one.)
It's the little things.
Make her laugh and you've already won her over.
Just girly things, Ted Bundy-style.
Twinning.
If the mittens don't fit, you must acquit.
Lets start with what you want to hear most: British glamour model Casey Batchelor is sporting 34GG breasts. She is also the singer in a sexy U.K. girl group called Miss Millionaire. If you're not familiar with her from publications such as Maxim and ZOO magazines, perhaps you've seen her alongside Natalie Oxley and Charlotte McKenna in The Fratellis' music video for their hit single "Flathead." Yes, we realize your head is still trying to wrap itself around the 34GGs, and we don't blame you one bit. In fact, we've prepared a whole gallery of sexy photos pertaining to just that. We'd say "enjoy," but come on. Of course you will.
Lets start with what you want to hear most: British glamour model Casey Batchelor is sporting 34GG breasts. She is also the singer in a sexy U.K. girl group called Miss Millionaire. If you're not familiar with her from publications such as Maxim and ZOO magazines, perhaps you've seen her alongside Natalie Oxley and Charlotte McKenna in The Fratellis' music video for their hit single "Flathead." Yes, we realize your head is still trying to wrap itself around the 34GGs, and we don't blame you one bit. In fact, we've prepared a whole gallery of sexy photos pertaining to just that. We'd say "enjoy," but come on. Of course you will.
Lets start with what you want to hear most: British glamour model Casey Batchelor is sporting 34GG breasts. She is also the singer in a sexy U.K. girl group called Miss Millionaire. If you're not familiar with her from publications such as Maxim and ZOO magazines, perhaps you've seen her alongside Natalie Oxley and Charlotte McKenna in The Fratellis' music video for their hit single "Flathead." Yes, we realize your head is still trying to wrap itself around the 34GGs, and we don't blame you one bit. In fact, we've prepared a whole gallery of sexy photos pertaining to just that. We'd say "enjoy," but come on. Of course you will.
Lets start with what you want to hear most: British glamour model Casey Batchelor is sporting 34GG breasts. She is also the singer in a sexy U.K. girl group called Miss Millionaire. If you're not familiar with her from publications such as Maxim and ZOO magazines, perhaps you've seen her alongside Natalie Oxley and Charlotte McKenna in The Fratellis' music video for their hit single "Flathead." Yes, we realize your head is still trying to wrap itself around the 34GGs, and we don't blame you one bit. In fact, we've prepared a whole gallery of sexy photos pertaining to just that. We'd say "enjoy," but come on. Of course you will.
Lets start with what you want to hear most: British glamour model Casey Batchelor is sporting 34GG breasts. She is also the singer in a sexy U.K. girl group called Miss Millionaire. If you're not familiar with her from publications such as Maxim and ZOO magazines, perhaps you've seen her alongside Natalie Oxley and Charlotte McKenna in The Fratellis' music video for their hit single "Flathead." Yes, we realize your head is still trying to wrap itself around the 34GGs, and we don't blame you one bit. In fact, we've prepared a whole gallery of sexy photos pertaining to just that. We'd say "enjoy," but come on. Of course you will.
Lets start with what you want to hear most: British glamour model Casey Batchelor is sporting 34GG breasts. She is also the singer in a sexy U.K. girl group called Miss Millionaire. If you're not familiar with her from publications such as Maxim and ZOO magazines, perhaps you've seen her alongside Natalie Oxley and Charlotte McKenna in The Fratellis' music video for their hit single "Flathead." Yes, we realize your head is still trying to wrap itself around the 34GGs, and we don't blame you one bit. In fact, we've prepared a whole gallery of sexy photos pertaining to just that. We'd say "enjoy," but come on. Of course you will.
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Lets start with what you want to hear most: British glamour model Casey Batchelor is sporting 34GG breasts. She is also the singer in a sexy U.K. girl group called Miss Millionaire. If you're not familiar with her from publications such as Maxim and ZOO magazines, perhaps you've seen her alongside Natalie Oxley and Charlotte McKenna in The Fratellis' music video for their hit single "Flathead." Yes, we realize your head is still trying to wrap itself around the 34GGs, and we don't blame you one bit. In fact, we've prepared a whole gallery of sexy photos pertaining to just that. We'd say "enjoy," but come on. Of course you will.
Lets start with what you want to hear most: British glamour model Casey Batchelor is sporting 34GG breasts. She is also the singer in a sexy U.K. girl group called Miss Millionaire. If you're not familiar with her from publications such as Maxim and ZOO magazines, perhaps you've seen her alongside Natalie Oxley and Charlotte McKenna in The Fratellis' music video for their hit single "Flathead." Yes, we realize your head is still trying to wrap itself around the 34GGs, and we don't blame you one bit. In fact, we've prepared a whole gallery of sexy photos pertaining to just that. We'd say "enjoy," but come on. Of course you will.
by Kirsten Acuna
Last month, visual effects (VFX) company Rhythm & Hues filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy.
The studio helped bring a ravenous Bengal tiger to the big screen in Oscar winner "Life of Pi."
However, after more than 200 layoffs, some 400 VFX artists protested during the 85th Academy Awards.
The recent bankruptcy filing of Rhythm & Hues is the latest blow to the VFX community which has taken a hard hit in the past year.
Last September, VFX studio Digital Domain Media Group also filed for bankruptcy before being bought in part by Galloping Horse and Reliance Capital.
Now, some VFX artists have suggested a walk out later this week on 3/14 ("Pi" day) to show support for creating a union.
If it weren't for visual and special effects crews, a lot of Hollywood's biggest blockbusters would be unwatchable.
From "Life of Pi" to "The Dark Knight Rises," we've gathered together images from visual effects studios Industrial Light & Magic and Rhythm & Hues and visual effects software company Imagineer Systems to show what popular movies would look like without added effects.
Visual Effects crew Rhythm & Hues helped make Oscar winner "Life of Pi" go from this ...
... to a boat lost out in the Pacific Ocean with a giant Bengal tiger.
All of Davy Jones' gang in Pirates of the Caribbean is completely computer generated.
The actors don't wear costumes or makeup.
The bridge scenes in "Final Destination 5" ...
... don't look nearly as scary with a green screen.
Before Optimus Prime was on the big screen in "Transformers" ...
... he was a computer-generated image.
Without motion tracking and visual effects in "Black Swan" ...
... Natalie Portman would be a featherless ballerina.
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Without visual effects in "Alice in Wonderland" ...
Lewis Carroll's world looks pretty "Wonder-less."
And, the 3D touchscreens in "The Hunger Games" ...
... would be rendered flat and green.
Spidey was able to appear on a web of wires in "The Amazing Spider-Man" ...
... with the help of motion tracking.
Mark Ruffalo wore a capture suit while filming "The Avengers" to make the Hulk look realistic.
The visual effects team translated Ruffalo's actions into a 3D rendering ...
... and, this was the end result.
"The Avengers" didn't film in New York.
The majority of its action sequences consist of the team on a green screen set.
Instead, the crew filmed seven miles of New York City streets while the actors were in town for a few days ...
... to create a 20 block replica of the city.
So, when Scarlett Johannson was flying through the skies in "The Avengers" ...
... she was safe on the ground.
There weren't really 80,000 people in the Pittsburgh Steelers' stadium during "The Dark Knight Rises."
Rather, small groups of more than 11,000 people that showed up were filmed and spread throughout the stadium to make it appear full.
As for the blown-up field, director Christopher Nolan and his crew couldn't actually destroy it.
It actually looked like this.
The art department built a raised section with a few holes in it for stuntmen to drop into.
And, digitally replaced the entire surface of the field.
It's hard to think of any sort of paying career that un- or under-employed people would turn down in this economy, but all you need to do is look to the past few hundred years to find a job market full of occupations that are ultimately worse than just starving to death. The ten job opportunities you're going to read about have been eliminated by labor laws, modern technology, or human decency, but we guarantee that you aren't going to miss them.
SIN-EATER
Almost every human culture has worried about how to pay down or write off the bad deeds done by a dying person before they enter the afterlife, but only the rural cultures of Great Britain managed to figure out a way for a living human to make money off the sins of the dead.
For centuries, right-thinking farmers in England, Scotland, and Wales knew for a fact (and in spite of whatever the local minister was preaching) that no man was guaranteed to get to heaven without the help of a sin-eater. Typically a local vagabond who was paid to eat a loaf of bread and/or bowl of beer off the chest of the deceased - part of an osmotic process wherein the evils of the dead were absorbed by the food and drink and then transferred into whatever poor bastard was paid to chow down on a meal of doom-bread and devil-beer.
More often than not, the sin-eater was chased out of his village shortly after receiving his payment, because someone who was carrying at least two people's worth of sin was self-evidently condemned to a violent and horrible death.
OAKUM PICKER
Oakum, a clump of tarry fibers that was good at forming watertight seals, was vital to the construction of big wooden ships, and by extension a reliable stockpile of oakum was necessary if England and other maritime nations were to continue existing.
Unfortunately, the best way to produce oakum was to pick apart and unravel worn-out tar-covered ropes, a process considered unbelievably tedious even in a society that considered reading the Bible a fun leisure activity. The solution: make oakum picking the primary means of punishment for the British prison and workhouse system.
Women and children typically picked a pound or so of oakum per day; grown men had to produce two pounds of the nasty fluffy substance unless they really pissed someone off, at which point they could be ordered to up the ante to six pounds a day.
WHIPPING BOY
In some ways, princes are just like any other child-they misbehave, they throw tantrums, and they need a firm hand to keep them in line. In one important way, however, princes are very different-in keeping with the principles of the divine right of kings, they are hand-picked by God and therefore can not possibly be disciplined by anyone except another royal, and as the king was often out re-conquering the Holy Land or something this meant that tutors and nannies had no direct way to punish a bratty prince.
Enter the whipping boy, a child (typically from a rich or semi-noble family) who was assigned to be the prince's official friend from birth who could be punished in the prince's stead. Whipping boys were encouraged to form a close emotional bond with their prince, a bond that was reinforced by the closed-off nature of the royal court, and apparently the friendship between the two children could be genuine enough that the threat of a punishment delivered to the whipping boy could actually curb princely brattishness.
Charles I was so close to his whipping boy that he ennobled him as the Earl of Dysart. Still and all, at the end of the day the essential duty of the whipping boy was to get his ass beat for absolutely no fault of his own, so the vague and hazy promises of earldom weren't usually much of a plus for these unlucky kids.
SHIP'S BOY
Good rule of thumb: if an occupation involves being the "boy" of anything, you probably want to steer clear. Of course, in most cases ship's boys didn't have much of a choice in the matter, being sent out to sea at ages as young as ten years old to learn the ropes of the one of the most dangerous (but potentially lucrative) trades in the world. T
he term ship's boy typically referred to the midshipmen (uniformed officers in training) and any young enlisted men, and while they were allowed a certain degree of leeway compared to the rest of the men on the ship, they still faced the dangers common to anyone at sea, including drowning, starving, disease, fire, murder, combat, rape, icebergs, whales, slavers, food poisoning, training accidents, falling from the rigging, being crushed by loose cannons or cargo, being eaten by strange animals, being eaten by strange people, being found guilty of mutiny/piracy/buggery and executed, and drinking so much rum their hearts stopped, just to name a few.
On the other hand, the survivors of a boyhood spent at sea were typically phenomenal sailors and could rise to amazing heights; no less than the legendary Royal Navy hero Lord Horatio Nelson began his career at the age of thirteen aboard a ship commanded by his uncle.
URINE SPECIALISTS
For a long time, pee was not just a substance used to fill Gatorade bottles intended to be thrown at the police, but an important industrial resource vital for the production of many textiles and chemicals. Phosphorous, ammonia, and saltpeter (the latter being an important component of gunpowder) were derived from urine until more advanced and less disgusting methods were developed to extract these substances.
Tanning leather required vast quantities of piss and often drew on contributions from public "piss pots" placed on public street corners. Fulling (a cleansing process necessary for producing woolen cloth) involved stomping wool drenched in whiz and was considered such an important economic activity in ancient Rome that urine was a taxed trade good.
Of course, being economically important didn't make pee any less gross, so urine-intensive industries (especially tanneries, which also incorporated a good deal of human and animal dung) where traditionally confined to the far edges of any human settlement.
CHIMNEY SWEEP
Among the many lies perpetuated by the book and film "Mary Poppins" (e.g. nannies are a valid substitute for parental affection, turn-of-the-century English medicine was good for you and not just a haphazard mixture of opium and grain alcohol, British people can fly, etc.) is the idea that chimney sweeps were cheerful, athletic, dance-happy young men who all looked like Dick van Dyke.
In truth, the typical chimney sweep was a filthy, terrified, naked boy (many sweeps stripped down to lessen the chance of getting stuck) as young as six years old, usually purchased from a poor house and ordered to crawl into narrow chimneys under threat of violence, who was under no circumstances likely to break into a joyful musical routine.
Sweeping was based on an apprenticeship system for the simple reason that after puberty, most sweeps just couldn't fit down the chimney anymore, and was one of the first jobs to have its own industrially-related forms of cancer-a carcinoma known as "soot wart" that left ones scrotum a swollen, hardened, painful mass before spreading up into the abdomen to finish the job.
If (generally "when") a sweep got stuck, common ways to encourage him to un-stick himself including sticking pins in his feet and lighting a fire underneath him as it was generally much too expensive to break open the chimney and rescue him. Chim-chim-cheree!
LEECH COLLECTOR
Since one of the most popular medical treatments for much of the middle ages was to drain a more-or-less random amount of blood from the patient, leeches were an essential part of any medical toolkit.
The tricky part was acquiring leeches, a cold and icky process wherein leech collectors would trudge bare-legged through filthy bogs and swamps until a suitable number of blood-sucking invertebrates had attached themselves to their legs.
Then the leech collector would wade back to shore and try not to pass out, as the leeches had to drink their fill and fall off naturally to be of any use to doctors-if you cheated and tried to yank them off they would leave their mouth-parts embedded in your flesh.
William Wordsworth once wrote a poem about the life and hardships of leech collectors that many saw as a metaphor for the life and hardships of the common poet, although if you were to tell an actual leech collector about the suffering of poor little William Wordsworth (who at no point was obliged to have blood-drinking slugs attached to his body) they would probably laugh in your face before passing out.
COAL HURRIER
Coal mining may still be dangerous and unpleasant, but after years of reforms and regulations we've at least managed to get all the preschoolers out of the business. When the Industrial Revolution made coal big business, clever mine owners realized that children as young as three or four years old were small enough to push coal carts down low, narrow tunnels, yet dumb enough not to realize that they should be getting paid much much more to do so.
Kids were often apprenticed/purchased from workhouses and used in teams to drive mine carts for as long as twelve hours a day. After an act of Parliament made school attendance mandatory in 1870, the coal-hurrying workforce was deprived of tiny, gullible children, although dropouts and habitual truants would continue moving coal well into the 1920s.
GONG FARMER
Involving neither gongs nor farming, the job of the gong farmer was a simple and disgusting one: travel around Tudor cities and estates at night, dig all the crap out of the outhouses and cess-pits, and transport the waste to the nearest sewer, creek, ditch, or unpopular river.
Gong farmers often sold their produce to tanners, one of the few occupations that smelled worse than they did, and were responsible for a boom in smoking tobacco as a way of covering up their permanent stench.
Gong farming actually paid quite well compared to the many other horrible things you could do for money at the time, but this had to be balanced against the very real danger of asphyxiating in a pit of human feces.
DEGREDADO
Portugal needed brave, capable explorers to stake their claim on the new world. Unfortunately, being a brave and capable explorer was an extremely high-risk and high-stress occupation that was already testing the limits of Portugal's trading fleet, so it didn't always make sense to have someone try and establish a fishing village in Brazil when they could be forging a new trade route to India or something.
The solution: the world's craziest work-release program, known as the degredado or convict exile system. Common criminals would be sentenced to exile from Portugal forever and stowed aboard expeditionary fleets, where they would be used as cannon fodder, guinea pigs, and for any other odd, risky duty that the ship's free men didn't want to do.
Degredados would often be dumped on a foreign shore for years at a time with few supplies and instructions that amounted to "build us a warehouse and try not to die," two tasks that were often difficult for even fully equipped colonists.
On the other hand, a few degredados managed to adapt to life among the natives, and in one case the infamous "Bachelor of Cananeia" found a position as a chieftain among the local Carijo Indians and went on to express his displeasure with being exiled by sacking and destroying the colony of Sao Vicente.
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We see what you did there, Japan.
That bird is pretty much me in college.
Mr. Richard Head.
You will never be as cool as this dog.
Well, no meth to see here.
Responsible parenting.
No wonder why James was so popular.
Sometimes you just need a day for yourself.
If only horses were this delicious (they are in England, apparently.)
If anyone has any information on the "oreo incident" please pass it along to us.
Pulling off a peeing selfie is pretty impressive. This young man is going places.
Hey guys, I was just kidding about that whole "King of the Jungle" thing.
Well, they had to learn sometime.
I've never seen this cartoon before, but what is that shadow supposed to be?
Whatever you say, pug.
This is sort of like a money back guarantee without the money back.
It's good to know the Dos and Don'ts of proper toilet usage.
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We don't have much info on Aga Lea Jaworska, but we do know this: she is super hot. We know a few other things, too. Aga Lea is a 24-year-old Polish model who lives in Paris and works there, as well as in Poland, Los Angeles, Miami, Mumbai and Frankfurt. She is also a clothing and swimwear designer and owns a PR agency. That's all we have, other than more sexy photos, so keep clicking.
We don't have much info on Aga Lea Jaworska, but we do know this: she is super hot. We know a few other things, too. Aga Lea is a 24-year-old Polish model who lives in Paris and works there, as well as in Poland, Los Angeles, Miami, Mumbai and Frankfurt. She is also a clothing and swimwear designer and owns a PR agency. That's all we have, other than more sexy photos, so keep clicking.
We don't have much info on Aga Lea Jaworska, but we do know this: she is super hot. We know a few other things, too. Aga Lea is a 24-year-old Polish model who lives in Paris and works there, as well as in Poland, Los Angeles, Miami, Mumbai and Frankfurt. She is also a clothing and swimwear designer and owns a PR agency. That's all we have, other than more sexy photos, so keep clicking.
We don't have much info on Aga Lea Jaworska, but we do know this: she is super hot. We know a few other things, too. Aga Lea is a 24-year-old Polish model who lives in Paris and works there, as well as in Poland, Los Angeles, Miami, Mumbai and Frankfurt. She is also a clothing and swimwear designer and owns a PR agency. That's all we have, other than more sexy photos, so keep clicking.
We don't have much info on Aga Lea Jaworska, but we do know this: she is super hot. We know a few other things, too. Aga Lea is a 24-year-old Polish model who lives in Paris and works there, as well as in Poland, Los Angeles, Miami, Mumbai and Frankfurt. She is also a clothing and swimwear designer and owns a PR agency. That's all we have, other than more sexy photos, so keep clicking.
We don't have much info on Aga Lea Jaworska, but we do know this: she is super hot. We know a few other things, too. Aga Lea is a 24-year-old Polish model who lives in Paris and works there, as well as in Poland, Los Angeles, Miami, Mumbai and Frankfurt. She is also a clothing and swimwear designer and owns a PR agency. That's all we have, other than more sexy photos, so keep clicking.
We don't have much info on Aga Lea Jaworska, but we do know this: she is super hot. We know a few other things, too. Aga Lea is a 24-year-old Polish model who lives in Paris and works there, as well as in Poland, Los Angeles, Miami, Mumbai and Frankfurt. She is also a clothing and swimwear designer and owns a PR agency. That's all we have, other than more sexy photos, so keep clicking.
Mindy Robinson, besides being a bodacious blonde, is an actress, model, and reality star. She's set to appear in Michael Bay's latest directorial project, "Pain & Gain," starring Mark Wahlberg and Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson about two bodybuilders who hatch a plan to kidnap a rich businessman. Mindy Robinson plays a Snake Model. Check out a gallery of her sexiest shots.
Mindy has appeared in more than 50 films, TV shows, web series, magazines and music videos.
She said, "I'm witty, I have big boobs, I'm easily cast on dating shows."
Though she models for fun, acting is where her heart is. "I like to talk."
Mindy Robinson burst onto the horror scene in 2011. She said she grew up watching horror movies and "there's something about watching the most horrible things happen to people from the safe distance of your sofa."
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Mindy's measurements are 32-24-36 with a DD cup, and she weighs 106 lbs.
Mindy said about dating in Los Angeles, "The guys out here are nicer, but there's a fakeness to it...I get stood up a lot here. Guys get 'busy.' They're so busy they can't send a text message."
Mindy Robinson has an almost complete collection of vintage My Little Ponies.
Mindy said growing up she was bullied a lot because she was super-skinny and had buck teeth.
The actress Mindy Robinson looks up to is Goldie Hawn. "She was gorgeous and funny...and maybe I look like her a little bit, too."