Getting blackout drunk, taking down the fattest chick on campus and waking up in a puddle of each others' vomit used to be considered a pretty bad night.
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But odds are Brian McCurren would consider that an awesome adventure compared to what happened to him last weekend.
According to WSBT, the intoxicated 19-year-old University of Notre Dame student had an epic case of the munchies last Saturday night and broke into a local business named Therapeutic Indulgence, using a 100-pound flower pot to get through the front door.
But Therapeutic Indulgence is a spa, not a store that sells fine chocolates or pot brownies like its name suggests. So once he was inside, McCurren used a hammer to dig through drywall to get to a room that might actually have some grub.
The only room that fit the bill was the second-floor kitchen, where authorities say McCurren nuked half of a box of Hot Pockets in the microwave, cooked macaroni and cheese on the oven, and passed out on a table while eating Drumsticks.
Besides raiding the kitchen, McCurren was also responsible for thousands of dollars worth of damage after destroying lamps and furniture as well as spraying a fire extinguisher in four different rooms.
He has been charged with burglary, vandalism and underage drinking.
And if you're wondering, the answer is yes, there is a pizza shop less than two blocks away, named Barnaby's.
Hey, at least he didn't have sex with the Hot Pockets: Dude Has Sex With Hot Pocket
But odds are Brian McCurren would consider that an awesome adventure compared to what happened to him last weekend.
According to WSBT, the intoxicated 19-year-old University of Notre Dame student had an epic case of the munchies last Saturday night and broke into a local business named Therapeutic Indulgence, using a 100-pound flower pot to get through the front door.
But Therapeutic Indulgence is a spa, not a store that sells fine chocolates or pot brownies like its name suggests. So once he was inside, McCurren used a hammer to dig through drywall to get to a room that might actually have some grub.
The only room that fit the bill was the second-floor kitchen, where authorities say McCurren nuked half of a box of Hot Pockets in the microwave, cooked macaroni and cheese on the oven, and passed out on a table while eating Drumsticks.
Besides raiding the kitchen, McCurren was also responsible for thousands of dollars worth of damage after destroying lamps and furniture as well as spraying a fire extinguisher in four different rooms.
He has been charged with burglary, vandalism and underage drinking.
And if you're wondering, the answer is yes, there is a pizza shop less than two blocks away, named Barnaby's.
Hey, at least he didn't have sex with the Hot Pockets: Dude Has Sex With Hot Pocket
