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10 FBI Agents Who Went Rogue

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The Origins of Popular "Fictional" Monsters

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Cuddly Animals Operating Motor Vehicles

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The Simpsons Cast Broken Down By Voices

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See the real actors behind your favorite characters in The Simpsons. It's amazing how many different memorable voices Hank Azaria is responsible for just on his own. Dan Castellaneta, Harry Shearer, Nancy Cartwright, Julie Kavner and Yeardley Smith round out the rest of Springfield's finest.

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The 'Breaking Bad' Drinking Game

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The time is near, fellow "Breaking Bad" fans. We are mere days away from the August 11 premiere and the final eight episodes of one of the greatest shows of all time. That's a cause for celebration if we've ever heard of breaking bad walt and jesse, hazmat suits, drinking beersone, and there is no better and more efficient way to celebrate than with a drinking game that both honors the show you love, and gets you really drunk. So whether you are still catching up on episodes from the first five seasons or are having friends over for Sunday's premiere, make sure this "Breaking Bad" drinking game is in the mix.



TAKE A DRINK EVERY TIME:

- Someone says "Heisenberg"
- Saul Goodman asks for money
- A customer stops by Walt's car washbreaking bad hank
- Jesse buys a lavish, unnecessary item for himself
- A drug dealer gets murdered
- Hank is wearing a Panama Jack-styled shirt
- Walt Jr. insists on being called a new name
- Skyler is wearing something blue
- Someone is wearing a hazmat suit
- Walt gets a new car
- Someone says "meth"
- A commercial for "The Walking Dead" comes on

TAKE A DOUBLE SWIG EVERY TIME:

- A major character is shot but not killed
- Marie asks Hank about his health
- Skyler starts to cry
- Walt tells a liebreaking bad walt and skyler, breaking bad money
- There is a flashback involving Gale Boetticher
- Someone threatens Saul Goodman with physical harm
- A large amount of money is shown on screen
- Walt explains something about chemistry we don't understand
- Jesse gets yelled at
- Some form of money laundering occurs
- Vince Gilligan's name appears on screen
- Someone at your "Breaking Bad" party gets a phone call and says, "I'll have to call you back, I'm watching 'Breaking Bad'"

TAKE A SHOT EVERY TIME:

- Someone in the room asks, "What do I know that guy from?" in reference to Saul Goodman
- Marie has a drink that would normally be served on a cruise ship
- Skyler says something really annoyingbreaking bad saul, saul goodman
- Someone gets half of his or her face blown off
- Walt looks like a member of a ska band
- Walt and Skyler seem to have forgotten they have a baby
- Jesse says he wants out
- Jesse says "bitch"
- Badger gets yelled at for no reason
- Walt Jr. gets upset and storms out of the room to the best of his ability
- Hank says something mildly racist
- Someone watching "Breaking Bad" with you gives you their theory on how the show is going to end

Related: Highly Anticipated 'Breaking Bad' Spinoffs

 

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Today's Funniest Photos 8-6-13

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Mormon Missionaries Tear Up The Court In Streetball Game

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White men can't jump, but Mormons sure can. These hustlers, dressed up as Book of Mormon extras, meandered onto a court feigning innocence and a lack of basketball skills. Then the game started. Not only did the pasty white duo sink a couple of long jumpers, they also pulled off a rejection that would make Dikemebe Mutombo proud. Make sure to stick around for the end, when one of the Mormons rips off the nastiest tomahawk dunk you have ever seen in a half-court basketball game. Pretty sure BYU already has a scholarship offer out for both of these guys.

 

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The BuzzFeed Article Creator

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Women Think Men Are Only Good For Killing Spiders, BBQing and Drinking

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Survey Says Men Are Mostly Useless

Dear men: women think you are worthless. Unless they need someone to get hammered at a family function. They think you're real good at that.

According to a survey of 1,000 adults, 73 percent of women think men are capable of changing a tire. 60 percent of them think you're good for getting rid of spiders and 56 percent think you're good at BBQing. After that, it gets ugly.

Only 10 percent of women think men are capable of ironing a shirt properly. And only 4 percent think you can dance. (Alcohol was clearly not served during this survey.)

Speaking of alcohol, the survey found that women think men drink too much at family get-togethers.

On the flip side, 100 percent of men are positive that dress does not make you look fat, honey.

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Miss World Australia Finalist Becky Lamb

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Pro Surfer Babe Anastasia Ashley Warms Up By Twerking

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Every so often an attractive female athlete will treat the sports world with a warmup routine that is fun, unique and sexy. Michelle Jenneke may come to mind. Well it has happened again, and this time it's professional surfer Anastasia Ashley providing the show. This video, set beautifully to the tune "Bubble Butt" by Major Lazer, is of Ashley's pre-surf twerk-fest that shows how she likes to get loose. Hey, whatever works.

 

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Jenna Coleman is a Sexy Actress We'd Be Glad to Call Our Companion

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Emma Kate Dawson is Awesome

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Sara Foster's Got Legs, and Knows How to Use Them

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The Most Dangerous Roads In The World

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10 Cartoons That are Entertaining for Adults

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OKCupid Guys Hit On Poorly Photoshopped Photo of Kurt Cobain

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There have been numerous OK Cupid experiments showing the depths that guys will go to hook up with girls, including my own where I made a hot girl a complete racist idiot. I noticed through every experiment, however, the profile picture was almost always a hot girl. Many people have said that it's no shock that guys will tolerate the most absurd, horrifying personality as long as the girl is attractive. While that may be true, what would happen if I took it to an absolutely absurd level?

So...I snagged a photo of Kurt Cobain and crudely photoshopped it into a more feminine look. Basically, I just stuck a female nose and mouth over his own to cover up the facial hair.

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I made the name Kirsten_Co (Get it? Kurt Cobain? Kirsten_Co.) and filled her profile with nothing but quotes from Kurt Cobain.

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I set up the profile and immediately got alerts of guys visiting my page. To get things going, I would simply send "Hey" to the first few visitors and then from there I would only respond using Nirvana lyrics. Here's what happened:

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That guy even did a web search and didn't put together that it was Kurt Cobain! I did the same search and Nirvana is the entire first page of results. Also, how does that sound hot? It sounds like a back alley vasectomy. Let's move on...

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I think I got into the harder lyrics a little too fast with that guy. Or maybe he's just a big fan of nature and didn't appreciate my lewd comments about her. Onto the next...

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That guy eventually caught on, but not until he had already made a gross, sexual advance at Fem-Kurt. Maybe he thought her poorly photoshopped mouth could detach from the rest of the face and he could just date it? By the way, here's my nomination for the horniest guy on earth:

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You seriously took "Polly want a cracker?" as a sexual advance? I threw everything at this guy and he just wouldn't let up. I even said I was "In Bloom!" How do you not make the connection at that point? Also, the photoshop work on my profile picture is awful. Come on.

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I like to hope that guy stopped responding because he caught on, but I feel like he just didn't want to lend an ear to be honest.

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I know that guy didn't get inappropriate, but the idea of him basically trying to motivate Kurt Cobain is really funny to me. "Look Kurt, I know you're feeling down in the dumps right now, but chin up! Things are gonna be swell!" In case you don't know, things did not end well for Kurt Cobain. Kirsten, on the other hand, had much better luck in the romance department.

Remember guys, it's one thing if she's cute and you decide to tolerate a few annoying quirks. It's a whole other set of issues when you start trying to hook up with cross-gendered deceased grunge singers of the '90s. Oh, and if you think this is all a fluke, here was my inbox after the first couple days:

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