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Which Superhero Movie Franchise Has The Most Oscar Winners?
Back in the day, superhero movies were content to simply slap a leotard on a stuntman and yell "Action!" But somewhere along the line directors realized that casting people who can actually act might earn the subgenre some more respect, and now we live in a world where non-comic book movies are the anomaly. But which super-franchise boasts the most prestigious cast of award winners and nominees (keeping it to the big acting nods: Oscars, Golden Globes, Emmys and Tonys)? With X-Men: Days of Future Past star Jennifer Lawrence ready to possibly snag her second Oscar this weekend, it's a good time to separate the lauded from the laughed-off.
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Leonardo DiCaprio Oscar Jokes Never Get Old
Could this be the year that Leonardo DiCaprio finally wins an Oscar? In terms of his feelings, I hope so. In terms of hilarious memes, photos and GIFs about Leonardo DiCaprio never winning an Oscar, I hope never. Here are our favorite Internet jokes about Leo never taking home the highest honor in acting.
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And let's finish this off with a portrait of Leo made up entirely of previous Oscar winners.
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And let's finish this off with a portrait of Leo made up entirely of previous Oscar winners.
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2014 Oscars Bingo
Well, the Academy Awards are this weekend. And while that might not excite you as much as ABC would like it to, we have a way to make the broadcast more entertaining. Our very own Oscars themed bingo will, at the very least, give you a reason to stay awake during the entire broadcast.
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The Funniest News Bloopers of February 2014
I will never stop laughing at these compilations. This month's greatest hits (misses?) include a lot of cursing during interviews, plenty of ice slips and falls and one very gratuitous (but thankfully pixelated) display of full frontal nudity from an extremely happy Seattle Seahawks fan. Enjoy.
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Exclusive Clip of 'Kroll Show' Spoofing Reality Pawn Shows
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If you're not watching "Kroll Show," you're an idiot, because you're missing out on some of the best sketch comedy on TV today. In this exclusive sneak peek at next week's episode, Nick Kroll and Jon Daly play the "Pawnsylvania" cousins, two pawn shop owners with their own "reality" show in the great state of Pennsylvania who agree to swap shops.
"Kroll Show" airs Tuesdays at 10:30/9:30c on Comedy Central.
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Porn Site Has New Live Search and It's Hysterical
Ever wonder when you get done punching your clown if you're the only one out there who was searching for "teacher takes it backdoor" at that instant?Thanks to PornMD's new live search, you can now see that you're not alone in the little perverted world you call life, as a real-time scrolling list reveals what other people around the world are searching for to help them get off.
And you won't believe some of the stuff that pops up. Sure, there are the occasional searches for the porn industry's biggest names, but the rest of it ranges from hysterical to "that guy needs some help." Take a look:
We had no idea that Serbian porn and clips were in, in 2014. And we'll pray to Christ that the "grandmother" and "hot hairy 2" searches are unrelated.
Some of the other things guys and girls have searched for in the last five minutes include:
Huge round ass
Africa sexxx
Penis enlargement exercise
Navy
Jacking off in public
Chubby amateur
Cuckold anal
Witch
Arab maids
If anything, PornMD's live search is a revelation that you probably don't have as many problems as you thought you did. On the other hand, it can be a dangerous tool that just introduced you to the addictive world of witch porn.
(via Huffington Post)
Hey, it's our job to look at this stuff: The Best Free Porn Sites
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Reporter Swallows Her Own Rope o' Snot on Live TV
What's more disgusting than the dance moves/convulsions Miley Cyrus has put on display during her recent concerts? Well, a news reporter swallowing a rope of her own snot while doing a live report on the story is a great place to start.
Heather Holmes is a very good-looking reporter for KTVU in Oakland, California. She was tasked with doing a live shoot from the Miley Cyrus concert at Oracle Arena Monday night on the singer's racy on-stage antics.
Instead, Holmes herself has now become an Internet sensation thanks a small stream of liquid booger that escaped her nose a few seconds before the camera cut away.
The good news is that instead of jumping off the Bay Bridge, Holmes has been a really good sport about the whole thing, tweeting out this picture the next day:
(via Gawker)
Here's a reporter who thinks the snow is slutty: The Funniest News Bloopers of February 2014
Heather Holmes is a very good-looking reporter for KTVU in Oakland, California. She was tasked with doing a live shoot from the Miley Cyrus concert at Oracle Arena Monday night on the singer's racy on-stage antics.
Instead, Holmes herself has now become an Internet sensation thanks a small stream of liquid booger that escaped her nose a few seconds before the camera cut away.
The good news is that instead of jumping off the Bay Bridge, Holmes has been a really good sport about the whole thing, tweeting out this picture the next day:
Note to self: Next time bring #Kleenex. pic.twitter.com/gKAuCXpnil
- Heather Holmes (@hholmesktvu) February 25, 2014
(via Gawker)
Here's a reporter who thinks the snow is slutty: The Funniest News Bloopers of February 2014
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Spanish Scientists Developing Pork Sausages Made From Baby Poop
It didn't take long for us to find something more disgusting than that reporter eating her own snot.
A team of scientists in Castelldefels, Spain say they have created pork sausages by using the same bacteria strain found![spanish pork made from baby poop]()
in a baby's fecal matter, meaning the phrase, "This tastes like shit," could literally apply if these poop sausages somehow find their way to your breakfast plate.
According to UPI, the scientists used 43 samples of baby dung from donated diapers to get the three strains of probiotic bacteria they needed to make pork sausages. The scientists were from the food safety program at Catalonia's Institute of Food and Agricultural Research, which seems rather ironic.
At least one scientist said taking the bacteria from a baby's butt nuggets doesn't necessarily make it unsanitary:
The source of bacteria is of no concern to me. How did the babies get the organisms in the first place? Likely from mom. As long as the isolated strain is properly tested, it should be fine.
"No concern" and "should be fine?"
Well, it's of big concern to this guy. No thanks, poop sausage.
We can probably add baby crap sausage to this list: The 15 Most Creepy Disgusting Foods You Will Ever See
A team of scientists in Castelldefels, Spain say they have created pork sausages by using the same bacteria strain found
in a baby's fecal matter, meaning the phrase, "This tastes like shit," could literally apply if these poop sausages somehow find their way to your breakfast plate.According to UPI, the scientists used 43 samples of baby dung from donated diapers to get the three strains of probiotic bacteria they needed to make pork sausages. The scientists were from the food safety program at Catalonia's Institute of Food and Agricultural Research, which seems rather ironic.
At least one scientist said taking the bacteria from a baby's butt nuggets doesn't necessarily make it unsanitary:
The source of bacteria is of no concern to me. How did the babies get the organisms in the first place? Likely from mom. As long as the isolated strain is properly tested, it should be fine.
"No concern" and "should be fine?"
Well, it's of big concern to this guy. No thanks, poop sausage.
We can probably add baby crap sausage to this list: The 15 Most Creepy Disgusting Foods You Will Ever See
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8 Sexy, Previously Unreleased Photos From Arianny Celeste's 2014 Calendar Shoot
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UFC Octagon Girl, TV host, model and Mandatory friend Arianny Celeste has treated us with eight never-before-released photos from her 2014 calendar shoot. Obviously, it is our duty to share the stunning shots with you because we want you to be happy. And so does Arianny.
For more, check out Arianny Celeste's store and follow her on Twitter.
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Woman Live Tweets Shoving Toddler's Face Into Birthday Cake
This woman might be the most evil human being on the planet. After asking for 10 re-tweets to push this sweet, innocent girl's face into her own birthday cake, she keeps her promise and tweeted the results in real time. (Side note: Just because it's evil, doesn't mean it isn't hilarious.)
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We Can't Tell If These Are The Worst Animal Puns Or The Best
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Amusing Early Hardships For Superstars
Before they were superstars, people like Walt Disney, Stephen King, Steven Spielberg and a bunch of others went through all sorts of extenuating circumstances. Here are some of the more enjoyable tales of hardship among Hollywood's elite.
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Watch as This Woman Almost Gets Crushed by a Train
It's official. People in the Netherlands are just as stupid as everybody else on the planet.
A video uploaded to YouTube yesterday shows surveillance footage from a Dutch train station in 2011 in which a woman had to duck back under a crossing arm to avoid being smoked by an oncoming train.
According to Huffington Post, Dutch railway company ProRail decided to air the old footage to warn people about the dangers of ducking under crossing arms, which we're assuming would begin with something like "You're going to get run over by a train."
No word on why the woman was in such a hurry to get across the tracks. We'll assume that if it was because she needed to use the can, it was no longer an issue after that scare.
Here's a better video to watch over and over and over: Kate Upton Looks Great Weightless
A video uploaded to YouTube yesterday shows surveillance footage from a Dutch train station in 2011 in which a woman had to duck back under a crossing arm to avoid being smoked by an oncoming train.
According to Huffington Post, Dutch railway company ProRail decided to air the old footage to warn people about the dangers of ducking under crossing arms, which we're assuming would begin with something like "You're going to get run over by a train."
No word on why the woman was in such a hurry to get across the tracks. We'll assume that if it was because she needed to use the can, it was no longer an issue after that scare.
Here's a better video to watch over and over and over: Kate Upton Looks Great Weightless
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