This Week's 20 Funniest Tweets
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Today's Funniest Photos
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Watch Joe Buck Get Attacked Mercilessly By Angry New York Sports Fans
Joe Buck is very divisive among the sports community. Some people like his even-keeled play-by-play and dry sense of humor. Others think he's boring and biased. Especially New Yorkers. Which is interesting, considering he's announcing the Super Bowl this weekend in New York. This hilarious Funny or Die clip puts Buck out on the streets of New York City to film a fake promo, a promo he can never get through because he is continuously disrupted by locals explaining in filthy (but bleeped out) detail just how much they despise him. All I can say is this video makes me like Joe Buck more than I ever have before.
Via Funny or Die
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Insane Mid-Air Rescue of Unconscious Skydiver Caught on Tape
Ho-lee crap. If you ever needed a reason to never go skydiving, this might be your video.
A U.K. man named Jamie Lee, who has jumped out of a plane more than 1,000 times, was on a routine jump when he collided with another skydiver right out of the plane. Lee was knocked unconscious from the blow, 12,500 feet up in the air.
When two of his fellow jumpers noticed something was wrong, they stabilized Lee. Once he was in a safe position, they pulled his chute for him and gently brought him in for a normal landing. Lee has no recollection of the collision but he came to as his feet were hitting the ground. Somehow, he escaped the entire ordeal with only minor neck and head injuries.
Lee says despite the incident he will continue to sky dive regularly. Which means Jamie Lee and I are very different people.
Via The Telegraph
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Porn Star Savanna Samson Offers to Hook Up With the Entire Seattle Seahawks Secondary
If you're a member of the Seattle Seahawks defense, what sounds more enticing: studying endless hours of Peyton Manning on film or spending a night with a porn star on film?
Thanks to an outrageous offer from porn star Savanna Samson, the Seahawks players now have the option. In New York for Super Bowl week, Samson talked about how she would love to shoot a gang bang scene with the well-known Seattle Seahawks secondary, also known as the Legion of Boom. She's very interested in Richard Sherman ... and all of the other defensive backs. That would include Sherman, safety Kam Chancellor, safety Earl Thomas and cornerback Byron Maxwell.
Samson is hanging out in New York this week and won the 2005 AVN award for Best Gang Bang, so she seems perfect for the job. There is still not official response from the L.O.B.
Our guess for now is that this will not happen. Pete Carroll is known for being a cool and relaxed coach, but I'm pretty sure this is not part of his Super Bowl week preparations for the league's best secondary.
Via TMZ
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'The Simpsons' Predicted a Seahawks-Broncos Super Bowl
And they did it all the way back in 2005.
"The Simpsons" have been on the air for 25 years and 550+ episodes, and during that time they have predicted the future on several occasions, but when the TV series' prediction involves something as big as the Super Bowl, people pay a little more attention:
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As you can see from the photo from @TheSimpsons' Twitter account, the show predicted a Denver-Seattle Super Bowl with the Broncos beating the Seahawks 19-14. This shot is from a 2005 episode titled "Bonfire of the Manatees," in which Homer bets big on the game and loses. What's even funnier is that Homer owns the Denver Broncos, because in an episode in 1996 Hank Scorpio bought them for him. So he bet against his own team!
Obviously, "The Simpsons" aren't always right with their forecasting of the future, but it will be interesting to see if they get this one correct. If not, perhaps we should follow Eli the Ape instead.
Related: Gamblin' With Gary: Super Bowl XLVIII Edition
"The Simpsons" have been on the air for 25 years and 550+ episodes, and during that time they have predicted the future on several occasions, but when the TV series' prediction involves something as big as the Super Bowl, people pay a little more attention:
As you can see from the photo from @TheSimpsons' Twitter account, the show predicted a Denver-Seattle Super Bowl with the Broncos beating the Seahawks 19-14. This shot is from a 2005 episode titled "Bonfire of the Manatees," in which Homer bets big on the game and loses. What's even funnier is that Homer owns the Denver Broncos, because in an episode in 1996 Hank Scorpio bought them for him. So he bet against his own team!
Obviously, "The Simpsons" aren't always right with their forecasting of the future, but it will be interesting to see if they get this one correct. If not, perhaps we should follow Eli the Ape instead.
Related: Gamblin' With Gary: Super Bowl XLVIII Edition
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This PSA About the Importance of Education Will Blow You Away
According to the Learn For Life Foundation of Western Australia, staying is school is VERY important, and slacking off can have grave, disturbing consequences. I'm not sure if the message will get across to all students, but it may encourage some to go to film school and learn how to blow stuff up. At the very least, I have something to show my future kids to give them horrible nightmares. Well done, Australia.
Speaking of school: These Kids Are Either Really Smart or Really Dumb
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Awesome Behind the Scenes Photos from the 'Back to the Future' Trilogy
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Caroline Gleich is Skiing's Golden Girl
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Swiss Skier Lara Gut Skis Fast
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Anna Fenninger is an Austrian Snow Bunny
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The Internet Reacts to Peyton Manning and His Epic Fail in Super Bowl XLVIII
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A Ranking of Wes Anderson's 7 Feature Films
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The Realistic Monday To-Do List
It's Monday. Nobody wants to be there and nobody wants to do any work so everyone does their collective best to do as little as possible.
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The 10 Most Insane Surgeries Ever
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Bacon Facts Will Make You Realize You Are Not Alone in Loving Bacon
Do you love bacon? Do you want some statistics to help you back up your love of bacon? Can you tear yourself away from bacon long enough to read this quick and fun graphic about bacon? Then bask in these factoids about America's favorite breakfast meat courtesy of the good people at Smithfield Foods.
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11 Musical Monuments and Landmarks of Fallen Rockers
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Today's Funniest Photos
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Teacher's Aide Kaitlin Pearson Gets Her Job Back After Leaked Nude Photos
This woman just got her job back...as a teacher at a Massachusetts elementary school. (Yes, you read that right.)
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Kaitlin Pearson was put on paid leave on January 17th after an anonymous tipster left a stuffed envelope of nude photos for the principal at her school. The South Street Elementary School in Fitchburg, MA has since overturned the suspension with the blessing of Superintendent of Schools Andre Ravenelle. Pearson was allowed to return to her regular teaching duties early last week.
The 23-year-old blonde hasn't spoken to reporters about the incident yet but she did go on Facebook to thank her "fans" for their support through this ordeal. Many of Pearson's fellow teachers at South Street have also come out in support of their colleague, praising Pearson's ability as a teacher and noting that the photos had nothing to do with her work in the classroom.
Judging by the photo above, I'm sure her male students are also thrilled to have Mrs. Pearson back at the front of the classroom as well.
And just because we're nice guys, here's one more photo of our new favorite elementary school teacher in Massachusetts.
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Via Huffington Post
Kaitlin Pearson was put on paid leave on January 17th after an anonymous tipster left a stuffed envelope of nude photos for the principal at her school. The South Street Elementary School in Fitchburg, MA has since overturned the suspension with the blessing of Superintendent of Schools Andre Ravenelle. Pearson was allowed to return to her regular teaching duties early last week.
The 23-year-old blonde hasn't spoken to reporters about the incident yet but she did go on Facebook to thank her "fans" for their support through this ordeal. Many of Pearson's fellow teachers at South Street have also come out in support of their colleague, praising Pearson's ability as a teacher and noting that the photos had nothing to do with her work in the classroom.
Judging by the photo above, I'm sure her male students are also thrilled to have Mrs. Pearson back at the front of the classroom as well.
And just because we're nice guys, here's one more photo of our new favorite elementary school teacher in Massachusetts.
Via Huffington Post
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Russia Uses Its Sexy Female Olympians to Promote Their Team
There has been a lot of controversy surrounding the Winter Olympics in Sochi, Russia, and the games are still days away. Fears of homophobia and security risks have dominated the headlines, but now we have something else to talk about. Racy photos of some of Russia's sexier female athletes have gone viral and include figure skaters, curlers, skiers and hockey players. Apparently, Russians are very proud of this, with one website claiming that "Russian sportswomen are the best campaigners for our team in Sochi," and goes on to say, "Our Russian Olympic team defies stereotype that women in sport are just a heap of muscles and masculine shapes." Fair enough. Let's meet these sexy Olympians:
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Alexandra Saitova
Curler
21 years old
![svetlana kolmykova, ice hockey forward]()
Svetlana Kolmykova
Ice hockey forward
25 years old
![Ekaterina Bobrova, russian ice hockey player]()
Ekaterina Bobrova
Figure skater
23 years old
![Irina Avvakumova, russian ski jumper]()
Irina Avvakumova
Ski jumper
22 years old
![Ekaterina Galkina, Russian curler]()
Ekaterina Galkina
Curler
25 years old
![anna prugova, russian hockey goalie]()
Anna Prugova
Ice hockey goalie
20 years old
![olga zyablikova, russian curler]()
Olga Zyablikova
Curler
21 years old
![Maria Komissarova, Russian skier]()
Maria Komissarova
Cross country skier
22 years old
![Ekaterina Stolyarova, Russian skier]()
Ekaterina Stolyarova
Freestyle skier
25 years old
![Tatiana Borodulina, russian speed skater]()
Tatiana Borodulina
Short track speed skater
29 years old
via Daily Mail
Alexandra Saitova
Curler
21 years old
Svetlana Kolmykova
Ice hockey forward
25 years old
Ekaterina Bobrova
Figure skater
23 years old
Irina Avvakumova
Ski jumper
22 years old
Ekaterina Galkina
Curler
25 years old
Anna Prugova
Ice hockey goalie
20 years old
Olga Zyablikova
Curler
21 years old
Maria Komissarova
Cross country skier
22 years old
Ekaterina Stolyarova
Freestyle skier
25 years old
Tatiana Borodulina
Short track speed skater
29 years old
via Daily Mail
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