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This Girl is Way Better at Picking Up Girls Than Most Guys

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What happens when an attractive girl approaches other attractive girls and hits on them? A lot of good stuff, apparently. Perhaps it's because most young women are not used to being complimented by other good-looking women, or maybe it's just because they're more open to new things, but the girl in the video has a pretty high success rate at scoring numbers. Men, take note.

 

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This Is The Worst 'Wheel of Fortune' Contestant of All Time

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If you get uncomfortable when watching other people fail, you should definitely look away, because this is the most cringe-worthy game show fail we have ever witnessed. Julian here had three separate chances to solve a 'Wheel of Fortune' puzzle. One with a million dollars on the line, another with a free car at stake and the third with trips to London and Jamaica within his grasp. And he screws up every chance, each in more painstaking fashion than the previous. I'm still trying to figure out which one is the worst, the mispronunciation of "Achilles" or thinking the word "decision" is actually, "dice-spin." (What the hell is a "dice-spin" anyways, Julian?) Oof. This is one stomach-punch life failure that will haunt Julian forever.

H/t Gawker

 

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The Sitcom Premise Generator

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Ever wondered what it's like in the creative departments of those big TV networks? Or maybe you're looking for a dazzling plot arc for your new sitcom script? Either way, we've got you covered.

 

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Kid Unintentionally Helps Drunk Guy Figure Out Gate

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This video might be the perfect metaphor for Monday. The gate is Monday and the seemingly drunk guy trying so desperately to get over it is you. It's actually easier than you think, but the weekend's activities have left you acting a little more idiotic than normal. All you need is a levelheaded individual to give you that boost to get through this one.

 

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Man Who Bullied Disabled Kids Ordered to Hold Embarrassing Sign

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How or why somebody never kicked the ass of a 62-year-old Ohio man who spent the last 15 years harassing his neighbor and her adopted, disabled African-American children is beyond us.

But South Euclid Municipal Court Judge Gayle Williams-Byers has at least administered some payback after sentencing Edmond Aviv to spend five hours at a busy intersection in town holding this sign:

Edmond Aviv sentenced to hold sign that says he bullied disabled kids

According to Huffington Post, Aviv repeatedly tormented his neighbor Sandra Prugh, her husband with dementia, and seven children, several of whom need wheelchairs.

The long list of Aviv's dick moves include smearing dog poop on their wheelchair ramps, calling Prugh a "Monkey Mama," spitting on her, attempting to run down the kids in their wheelchairs, shining a spotlight into their house, and cutting a hole in his garage wall and using a fan to blow kerosene fumes into their backyard.

Aviv's sentence also came with 15 days in jail, seven months of probation, 100 hours of community service, anger management classes, and mental-health counseling.

But the best part of his sentence was making him sit at a busy intersection in a jeans and Asics combo while holding that sign and listening to at least one guy drive by and yell "Douchebag" at him. Hopefully, that was the nicest thing he heard all day.

Speaking of Assholes: If You Like Any Of These Songs, You Are A Total Asshole

 

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Something Tells Us This Guitarist Isn't Actually Playing Her Instrument

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Maybe they hoped that the really hot singer would take our attention away from the fact that the guitarist has obviously never held a guitar before in her life. And it almost worked. Almost. But who cares because she isn't wearing any pants, am I right?

 

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US Airways Tweeted a Photo of a Girl With a Plane in Her Vagina (NSFW)

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Hey, in this day and age of competitive air travel, you have to do whatever it takes to get people to choose your airline.

But we're not exactly sure we want to jump on a US Airways or American Airlines flight anytime soon after somebody associated with the Twitter handle @USAirways retweeted a photo of a 777 crash landing in a woman's vagina twice.

That's right. According to Deadspin (link NSFW), what began as a prank tweet sent to @AmericanAir has now left authorities at both airlines scratching their heads as to how the following picture actually saw the light of day.

US Airways tweets picture of plane in vagina

We'll assume the same idiot is - or was - in charge of both of the partner airlines' handles, as here is the picture that was originally sent to American's Twitter account:

American Airlines tweets picture of plane in vagina

The image remained on US Airways' Twitter account for over 30 minutes before it was replaced by an apology:
Hey, at the very least we can come up with one girl today who'll never be able to run for the Senate.

A model plane surprisingly isn't the weirdest thing a woman has stuck in her vagina this year: The Weirdest Objects People Have Had Sex With

 

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Chapel Hill DJ Fired After Playing 'Blurred Lines'

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Robin Thicke's song "Blurred Lines" sold over 6.5 million copies last year, making it the most popular song of 2013.
DJ fired for playing Blurred Lines
However, a DJ at a local Chapel Hill, N.C., bar has been fired after spinning the jam because one female patron didn't care for the song.

According to UPI, Liz Hawryluk approached the DJ box at Fitzgerald's Saturday night and asked the DJ to stop playing the hit song. At that point, it's unclear if she was asked to leave just the box or the bar entirely, but either way, it didn't sit well with Hawryluk.

While most people enjoy Thicke's catchy little number, there are a select few who believe the song actually "triggers sexual violence." Hawryluk, an intern at the Orange County Rape Crisis Center, was one of those people, saying, ""Fundamentally, all I was aiming to do is create a safe space in the Carolina community."

For the record, there were zero reports of sexual violence while the song was being played that night or at any point of the evening at Fitzgerald's. Nonetheless, management fired the DJ and assured its patrons the song will never be played at their establishment again because of the complaint.

Hawryluk's actions have drawn the ire of many in the online community, including Barstool Sports and The Wire, and her Facebook page has since been deactivated as a result.

6.5 million copies sold versus one complaint. Geez. Let's hope Hawryluk never has a beef with democracy, or we're all screwed.

Learn how the "Blurred Lines" video came to be - Blurred Lines: The Exclusive Oral History Behind the Summer's Biggest Hit

 

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Rock Legend Slash Tells Us His Five Craziest Fan Stories

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This summer two of rock music's biggest icons will be hitting the road together as Aerosmith and Slash will embark on a 20-city tour across the U.S. Slash is also working on his third solo album which should be hitting shelves in September.

We caught up with Slash before he starts the tour to ask him about some of the craziest fan stories he could share with us. After all, when you're that big of an icon, there has to be fans that move past being faithful to being downright obsessed. Here are five of the craziest fan stories he's ever experienced:

1. "A superfan from New York City who had been following Guns N' Roses since its inception showed up on my lawn late one night with a ton of Guns N' Roses merchandise for me to sign."

2. "Back when we played gigs in clubs with no bathrooms we often had to pee in beer bottles. Unwitting fans ended up drinking from those bottles many times."

3. "We have a small handful of fans who follow the band I'm in now across the country and to other countries as well. One guy has been to over 200 shows."

4. "I have had many fans get elaborate tattoos of bands from Guns N' Roses to Snakepit to Velvet Revolver to my current band. They have detailed portraits and band logos."



5. "I love the fans who do the top hat, wig, and sunglasses thing on Halloween. That is the biggest compliment I could personally get, I think."




Catch Slash and Aerosmith live during the "Let Rock Rule" tour in your city on the following dates:

July 10 - Nikon at Jones Beach Theatre - Wantagh, NY
July 13 - McLennan Park - Kitchener, ON
July 16 - Xfinity Center - Mansfield, MA
July 19 - Rock Fest - Cadott, WI
July 22 - Riverbend Music Center - Cincinnati, OH
July 25 - First Midwest Bank Amphitheatre - Tinley Park, IL
July 30 - The Forum - Inglewood, CA
Aug. 02 - MGM Grand Garden Arena - Las Vegas, NV
Aug. 08 - Lake Tahoe Outdoor Arena At Harveys - Stateline, NV
Aug. 13 - Sleep Train Pavilion - Concord, CA
Aug. 16 - The Gorge Amphitheatre - George, WA
Aug. 19 - Pepsi Center - Denver, CO
Aug. 22 - American Airlines Center - Dallas, TX
Aug. 25 - The Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion - Woodlands, TX
Aug. 28 - Phillips Arena - Atlanta, GA
Aug. 31 - Atlantic City Boardwalk Hall - Atlantic City, NJ
Sep. 03 - Prudential Center - Newark, NJ
Sep. 06 - Jiffy Lube Live - Bristow, VA
Sep. 09 - DTE Energy Music Theatre - Clarkston, MI
Sep. 12 - Open Hearth Park - Sydney, NS

 

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Premature Ejaculation Can Apparently Be Treated by Pelvic Floor Exercises

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Listen, I get it. You've got everything under control when it comes to the ladies. But here's a tip to help "your friend" who just can't seem to make the magical moment last in the bedroom.

According to the European Congress of Urology, men who have had lifelong problems with premature ejaculation can correct the issue by performing pelvic floor exercises.
pelvic floor exercises help premature ejaculation
The group released their findings on Monday in Stockholm after a doctor had 40 men between the ages of 19 and 46 do the exercises for 12 weeks. He also had the men record their orgasm times over the same period, and they increased from an average of 31.7 seconds (haha) before the treatment to a whopping 146.2 seconds by the end of it.

Of the 40 men tested, 33 improved their performances over the 12 weeks. Meanwhile, five showed no improvement and two dropped out of the experiment - shall we say - prematurely, after showing early signs of improvement.

Who knew? I mean, to think that all this time I was trying to combat my PE issues by using condoms and sleeping with fat chicks. I guess you learn something new every day.

Of course, having sex with a teddy bear could also help increase your performance time: The Weirdest Objects People Have Had Sex With

 

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12 Restaurant Horror Stories That Will Make You Appreciate a Home-Cooked Meal

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We've all had our fair share of bad dining experiences, but there are some restaurant horror stories that will make you reconsider ever letting anyone else prepare your meals again. Between these stories and terrifying fast food facts, you might just give up food altogether by the end of this.

Bleached Wings at Hooters
If you've ever eaten at Hooters - and if you're a man, of course you have - you're not going to like this next story. Basically, their famous wings we all love so much while eating them but hate about an hour later aren't necessahooters wingsrily made from the finest meat. In fact, sometimes they are made from chicken that is "green and nasty" and smells like a homeless dude who "rolled around in paprika." But, if you throw them in a bucket of water with a little bleach, the problem is solved, according to some Hooters kitchen managers. This could help explain some recent food poisoning stories.

Indian Food With a Side of Corpse Stench
An Indian restaurateur, Jaswinder Singh, was caught by health officials with a dead body in his kitchen. The cafe owner was busy making kebabs while one of his employees was dead on the sofa in the kitchen. This is not to say the kebabs weren't delicious, but after a number of previous health violations - including rodent infestation and spitting and smoking in the preparation area - Singh finally lost his business license for good. Dead bodies is where the line is drawn.

Applebee's Gets Baby Drunk
In 2011, a Michigan Applebee's was reported for serving an underage male. That seems pretty common, but the real surprise is that the minor, Dominic Dill-Reese, was only a 1-year-old and his sippy cup, which was supposed to be filled with apple juice, contained margarita mix from the restaurant. People became suspicious when the boy started laying his head on the table, just before waking up really happy like most kids their first time boozing in public. Dominic blew 0.014 at the hospital and was way over the legal limit to ride his Fisher-Price car home. His parents later sued Applebee's.

Naked Sushi Gone Sideways
A young Asian girl told Vanity Fair about her experience as a naked sushi model. A man she was dating suggested she try it out, saying shenaked sushi model'd be perfect, whatever that means. She went through the trouble of contacting Hirosaki Koko, the caterer of Ambassador Wines and Spirits, to request a job practicing the Japanese art of Nyotaimori, a fancy term for sushi servers lying naked on a table for nearly two hours while a crowd of strange men poke at and eat sushi off of her. Koko agreed and the young inexperienced girl held her toe cramps and lay poised for the entirety of the meal. A week later, the young girl shared the photos with the young man who suggested this in the first place. Come to find out, he hung them on the wall in his restaurant, just after admitting he had pleasured himself to them several times.

Stalker Server
A girl out to dinner at a nice restaurant with her boyfriend gets a random text at the beginning of her meal, telling her she looks nice. The texts continue throughout the meal and finally they decide someone is either playing a prank or being creepy, so they involve management. Come to find out, the young lady had previously applied to the restaurant and filled out an application, listing her information and phone number. One of the employees there had taken her number from the application and started texting her while she was at dinner with her boyfriend. Bold move, busboy.

Italian Snot Rocket
Returning restaurant patrons of a little family-owned neighborhood pizza spot had their usual conversation with the Italian restaurant owner, only this one particular time, the owner stopped mid-conversation to put her (yes, her) index finger to her left nostril and proceeded to blow her snot right onto the floor next to them. She wished them an enjoyable meal and then carried on back to her work. Well, at least she didn't try to shake their hands.

Mexican Drug Lord Serves Memorable Experience
In 2009, Columbus, Ohio, was the center of a news story involving a local Mexican restaurant called El Cora that had a few dining faux pas, including clumps of hair in the salsa, a toothless homeless man bothering people for money at the register and a guy in the bathroom receiving oral. Later, patrons of the joint witnessed a bust by the DEA after a six-month heroin sting operation that resulted in 18 arrests, including the manager of the restaurant for distribution. So yeah, just get take-out next time.
eating a big mac
Classy, Glassy Big Mac
Here's a story that is as equally mysterious as it is horrifying, but it shows how vulnerable all of us are to strangers harmfully tampering with our food. In 2005, an officer of the New York Police Department bit into a Bic Mac full of glass at a McDonald's. It was initially determined that one of the McDonald's employees decided to put several shards of glass into the cop's burger, causing him to severely cut his mouth and sue the fast food franchise. (The employee even confessed.) However, the employee's defense team said the confession was a false one, and accused the cop of planting the glass in his burger himself to win a lawsuit against McDonald's. The employee was eventually acquitted, but the cop did receive some money from a settlement.

Keep the Change, Ya Filthy Animal
A woman visited a Florida Hardee's only to receive both bloody change and blood dripping from her soda cup. Perhaps this is the way people in Florida say "have a nice day" or "would you like fries with that?" Nope, just another way too real restaurant horror story. Needless to say, that Hardee's was cited for the incident.

KFC Stands for "Kidney Failure Chicken"
A woman took her children to a KFC in Colorado, only to have her son catch a possibly deadly case of salmonella, which caused kidney failure and other illnesses in the small child. The boy managed to survive, but the furious mother reported the incident and filed a lawsuit, only to discover the KFC had been cited for several serious violations within the recent months. You just never know.

Deep Frying Oil Explosion
While all of the above stories have to do with horrors for the customers, we must keep in mind that restaurants can be a dangerous place for the cooks and kitchen staff, as well. For instance, if someone spills a can of tomdeep frying oil explosionato paste into a deep fryer and doesn't tell anyone, the next morning when that fryer gets turned on, it will result in an unexpected explosion of hot oil that will leave scars on the staffs' faces. Yikes. And if you think that's bad, check out some more of these frightful kitchen tales.

Fancy New York Restaurant Will Facebook Stalk the Shit Out of You
We've all done it. You meet a new cute girl either at work or out at a bar. You get her name, and then go home to look her up on Facebook or Google her to find out everything you can. After a few minutes, you start to feel a little shameful and guilty. Well, such is not the case at Eleven Madison Park, one of Manhattan's top restaurants. There, Googling and Facebooking all of their guests with reservations is part of their business practice - find out as much personal info as possible, and then cater to their assumed interests (i.e. if they are from Chicago, the restaurant will match them up with a server from Chicago). They think it evokes feelings of being "welcomed home," but it all sounds like the premise for a future horror movie to us.

 

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How to Drink With Class Like a Gentleman

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There comes a time in (almost) every man's life when he leans away from the slurry, sloppy nights of draught beer, painful hangovers and bad decisions, and makes a hard right towards drinking like a classy gentleman. Since notStylish Man Having Drink all of you are there, it's our job to steer the wagon you may have fallen off of in the right direction before it crashes into the neighbors' living room. It starts with what a man drinks, where he drinks it and who he drinks it with. So come along, but grab a cold one first.

Quality Over Quantity

Drinking, for a man in his twenties, can be a blurry, full-time entry-level job that has him convinced the more he drinks, the cooler he'll seem. His twenties also happen to be the most financially unstable years, so it is with great math skill and a light wallet that he reaches for the cheap cargo load of discount bottom-of-the-barrel skunk beer. This elementary routine continues for some time until the late night mistakes, lost security deposits and low standard slumber party guests begin to add up to a lot of drinker's remorse.

It's at this turning point that a man learns to class it up, raise the bar and drink like a gentleman and not just another confused, meathead frat boy. The need for speed becomes less urgent, and suddenly a man finds himself casually enjoying his sophisticated drink because it tastes good and rewards him for a job well done. People start to notice how well he handles himself, and before long, this guy is drinking only his favorite spirits but still partying like a sailor in port without the puke stains or broken amenities to show for it. Now, everyone wants to buy him a drink and enjoy one with him.

Less Is More

As a man moves away from quantity, quality quickly becomes more imperative, especially as his taste buds mature, along with his company. Suddenly, countless shots of Jack Daniels and sugary soda drinks seem less appealing than a nice glass of good whiskey or a well-made craft cocktail. Not to say a classy guy is only the Don Draper-type alone at the end of the bar sipping strong drinks in a fancy suit, waiting to meet your girlfriend's acquaintance. A classy guy drinks what he likes - be it aged scotch or cranberry cocktails - and doesn't let money, crowds or routine influence him. He likes a little of a good, strong drink more than a lot of a sad, bad one.

Suddenly, he finds himself home at a decent hour, well-rested in the morning and sipping coffee rather than Bloody Marys to reverse his woes, reading the paper rather than holding his head in his hands. The days become exciting rather than burdening, and this addicting lifestyle takes hold. The idea of enjoying one's life rather than feeling constantly beat down by it is in full effect.

Atmosphere

At one point or another, a lightbulb usually turns on - an epiphany telling a man he no longer needs to go places he doesn't want to go and spend what little free time he has with people he doesn't much like, doing things he doesn't care for. Maybe it's an age thing - around the latter half of the twenties - or maybe just a building sickness of being around things that hold little meaning. Crowded bro bars, skirt-chasing that offers short-lived smiles and smelly dives smelling of burnt plastic and yesterday's vomit suddenly fade away, and a man realizes he doesn't mind going alone - if that's what it takes - to some place that makes him genuinely happy.
the harbor room playa del rey, bar with jukebox
For the man who visits the same sweat-stained watering hole, it may be time to reach outside the comfort zone for something that sends him home with a little self-respect, rather than a pocketful of remorse and half-eaten chicken wings. A bar with a quality jukebox - typically nothing post 1984 - and an attentive, reputable barkeep who only takes cash and puts it in a real register is the thing to look for. A rare gem that can't hold more drinkers than a single barmaid can handle, not some Americanized franchise that's on every block. It keeps the noise level down, the good conversation flowing and just enough room for anyone to stand up and shake it to a little "Roadhouse Blues," should the moment strike.

You don't need to wear a suit to drink with class; just be confident enough to drink comfortably in a place not covered in peanut shells, knowing you're worth a couple extra bucks each drink.

The Company He Keeps

With whom a man spends his time says more about him than anything he could ever say or drink. The atmosphere usually dictates the night's events and the time to be had, good or bad, but the company he keeps will dictate the atmosphere, because although he may show up with good people, the fellow bar constituents are also his friends for the night. Remember that.

Going to the wrong joint will surround a man with the wrong people - the wrong women especially, and when mother meets Mrs. Wrong, she'll know which type of bars her son has spent his nights in, and she won't bother bragging about her honor roll student again. That sticker will come right off the bumper of her sedan, and eventually there will be a bloodshot morning of waking up in a stranger's living room only to realize you're that 45-year-old guy who's been doing beer bongs with guys young enough to be your sons. Don't become that man, have a little respect for yourself and order from the top shelf, gentlemen.

Also, don't forget to leave a good tip.

 

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