Some Kohl's Cash

A KFC Mashed Potato Bowl

Super Mario After He Got a Leaf

Fat Jonah Hill

Grumpy Cat R.I.P.

A Sega Dreamcast Controller

Teen Wolf Playing the Air Guitar

Kirk Gibson

The Hamburger Helper

Season 2 DVD of Hannah Montana

Stevie Wonder's Braids

Tim Tebow When He Had a Job

King Kong Bundy

A $5 Foot Long Sub from Subway

A Collective Soul CD

Mike's Hard Lemonade

Lightning McQueen from Cars

A WNBA Basketball (Never Used)

The State of Florida

Chocolate milk is always the right answer.

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If someone would make me a Cthulhu pie, I would love you forever. No matter how Cthulhu/Non-Cthulhu it looked like.

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@kim

The Fastest Way To Lose BodyFat? die.

@annabeloakes

Be a writer, kids@ Have unfinished homework until you die!

@tlemco

How much Wu could a Wu Tang Clan if a Wu Tang could Clan Wu.

@tylerschmall

*walks into Babies R Us*

Hi I'd like to buy a baby.

"Sir we dont-"

*I slide him a 100 dollar bill*

"This way please."

@MeganNeuringer

please don't ask me about my pan pizza, it's personal.

@jenstatsky

*checks email* *checks Twitter* *checks Facebook* *checks Instagram* *looks up at world for 9 seconds* *repeats for 60-70 years* *dies*

@joshcomers

Can't believe this jerk in front of me is texting in a movie theater.

@nickspears

"Excuse me sir, can you please beat me up? Oh, I'd also like you to sweat on me...And only wear your underwears." - MMA Fighters

@asimplemachine

"I for one." --a Roman

@ikebarinholtz

Not to suspicious but if kale is so great how come I didn't hear about it before 2009

@ShittingtonUK

Q: How many internet teens does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: FUKK U LOL TROLLED U LOL U MAD YEA U MAD LOLOLOLOL

@batsly

Men think about sex every 7 seconds, which explains all the awkward pauses during Gettysburg Address

@ShawnHatosy

I'd like to take a moment to point out to my 9th grade algebra teacher that I did amount to something & algebra had nothing to do with it.

@brendohare

I know my dad is looking down on me and smiling, because he just slam dunked on me and is hanging on the rim

@NickBossRoss

If Frodo heads toward Mordor at 5km/h and Aragorn heads towards Mordor at 7km/h, how long until my friends come back?

@Superfluously

I'll sleep when my phone's dead.

@justaride

Jenga is a great way to teach your kids about strategy, patience and 9/11.

@thelaurenobrien

Is AIDS still something we're worried about or have we kind of moved on to gluten now?

The Beats Pill by Dre ($199)

Say "hello" to the latest battery-free boom box that can drown out all the neighborhood speakers all from one convenient little package. Since this year has seen a trend of music lovers getting into high-quality portable speakers, it makes perfect sense that the makers of the best quality headphones would make a speaker too, right? Beats by Dre's first generation of wireless portable speakers, the Beats Pill, is a smooth cylinder no larger than your forearm with some of the best sound quality your tiny ears could ever imagine.

NTS Works 2'x4' Cargo Bike (prices starting at $4,800)

In a world full of innovative energy savers, the best of eloquent, reliable and green bike rides has finally been created. Almost like a two-wheel drive car, forklift and bicycle rolled into one, the NTS Cargo Bike combines the cargo bike style bicycle and basket with the electric-assist and two-wheel drive motor of operating machinery. The bike itself is an innovation in its ability to bring together the high-powered efficiency and energy smart side of bicycles, to carry to up 100 pounds and to maneuver in a balanced fashion in urban settings. With multiple speeds of motorized assistance to keep you moving when you've got a heavy load, this bike can make your day and carry the weight.

Leap Motion ($88)

Anybody who ever watched Tom Cruise playing with motion graphics using his bare hands in "Minority Report" and thought "I wanna do that!" obviously never heard of the genius of Leap Motion. A little console, about the size of an Apple TV, controls its user's hand movements, whether a wave, grab or flick of the finger, within the realm of its computer screen. The box essentially lets you live inside the digital realm of your computer screen, however you choose. For the artist, architect, gamer and graphic designer in us all, Leap Motion is quite literally a leap into the future for ordinary people.

Handrail Grill ($80)

Any guy who's stuck in a city studio with nothing more than a Juliet balcony can finally get the grill he deserves with a Handrail Grill. Setting snuggly along the ledge on your outdoor handrail, the stainless steel box allows you to grill up everything for a personal-sized lunch or evening one-man feast. Since nobody outside of a full-fledge barbecutionist needs a full-size grill, why not simplify your space and get something that feeds you and a friend? No more nights in the drive-thru line or two-minute terrors from the microwave; you're an innovative man now. Don't you forget it!

Solar Powered Work Station ($2200)

How many times have you needed to charge something while working and can't find or reach the plug? Instead of draining yourself and sucking the energy out of your home or office, get outside and soak up the power of the sun with a Sun Table, a natural way of working. The simple workstation traps energy in its tabletop, which then powers the outlets on its sides where you can plug in and power on. You're like Superman without the frustration of wearing a big red cape.

Chip-It Rite ($30)

Choking on your way to the green is no longer an option when it comes to Chip It Rite, a golf instructor that won't talk your ear off in your backswing or swear when you land in the sand trap. A simple contraption, Chip It Rite is the adjustable clip that fits to any club and eliminates common chipping errors, at least 95 percent of the biggest ones. Within a matter of a few swings, there's a noticeable different in chipping results, allowing you to wager on birdies again without the fear of an empty wallet on the way to the clubhouse.

Pet Sweep ($20)

Tired of your dog reaping all the benefits of a finely cleaned home without ever pulling its weight? With the Pet Sweep, your dog will finally do its chores and clean up after itself for once without even knowing it. The four little paw pads having a certain mop-like scrub system that gets the dirt from sticking around, and better yet, it keeps that pup from making any further messes. It might seem a little ridiculous, but it won't be so ridiculous when they're cleaning the house while you enjoy the game.

Drywall Axe (price TBD)

Being a handyman just got a lot safer and less frustrating. Instead of reaching for pencils and trying to make accurate cuts whilst holding the measure tape, you can have it all in one clever Drywall Axe. The ingenious gadget, created by a man who learned the hard way, combines the common handyman tools of utility knife, measuring tape, pencil all in one. So instead of needing a hand or losing one, you've got everything you need right there in front of your eyes. Now you can measure, mark and cut in one streamlined movement.

THE "FALSE CLAIMS ACT" VS. WAR PROFITEERS

The second major legal event in the history of whistleblowing was brought about by the American Civil War, where greedy suppliers took advantage of the national emergency to rip off the governments of both sides.

Faced with an overwhelming number of unscrupulous war profiteers, the Lincoln administration took the step of passing the False Claims Act of 1863, which allowed American citizens who discovered cases of fraud to sue on behalf of the government.

The most important part of the FCA was the use of "qui tam" provisions that allowed the citizens to claim a chunk of the money that the government would claw back from frauds as a reward.

This incentivized the insufficiently patriotic and providing for whistleblowing employees of profiteers-who would obviously be fired by their corrupt bosses as soon as they brought the charges.

MARC HODLER VS. THE IOC

The greed and corruption endemic to the Olympic Games had been acknowledged ever since the game's earliest days, when cheats were punished by having to pay to erect a statue that would both honor the Greek gods and forever remind the world that Souvlakios of Feta (or whoever) had taken a dive in the third round.

When Swiss skier Marc Hodler first joined the International Olympic Committee in 1963, however, the Olympics were meant to be the ultimate honorable competition / proxy war between nations, and the bribery and double-dealing of host city selection was minimal and overshadowed by the political considerations of the Cold War.

After the Commies ended up taking the silver in the 400m World Domination event, however, the sky was the limit for IOC bribery attempts. Hodler held his nose and worked to uphold what honor he could salvage, but the breaking point was when a Salt Lake City news crew uncovered hints of gifts lavished on IOC president Juan Antonio Samaranch by city and state officials.

While the rest of the IOC went on damage control, Hodler calmly announced to the press that not only were the allegations of bribery true, but they barely represented the tip of the iceberg.

Samaranch threatened to have Hodler fired and sued, but in the end it was the quiet Swiss skiing coach who rode out the scandal and continued to serve the Games until his death in 2006.

DAVID P. WEBER VS. BERNIE MADOFF

After the extent of Bernard Madoff's Ponzi scheme was fully revealed, virtually every financial news outlet in America agreed that somebody should've seen it coming.

In fact, somebody did see it coming, repeatedly warned his employers about how it was coming, attempted to tell everyone else that it was coming, and was eventually fired because he was so annoyingly persistent in attempting to shut down one of the biggest financial crimes of the modern era.

David P. Weber's term in the US Securities and Exchange Commission was marked by his unwillingness to keep his mouth shut about his superiors' unethically close ties to Madoff and fellow Ponzi schemer R. Allen Stanford.

For his pains, Weber was put on administrative leave after the SEC banned him from the workplace on ludicrously trumped-up claims that he was psychologically unstable and violent. After formally complaining to the government about the SEC's suspiciously inept handling of the Madoff/Stanford affairs he was fired for similarly lame reasons, but Weber's countersuit hit hard, earning him one of the largest whistleblower rewards in US history.

Today, Weber divides his time between the Maryland Defense Force (where he's a Judge Advocate for Maryland National Guard troops) and Goodwin Weber PLLC, a law firm dedicated to the support and defense of fellow whistleblowers.

FREDERIC WHITEHURST VS. FBI LABS

Much of the FBI's authority rests upon their reputation as scientific crimefighters, applying the world's most advanced forensic technologies with impartial expertise and precision.

This image of legal and forensic professionalism was one of the reasons lawyer, chemist, and Vietnam intelligence veteran Frederic Whitehurst joined the FBI in 1982, soon becoming a Supervisory Special Agent at the Bureau's main laboratory in Quantico, Virginia.

There, Whitehurst saw FBI scientists mishandle, mislay, and misidentify important chemical evidence from the Oklahoma City and World Trade Center bombings. After he came forward with his allegations of incompetence, Whitehurst was subjected to psychiatric examination, internal investigations, and a decade-long legal battle that nearly cost him his entire life savings.

Today, Whitehurst is the Executive Director of the Forensic Justice Project, a division of the National Whistleblower Center specializing in challenging flawed evidence and highlighting prosecutorial misdeeds.

CHRISTOPH MEILI VS. UNION BANK OF SWITZERLAND

The famous banks of Switzerland based their reputation on their uncompromising neutrality and total refusal to share the assets or information of any client, no matter how villainous, and for years Holocaust victims' rights organizations struggled in vain to retrieve any details of the money and property that had been seized from Jewish citizens by the Nazi government.

All that changed after young night watchman Christoph Meili found that his employers at Union Bank of Switzerland had been quietly and systematically destroying records of Jewish accounts and dealings with Hitler's government.

Meili smuggled a few documents home and turned them in to a local Jewish organization, and while they turned out to predate the war they still contained evidence of accounts that had been opened by Jews who died in the Holocaust that had subsequently been hidden and plundered by UBS.

For the first time, solid proof of long-suspected collusion between the Swiss banks and the Nazis was made public, and the banks became embroiled in controversy and international condemnation.

Meili was fired, the government sought to indict him for violations of Swiss banking secrecy, his family began receiving death threats, and he and his family became the first Swiss citizens to seek political asylum in America. Because of Meili's sacrifices, however, the resolve of the Swiss banking system was broken and the trickle of Holocaust revelations grew to a flood.

MAJOR GENERAL SMEDLEY BUTLER VS. THE BUSINESS PLOT

One of the youngest Major Generals in USMC service, Smedley Darlington Butler was known as much or more for his post-military career as a lecturer, reformer, and political candidate.

Butler primarily saw action in the Caribbean and further south during the Banana Wars, which he famously described as "raping half a dozen Central American republics for the benefit of Wall Street."

Butler was regarded as a hero by many veterans' organizations for his support of the "Bonus Army" protests in 1931. He was also particularly outspoken in his criticism of the FDR administrations ties to big business, which he saw as continuing a tradition of profit-oriented military-industrial adventurism that he had been an unwilling part of early in his career.

That may have been why bond salesman Gerald C. MacGuire, claiming to represent a consortium of powerful businessmen, sought out Butler in 1933 and invited him to lead a supposed army of 500,000 dissatisfied veterans in a Fascist campaign against the Roosevelt government.

Butler played along with the so-called "Business Plot" to collect as much information as he could before turning around and making a detailed formal report to a House committee, but most of the allegations were dismissed and controversially the names that Butler named among the business community were formally suppressed.

FRANK SERPICO VS. THE NYPD

Frank Serpico's first experience with corruption was an incident from his childhood. Working as a shoeshine boy in his father's Brooklyn corner shop, a spit-and-polish beat cop walked in, enjoyed what Serpico called "the best damn shine I ever gave," and left without paying.

The next time the policeman showed up, Serpico's father confronted him, demanding the ten cents his son was owed, and the cop simply turned on his heel and walked out of the store. Serpico was next to encounter police corruption on a much more personal level, working as a plainclothes detective in the vice department and bearing witness to dozens of instances of graft, intimidation, and racketeering among his own partners.

His reports to his superiors having gone nowhere, Patrolman Serpico and like-minded Sergeant David Durk contributed to a major New York Times expose on NYPD corruption, which subsequently lead to the creation of a five-member corruption panel known as the Knapp Commission.

Less than a year after the story, Serpico was raiding the apartment of a suspected heroin dealer when he found himself trapped in a door, separated from his "backup" officers, shot in the face and abandoned to die.

Luckily, an old man living next door discovered and reported the unconscious cop and called in an ambulance; Serpico survived his injuries and subsequent NYPD harassment to testify in front of the Knapp Commission.

MARLENE GARCIA-ESPERAT VS. THE PHILIPPINE DEPARTMENT OF AGRICULTURE

After Iraq and Somalia, the democratic island nation of the Phillipines is the third most dangerous place in the world to practice journalism. Chemist Marlene Garcia-Esperat was painfully aware of this fact (her radio broadcaster husband was killed in 1989), but this didn't stop her from launching her own personal investigation into agricultural department in her home island of Mindanao after discovering that her lab was receiving less than half of what the government had budgeted for its operation.

Garcia-Esperat first took her grievances to court under Philippine graft law, but when it became clear her well-connected opponents would stall and dissemble as much as possible, she began writing a column for her local paper and appearing regularly on the radio.

Her writings and investigations were typically restricted to the Department of Agriculture, which is widely believed to be one of the richest and most corrupt branches of the Philippine government.

While Garcia-Esperat was never that big of a name in her home country she was still considered dangerous enough that in March of 2005, a man walked into her dining room and shot her in the forehead in front of her two sons.

Ironically, Marlene Garcia-Esperat became more famous in death than in life, if only because she became the first of a string of over fifty Filipino journalist murders to where the people ultimately responsible were publicly identified.

After one of the lookouts surrendered to police and plead guilty, he and his co-conspirators fingered officials high up in the Department of Agriculture chain of command.

The bureaucrats managed to get the initial charges quashed, but eager citizens and journalists routinely force the government to re-open the case in the hope that justice will ultimately be served.

Envy

Cast: Ben Stiller, Jack Black, Rachel Weisz, Amy Poehler, Christopher Walken

This one's a bit more shocking, considering it came out when actors like Ben Stiller and Jack Black were in their prime. But like we said, an excellent group of actors doesn't necessarily equate to big laughs, as most critics panned the film. However, it wasn't so much that the film didn't have an amusing premise, but more that it failed in execution, as it almost felt like no one in it knew it was a comedy, or aimed to entertain anyone.

Very Bad Things

Cast: Cameron Diaz, Christian Slater, Jeremy Piven, Jon Favreau, Daniel Stern, Jeanne Tripplehorn

Along the very same lines as "Envy," but to a much darker extent, "Very Bad Things" is not the movie you think you are walking into in all the wrong ways. Namely, you aren't going to laugh all that much. If your traditional dark comedy is essentially laughs with dark elements sprinkled on top, this one is the exact opposite -- and then someone forgets the sprinkles. Seriously, there is a drawn out scene near the beginning of the film where the lead characters stab a man to death with a corkscrew to the chest that makes "American Psycho" feel like "Patch Adams."

Town & Country

Cast: Warren Beatty, Diane Keaton, Andie MacDowell, Goldie Hawn, Garry Shandling, Jenna Elfman, Charlton Heston

There's nothing worse than an unfunny comedy. Well, except for an unfunny comedy with a huge ensemble cast that was extremely expensive to produce and completely flopped. "Town & Country" has been dubbed one of the worst box office flops of all time, considering it cost $90 million to make, and only generated $10 million back. This was, of course, completely warranted because of the film's overly convoluted storyline and general vapidness.

Little Fockers

Cast: Ben Stiller, Robert De Niro, Dustin Hoffman, Barbra Streisand, Harvey Keitel, Owen Wilson, Jessica Alba, Blythe Danner, Laura Dern

What sucks the most about this film is that you have so many talented actors, both in terms of comedy and general talent, completely phoning it in. It's obvious that most of the cast had no interest in making this film, and were simply doing it based on the financial success of the first two. The fact that Dustin Hoffman (arguably the funniest part of "Meet the Fockers") had to be added via reshoots after the film had already been shot illustrates how unfunny it was from the start, regardless of the big talent it had behind it.

Mars Attacks!

Cast: Jack Nicholson, Glenn Close, Annette Bening, Pierce Brosnan, Danny DeVito, Martin Short, Sarah Jessica Parker, Michael J. Fox, Natalie Portman

There are movies that achieve cult status that  honestly should not. "Mars Attacks!" is one of those movies. But of course, with the sheer amount of big celebrities it holsters, it was bound to happen on that fact alone. The problem with it as a comedy is that since almost all of the major players are killed off, their characters don't have to be all that likeable, interesting, or funny, and that's sort of a big deal when it comes to making people laugh. We'd also argue that there is nothing memorable about the movie besides the aliens themselves.

The Invention of Lying

Cast: Ricky Gervais, Jennifer Garner, Jonah Hill, Louis C.K., Rob Lowe, Jeffrey Tambor, Tina Fey

This movie is yet another example of a good idea with terrible execution. However, this is only because of a premise that isn't able to sustain itself as comedy for the 1 hr. 40 min. running time without getting too wishy-washy and full of itself. The harsh fact is, you want to like it going in, and it bolsters some major comedic talent, but unfortunately they are not utilized well (particularly Louis C.K.) and the entire movie would work much better as a short (and less heavy on the love) story.

Gigli

Cast: Ben Affleck, Jennifer Lopez, Al Pacino, Christopher Walken

This was a comedy so bad that A) it had to be on this list, and B) fortunately, most of us didn't even bother to see it because we had enough people telling us what a complete nightmare it is. And it really is. Unfortunately, most of the time when a movie is bad, it is laughably bad. No such luck on the "laughably" part with this one. It's just plain old godawful and hard to sit through, even with such veteran actors as Al Pacino and Christopher Walken in it.

Stuck on You

Cast: Matt Damon, Greg Kinnear, Eva Mendes, Cher

The Farrelly Brothers are responsible for some of the funniest films of our time, including "Dumb & Dumber," "Kingpin," and "There's Something About Mary." From there their films began to slip, and "Stuck on You" is the clear mark of where the films lost their touch. Honestly, this one could probably be blamed on casting, as while Damon and Kinnear are great actors, they aren't necessarily great comedy leading men, and it's painfully obvious here.

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[Rips off head.]

"Sorry."

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