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The New NFL 'Bad Lip Reading' Might Be the Best One Yet

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There is no football this weekend (the Pro Bowl doesn't count), but the people at Bad Lip Reading are not taking a break from providing us with more hilarious lip reading of NFL players and coaches. Enjoy guys like Peyton Manning, Tom Brady, Dez Bryant, Jim Harbaugh and many more getting their lips read poorly from this past season.

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12 Funny Photos Of Dogs About To Sneeze

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Everyone sneezes. Well, every mammal sneezes. And that special moment right after you know a sneeze is coming and right before you actually sneeze is the moment when you are always making a hilarious face. And while it's funny when humans do it, it's even funnier when dogs do it. So here's a nice little collection of dogs who are just about to sneeze.

I'm sure somewhere out there on the Internet there's a "Cats About To Sneeze" gallery. If we can't find that, we'll make it ourselves. But while we do, take a moment to enjoy these very funny photos of dogs about to sneeze.

Via Humortrain

 

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City Asks Festival to Change Name Because 'Log Jam' is on Urban Dictionary

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Log jams used to be a nuisance for the lumberjacks who helped build the city of Stillwater, Minnesota over 150 years ago, and it turns out people don't care for them these days either.

An upcoming lumberjack festival called "The Stillwater Log Jam" is being asked to change its name after somebody alerted the mayor that "log jam" can be found on Urban Dictionary.

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According to the website, log jam actually has several different meanings:

Log jam - when the toilet won't flush because there's a turd stuck.

Log jam - when a group of black men have sex with a white woman at the same time.

Log jam - when having anal sex and...


You know what? You can read the rest of them here, as there are currently 21 slang definitions for log jam.

Of course, to everybody who isn't a junior high school kid having fun on grandma's computer, a log jam refers to a crowded mass of logs blocking a river, a point that festival organizer Cassie McLemore hammered home:

Oh my Lord. I mean, how ridiculous do you have to be? We were a logging community; there were log jams; and 'jam' kind of goes with the name of a festival. Honestly, you can turn anything in[to] a sexual meaning. There's probably something called 'The Lumberjack,' too.

We don't get what all the fuss is about. Now, if they were trying to call it "The Stillwater Poopsterbate," we'd probably be on board for a name change.

(via TwinCities.com)

Probably the greatest game of all-time: Guy Fieri Menu Item or Urban Dictionary Sex Act?

 

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Mellisa Hollingsworth is Worth It

This Is The Worst Wedding Ever Caught on Film

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I don't know a lot about planning weddings, but what I do know is that setting off fireworks inside a small room is probably not the smartest way to celebrate the union between two people. It's a good way to burn the place down, though.

 

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This Bulldog Really Doesn't Like It When You Call Her 'Butkiss'

Can You Guess Why This Scarlett Johansson Super Bowl Ad Got Banned?

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As much as we wish it was because Scarlett Johansson gets naked and pours SodaStream soda all over her body, it's not. Instead, this Super Bowl commercial has been pulled by Fox because it takes a jab at Coke and Pepsi, the television company's two biggest advertisers. Oh well, maybe this will make SodaStream consider using nudity in their ads for next year's Super Bowl.

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12 Hilariously Upset Cats in Fruit Helmets

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In just another example of how people can be both incredibly stupid and incredibly genius at the same time, we bring you this collection of photos. Why toss the part of the fruit that we don't eat away when it can make perfectly good attire for your pet. Cats in fruit helmets will leave you feel either smitten or sorry. Most likely, both.



 

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Draft Beer Jelly Belly is World's First Beer-Flavored Jelly Bean

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If you've ever eaten a jelly bean and thought to yourself, "Man, I wish this tasted like draft beer," you are evidently not alone -- and Jelly Belly has made your wish come true. The gourmet jelly bean giant recently launched their latest drink-inspired flavor that they claim is the world's first beer-flavored bean. So now folks who want the taste of delicious adult beverages but don't want the alcohol can just buy bags of Jelly Belly's pina colada, strawberry daiquiri, and draft beer flavors and go nuts. What a world we live in.

Also check out: When Beer Labels Come to Life

 

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This Emma Watson and Her Boyfriend Gallery is Why The Internet Exists

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Emma Watson is one of our celebrity crushes. So, of course we're going to post anything that involves her. Of course, the Internet sometimes takes things in an awesomely weird direction, like they did with this fun little photo gallery of Emma Watson strolling along the beach with her new boyfriend. As you can see, Emma is a huge star. A giant celebrity. So big in fact that she dwarfs her bf to the point where he fit snugly inside her bikini. We're not going to lie, we wish that we could swap places with him.

Also, check out some actual long-legged models.

 

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Busty Model Stacy Gray Will Wash Your Troubles Away

Man Uses First Class Airline Ticket To Score Free Meals For A Year

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A very brilliant man found a loophole in China's airline system that allowed him to enjoy free meals for an entire year. As those of you who have had the privilege to experience yourself know, when you have a first class ticket, you get access to the airport's VIP lounge. The VIP lounge is a magical world where you get everything for free. (Well, technically it's for all that cash you threw down on that first class ticket, but that's besides the point in this story.)

The man in Shaanxi,China purchased a first class ticket at the airport and then took advantage of the VIP lounge by having a meal. Instead of getting on his flight, however, he just bumped it to another day. He then returned to the airport, hit up the VIP lounge for a meal, and then bumped the flight once again. The man did this over 300 times in an entire year before refunded the ticket as it was about to expire.

He ate like a first class passenger for free throughout an entire year while you stressed over an overdraft fee you got after buying a Big Mac. Which one of you is winning at life?

via Gizmodo

 

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Elena Hight is Burning Up the Slopes

Man Runs Back Into Burning House to Save Xbox, Is An Idiot

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A short list of the things I would run back into my burning house for includes my wife and her purse dog. And the only reason the purse dog made that list is because my wife would make the rest of my life a living hell if I didn't run back in for it.

But an Olathe, Kansas man couldn't imagine the rest of his life without his Xbox and was treated for smoke inhalation last week after running back into his burning home to retrieve it.

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While the man escaped serious injury, the same couldn't be said for the house he and his male roommate lived in. Firefighters estimated the house suffered at least $80,000 in damages, but it could have been $200 to $500 worse if not for this clown's act of lunacy.

The man's information was never released, so we might never know the true identity of our "Dipshit of the Year." Nor will we be able to confirm our assumption that he's never been laid.

(via BetaBeat)

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Horrible Italian Man Arrested for Adopting Cats and Eating Them

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Here's a story that makes us cringe almost as much as when Lou Holtz speaks.

An Italian man has been arrested for maltreatment of animals after authorities say he adopted cats for the sole purpose of eating them. Even more disturbing? This guy has a wife and two kids.
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Over the course of several months, the 50-year-old man was able to adopt at least 15 cats, all of which had to be "three years old, black, and quite plump."

Workers at the animal shelters became suspicious of the man's activities after he refused routine checkups on the cats. When they arrived unannounced at the man's residence, they actually caught him in the midst of preparing a cat for dinner.

The man eventually confessed to killing and feasting on the rest of the adopted cats as well as "eating them in the company of and serving them to friends." He sadly faces a prison sentence that will only last a maximum of one year.

What an asshole.

(via Mirror)

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20 Random Fun Facts To Impress Your Friends

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Fun facts are fun because you not only get to learn something interesting you didn't know before, but they can be used in some very important situations. For example, if you're sitting across a table on a date you you have no idea what to say, one of these little conversation starters can save an entire evening. (It's up to you to take it from there. Otherwise, you're still screwed, and not in a good way.) Here are 20 random fun facts that you should stick in the back of your mind and save for later.

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19 Tweets That Have No Regard For The English Language

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It's one thing to tweet a typo. It's another to totally destroy commonly used words and phrases. These people did the latter. And none of them seem to be the least bit remorseful about it. (Warning: figuring out what these people are trying to say may cause permanent brain damage.)

 

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