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12 Freaky Stories Of People Playing With Ouija Boards
Even if you don't believe in ghosts or spirits, you have to admit that Ouija Boards are pretty creepy. I remember when they used to sell them at toy stores and I was always too terrified to even go near them. Why would a kid want to pretend to communicate with the dead? Nonetheless, there are brave others that had no problem playing with them. A discussion broke out on Reddit about the creepiest things people had experienced while messing with a Ouija Board. Here are some of the freakiest we could find.
1. JakeNichols
I got a call from my cousin who said that he, his brother, his dad, and his best friend were using an Ouija in their basement. Prior to starting they took a large porcelain doll out of the room because it was creepy and placed it in an adjacent room face down on a pile of towels.
My cousin took a short break because the board was just spouting nonsense and he went to take a shit. His dad and brother and friend started asking the board questions without him, one of the questions was who is in the other room? It just started spouting random numbers and when my cousin came back into the room his brother said that it wasn't working that they were going to put it away and he showed him the answer to the last question he asked and he said "dude that's my social security number!, then they started to talk to whatever started spewing answers out, it told my cousin he would die in the air force. At this point they tell the entity they are communicating with to prove itself. It then spelled out the word "DOLL" and they were like wtf.
They opened the door to check on the porcelain doll they had laid in the other room and when they opened the door the doll was standing up right in front of the door staring right at them. Everyone freaked and ran out of the house. His best friend burned the Ouija Board and I think he temporarily went nuts for a few months. My cousin for some reason joined the air force and is on a base in Europe now.
2. The Power Failed
I was about 12 or 13 spending the night at a friend's house, goofing around with the Ouija board with him & his sister and we were getting all sorts of gibberish plus words spelled out, just kind of scaring ourselves for fun not taking it very seriously when we got the message "I can see you through the window" and then "I can see you through his eyes" or something like that...there was just a small window in the basement room where we were, and just the back yard and woods past the driveway visible through that window...we asked it more questions and it said "I'm under the car" so we somehow got up the nerve to go out with a flashlight and peer under the car, where we saw a huge black stray cat which was hissing.
We ran inside freaking out and at that exact moment the power failed and all the lights in the house went out. We just about actually shit ourselves. Few minutes later the power came back and we sat up till dawn that night scared and never played with the board again.
3. Mathari
My wife and I had some unexplained things going on in the house we were renting. So we got a board so we could try to figure out what we were dealing with. Bad idea. The board was just a standard plain board. We used it one night to speak with (hopefully) our spirit. What we didn't realize is that Ouija boards open the door for anything to come through and speak. The looking piece flew off the board near the end of our session and we had no real answers to anything we were speaking with something, but it was very evasive with its answers. Things got worse in the house and we eventually broke our lease and moved...Radios and TVs going on by themselves water running, after the board though things got bad. Voices, moving objects, and my wife says that I got possessed one night, but I can't validate that as I was asleep.
4. Lenoresden
My friend and I were about 14 or 15. She had a Ouija board that we used quite often. (I always thought she was pushing it for the fun factor, I never took it to seriously) One night we started, and it was about 9 pm we started getting very strange sayings, none of them I can remember 27 years later) and we got a name. Although the name I have forgotten over the years, it said he was from Malaysia. He was here to protect us. (I do remember that much) The next thing we know its 7a.m! It was like we blinked and the sun was up. It was VERY freaky. We LOST 10 HOURS of our life. Neither of us remembered anything about it. We were just sitting there at the table staring at each other like "WTF HAPPENED" To bad we didn't have a 3rd person there to tell us. She would never use it again, I did, but I never had that happen again.
5. Regnistel
My friend had mentioned that she had one, so I asked her to pull the board out so I could check it out. At first she said no, but then agreed to do it as long as she didn't have to participate. After she had the board set up I asked "Is there anyone in here"....nothing. So, being a dumb teenager I said, "If anything is in here and not talking, you're a coward". The board was put away after that.
Fast forward about a week later and have me sleeping upstairs on my couch. I wake up on a stereotypical "Stormy Night". Thunder and lightning, wind and rain, the works. I look around to see why I woke up and couldn't see a thing, and decide to try and fall back asleep. After laying there for about 30s I hear from downstairs "Get the boy" in a very raspy, wispy voice. I open my eyes and listen......nothing. Start to go back to sleep..."GET THE BOY", it was MUCH louder this time. Then my downstairs door SLAMS shut. I freak the fuck out because nobody slept down there and we had no drafts.
6. Never Again
I have no evidence, and I do not care if you don't believe me. I've used a board with results, and let something into my home. And have been physically assaulted by this entity.
It started out with that feeling like you're being watched, and doors closing, and footsteps on the hardwood when you were home alone. And progressed slowly into being kept awake by something shaking the bed, or pulling off your covers. Sometimes even whispering your name. The board would disappear for days on end, then show up in places you never would have put it. I became obsessed with it. Then it was a black mass in the corner of the room. Or the silhouette of a man watching you from the doorway. After that it escalated pretty quickly. I had my hair pulled. Fingers pricked. Scratched. Choked. Held down in bed while this thing whispered in my ear in what could have only been Latin....
We had our house blessed and the bad thing hasn't shown back up. Just the normal occurrences now. But I will never again play with one of those boards.
7. Scorpent
I was staying at a hotel with friends in northern Ontario for a chess tournament. Geeky I know. Can't exactly remember the town. Anyway, we were looking for some thrills at night and someone busted out a board. One of those official ones you can get from Toys'R'Us. We asked a few questions I can't remember but I will never forget when we asked if it knew if any of us was going to die. Yeah I know strange question to ask. Uh so it spelled out a persons name that was with us at the time. Then a date, which was approximately a year later. My friend died a year later from cancer in his knee. He knew about it 6 months before he died. To this day I am still curious about the device but damned if I'll ever touch it again.
8. Proof
Only did it once when I was like 17. In a roomful of people and one kid said something like "this is all fake, I need pr...." before he finished the word "proof" the lights in the entire house went off. If that was a coincidence, it was the oddest one I've ever seen. No one else was in the house and the fuse box was buried in the back of a closet. The kid's dad had to come home and turn it back on, said it never happened before (entire circuit tripped).
9. BackInOmNomNam
Perfect story. 100% true. About 15 years ago, my sister had some friends over one night. They were in the basement watching some scary movie. They had an Ouija board. They started cussing at it and calling it "shit" and "fucking fake". It stopped responding so they began watching the movie again.
All of a sudden, all the lights and electricity goes out. They start screaming. Then the TV comes on all static and is blaring noises. They were yelling and crying. Then, the TV shuts off and comes back on to just a black screen. The words " this is not a game anymore" roll across the screen in all white. After that, the TV shuts off and they are in complete darkness. They run out of the house.
Afterwards, they go back to the house and our dog hid and when they found it, all it did was bark and look very angry at them.
Insane.
10. Darebirth
Doing the board with six or seven people, only one of my friends knows Latin and he is not touching the oracle, the contact starts speaking to us in Latin. This same friend later pulled his hand back from the oracle having received what looked like a small scratch on his wrist, not bleeding but bright red as if fresh. His girlfriend at the time was plagued by a contact they had made and would wake with strange bruises on her legs.
11. Overdosebluebaby
My mum has warned me against using them due to her own experience: she used one at a friend's house when she was young.
Nothing of consequence happened during the use of the board, yet she noted that whatever ghost they were 'chatting' with seemed to be violent and have it in for her. She shrugged it off and left in her car.
On the way home, she hit and gruesomely killed a horse which 'appeared out of nowhere', running at her car. In the middle of a city. In the afternoon.
12. TheGateCleaner
When I was about 14 my best friend had a sleep over birthday party. Being the silly little girls we were we decided to make a Ouija board to use, not really knowing any of the rules like making it say goodbye. After an hour or so I wandered off to read some tarot cards and watch the rest of the Exorcist with the other couple of girls who didn't want to commune with spirits. (Rereading that last sentence I sound like such a stereotype. I still use tarot cards though so I never grew out of this phase it seems.)
Here's were it got weird. After I left the spirit talking to my friends changed. As in it switched to a different spirit altogether. His name was Max and he was looking for me. I've never known a Max in my life. My friends yelled out what he was saying as it moved and I was writing off as them teasing me until he started giving them information about me that no one at that party knew. Things about minor abuse I was facing and other little things.
That freaked me out right out. I begged for them to stop playing, even after Max tried to convince me that he was not trying to hurt me. My friends were awesome and stopped playing before I started crying and I thought that was the end of it.
The next time a Ouija board came out was the next year and only one girl from the original party was among the group. We were baking a cake so when the buzzer went off she and I headed up to take it out of the oven. When we got back to the group another girl turned to me and asked 'Who's Max?' Apparently he's stuck around after that first time. If my friends want to use a Ouija board they don't invite me over unless they want to speak to Max. He's always around.
A few times in my life I've heard a voice call out my name. it usually makes me stop for a minute, no more but at least twice had I not stopped I would have been in the path of a car going to fast to stop before it would have hit me. I strongly believe Max has stuck around to be helpful but had we not pulled out that Ouija board I would have never known about him.
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NBC Nightly News Anchor Brian Williams Raps Snoop Dogg's "Gin and Juice"
Brian Williams is one of the most respected news anchors in television. He is also one gangsta-ass G. If you don't believe us, just check out this amazing "cover" of Snoop Dogg's classic "Gin and Juice." The editing geniuses over at "The Tonight Show" with Jimmy Fallon chopped together a bunch of footage of Williams reporting on primetime news stories and turned it into the most hardcore rap you will ever hear at a news desk. This just gets more enjoyable with repeat viewings.
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Wedding Planning: A Handy Guide to the Seating Chart
Wedding season is coming up, and if you're one of the "lucky" couples out there involved in the wedding planning process, you are probably close to losing your marbles right about now. However, one particular detail that you can stop worrying about is the seating chart for your reception. By simply using the guide below, you can group your guest list into the appropriate categories and voilà -- one more thing to check off the list. You're welcome, and congrats on your upcoming nuptials.
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10 Amazing Facts You Never Knew You Wanted To Know About Vomiting
Because of the rousing success of the post on everything you ever wanted to know about pooping, I'm coming right back at you with serious facts about the expulsion of gross matter from the body's other major cavity: the mouth. In other words, this post about vomiting is your fault.
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Before I get down to the bizarre (some people get sexually aroused by vomiting) and entertaining (there's human spew on the moon) facts about vomiting, I want to touch briefly on its physiology, symptoms and causes. If you're not interested in the science, skip on down to the rest.
Like other bodily processes, vomiting is the result of a complex bodily response to stimuli in which the central nervous system relays signals that lead to coordinated respiratory, gastrointestinal and abdominal muscle expulsive actions. The great upchuck process is often divided into three stages: nausea, retching and then the main event -- vomiting aka "emesis." We all know what nausea feels like. Sweaty hell. Retching refers to involuntary efforts to vomit -- contractions of the abdominal muscles, chest wall and diaphragm, and possibly dry heaving.
There's a myriad of causes of vomiting -- including excessive alcohol consumption, bowel obstructions, food poisoning, motion sickness, severe pain and psychogenic stimuli, e.g. nauseating sights and odors. Eventually, the body forces gastric and often small intestinal contents up and out, leaving a smelly puddle of ... stuff on the ground or in a bag or in the toilet of some bar.
Speaking of smell, here we go:
1. Parmesan Cheese, or Vomit?
In a study conducted by Dr. Rachel Herz of Brown University, many people couldn't distinguish the smell between vomit and parmesan cheese. (Both contain butyric acid -- the main smell of vomit.) "I gave them a smell that was just a chemical combination and I said this is parmesan cheese," Herz said. "And people said, oh, I love this. I would eat it and it's great and so forth. And then, I gave them the exact same chemical combination and I told them this time that it was vomit, and they were completely horrified. They wouldn't go near it. They wouldn't even believe that it was the same smell." Something to keep in mind next time you're thinking about spicing up a plate of pasta.
2. Projectile vomiting
The good news with projectile vomiting is that it occurs abruptly, often before a person experiences nausea. The bad news is that it's often the result of a gastric outlet obstruction, which can result from the ingestion of a foreign body, but it may also be a sign of a serious underlying condition such as increased intracranial pressure.
Nevertheless, projectile vomiting can be quite humorous! Watch.
3. "Emetophilia" is a vomit fetish
Emetophilia is a paraphilia (intense sexual arousal) in which a person is turned on by vomiting or by watching others upchuck. Recall the famous video "2 Girls 1 Cup"! I'm not allowed to embed that but here's another visual for you:
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Does that do anything for you? The woman on the left seems to be enjoying herself. People with emetophilia may get off on vomiting alone, with a friend, on a friend, maybe by seeing or hearing someone vomit.
4. The time a Phillies fan assaulted a young girl with vomit
At Citizens Bank Park in 2010, a 21-year-old man pulled the trigger and threw up all over an 11-year-old girl, the daughter of an off-duty cop who was with her. "He leaned over and put two fingers down his throat" the officer said, and "started vomiting on us."
The offender, dubbed "Pukémon," pleaded guilty to charges including harassment and was sentenced to up to three months in jail and community service. As far as horrible things at the ballpark go, there's (1) excessive heckling at about a seven, (2) an adult stealing the baseball caught by a kid then celebrating at a 10, and in a different undefinable stratosphere, there's (3) intentionally puking on a young girl. Unreal.
5. There's human vomit on the moon
Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin left more than 100 items on the moon, including a bag of vomit! Often unmanned lunar missions end with a crash landing on the moon -- with lots of trash in tow. By the Atlantic's recent count, that junk over the years includes 96 bags of urine, feces and vomit. Put another way, we've shit all over the moon.
6. People will pay a lot of money for rare whale vomit
Certainly vomit on a beach is not rare but last year Madge the dog found some whale vomit -- a rare beach find -- and valuable, ironically, because the substance produced by sperm whales is used in perfume. "It's worth so much because of its particular properties," Andrew Kitchner of the National Museum of Scotland told BBC. "It's a very important base for perfumes and it's hard to find any artificial substitute for it. Over time it becomes a much sweeter smell as it oxidises, but initially it doesn't smell very nice."
Madge's 7-pound score managed to fetch her owner and offer of -- wait for it -- $70,000. Who needs a metal detector at the beach when you can have a whale vomit-smelling dog?
7. The color of puke
If someone throws up due to overeating or drinking too much booze or a related cause, the hue of the spew (a soul-crushing rhyme, I'm sorry) will be dictated by whatever food or beverage the person recently consumed. But when other colors enter the fold, or colors different from what someone had eaten, there may be something dangerous lurking. Bright red color may indicate bleeding in the esophagus; darker red may result from gastrointestinal bleeding, maybe from an ulcer. Meanwhile yellow or green vomit suggests bile, a fluid produced in the liver. This post just got a little dark (pun was not intended, I swear), so let's bring it back to the goofy...
8. The time President George H.W. Bush vomited at a Japanese banquet
The year was 1992 at a banquet hosted by the then-Prime Minister of Japan, Kiichi Miyazawa. The culprit was a gastrointestinal illness that caused Bush to turn white, slump over and vomit into a napkin held by the First lady. Some of the vomit may have even landed on Miyazawa. All in all, it was a pretty messy, embarrassing event. But shit happens, and that includes vomiting at a table in front of 135 diplomats at a Japanese banquet. Nevertheless, it became a moment that defined Bush to the Japanese, who coined the term "Bushu-suru," which means, "to do the Bush thing." Use it in a sentence please, Urban Dictionary: "I'm gonna bushusuru all over your pretty new shoes." Saturday Night Live had a field day with it, too, and you can catch that in the video here that follows footage of the actual incident.
9. It happens to the best of them: Matt Ryan edition
After leading Boston College to a thrilling fourth-quarter comeback against No. 8 seeded Virginia Tech in 2007, Ryan lost his lunch on the sideline. "I guess I was a little excited," Ryan said. "I wasn't feeling good and I just lost it for a second there." The takeaway is, vomiting is only cool if you're the winning quarterback (see: Donovan McNabb)
10. The truth about Roman vomitoriums
You've probably heard the urban legend that during ancient Roman feasts, revelers would enter vomitoriums where they threw up in vomitoriums in order to make room for more gorging. Well, vomitoriums did exist, but the term actually refers to large passageways in amphitheaters or stadiums allowing big crowds to enter and exit en masse.
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The Straight Dope's Cecil Adams explains that Romans were not shy of vomiting and may have pulled the trigger intentionally during feasts. But -- they did not congregate for puking in vomitoriums. Which isn't to say that a room dedicated to festive puking is a fine idea -- particularly if you like to dabble in emetophilia -- it's just that the Romans didn't have those rooms.
Before I get down to the bizarre (some people get sexually aroused by vomiting) and entertaining (there's human spew on the moon) facts about vomiting, I want to touch briefly on its physiology, symptoms and causes. If you're not interested in the science, skip on down to the rest.
Like other bodily processes, vomiting is the result of a complex bodily response to stimuli in which the central nervous system relays signals that lead to coordinated respiratory, gastrointestinal and abdominal muscle expulsive actions. The great upchuck process is often divided into three stages: nausea, retching and then the main event -- vomiting aka "emesis." We all know what nausea feels like. Sweaty hell. Retching refers to involuntary efforts to vomit -- contractions of the abdominal muscles, chest wall and diaphragm, and possibly dry heaving.
There's a myriad of causes of vomiting -- including excessive alcohol consumption, bowel obstructions, food poisoning, motion sickness, severe pain and psychogenic stimuli, e.g. nauseating sights and odors. Eventually, the body forces gastric and often small intestinal contents up and out, leaving a smelly puddle of ... stuff on the ground or in a bag or in the toilet of some bar.
Speaking of smell, here we go:
1. Parmesan Cheese, or Vomit?
In a study conducted by Dr. Rachel Herz of Brown University, many people couldn't distinguish the smell between vomit and parmesan cheese. (Both contain butyric acid -- the main smell of vomit.) "I gave them a smell that was just a chemical combination and I said this is parmesan cheese," Herz said. "And people said, oh, I love this. I would eat it and it's great and so forth. And then, I gave them the exact same chemical combination and I told them this time that it was vomit, and they were completely horrified. They wouldn't go near it. They wouldn't even believe that it was the same smell." Something to keep in mind next time you're thinking about spicing up a plate of pasta.
2. Projectile vomiting
The good news with projectile vomiting is that it occurs abruptly, often before a person experiences nausea. The bad news is that it's often the result of a gastric outlet obstruction, which can result from the ingestion of a foreign body, but it may also be a sign of a serious underlying condition such as increased intracranial pressure.
Nevertheless, projectile vomiting can be quite humorous! Watch.
3. "Emetophilia" is a vomit fetish
Emetophilia is a paraphilia (intense sexual arousal) in which a person is turned on by vomiting or by watching others upchuck. Recall the famous video "2 Girls 1 Cup"! I'm not allowed to embed that but here's another visual for you:
Does that do anything for you? The woman on the left seems to be enjoying herself. People with emetophilia may get off on vomiting alone, with a friend, on a friend, maybe by seeing or hearing someone vomit.
4. The time a Phillies fan assaulted a young girl with vomit
At Citizens Bank Park in 2010, a 21-year-old man pulled the trigger and threw up all over an 11-year-old girl, the daughter of an off-duty cop who was with her. "He leaned over and put two fingers down his throat" the officer said, and "started vomiting on us."
The offender, dubbed "Pukémon," pleaded guilty to charges including harassment and was sentenced to up to three months in jail and community service. As far as horrible things at the ballpark go, there's (1) excessive heckling at about a seven, (2) an adult stealing the baseball caught by a kid then celebrating at a 10, and in a different undefinable stratosphere, there's (3) intentionally puking on a young girl. Unreal.
5. There's human vomit on the moon
Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin left more than 100 items on the moon, including a bag of vomit! Often unmanned lunar missions end with a crash landing on the moon -- with lots of trash in tow. By the Atlantic's recent count, that junk over the years includes 96 bags of urine, feces and vomit. Put another way, we've shit all over the moon.
6. People will pay a lot of money for rare whale vomit
Certainly vomit on a beach is not rare but last year Madge the dog found some whale vomit -- a rare beach find -- and valuable, ironically, because the substance produced by sperm whales is used in perfume. "It's worth so much because of its particular properties," Andrew Kitchner of the National Museum of Scotland told BBC. "It's a very important base for perfumes and it's hard to find any artificial substitute for it. Over time it becomes a much sweeter smell as it oxidises, but initially it doesn't smell very nice."
Madge's 7-pound score managed to fetch her owner and offer of -- wait for it -- $70,000. Who needs a metal detector at the beach when you can have a whale vomit-smelling dog?
7. The color of puke
If someone throws up due to overeating or drinking too much booze or a related cause, the hue of the spew (a soul-crushing rhyme, I'm sorry) will be dictated by whatever food or beverage the person recently consumed. But when other colors enter the fold, or colors different from what someone had eaten, there may be something dangerous lurking. Bright red color may indicate bleeding in the esophagus; darker red may result from gastrointestinal bleeding, maybe from an ulcer. Meanwhile yellow or green vomit suggests bile, a fluid produced in the liver. This post just got a little dark (pun was not intended, I swear), so let's bring it back to the goofy...
8. The time President George H.W. Bush vomited at a Japanese banquet
The year was 1992 at a banquet hosted by the then-Prime Minister of Japan, Kiichi Miyazawa. The culprit was a gastrointestinal illness that caused Bush to turn white, slump over and vomit into a napkin held by the First lady. Some of the vomit may have even landed on Miyazawa. All in all, it was a pretty messy, embarrassing event. But shit happens, and that includes vomiting at a table in front of 135 diplomats at a Japanese banquet. Nevertheless, it became a moment that defined Bush to the Japanese, who coined the term "Bushu-suru," which means, "to do the Bush thing." Use it in a sentence please, Urban Dictionary: "I'm gonna bushusuru all over your pretty new shoes." Saturday Night Live had a field day with it, too, and you can catch that in the video here that follows footage of the actual incident.
9. It happens to the best of them: Matt Ryan edition
After leading Boston College to a thrilling fourth-quarter comeback against No. 8 seeded Virginia Tech in 2007, Ryan lost his lunch on the sideline. "I guess I was a little excited," Ryan said. "I wasn't feeling good and I just lost it for a second there." The takeaway is, vomiting is only cool if you're the winning quarterback (see: Donovan McNabb)
10. The truth about Roman vomitoriums
You've probably heard the urban legend that during ancient Roman feasts, revelers would enter vomitoriums where they threw up in vomitoriums in order to make room for more gorging. Well, vomitoriums did exist, but the term actually refers to large passageways in amphitheaters or stadiums allowing big crowds to enter and exit en masse.
The Straight Dope's Cecil Adams explains that Romans were not shy of vomiting and may have pulled the trigger intentionally during feasts. But -- they did not congregate for puking in vomitoriums. Which isn't to say that a room dedicated to festive puking is a fine idea -- particularly if you like to dabble in emetophilia -- it's just that the Romans didn't have those rooms.
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Van Catches Fire While Inside a Lion Enclosure
That has to be the exact opposite of winning the lottery.
What was supposed to be the safari portion of their Good Friday quickly turned into an adventure when a woman and her two sons were forced to flee their burning van while they were inside the lion enclosure at the Longleat Safari & Adventure Park in Wiltshire, England.
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Miraculously, nobody was injured or eaten, even though witnesses told the BBC a group of lions less than 100 yards away looked "interested." It's even more amazing when you consider the park had to destroy six lions due to violence a little more than two months ago.
Once Helen Clements and her two young boys realized their van was on fire, they jumped out of the vehicle. But as park rangers ran toward the burning van, they were yelling for the family to get back inside of it.
Say what?
Fortunately for the family, it wasn't necessary as a park vehicle pulled up within seconds and rescued them from what would have qualified as one of the top ten worst ways to die.
And fortunately for the rest of us, somebody decided to film the burning vehicle instead of getting out to help the family in distress.
We almost had to adjust this list: 10 Extremely Bizarre Ways to Die
What was supposed to be the safari portion of their Good Friday quickly turned into an adventure when a woman and her two sons were forced to flee their burning van while they were inside the lion enclosure at the Longleat Safari & Adventure Park in Wiltshire, England.
Miraculously, nobody was injured or eaten, even though witnesses told the BBC a group of lions less than 100 yards away looked "interested." It's even more amazing when you consider the park had to destroy six lions due to violence a little more than two months ago.
Once Helen Clements and her two young boys realized their van was on fire, they jumped out of the vehicle. But as park rangers ran toward the burning van, they were yelling for the family to get back inside of it.
Say what?
Fortunately for the family, it wasn't necessary as a park vehicle pulled up within seconds and rescued them from what would have qualified as one of the top ten worst ways to die.
And fortunately for the rest of us, somebody decided to film the burning vehicle instead of getting out to help the family in distress.
We almost had to adjust this list: 10 Extremely Bizarre Ways to Die
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Animals Stuck In Unfortunate Situations
The quality Facebook page Animals stuck in odd places but don't seem to mind has brought it to our attention than when animals get stuck in unfortunate situations, the resulting photos are usually hilarious. As the title suggests, none of these animals are really in any danger. It's actually their matter-of-fact facial expressions that make these photos even funnier.
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A Guide To Impressing Girls on First Dates
Like skinning a cat, there are many different ways to woo a lady on a first date. Some (like taking her to a nice restaurant, all expenses paid) are more successful than others (like taking her to Taco Bell so she can buy you 2 Chalupas.)
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11 Shocking Facts About the World's Biggest Brands
Have you ever wondered if Google was always called Google? Do you assume McDonald's first menu item was a hamburger? Do you ponder why Facebook is predominantly blue in color? If you answered 'yes' to any of these questions, prepare to be surprised and amused, as some of the world's biggest and most recognized brands have fun facts about them that you can tell your friends and look really smart. And even if you think you know it all, I can almost guarantee you don't know what Google was originally called...yet.
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Man Says He Has 'Hep C' After Spitting Blood in Cop's Face
Well, if they were going to let him off with just a warning, it seems rather improbable now.
Anthony J. Hopkins is in deep shit after he spit blood in a police officer's face and told him he had Hepatitis C during his latest arrest. Saying he was going to kill the officer and his family probably won't help the situation either.
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According to The Indy Channel, the 27-year-old Indiana man has been charged with two misdemeanors and two felonies as a result of his actions, including battery by bodily waste.
Police were originally responding to a fight at 5:30 in the morning on April 12 and were told by witnesses that Hopkins had fled the scene. After K-9 officers found him hiding in the basement of a nearby house, their human counterparts moved in to throw cuffs on him.
But Hopkins fought the arresting officers "tooth and nail" and eventually spit blood into one cop's face and mouth, at which point he told him:
Fuck you, I hope you die. I hope you get Hep C and give it to your wife and kids. Once I get out of here, I'm going to kill you and your family.
While his .16 BAC revealed he was hammered, it's still unclear if Hopkins really has Hep C. What is clear, however, is that he's a huge asshole.
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Anthony J. Hopkins is in deep shit after he spit blood in a police officer's face and told him he had Hepatitis C during his latest arrest. Saying he was going to kill the officer and his family probably won't help the situation either.
According to The Indy Channel, the 27-year-old Indiana man has been charged with two misdemeanors and two felonies as a result of his actions, including battery by bodily waste.
Police were originally responding to a fight at 5:30 in the morning on April 12 and were told by witnesses that Hopkins had fled the scene. After K-9 officers found him hiding in the basement of a nearby house, their human counterparts moved in to throw cuffs on him.
But Hopkins fought the arresting officers "tooth and nail" and eventually spit blood into one cop's face and mouth, at which point he told him:
Fuck you, I hope you die. I hope you get Hep C and give it to your wife and kids. Once I get out of here, I'm going to kill you and your family.
While his .16 BAC revealed he was hammered, it's still unclear if Hopkins really has Hep C. What is clear, however, is that he's a huge asshole.
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Behati Prinsloo & Fellow Angels Pose for Michael Bay-Directed Commercial
Behati Prinsloo and a few of the Victoria's Secret Angels - Adriana Lima, Lily Aldridge, Alessandra Ambrosio and Lais Ribeiro - get down to their undies for a Michael Bay-driven lingerie commercial. The filming took place in an industrial building in Miami Beach for the lingerie giant's summer collection of Body by Victoria. The colorful ladies' line of bras and underwear comes alive with the big budget look of Michael Bay at the helm of this sexy Victoria's Secret video shoot. Behati has been an Angel for nearly five years, and if you ask us, she's still doing a damn fine job.
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Watch This Jerk Cop Trip Students Celebrating State Title
According to the Statesman, when the Vandegrift High School girls soccer team won the Texas Class 4A championship game on Saturday, they not only won the school's first team title, but also became the first area school to "win a championship in a sport that has been sanctioned by the University Interscholastic League" since 1983.
Naturally, the Vandegrift student fan base was pretty pumped after witnessing something that hadn't happened in 31 years, and most of them made their way onto the field to celebrate with the team.
We say most of them, because one poor bastard didn't make it all the way out there after being tripped by a police officer intentionally at the eight-second mark of this video.
Oh, but Georgetown police officer George Bermudez wasn't satisfied with just taking down a kid whose only crime was wearing a white visor and pink shorts combo. He also attempted to trip a high school girl before bear-hugging another student and shoving another girl at the very end of the video.
Luckily, there wasn't a kid in a wheelchair he could have pushed over, as well.
Bermudez was named Georgetown's "Officer of the Year" last year, sadly. We're unsure what he did to earn that honor, but we wouldn't be surprised if it was for using a Taser gun on an elderly woman who didn't use the crosswalk.
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Sexy Surfer Anastasia Ashley is the Latest Carl's Jr. Girl
Anastasia Ashley -- what a name, and what a body. She came to prominence after a video of her twerking while warming up went viral. Most recently, she took part in a photo shoot for Carl's Jr., and though she hasn't been officially announced as the company's next burger-hottie, the winds are definitely moving in her direction. If that were to happen, Anastasia Ashley would join a distinguished list of other sexy sirens who dig opening their mouths for a big slab of meat. Vegetarian or not, the photos below are something everyone can enjoy.
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10 Kids Stuck In Arcade Claw Machines
Last weekend at an arcade in, wait for it...Florida, a little girl went all Robin Hood on a claw machine. She managed to climb inside and then began to hand out toys to people based on their requests. The funny thing is, she isn't the first kid to pull this off. It happens more regularly than you would think and we have proof. Here are 10 kids who lived every child's dream by getting stuck in arcade claw machines filled with toys, starting with the little Robin Hood herself.
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This kid seems to think if he doesn't move a muscle, no one will notice.
This little guy wouldn't last very long in prison.
Some kids just know when they've hit the jackpot.
I like to be alone when I drink too.
That's the face he probably made when he was told it was time to go home.
The embarrassment was too much for this one.
What a baller.
Forget the stork. Tell your kids this is where they came from.
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If NBA Nickname Jerseys Were Honest
In a desperate attempt to take more money from its fans, the NBA unveiled a bunch of new nickname jerseys this year. The league even forced the players to wear them during real games to drum up sales. It was a gimmick and it pretty much flopped, but we feel it could really take off next year if the NBA made honest nickname jerseys. Are you telling us you wouldn't run out to the store and buy one of these immediately?
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Joakim Noah
Blake Griffin
Carmelo Anthony
Dwight Howard
Anthony Davis
Russell Westbrook
Tim Duncan
Kobe Bryant
Paul George
Kevin Love
Derrick Rose
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Every Airplane Seating Chart Ever
Let's round up 125 different types of people who almost never have any interaction with each other, lock them in a cramped space that forces them to interact, and lift them up 33,000 feet for a couple hours. What could go wrong?
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