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Porn Star's Huge Jugs Could Kill Her
We're surprised jumping jacks haven't done the job already.
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Porn star Elizabeth Starr recently told The Sun that if she doesn't get a double mastectomy performed on her O-cup breasts soon, she could die from blood clots and infections.
Her massive cans are the result of a surgery known as string implants, where the absorbing of fluid causes a woman's muffins to continuously grow over time. Shortly after Starr underwent the procedure, it was banned in the United States and Europe.
But the 43-year-old "actress" and mother of two is having second thoughts on the reduction over fears it would ruin her livelihood:
After 63 procedures on my right breast and fighting to keep my right breast, I honestly don't think that I could. A mastectomy would take away my livelihood and I don't know what else I would do.
So, if you're keeping score at home, that's one for her wanting to keep her giant boobs and zero for wanting to be alive for her children.
(via New York Daily News)
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Porn star Elizabeth Starr recently told The Sun that if she doesn't get a double mastectomy performed on her O-cup breasts soon, she could die from blood clots and infections.
Her massive cans are the result of a surgery known as string implants, where the absorbing of fluid causes a woman's muffins to continuously grow over time. Shortly after Starr underwent the procedure, it was banned in the United States and Europe.
But the 43-year-old "actress" and mother of two is having second thoughts on the reduction over fears it would ruin her livelihood:
After 63 procedures on my right breast and fighting to keep my right breast, I honestly don't think that I could. A mastectomy would take away my livelihood and I don't know what else I would do.
So, if you're keeping score at home, that's one for her wanting to keep her giant boobs and zero for wanting to be alive for her children.
(via New York Daily News)
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Mixing Diet Soda With Alcohol Raises Breathalyzer Levels 18 Percent
The diet soda industry has taken a bigger beating lately than the Milwaukee Bucks.
Fresh off the news that diet soda sales are rapidly declining, a new study says that when men and women mixed the low-calorie substitute with booze, it made them more intoxicated.
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According to Scientific American, researchers studied 16 casual drinkers in three different sessions. In one session, vodka was mixed with regular soda. The next time around, researchers mixed the vodka with diet soda. In the final session, the subjects drank a placebo.
After each study, the drinkers were given a breathalyzer test and reaction time assessment, and they were also asked to rate their own drunkenness.
The end result?
Not only does ordering a cocktail with diet soda make you look like a huge pansy, but it also makes you more inebriated.
On top of breathalyzer readings that were 18 percent higher when the vodka was mixed with diet soda, reaction times were slower even though the subjects themselves didn't think they were.
We would love to get the results of the placebo session, as well. You know there had to be at least one guy who thought, "Dude, I'm hammered."
(via Scientific American)
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Fresh off the news that diet soda sales are rapidly declining, a new study says that when men and women mixed the low-calorie substitute with booze, it made them more intoxicated.
According to Scientific American, researchers studied 16 casual drinkers in three different sessions. In one session, vodka was mixed with regular soda. The next time around, researchers mixed the vodka with diet soda. In the final session, the subjects drank a placebo.
After each study, the drinkers were given a breathalyzer test and reaction time assessment, and they were also asked to rate their own drunkenness.
The end result?
Not only does ordering a cocktail with diet soda make you look like a huge pansy, but it also makes you more inebriated.
On top of breathalyzer readings that were 18 percent higher when the vodka was mixed with diet soda, reaction times were slower even though the subjects themselves didn't think they were.
We would love to get the results of the placebo session, as well. You know there had to be at least one guy who thought, "Dude, I'm hammered."
(via Scientific American)
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High School Basketball Game Ends With Nearly Impossible Shot, Disappointment
If you've ever played H-O-R-S-E, you know there are literally thousands of difficult shots you can make to put the pressure on your opponent. But to actually shoot the ball at the basket and have it end up resting on the back iron of the hoop is almost impossible. If you had a million tries at it you still might come up empty. However, that is exactly how regulation ended in a recent high school basketball game between Prosser and Grandview (located in Washington State). After a turnover by Prosser, Grandview went on a fast break and had a chance for a game-winner, but the shot ended with the ball simply resting on the rim as time expired. What a letdown. However, Grandview reportedly went on to win 72-70 in OT. That's great news for the kid who missed his chance at glory.
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This Is Why You Don't Use a Mattress to Launch Your Tiny Daughter Into the Air
Well, well, well ... what do we have here? Just another father earning an early nomination for 2014's Father of the Year. There's no possible way that using a mattress to launch your daughter up into the air in a tiny room could ever go wrong, right? Right? Lucky for us it did (and lucky for the girl, who seemed to be alright). Because the slow motion footage is hilariously epic.
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'Walking Dead' Actor Norman Reedus Gets Pranked By Nick Santonastasso
Nick Santonastasso has made a name for himself with a host of hilarious Vines dubbed "zombie pranks." The New Jersey teen was born with one arm and no legs and has used that to his advantage in scaring unsuspecting shoppers. Now Santonastasso is taking his prank to the next level.
"The Walking Dead" cast member Andrew Lincoln and effects supervisor Greg Nicotero flew Sontonastasso out to Tokyo to scare Norman Reedus, the actor who plays Daryl Dixon on the show. The guys set up Reedus with a fake interview shoot and then left him alone in the room as Santonastasso hid under a nearby table. Watch the video to see the rest...
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You Can't Refrain From Looking at Emma Frain
Glorious glamour model Emma Frain shared some of her 2014 calendar shots on Instagram. It was our civic duty to share them with you. To do otherwise would shirk our responsibility to the fans of Mandatory. Or would you rather hear about the news that the NSA continues to sweep up information far and wide? It probably knows you're looking at this RIGHT NOW. Don't worry, though. The NSA is a fan. Seriously. This is Emma Frain. Who wouldn't be? Scroll down to see more.
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Woman Says She Saw Kellen Winslow Jr. Masturbating in a Target Parking Lot
What do you do when you're looking for Boston Market but can't find it? You guessed it: park your SUV in a Target parking lot, open up two containers of Vaseline, and rub one out.
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Well, at least that's what New York Jets tight end Kellen Winslow Jr. was allegedly doing when a 58-year-old woman parked her car next to his Cadillac Escalade on November 19th.
According to the East Hanover Township Police Department report:
As she exited her vehicle, she commented to the male regarding how cold it was. As she stood near the open driver side window of the Escalade, she observed the males (sic) erect penis. She stated that she believed he was masturbating.
When an officer arrived on the scene, he reported seeing Winslow "slouched in his seat and moving around." Upon noticing the officer, Winslow moved into an upright position and told him he was looking for Boston Market but was lost.
The responding officer also noted seeing one empty bag of "K2 XXX," eight empty containers of "Premium Funky Monkey," and several packages labeled "Mr. Happy" that still had some happiness left inside. Winslow then told the officer he smoked the products because they were "legal" synthetic marijuana that the NFL doesn't test for.
While Winslow wasn't charged for punching his clown, he was booked on one count of possession of a controlled dangerous substance and has since pleaded not guilty.
It's worth pointing out, however, that the officer also found two open containers of Vaseline on Winslow's center console, which leads us to believe that either he is a pretty big guy or he was planning on having one hell of night in that Target parking lot.
(via East Hanover Township Police Department)
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Well, at least that's what New York Jets tight end Kellen Winslow Jr. was allegedly doing when a 58-year-old woman parked her car next to his Cadillac Escalade on November 19th.
According to the East Hanover Township Police Department report:
As she exited her vehicle, she commented to the male regarding how cold it was. As she stood near the open driver side window of the Escalade, she observed the males (sic) erect penis. She stated that she believed he was masturbating.
When an officer arrived on the scene, he reported seeing Winslow "slouched in his seat and moving around." Upon noticing the officer, Winslow moved into an upright position and told him he was looking for Boston Market but was lost.
The responding officer also noted seeing one empty bag of "K2 XXX," eight empty containers of "Premium Funky Monkey," and several packages labeled "Mr. Happy" that still had some happiness left inside. Winslow then told the officer he smoked the products because they were "legal" synthetic marijuana that the NFL doesn't test for.
While Winslow wasn't charged for punching his clown, he was booked on one count of possession of a controlled dangerous substance and has since pleaded not guilty.
It's worth pointing out, however, that the officer also found two open containers of Vaseline on Winslow's center console, which leads us to believe that either he is a pretty big guy or he was planning on having one hell of night in that Target parking lot.
(via East Hanover Township Police Department)
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Woman Stabs Husband With Ceramic Squirrel For Not Bringing Home Beer
Here's a sign that it might be time for an intervention:
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We teased you with this story in our funny photos a few days ago, but here's the full scoop. A 44-year-old South Carolina woman was charged with criminal domestic violence of a high and aggravated nature after beating and stabbing her husband with a ceramic squirrel on...wait for it...Christmas.
Her reason?
He went to make a beer run but returned empty-handed because the store was closed.
As her husband walked to the kitchen to make a sandwich, that's when police say Helen Ann Williams lost her shit and broke a ceramic squirrel over his head and stabbed him with what remained. Thankfully, he was still able to run to a neighbor's house to call 911.
Officers arrived on the scene at 12:20am and found Williams' 41-year-old hubby covered in blood due to a deep cut across his chest as well as facial lacerations. When asked what happened, Williams gave the old "he fell and cut himself" routine and told officers the blood on her clothes and hands had "been there."
On a positive note, at least this guy knows what to get Williams for Christmas next year.
(via Fox Carolina)
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We teased you with this story in our funny photos a few days ago, but here's the full scoop. A 44-year-old South Carolina woman was charged with criminal domestic violence of a high and aggravated nature after beating and stabbing her husband with a ceramic squirrel on...wait for it...Christmas.
Her reason?
He went to make a beer run but returned empty-handed because the store was closed.
As her husband walked to the kitchen to make a sandwich, that's when police say Helen Ann Williams lost her shit and broke a ceramic squirrel over his head and stabbed him with what remained. Thankfully, he was still able to run to a neighbor's house to call 911.
Officers arrived on the scene at 12:20am and found Williams' 41-year-old hubby covered in blood due to a deep cut across his chest as well as facial lacerations. When asked what happened, Williams gave the old "he fell and cut himself" routine and told officers the blood on her clothes and hands had "been there."
On a positive note, at least this guy knows what to get Williams for Christmas next year.
(via Fox Carolina)
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Florida Man Steals More Than $15,000 Worth of Victoria's Secret Panties
We'll admit we love sexy women's underwear -- just not as much as this guy.
Daniel Espinosa allegedly stole a total of 850 pairs of panties from a South Florida Victoria's Secret and has since been slapped with a charge of grand theft.
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According to Broward Circuit Judge John Hurley, Espinosa entered the Victoria's Secret at Sawgrass Mills in Sunrise on three separate occasions and took $15,475 worth of women's underwear. His juvenile co-defendant is five times the pervert and is accused of stealing more than $76,000 worth of women's knickers, bras, and lingerie.
But perhaps the best part of this story is the video of Judge Hurley reading through the complaint with Espinosa. Watch here and you'll notice as Hurley reads through the details of Espinosa's second "visit" to Victoria's Secret, the public defender, who has spent the entire day representing crack and meth dealers, turns and gives his client the old "Damn, son" look.
According to NBC Los Angeles, the hearing ended with Hurley telling Espinosa, "Don't come back to Victoria's Secret."
And in case you're wondering, yes, Espinosa lives with his mother.
(via NBC Los Angeles)
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Daniel Espinosa allegedly stole a total of 850 pairs of panties from a South Florida Victoria's Secret and has since been slapped with a charge of grand theft.
According to Broward Circuit Judge John Hurley, Espinosa entered the Victoria's Secret at Sawgrass Mills in Sunrise on three separate occasions and took $15,475 worth of women's underwear. His juvenile co-defendant is five times the pervert and is accused of stealing more than $76,000 worth of women's knickers, bras, and lingerie.
But perhaps the best part of this story is the video of Judge Hurley reading through the complaint with Espinosa. Watch here and you'll notice as Hurley reads through the details of Espinosa's second "visit" to Victoria's Secret, the public defender, who has spent the entire day representing crack and meth dealers, turns and gives his client the old "Damn, son" look.
According to NBC Los Angeles, the hearing ended with Hurley telling Espinosa, "Don't come back to Victoria's Secret."
And in case you're wondering, yes, Espinosa lives with his mother.
(via NBC Los Angeles)
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Instagram Celebrity Jen Selter Discusses Her World Famous Butt
In this day and age, if you play your cards right, you can become famous for pretty much anything. Jen Selter is living proof of this, as the 20-year-old fitness fanatic has become a sensation on Instagram (nearly two million followers) due to her fantastic butt. This isn't to say she doesn't deserve the fame, though. As the video shows, Selter works extremely hard to shape and maintain her stunning body, to the point where people think that her ass is so perfect it has to be fake. It's not.
Men aren't the only ones following Selter, either. Women are inspired by her breathtaking photos and use them for motivation to work out, which Jen says is really touching to her. What really blows her away, though, is that mega celebrities like Rihanna are also following her on Instagram.
As stated, Selter is only 20 years old, so there's no telling where she can go from here. Whatever her future goals may be, we know she has the drive to achieve them. And as you can see, she clearly has the looks, and that can never hurt.
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