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Hilarious Auto Correct Fails
We've all been there before. You're in a rush to fire off a text and after you hit send, you notice a horrific typo that will make you sound like a mentally unstable person. Then in a rushed effort to clarify your thoughts, you make things even worse. Usually by the fourth or fifth text, you complete your thought with proper spelling and punctuation, but by then it's far too late. Either your friend thinks you're insane or has already forwarded your autocorrect fail on to everyone they know. Either way, the joke is on you.

 

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Totally Useless But Awesome Facts You Need to Know

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Totally Useless But Awesome Facts You Need to Know

If you've ever wanted to be the master of bar trivia, then this is the video for you. While knowing every single one of these facts will do absolutely nothing for the quality of your life, they could very possibly make you the hero of Happy Hour. So go on, watch the video and retain this knowledge. Spout useless information. As a bonus, they could also come in handy as a way to change the subject on Thanksgiving when your family asks when you're planning to do something with your life.

 

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How to Cook Everything App Will Possibly Help You See Boobs

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Women are hard to figure out, even host of "APPtitude" Kirby Kristen admits that. But one thing that tends to impress the ladies no matter what is when a man knows his way around the kitchen. That's where the app How to Cook Everything comes in handy, as it makes it simple to whip up a delicious meal that will charm her...all the way to second base.

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90s Nostalgia Quiz Will Make You Feel Old, Nostalgic

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The 90s -- so hot right now. Everywhere you go it seems that someone is referencing the good ol' days of the last decade of the 20th century. And why not? It was, after all, the decade that brought us "Seinfeld," "Jurassic Park" and Chumbawamba. But how much do you specifically remember about the 90s? To test your knowledge, the people over at Two Little Fleas have created a fun quiz to see if you can name the year certain events took place. Try it out below and see how big of a 90s nerd you are. If you prefer the US version over the UK version, make sure to change it in the top right.

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Sorry Your Team Lost: NFL Roundup Week 11

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Cleveland Browns v Cincinnati Bengals

Well, week 11 has come and gone. If your team lost, let's take just a moment to examine why this happened and how we can prevent future calamities. It may seem like we're just making fun of them, but it's coming from a place of love. It's constructive criticism.

Cleveland
The Browns got back to classic Cleveland football as they allowed four sacks, three interceptions, a deflected punt, a blocked punt, two defensive touchdowns, a drone strike on a non-threatening village, returned all the Christmas gifts purchased for a local orphanage, and bet all the city's money on the White Sox in the game against the Indians at the end of "Major League 2." But seriously, Jason Campbell is awful and the back-up is Brandon Weeden whose name I can't say aloud without audibly laughing.

Tennessee
The Titans have now lost five of their last six games, but it's almost like no one notices. Has anyone ever seen an actual Titans fan? Are Eddie George and Kerry Collins still there? Aside from fantasy players checking on Chris Johnson or Delanie Walker, the Titans could add in a few extra bye weeks and no one would really mind. "How are the Titans 4-6 at the end of the season?" "Who cares?"

Minnesota
Did anyone really think the Vikings had a prayer against the Seahawks in Seattle? It's like Minnesota was trying to tackle actual sea hawks. They probably would have had a little more success trying to wrangle birds, as birds wouldn't have put up 41 points against them and allowed Percy Harvin to gloat in their face about not being on that awful team anymore. I bet if you listened closely after the game, you could hear Adrian Peterson softly whisper, "Take me with you."

Jacksonville
Welcome back to the bottom of the NFL, Jaguars! I'm actually starting to feel bad making fun of you guys because it's not fair. The Jags top offensive performer was Danny Noble, whose name sounds like your best friend from 7th grade's uncle. Noble had 1 catch for 62 yards. That's not a joke. That's a real statistic. The second best offensive performer was the peanut vendor who threw a bag of peanuts 15 yards to Greg, a schoolteacher from Orlando. Great game, peanut vendor!

Green Bay
The Giants won their fourth game in a row after an 0-6 start, which wouldn't mean much, but in the NFC East that puts your right back in the hunt. Can you really be that excited for beating a team led by Scott Tolzien who always looks like he just rolled out of a Hollister? It's unfortunate that Aaron Rodgers is missing so much time, but at least he has more time to make those State Farm commercials that make me want to shove corn dogs into my eye sockets. No one is going to buy insurance because the chubby guy from Cheers made a hot dog on an airplane. We are legally required to have car insurance. Just say that and enjoy my money.

PHILADELPHIA, PA - NOVEMBER 17: Quarterback Robert Griffin III #10 of the Washington Redskins dives into the end zone for a two point conversion as he is hit by linebacker DeMeco Ryans #59 of the Philadelphia Eagles during the fourth quarter of a game at Lincoln Financial Field on November 17, 2013 in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. The eagles defeated the Redskins 24-16. (Photo by Rich Schultz /Getty Images)
Washington
Can we all just admit that RG3 is a really fast Matt Leinart? It was really cute when the Redskins made their big run last year to get into the playoffs, especially when they beat Dallas. Who doesn't love watching Tony Romo walk off the field with his head hung low like he just saw the first half of of "Homeward Bound?" But let's face it, the Redskins are awful and RG3 is proving that he's like a Ford Focus; you can go fast at times, but dude, you're driving a stupid Ford Focus.

Baltimore
This game was delayed so long the officials almost had to roll it over into the Bears' next game and have all three teams play against each other at once like some sort of WWE Triple Threat match. The game ended up going into overtime because being at the stadium for 13 straight hours didn't feel like quite enough. Robbie Gould hit the game-winning field goal and Joe Flacco continues to be one of the worst Super Bowl winning quarterbacks in recent memory. Unless Rex Grossman starts a pickup team that wins the championship, Flacco will own that title.

New York Jets
The Jets get destroyed by Cincinnati, beat the Saints, and then get pummeled by the Buffalo Bills? Rex Ryan's team is more inconsistent than Eli Manning's breathing patterns. When your team is getting beaten so badly that you decide to pull Geno Smith at the beginning of the fourth because you can't risk having GENO SMITH get hurt, you know your team is in trouble. Geno Smith is so bad, I wouldn't even double check to make sure his safety bar is all the way down before he rides a roller coaster. At least you still have Matt Simms to back him up.

Detroit
Big Ben finally had a game this season where he finished with more touchdowns than sexual assault accusations. I hate seeing the Steelers win anything, but completely shutting down Calvin Johnson in the second half is impressive. Just kidding, I still hate your garbage team and your garbage city. If Detroit and Pittsburgh merged together, it would be Gotham City. Let's hope that never happens.

Atlanta
The Falcons didn't just lose; they were embarrassed against the Bucs. Tampa, who has now won back-to-back games, played like a team with absolutely nothing to lose. They were going for it on fourth down, faking kicks, and just going nuts all over the field. At one point Tony Dungy played quarterback and two of the receivers were just scarecrows left over from Halloween. Remember when everyone was putting Matt Ryan in the same category as Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? He's probably closer to this Brady:



San Diego
I guess the Dolphins have found they play much better as a team when Richie Incognito, who looks like a "Family Guy" character, isn't calling everyone the n-word. Sorry... "allegedly" calling people the n-word on a recorded voicemail that was played on ESPN. My apologies, Richie. The game came down to one final play with Philip Rivers having an opportunity to win it for the Chargers, but just like Dwayne Bowe during a drug test, he failed. The Chargers are now 4-6 as they slip further and further into "playing for draft picks" category.

San Francisco
How ridiculous was that personal foul penalty against the 49ers that allowed the Saints to kick the game winning field goal? Even when Nick Patrick was a referee for the nWo back in the '90s, he wasn't making calls like that. I'm not saying the ref was playing favorites, but there were a half dozen plays where he threw a banana peel on the ground like Mario Kart and caused 49ers' players to fall. At least you still have your awful commercials, Colin Kaepernick. I hope they don't pay you per touchdown.

DENVER, CO - NOVEMBER 17:  Head coach Andy Reid of the Kansas City Chiefs walks the sidelines as he faces the Denver Broncos at Sports Authority Field at Mile High on November 17, 2013 in Denver, Colorado. The Broncos defeated the Chiefs 27-17.  (Photo by Doug Pensinger/Getty Images)
Kansas City
I know I've made fun of Kansas City a lot and said that the only reason they were winning was because they played terrible opponents. I kept saying that stuff over and over and honestly it was because I was right. Alex Smith is not a stellar quarterback. He can facilitate a game, but that's about it. He's like a jacket. A jacket is great if it's a light, breezy day and you just need a little protection from a gentle wind, but if there's a blizzard or a serious downpour, you're screwed. They'll get another shot at the Broncos in two weeks and maybe by then Jack Del Rio will have completely transformed into a walker from "The Walking Dead," and not just look like a creepy zombie.

New England
Wow, that felt like a playoff game, didn't it? I mean it felt like a playoff game in the way that the Patriots blew a game they could have won. The last play will be scrutinized because the ref threw a flag for pass interference, then picked it up, but it was all worth it to see Brady screaming at the refs walking into the tunnel. If you watched closely, Ryan Mallett also ran up to the refs and started yelling. I'm sure the refs would have been much more receptive to his criticism if they had any idea who he was. No one has ever been persuaded by the passionate screams of Ryan Mallett.

 

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Flowchart: Should You Glance At Her Boobs?

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You're faced with the decision every day. A couple of top-notch (or not) chest cannons are aimed in your general direction and you have to quickly decide whether to ignore every primal and genetic urge in your body or, take a quick peek.

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An Analysis of Which 'It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia' Character Has Gone The Most Insane

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When we were first introduced to the gang that runs the incredibly shady Paddy's Pub way back in season one of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia," they were just a group of unethical strangers who meant nothing to us. But as the years have gone by and the ninth season has come to a close, it's clear we've all grown to love their absolute disregard for the people around them and their downward spiral into complete insanity.

If you look at the series as a whole, it can be difficult to decide which character has gone the most insane since they're all completely nuts. So, we took a closer look and settled on the rankings below. From least to most, here are the "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" characters who have fallen the deepest into insanity.

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5. Charlie

Before you balk at the fact that I have Charlie as the least insane, give me a moment to explain. This is an analysis of who has fallen the deepest into insanity over the course of the series. Charlie has been pretty "out there" from the very beginning. Let's not forget he was labeled the "Wild Card". There is really only so far a wild card can fall. It's not hard to hit rock bottom when you're pretty much already there.

When he hit his peak: Season 4, Episode 13 "The Nightman Cometh"
Charlie, who has probably never worked hard on anything in his life, writes an entire musical in an attempt to impress the love of his life: the waitress. As he watches his hard work fall apart in front of a live audience due to the rest of the gang's shenanigans right before his very eyes, he utters "I'm going to smack everyone into tiny little pieces" to himself. You can tell by the look in his eyes that he might actually go through with doing just that.



4. Frank

Frank is the most disgustingly vile of the bunch, but does that make him insane? Not at all. Frank decided to join the gang just so he could purposely let himself go. He made the choice to live like Charlie lives: in complete squalor and with cleanliness the furthest thing from his mind. Something about him actually wanting to be this crazy makes him seem pretty sane in this crew.

When he hit his peak: Season 4, Episode 6 "Mac and Charlie Die: Part 2"
Like the rest of the gang, Frank doesn't seem to actually care about anything around him ever. His decline in proper hygiene over the years supports that fact. However, we get a brief glimpse into some kind of humanity, along with a whole bunch of insanity, when Charlie and Mac fake their death. To cope with the loneliness, Frank builds a Charlie dummy and proceeds to interact with it as if Charlie is still alive. Yikes.



3. Mac

We all know that Mac's got some serious daddy issues. And it's led him to constantly yearn for acceptance from those around him. Primarily, most of that yearning falls onto Dennis' shoulders causing their friendship to be humorously homoerotic, but sometimes he channels it towards others as well.

When he hit his peak: Season 5, Episode 6 "The World Series Defense"
The moment I felt that we all got to witness just how far gone Mac had become was when Dee read the love letter Mac had written for Phillie's 2nd baseman, Chase Utley. Highlights include: I love your hair. You run fast. Did you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither.




2. Dee

Poor, poor Sweet Dee. She's got it rough. In this band of misfits, she's still an outcast. It's no wonder she's number two on this list, what with the constant berating by the rest of the gang. She has every right to snap and should in fact be the most insane of the bunch at this point. She is constantly ignored by the guys, even when her thoughts and ideas are the best of the bunch, only to have someone else take credit for the same exact idea.

When she hit her peak: Season 9, Episode 1 "The Gang Broke Dee"
The title says it all. Dee hung in there and she didn't seem to truly snap until later in the series, but when she did, it was major. Dee simply gives up on everything. All of the insults and abuse catch up with her and she doesn't seem to care anymore. This is the only time the gang is actually ever concerned about her and they devise an incredibly elaborate ruse to bring her back to the way she was.



1. Dennis

The key to Dennis leading this race is that he has absolutely no clue just how much he's lost it. Dennis is in a perpetual state of denial about his status in society. He believes he is a winner and always has been, prompting any encounter with his past and the truth to cause him to flip out.

When he hit his peak: Season 5, Episode 12 "The Gang Reignites The Rivalry"
There are many examples that can support Dennis' #1 ranking, but I think when Dennis truly loses it, it's, as I said, when his past meets his present. When he returns to his old fraternity and is treated like a pathetic pledge rather than the legend he thinks he is, he loses it. His rant to Charlie and Mac about the incident - where he calls the frat boys idiots and savages - is easily one of the most insanely hilarious moments of the show.

 

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