The editors and writers at CNN.com write a lot of sentences. Thousands of them each day, to be less than exact. Most of them are perfectly fine sentences. These aren't those sentences.
1. "While the campaigns eagerly pursue female voters, there's something that may raise the chances for both presidential candidates that's totally out of their control: women's ovulation cycles."
2. "'And I swear that I don't have a gun.' - Kurt Cobain, "Come As You Are" Despite the pledge in those lyrics that went around the world in the early 1990s, police in Seattle say that Kurt Cobain did have at least one gun."
3. "For anyone holding out hope of Pluto being reinstated as a major planet, you should probably do as they say in the movie 'Frozen' and 'let it go.'"
4. "Quick - name a planet with rings. Easy, right?"
5. "I count 105 football movies on Wikipedia's 'list of sports films.'"
6. "Clearly, Jesus was sexy."
7. "The art of preparing, stuffing and mounting animal skins is called taxidermy."
8. "There's a classic rap song from the early 1990s called 'It Was a Good Day' where Ice Cube chronicles 24 hours of peace and happiness on the otherwise rough and dangerous streets of South Central Los Angeles."
9. "The snooze alarm might make you late or kill your plans to exercise, but it doesn't ruin your day."
10. "Has Sarah Palin jumped the shark? Experts say no."
1. Natty Ice
2. Rolling Rock
3. Schlitz
4. Keystone Light
5. Lone Star
6. Stroh's
7. Genesee Cream Ale
8. Busch 
