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The Funniest TwitPics on Twitter
Sometimes a joke can't be contained by just 140 characters and requires a bit of visual assistance. We searched the internet and put together 20 of the funniest Twitpics you'll ever see. Be sure to follow all these hilarious people when you're done! (Click on any of the image links to enlarge.)
merry christmas I got the literal same shirt I was already wearing pic.twitter.com/lYVFOIrHCU
- ballin' ass furlin (@thefurlinator) December 25, 2013
taking my Facebook game to the next level in 2014 pic.twitter.com/CFGveTZ7pU
- lawblob (@lawblob) January 4, 2014
4 months ago i quietly left 57 dvds of 'click' at my parents' house and they've still never noticed or mentioned it pic.twitter.com/j864rH9eG8
- electro lemon (@electrolemon) November 28, 2013
Call off the search, I found history's greatest monster. http://t.co/anR3cFpV2s
- Matt Ufford (@mattufford) January 18, 2014
- rob whisman (@robwhisman) November 3, 2013
Ugh. Had to give a presentation to my son's 5th grade class about career choices today pic.twitter.com/mq03ILWiT7
- Jacy Catlin (@ieatanddrink) January 14, 2014
still nothing :( pic.twitter.com/jiq2Nfuiv4
- Avery Monsen (@averymonsen) November 6, 2013
Wow... big time fail by the barista. Nice spelling. pic.twitter.com/6Ak62fE2nt
- stefan (@boring_as_heck) September 21, 2013
@justinbieber justin wtf plz explain dis pic... pic.twitter.com/xPMMxLMano
- Michael Hale (@dogboner) July 31, 2013
Lindsay Lohan is suing the makers of GTA V, claiming that they stole her likeness for a character. She is 100% right. pic.twitter.com/fzO3JJVUJq
- Brian Altano (@agentbizzle) December 2, 2013
NO WONDER this sold out soo fast this yeaer pic.twitter.com/TxLFIJpYCb
- BËÑ! (@PajamaBen_) January 18, 2014
tinder: 20 questions pic.twitter.com/s3wMTVkzdj
- space fox (@8bitf0x) January 30, 2014
We want answers obama. Where did it go pic.twitter.com/jikJq0cmKk
- Löwenäffchen (@Lowenaffchen) December 23, 2013
hey you guys i just got my new samsung galaxy s3!!!! pic.twitter.com/UVWA2fRh
- rad milk (@rad_milk) February 8, 2013
not sure how i feel about the Peanuts strip continuing after Schultz's death pic.twitter.com/peBYoD0cqC
- cory snearowski (@corysnearowski) October 15, 2013
I see no crime here pic.twitter.com/7chmq6Ny9X
- Brian Gaar (@briangaar) December 11, 2013
Hey @jcpenney I went ahead and made your guys' new logo. Send me a check. pic.twitter.com/9H1YFmeDwC
- Tyler Schmall (@tylerschmall) November 26, 2013
Well, well, well... Guess who saw Obama today pic.twitter.com/7u686WkhX0
- Eireann Dolan (@EireannDolan) January 12, 2014
If anyone is looking for their purple dildo it's next to the air pump at the Chevron Station on Cahuenga pic.twitter.com/v81VjyI1oY
- Ike Barinholtz (@ikebarinholtz) February 3, 2014
Still searching for my Cinderella... pic.twitter.com/WIyE4SNcEJ
- Bridger Winegar (@bridger_w) December 6, 2013
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Huge Snow Penis Erected in Central Park
It's good to see the harsh winter and unusually large amounts of snowfall haven't killed New Yorkers' sense of humor.
According to a post on Twitter from a Central Park goer, two men took a fair amount of time out of their Presidents' Day to build a giant winky out of snow:
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But it's not just New Yorkers who are going to great lengths to make sure others know what a pork sword looks like. To say these ladies at Rowan University in Glassboro, NJ went into great detail with their enormous giggle stick of snow would be a bigger understatement than saying Lindsay Lohan kind of likes cocaine:
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Some people will look at that picture and marvel at the great detail these ladies were able to go into with their snow boner. Between the mushroom head and the veins, either these girls are the reason why artists at Rowan University are considered to be some of the best, or they are sexperts on male anatomy because they are the biggest tramps on campus. Either way, it sounds like my kind of school.
It's too bad others will look at the picture and see three girls who will never be senators.
(via UPI)
They've been doing this for a long time, bro: The Secret History of Porn
According to a post on Twitter from a Central Park goer, two men took a fair amount of time out of their Presidents' Day to build a giant winky out of snow:
But it's not just New Yorkers who are going to great lengths to make sure others know what a pork sword looks like. To say these ladies at Rowan University in Glassboro, NJ went into great detail with their enormous giggle stick of snow would be a bigger understatement than saying Lindsay Lohan kind of likes cocaine:
Some people will look at that picture and marvel at the great detail these ladies were able to go into with their snow boner. Between the mushroom head and the veins, either these girls are the reason why artists at Rowan University are considered to be some of the best, or they are sexperts on male anatomy because they are the biggest tramps on campus. Either way, it sounds like my kind of school.
It's too bad others will look at the picture and see three girls who will never be senators.
(via UPI)
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How To Grow The Perfect Man Beard In 6 Easy Steps
If you have trouble growing a manly beard, just follow these simple steps. Soon you too will be able to parade your face around with pride.
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Take a Sneak Peek at Joe Rogan's Upcoming Comedy Special
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Joe Rogan is a machine. An unstoppable machine. And now, the actor, writer, UFC commentator, TV host, podcast guru, entrepreneur, trained martial artist and stand-up comedian who is virtually everywhere has his own Comedy Central special coming out, titled "Joe Rogan: Live from the Tabernacle."
The stand-up special premieres on Friday, Feb. 28 at midnight ET/PT, but you can get an exclusive sneak peek right here, right now, on Mandatory.
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Barbara Walters Has a Vibrator Named 'Selfie'
What are seven words that have created the most disturbing mental image since a friend of mine suggested John Goodman had a sex tape, Alex?
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Barbara Walters, former respected journalist and current co-host of the heap of garbage known as The View, told the world yesterday that she has a vibrator named "Selfie."
Jenny McCarthy asked the 84-year-old Walters what seemed like a rather harmless question on whether or not she had more self-confidence and self-love now that she was older.
But thousands of breakfasts were quickly ruined as Walters and co-host Whoopi Goldberg took it to another level that ultimately led to the one-time GLAAD Excellence in Media award winner revealing to the audience that she owned a pocket rocket named "Selfie." Hey, I guess it could have been worse. After all, she could have said that she named it "Hugh Downs."
Believe it or not, that show has won an Emmy award and welcomed Barack Obama as a guest.
In a related story, Whoopi Golderg looks awful. Just awful.
(via The Daily Mail)
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Barbara Walters, former respected journalist and current co-host of the heap of garbage known as The View, told the world yesterday that she has a vibrator named "Selfie."
Jenny McCarthy asked the 84-year-old Walters what seemed like a rather harmless question on whether or not she had more self-confidence and self-love now that she was older.
But thousands of breakfasts were quickly ruined as Walters and co-host Whoopi Goldberg took it to another level that ultimately led to the one-time GLAAD Excellence in Media award winner revealing to the audience that she owned a pocket rocket named "Selfie." Hey, I guess it could have been worse. After all, she could have said that she named it "Hugh Downs."
Believe it or not, that show has won an Emmy award and welcomed Barack Obama as a guest.
In a related story, Whoopi Golderg looks awful. Just awful.
(via The Daily Mail)
You can add 'Barbara Walters has a vibrator' to the list: 10 Phrases You Should Never Search on YouTube
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Watching These Goats Play on a Piece of Steel Ribbon is Good for the Soul
Cats and dogs better watch out, because goats are making a strong push for the title of "Internet's favorite animal." There's no sound, but what we have here are four awesome goats playing on a sheet of flexible steel ribbon. Watching them jump on and fall off the piece of wobbly metal is almost hypnotizing, and I can assure you that you'll feel better about life after a viewing.
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Mia Malkova is Set for Porn Stardom
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Dad Captures Footage of Multiple Students Slipping on Ice After School
It can be pretty boring sitting in a parking lot and waiting for your kids to get out of school, but one father found a pretty excellent way to keep himself entertained. After he noticed a few kids slipping on some ice, he broke out his phone and hit record to watch it happen to unsuspecting victim after unsuspecting victim. The pure joy he gets while watching the kids eat sidewalk is almost as entertaining as the falls themselves. None of the kids seem to get seriously injured, so calm down, it's all in good fun. The only thing you should be upset about is the fact that he didn't turn his phone sideways before shooting.
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This Is The Funniest Jeopardy Fail of All Time
I don't mean to pick on this poor little guy competing on Jeopardy during Kids Week, but man is this funny. I can't stop watching it. It gets better every time. Even more perfect, Neil is already down 400 bucks when he chimes in for this disastrous attempt at an answer. At least one of his stammers was in the form of a question.
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Kiele Sanchez from 'The Glades' is Heading to 'Navy St.'
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Kate Upton Looks Great Weightless
By now you should all know that Sports Illustrated has released TWO covers for their 50th anniversary edition, allowing the magnificent Kate Upton to pull off the Swimsuit Issue cover three-peat. What you may not know, however, is that she also did a skimpy bikini shoot in zero gravity.
Watch Upton float around and still strike beautiful poses for the camera like the true professional she is. Also, take notice of the person who gets to unzip her gold space suit at the beginning like the true professional he (or she?) is.
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Bagel Heads Were A Thing In Japan
Who's up for a little Japanese body modification? If you said 'me' then sit back and let someone inject a bunch of saline into your forehead for an hour, and then push the middle in so you can become your very own "Bagel Head" (or sometimes referred to as a "Donut Head.") Why? Because...well, don't ask why.
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The 10 Funniest Detention Slips You Will Ever See
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If you're going to have to sit through a shitty detention period, you might as well make it worth your while. These kids definitely made sure to do that.
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Meng: Stories of the Scariest Man in the History of Wrestling
It's one thing to be a popular professional wrestler in the ring. You have T-Shirts printed up with your catch phrase on them and action figures that simulate your finishing move. You're loved by the fans and everyone knows your name. It's another thing to have the respect of your peers.
Some of the most popular wrestlers were considered soft by others in the locker room. There are numerous stories of altercations that caused guys to immediately become respected, but there's one man that stands above all the rest. He was considered the most terrifying man in the sport and was feared by even the toughest wrestlers.
His name is Meng and the tales of him have become those of Chuck Norris jokes. No one knows for sure which stories are true and which ones have been embellished. One thing we know for sure is that no one gets that much respect without having pulled off some truly unbelievable acts. Here are the stories from other wrestlers about the scariest man in the history of wrestling. This is the legend of Meng (aka Tonga, Haku).
The Bite
Kevin Sullivan was a wrestler/booker in WCW and traveled with Meng quite often when they were on the road. He told a story to WWE Classics about the time the duo went to a tavern to grab a few beers before heading to their hotel. According to Sullivan, it was obvious that he and Meng weren't locals, so when they walked into the bar, a guy playing pool called Meng a horrible, derogatory word.
"The next thing I know is that Meng goozles the guy like Mr. Spock," Sullivan said. "It was fast and furious. He then grabbed another guy who tried to get involved and knocked him unconscious."
After that, things got even crazier. "Meng bit through the guy's shirt like a wolf, bit a chunk out of the guy's back, then spit it on the floor," he said. "I said, 'It's time to go.' "
Sullivan said that as they drove from the bar he saw police cars pulling into the parking lot, but authorities didn't pursue them and no charges were ever filed.
The Airport IncidentIn an interview with James Guttman of World Wrestling Insanity, Meng discussed how he wrestled to support his family and not for the fame or popularity. That's why he took particular offense when anyone called wrestling fake.
"When I walk in and you tell me it's fake, I'll show you how fake the business is. Whether I take your teeth out or take your eyeballs off or whatever it was in those days. Maybe they're going to kick my butt around, but watch it - I'm coming back and finding you. But those were those days. I'm glad nobody picked up a gun and shot my ass. But in those days, that's how it was, James. It's my love for the business."
He then confirmed that one of the most outrageous tales about him was indeed true.
"Yeah. It was in Baltimore Airport. There was a hotel there. We were staying at another hotel - the Marriot or something. There was another hotel there, though. It was hopping at the time. The music was playing and it was packed. It was during the week I believe. Me and Siva Afi went over and there were lots of babyfaces there at the bar. So we went and sat in the other corner away from them. When they were ready to close, we had a few drinks, and on our way out there were five guys just sitting there. Of course, the same thing came out. The "fake" stuff. "Hey, are you guys with those guys - wrestlers? The fake wrestlers on TV?" You know. I said, "Yeah. I'll show you." And I reached over without thinking - there are four other guys there (laughs) - grabbed his face, and bit his nose off. Then the fight started. Me and Siva kind of cleaned house there and left. I'll never forget it (laughs)."
Perry Saturn
During his YouShoot Interview, Perry Saturn was asked about his time in WCW and the toughness of the guys backstage. He was given the followng list of the guys with the strongest reputations of being tough and asked who would win a fight between them all.
The Barbarian
Meng
Scott Norton
Jim Duggan
Fit Finaly
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Rick Steiner
Himself
He responded "Tonga. Nobody else would stand a chance. Not even a question. He could kill everyone without blinking and there is nothing anyone could do about it"
Ted DiBiase
The Million Dollar Man said that one time they were in a rough part of St. Louis for a show. Everyone had been drinking and a large fight broke out, which resulted in the police showing up. Meng had a few drinks, but saw the fight break out so he started trying to break it up. In the process, police thought he was part of the fight and maced him then handcuffed him. He said that Meng was cuffed behind his back, looked at the police, and snapped the handcuffs.
Bobby Heenan
In a shoot interview, Heenan talked extensively about Meng and referred to him as the toughest man (not just wrestler) he's ever met in his life. The craziest story he shared was in regards to a bar fight where he claimed Meng "took his two fingers on his right hand, his index finger and trigger finger, and he reached into the guy's mouth and he broke off the guy's bottom teeth." Heenan said that if he hadn't been there and seen it himself, he wouldn't believe it. After all the other stories that have been confirmed, it doesn't seem that unbelievable at all. Heenan was also close friends with Andre the Giant and claimed that the only two men in the word that Andre feared were Meng and Harley Race.
Rick Steiner
The Steiner Brothers were known for being tough guys, so when a man is feared by two of the hardest guys in the sport, you know they've seen some crazy things. In an interview, Steiner talked about the time Meng fought off eight police officers. "They shot him with mace and he closed his eyes and sucked it in. He just opened his mouth and took a deep breath. I mean some of the stuff he did was like, 'What the hell?' Scotty and I always thought we were tough guys but that was before we met Meng."
Arn Anderson
In his biography, "Arn Anderson: 4 Ever" Anderson claims that there are three types of men in the world. There are tough men, there are wrestler-tough men, and then there's Meng. He was in a completely different category than anyone else on the planet. Anderson recalls one instance where a large cowboy was arguing with Meng and he pushed the cowboy through two different sets of doors using only one hand.
Brutus Beefcake
One of the most famous Meng stories happened during his time as Haku in the WWF. Brutus Beefcake had gone to management and complained that Meng slapped him too hard during their match. When Meng found out he walked straight to Beefcake's locker room and grabbed him out of the shower. He started choking him and lifted him two feet in the air while everyone else looked on because they were too scared to step in and break it up. Eventually Hulk Hogan came in and talked Meng down.
Eric Bischoff
There are so many stories about Meng fighting with other wrestlers, but that doesn't mean management wasn't just as scared of him. Former head of WCW, Eric Bischoff has said numerous times that Meng was never fired from WCW because no one was brave enough to do it. On one particular day, Bischoff and Greg Gagne walked into the locker room and interrupted a conversation between Meng and Chris Candido, Chris Jericho, and Tammy Sytch. Meng immediately looked at the pair of execs and said, "Hey! Apologize to my friends. I'm talking to them." According to Candido, the entire room went silent and everyone just froze. It was then that he realized the stories about Meng weren't just legends. Bischoff and Gagne apologized to them and waited for the conversation to finish before speaking with Meng.
Jesse Barr
On a trip to Puerto Rico, Meng was walking with fellow wrestler Jesse Barr when Barr decided to kick dirt onto a man who was digging ditches. Meng was upset by it and told Barr he shouldn't have done it. Barr decided to get in Meng's face and argue with him, which turned out to be a bad idea. Meng grabbed him and popped his eyeball out of socket. Some wrestlers claimed he completely tore it out, but Meng said that wasn't true. Barr ended up getting fired for the incident.
Kevin Sullivan
During Kevin Sullivan's numerous shoot interviews, he's spoken extensively on his time working with Meng. He claims that on one occasion when Sullivan was a booker in WCW, he asked Meng to do something that wasn't major, but it wasn't completely the right thing to do. He said that Meng got a little upset and it was most scared he's ever been in his entire life, despite Meng not being that angry.
Sullivan also used Meng to his advantage. Sullivan had to inform a few guys that they would be losing an upcoming match. They wrestlers became upset and told Sullivan they refused to do the job. Sullivan told them that, instead of arguing, he would just go get Meng and have him take care of the situation. They guys immediately agreed to lose their matches if he promised not to go get Meng.
Sting and Meng in the ring
Jake Roberts
Jake "The Snake" may have said it best during one of his shoot interviews: "If I had a gun and was sitting inside a tank with one shell left and Meng is 300 yards away, he's mine, right? Well the first thing I'm going to do is jump out of the tank and shoot myself because I don't want to wound that son of a bitch and have him pissed off at me."
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