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Man Busted Rubbing One Out on a Philadelphia Bus
Here's a pop quiz. The man in this photo was ...
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a) confused because he thought daylight saving time was in June;
b) just asking the woman filming him if she's the person who let one rip;
c) busted masturbating on a Philadelphia bus last Friday.
According to Huffington Post, the correct answer is "c."
A Temple University doctoral student riding a SEPTA bus next to a man punching his clown last Friday posted a video of it to LiveLeak, and it shouldn't take a Ph.D. to figure out that it's NSFW.
In the video, the unidentified student asks the perv, "Are you really going to keep doing that?" She then announces what is going on to other people riding the bus, one of whom asks somebody to hold her baby because she is "about to go off."
The man's defense? You guessed it: He thought the student should have just told him to stop doing it, which of course warranted the response, "Does someone need to tell you not to touch yourself in public on a bus?"
The man got off at the next stop, and by that we mean he just stepped off the bus.
At least Kellen Winslow did it in his own vehicle: Woman Says She Saw Kellen Winslow Jr. Masturbating in a Target Parking Lot
a) confused because he thought daylight saving time was in June;
b) just asking the woman filming him if she's the person who let one rip;
c) busted masturbating on a Philadelphia bus last Friday.
According to Huffington Post, the correct answer is "c."
A Temple University doctoral student riding a SEPTA bus next to a man punching his clown last Friday posted a video of it to LiveLeak, and it shouldn't take a Ph.D. to figure out that it's NSFW.
In the video, the unidentified student asks the perv, "Are you really going to keep doing that?" She then announces what is going on to other people riding the bus, one of whom asks somebody to hold her baby because she is "about to go off."
The man's defense? You guessed it: He thought the student should have just told him to stop doing it, which of course warranted the response, "Does someone need to tell you not to touch yourself in public on a bus?"
The man got off at the next stop, and by that we mean he just stepped off the bus.
At least Kellen Winslow did it in his own vehicle: Woman Says She Saw Kellen Winslow Jr. Masturbating in a Target Parking Lot
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25 Cool Conversation Starters to Make You Sound Smart
Let's face it, you are bad at conversing. Whether you're on a first date, a job interview or meeting your father-in-law for the first time, you need more things to talk about. So here's 25 interesting factoids that will make people think you are smarter and better read than you really are. You're welcome!
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Tree Trimmer Cuts Branch, Branch Fights Back
I have an uncle who didn't graduate high school and now trims trees for a living. Maybe this guy, known to his friends as "Q-Ball," falls into the same category. (And don't worry, this guy tweeted out that he is fine.)
Five guys in a woman's backyard in Hemlock, Michigan, are about to cut a sizable branch from a tree. Since she lives in Hemlock and this is probably the most fun she'll have until her family reunion, she decides to record it.
From the onset, there are so many things in this video that point to something about to go either horribly or hysterically wrong. For starters, Q-Ball is standing pretty much at the very top of the ladder, something I was taught not to do when I was six years old. Or maybe it's the fact that he has to reach the chainsaw over his head, eventually with one hand, in order to remove the branch.
But we'll go with the fact that the title of the video is "Q-Ball flies high in Hemlock" as the best sign that the branch isn't going to be the only thing that is about to hit the ground.
Wow. That was awful. I mean, somebody has to tell this woman you must keep the camera on the action at all times.
Apparently, shovels can be just as dangerous as falling branches: Girl Fight Ends With Thrown Shovel to the Dome
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Why a Girl Friend Makes the Best Girlfriend
Life is cluttered with a random mix of people, but generally, there are only a select few who can win us over, ones we actually want to surround ourselves with. When it comes to the women in your life, it can be difficult to differentiate between a girl who's a friend and a girl who should be a girlfriend, especially when she's someone with whom you enjoy spending time with and is easy on the eyes, perhaps a freak between the sheets - at least tha![guy and girl flirting, girl and guy cheers]()
t's what you've gathered from years of friendly stories about rolls in the hay. Once you realize she's more than just a girl who is a friend, there is a sudden need to make it more without labeling it as such. But that never comes easily, at least not without a price.
Friends Make Great Girlfriends
You can date all the top-shelf talent you like, but there's a good chance none of them can hold a candle to the personality of the lady with whom you're closest friends. Dating a girl long enough to let the honeymoon pass, wild attraction simmer and the quiet evenings together quickly lose their luster - essentially their purpose - will likely leave you wishing you were in the company of someone whose company is invaluable to you, like a friend, who just so happens to be a girl.
Having that rapport with someone is miles higher than having just a physical attraction and a few wild, drunken nights with a quasi-stranger. No matter how hard you try, you won't be able to match the love of a good woman who knows you, the real you, the guy who can't eat tacos before bed, the guy who goes out and drinks whiskey like a hard ass but comes home and secretly lives for cookies and a glass of milk while crying to a sad movie. You can never be comfortable sharing that much with a stranger, at least not without spending a long time together trying to build a friendship, only to eventually scare her off after riding her like a mechanical bull for so long it's gone stale and your neck hurts chronically. You've already got that in a friend; now you just need to overstep your boundaries and make it happen.
The Realization
So how do you get that kind of girlfriend who appreciates the real you? It starts with taking a deep gulp and realizing the only girl you can trust is the one who's already your friend, sitting right next to you, expecting nothing, no strings attached. Clearly the two of you appreciate the important things about one another - the sense of humor, the conversations and the trust - and all that's missing is that physical attraction. But what if it's already there and just hiding in plain sight?
Many men won't admit it, but they prefer to be in the company of beautiful women at all times - big shocker - so it's not a stretch to think that the girls, friend or otherwise, they spend their time with are girls they are at least attracted to in some sense of the word. Give a guy enough rope to try sleeping with each of his lady friends and, dollars to donuts, he'll take it every time.
Making the transition from friend to girlfriend is a hard-fought battle, one fraught with fear and risk, but to stick that flag on top of that mountain, so to speak, is possibly one of the better tasting victories in life. Or you could just be honest, just like most friends are with one another. Life is too short to spend it with the wrong people, faking emotions and caring when you don't. Why not dip a toe in the adult pool and see if you like the way it feels, telling someone you care about that you care about them a whole other way than they knew, brushing away all the insecurity and no longer sidestepping the truth, just because, ya know, you dig her. Rip off the bandage, color her in your honesty and then breathe a deep breath, knowing the hard part is over (hopefully).
Making the Transition
There's no easy way to say it other than to come right out and say it, but just because you're in the right mindset and think she'll be on the same page, don't forget you may not be reading the same book as her. Consider where she's at with her life - timing is everything - when it come![iStockphoto]()
s to matters of the heart. Though you might be in the right place, she might not, and springing these intimate ideas, however reciprocated they may be, might throw her for a loop.
The most important thing is to keep the friendship at the forefront, meaning: Don't become someone else entirely because it's how you act around other women. It's not going to work if you're not yourself, the same guy she knows and trusts. She'll see right through that. You don't want to go in there unnecessarily headstrong and embarrass yourself. Just realign your goals with her, be yourself and kindly, but very slowly, steer the ship in that direction. If it feels wrong, don't push it. This is your friend, not some fly-by-night booze-breath sitting next to you at the bar that could pay her tab and leave in an instant.
Be smart, be thoughtful, and don't make any sudden movements, or you'll never live it down. She'll see to that. "Remember the time you tried to bang me like every other girl?" is not something you want to hear in the future. She's not just any other girl, she's someone you have to face on a regular basis, whose texts are unavoidable and whose company remains imperative to your way of life. In other words, don't fuck it up.
Little Risk Involved
Someone best said it once - doubtful you've heard this - but without a little risk, there is little reward. Another philosophical genius, Teddy Roosevelt, pointed out that nothing in the world is worth having unless it involves effort, pain and difficulty. So it goes with the ladies. It's easy to meet some random floozy, strike up a conversation and eventually get around to making her hate your very being. But it's another, nobler gesture to take what you already love and use all of its potential to the best of your ability, and avoid taking the easy way out because it'll leave you less satisfied. Challenge yourself a little more and, should it work out, it'll all be worth the unnerving and unraveling of your ego and self-esteem.
At the end of the day, we are left alone with little else than our decisions. So making an honest attempt at genuine happiness rather than clever posturing is going to make all the difference, because despite how much praise you may receive for having a girlfriend with cans that look like they could cure cancer, you alone will know the lie.
It's better to live honestly, take a little risk for the sake of being happy, and allow your lady friend to make an honest man out of you, should the shoe fit. And if all your friends are dudes, hook up with their sisters. They'll like that.
t's what you've gathered from years of friendly stories about rolls in the hay. Once you realize she's more than just a girl who is a friend, there is a sudden need to make it more without labeling it as such. But that never comes easily, at least not without a price.Friends Make Great Girlfriends
You can date all the top-shelf talent you like, but there's a good chance none of them can hold a candle to the personality of the lady with whom you're closest friends. Dating a girl long enough to let the honeymoon pass, wild attraction simmer and the quiet evenings together quickly lose their luster - essentially their purpose - will likely leave you wishing you were in the company of someone whose company is invaluable to you, like a friend, who just so happens to be a girl.
Having that rapport with someone is miles higher than having just a physical attraction and a few wild, drunken nights with a quasi-stranger. No matter how hard you try, you won't be able to match the love of a good woman who knows you, the real you, the guy who can't eat tacos before bed, the guy who goes out and drinks whiskey like a hard ass but comes home and secretly lives for cookies and a glass of milk while crying to a sad movie. You can never be comfortable sharing that much with a stranger, at least not without spending a long time together trying to build a friendship, only to eventually scare her off after riding her like a mechanical bull for so long it's gone stale and your neck hurts chronically. You've already got that in a friend; now you just need to overstep your boundaries and make it happen.
The Realization
So how do you get that kind of girlfriend who appreciates the real you? It starts with taking a deep gulp and realizing the only girl you can trust is the one who's already your friend, sitting right next to you, expecting nothing, no strings attached. Clearly the two of you appreciate the important things about one another - the sense of humor, the conversations and the trust - and all that's missing is that physical attraction. But what if it's already there and just hiding in plain sight?
Many men won't admit it, but they prefer to be in the company of beautiful women at all times - big shocker - so it's not a stretch to think that the girls, friend or otherwise, they spend their time with are girls they are at least attracted to in some sense of the word. Give a guy enough rope to try sleeping with each of his lady friends and, dollars to donuts, he'll take it every time.
Making the transition from friend to girlfriend is a hard-fought battle, one fraught with fear and risk, but to stick that flag on top of that mountain, so to speak, is possibly one of the better tasting victories in life. Or you could just be honest, just like most friends are with one another. Life is too short to spend it with the wrong people, faking emotions and caring when you don't. Why not dip a toe in the adult pool and see if you like the way it feels, telling someone you care about that you care about them a whole other way than they knew, brushing away all the insecurity and no longer sidestepping the truth, just because, ya know, you dig her. Rip off the bandage, color her in your honesty and then breathe a deep breath, knowing the hard part is over (hopefully).
Making the Transition
There's no easy way to say it other than to come right out and say it, but just because you're in the right mindset and think she'll be on the same page, don't forget you may not be reading the same book as her. Consider where she's at with her life - timing is everything - when it come
s to matters of the heart. Though you might be in the right place, she might not, and springing these intimate ideas, however reciprocated they may be, might throw her for a loop.The most important thing is to keep the friendship at the forefront, meaning: Don't become someone else entirely because it's how you act around other women. It's not going to work if you're not yourself, the same guy she knows and trusts. She'll see right through that. You don't want to go in there unnecessarily headstrong and embarrass yourself. Just realign your goals with her, be yourself and kindly, but very slowly, steer the ship in that direction. If it feels wrong, don't push it. This is your friend, not some fly-by-night booze-breath sitting next to you at the bar that could pay her tab and leave in an instant.
Be smart, be thoughtful, and don't make any sudden movements, or you'll never live it down. She'll see to that. "Remember the time you tried to bang me like every other girl?" is not something you want to hear in the future. She's not just any other girl, she's someone you have to face on a regular basis, whose texts are unavoidable and whose company remains imperative to your way of life. In other words, don't fuck it up.
Little Risk Involved
Someone best said it once - doubtful you've heard this - but without a little risk, there is little reward. Another philosophical genius, Teddy Roosevelt, pointed out that nothing in the world is worth having unless it involves effort, pain and difficulty. So it goes with the ladies. It's easy to meet some random floozy, strike up a conversation and eventually get around to making her hate your very being. But it's another, nobler gesture to take what you already love and use all of its potential to the best of your ability, and avoid taking the easy way out because it'll leave you less satisfied. Challenge yourself a little more and, should it work out, it'll all be worth the unnerving and unraveling of your ego and self-esteem.
At the end of the day, we are left alone with little else than our decisions. So making an honest attempt at genuine happiness rather than clever posturing is going to make all the difference, because despite how much praise you may receive for having a girlfriend with cans that look like they could cure cancer, you alone will know the lie.
It's better to live honestly, take a little risk for the sake of being happy, and allow your lady friend to make an honest man out of you, should the shoe fit. And if all your friends are dudes, hook up with their sisters. They'll like that.
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Florida Man Steals $400 From Girl Scouts Selling Cookies
Why he didn't snag a box or two of those delicious Peanut Butter Patties in the process is anybody's guess.
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According to WJXT, a 22-year-old Florida man was arrested and charged with grand theft after he allegedly stole a jar of money from Girl Scouts who were selling cookies outside of a Publix store in St. Augustine. Because Girl Scout cookies are so damn good, the jar had $400 in it.
Edmund Allen was eventually tracked down and busted while smoking weed with his friend Joseph Usina inside a shed in the St. Augustine Shores community. But police said they would be unable to return the stolen cash to the Girl Scouts "due to the actions of the arrested individual."
We'll give them one good guess as to what Allen used the money for.
There is a silver lining to the story, however, as the Fraternal Order of Police Lodge and local Sheriff David Shoar have each donated $400 to the troop. Other local businesses and individuals have also reached out to support the cause.
We're unsure which category Allen falls into, but our guess is that he's a lot of both: Assholes vs. Douchebags
According to WJXT, a 22-year-old Florida man was arrested and charged with grand theft after he allegedly stole a jar of money from Girl Scouts who were selling cookies outside of a Publix store in St. Augustine. Because Girl Scout cookies are so damn good, the jar had $400 in it.
Edmund Allen was eventually tracked down and busted while smoking weed with his friend Joseph Usina inside a shed in the St. Augustine Shores community. But police said they would be unable to return the stolen cash to the Girl Scouts "due to the actions of the arrested individual."
We'll give them one good guess as to what Allen used the money for.
There is a silver lining to the story, however, as the Fraternal Order of Police Lodge and local Sheriff David Shoar have each donated $400 to the troop. Other local businesses and individuals have also reached out to support the cause.
We're unsure which category Allen falls into, but our guess is that he's a lot of both: Assholes vs. Douchebags
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20 More Terrifying Two-Sentence Horror Stories
After keeping you up for days with our first installment of 20 Terrifying Horror Stories, we thought it would be only fair to bring you 20 more. Who needs sleep anyway? Not when there's creepy Reddit threads like this to make every sound at night seem like a murderer or demon coming to kill you. Here are 20 more horrifying two-sentence horror stories.
1. Gagege
The doctors told the amputee he might experience a phantom limb from time to time. Nobody prepared him for the moments though, when he felt cold fingers brush across his phantom hand.
2. bentreflection
The grinning face stared at me from the darkness beyond my bedroom window. I live on the 14th floor.
3. Mikeyseventyfive
They delivered the mannequins in bubble wrap. From the main room I begin to hear popping.
4. KnowsGooderThanYou
They celebrated the first successful cryogenic freezing. He had no way of letting them know he was still conscious.
5. yoshkow
The pairs of emaciated eyes outnumber the single round in my gun. With pleading tears falling on her doll's hair, I point the barrel at my last surviving daughter.
6. marino1310
I just saw my reflection blink.
7. Pleguyfry22
I burned the dolls even though my children cried. They did not understand my fear because they assumed I was who moved the dolls into their beds each night.
8. Nurseish
I hesitantly scrolled through a website full of pictures of me sleeping and realized that in each image the strange man gets closer to my bed. In the one uploaded last night he was lifting the blanket.
9. iamtheassbutt
My sister says that mommy killed her. Mommy says that I don't have a sister.
10. Scry67
The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock at the door.
11. hctet
Working the night shift alone tonight. There is a face in the cellar staring at the security camera.
12. Miami_Metro
When we bought the house I assumed the scratches on the inside of the basement door were from a dog, but the neighbors say the previous owner didn't have one. This morning the scratches had multiplied.
13. AnarchistWaffles
Don't be scared of the monsters, just look for them. Look to your left, to your right, under your bed, behind your dresser, in your closet but never look up, she hates being seen.
14. scabbycakes
Being the first to respond to a fatal car accident is always the most traumatic thing I see as a police officer. But today, when the crushed body of the little dead child boy strapped in his car seat opened his eyes and giggled at me when I tried to peel him out of the wreckage, I immediately knew that today would be my last day on the force.
15. Horseseverywhere
It sat on my shelf, with thoughtless porcelain eyes and the prettiest pink doll dress I could find. Why did she have to be born still?
16. StoryTellerBob
I kiss my wife and daughter goodnight before I go to sleep. When I wake up, I'm in a padded room and the nurses tell me it was just a dream.
17. pgan91
She wondered why she was casting two shadows. After all, there was only a single lightbulb.
18. Graboid27
I can't move, breathe, speak or hear and it's so dark all the time. If I knew it would be this lonely, I would have been cremated instead.
19. anonymous_abc
You start to drift off into a comfortable sleep when you hear your name being whispered. You live alone.
20. ichokedcheryltunt
Nurse's Note: Born 7 pounds 10 ounces, 18 inches long, 32 fully formed teeth. Silent, always smiling.
For more two-sentence horror stories, check out Volume 1.
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Bon Jovi the Cat Hates His Annoying Owner
When it comes to cats being a-holes towards their owners, I usually side with the owners. That's not the case here. I can't help but feel for Bon Jovi the cat. His owner makes me want to claw at his eyes too. Get him, Bon Jovi. Get him for us all.
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Finland's Hockey Team Needs to Work on Their Line Changes
In what probably deserves to be called the worst line change ever (at least until some other klutzes come along and top it), Finland's hockey team does not disappoint. Well, not us at least. They probably disappointed their coach and their fans, but they entertained the rest of us by doing so. The first mistake begins as one of the players makes his way to the bench by throwing himself over the door and the chaos only snowballs from there.
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Amazing Things Happen When This Girl Uses Her Mouth As A Cereal Bowl
Just in case you were ever thinking about skipping the bowl part of your morning cereal, this short clip very clearly outlines why you shouldn't. Things are going ok when the cereal goes into this young woman's mouth, but the milk pushes things over the top. (And back out the mouth hole.) We hope you learned your lesson, lady: Just use a bowl and a spoon like the rest of us.
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Chanel Urban is a Tasty Tastemaker
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Girl in Bikini Gets Tasered for Charity
There's nothing better than watching someone volunteer to get tasered. They know exactly what's coming, yet they are still willing to do it. Wait ... no ... we're wrong. There is something better. A girl in a bikini who gets tasered because she agreed to if enough money was raised for a certain charity. Honestly, we'd probably donate to more charities if this was our reward.
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The Women of Russian Social Networks Have Interesting Profile Pics
If you're looking to meet a lady in Russia, we've got some bad news for you. Apparently, you're probably not going to find a looker. And if you do manage to find a looker, she's probably going to be incredibly odd. What are we basing this on, you say? Why these pictures of women pulled off Russian social networks, of course. And everyone knows that if you see something on the Internet, then it's true and there is no other evidence elswhere. So, there you have it. Stop reading this and get to meeting some ladies!
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10 Moviefone Billboard Ideas That Didn't Make the Cut
If you haven't heard, Moviefone.com, the iconic movie site and service, relaunched this week with a new look and enhanced features, including adding television navigation to its repertoire. To spread the word, Moviefone created a few humorous billboards around Los Angeles promoting their relaunch. As with all ad campaigns, many of their original ideas got cut, but we managed to get our hands on them. [Editor's Note: That's a lie. We made them up.]
Original Moviefone Billboard:
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The "Rejected" Moviefone Billboards:
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The Terrifying 'Yo Gabba Gabba' Theory That Just Might Be True
As a parent of a two-year-old, I get a steady dose of children's television every day. Some of them are cute and fun, while others are downright painful. One show that a lot of parents dislike, but I've always enjoyed, is "Yo Gabba Gabba." There's all sorts of music and it stays fast-paced, so it keeps the kid's attention. After watching every episode of the show at least a dozen times, it appears that something sinister may be going on in the world of Gabba. It's as though this isn't a world about fun and games after all. It may actually be about a man and the children he's kidnapped.
DJ Lance Rock may seem like a fun loving guy dressed like a Cheeto, but what if he's actually a deranged monster that has kidnapped several children and is holding them as prisoners in his isolated house?
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Let's look at the evidence that's sitting in plain sight and then you can make a decision for yourself. Is this a kid's show or the story of a child abductor and their lives in captivity?
They're Kept in Cages
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At the beginning of the show DJ Lance pulls each of the characters out of a case and they immediately spring to life. We're supposed to believe it's a result of the power of magic, but wouldn't anyone be thrilled to get out of a box? At the end of the show, when DJ Lance decides they've been out long enough, the characters beg and plead not to go back into the box. It's too late. These are the rules and this is how things work around here. Sure, it's cute on a kid's show, but this is almost the exact same plot of the 2009 horror movie "The Collector."
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Brobee Knows Absolutely Nothing
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In the Birthday episode of Gabba, we learn that Brobee is 3½ years old. At that age, a child should have an extensive vocabulary, the ability to run and jump, and should recognize most numbers and letters. Brobee knows almost nothing. In season 1 episode 13, Brobee is asked if he knows the features on his face and he has no idea. At a year of age, a typical child can identify their facial features. Brobee constantly gets confused by the most basic tasks and is easily frustrated. It wouldn't make sense for him to be this underdeveloped in a normal scenario, but if he had been kidnapped at a young age and not been able to develop properly it makes perfect sense.
They're All Horribly Disfigured
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In season 2 episode 17, a friend comes to visit Gabba Land. DJ Lance announces at the very beginning that a new friend will be there to visit. Is this a new child he's kidnapped or one of his friends? The character is played by Jack Black and as soon as he sees the kids, he is horrified. They're referred to as monsters because of their appearance, but after a few minutes he realizes they're just normal kids. The group immediately clings to him, but eventually he's forced to go away. What did DJ Lance do to these children to make them so hideous? We know that poor Muno only has one eye. I guess he really angered DJ Lance and paid the awful consequences.
Plex Is Considered Magic
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It's clear that Plex is the oldest of the group. He can do menial tasks like get pinecones down from trees and is considered to be magical. It makes perfect sense for younger children to look at an older child as an all-knowing robot if he can do things that they can't.
Plex often entertains the group by magically teleporting in celebrities to teach them a new dance. Could this "magic power" actually be that he knows how to work the television? During their small amount of free time each week, Plex turns on the TV for a few minutes for entertainment and the kids like to fantasize that the person on the screen is actually their friend that's come by to play with them. You'd have to come up with ways to entertain yourself if you lived in constant hell. Any escape would be welcomed.
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For those of you unfamiliar with the show, this is Gooble. Gooble cries constantly and only appears sporadically on the show, so we never learn why he's always crying. I think that Gooble is a kid that refuses to be brainwashed like the others and just wants to go back home to his family. DJ Lance obviously will never allow that to happen, so he's tortured and told that if he tells the others about it, he'll only get it worse. That's why he's always crying but never revealing what's actually wrong. He sees past the charades and realizes what a nightmare each of them is living in, yet no one will do anything about it. This is why Gooble isn't kept with the rest of the kids.
He also has a striking similarity to Muno. Is this Muno's older brother who was also taken? Maybe that part of Muno's mind has been destroyed and Gooble is terrified to say anything because he doesn't want to lose an eye like his brother did.
They Know of Nothing Beyond Their Tiny Living Area
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There are four small areas that make up Gabba Land as you can see above. Each area is somewhat small in size and, together, would make up enough space for a large house. This is all the world these characters know. As you can see it's just an empty void beyond their table. This is because the children aren't allowed out of the house so they have no idea what's out there or even what to imagine. DJ Lance allows them one designated area to play and that's it. Meanwhile he'll put them back in their cages when he feels like they've had enough free time and go about his business without anyone suspecting a thing. You're a monster, DJ Lance. Just let those kids go home.
DJ Lance Rock may seem like a fun loving guy dressed like a Cheeto, but what if he's actually a deranged monster that has kidnapped several children and is holding them as prisoners in his isolated house?
Let's look at the evidence that's sitting in plain sight and then you can make a decision for yourself. Is this a kid's show or the story of a child abductor and their lives in captivity?
They're Kept in Cages
At the beginning of the show DJ Lance pulls each of the characters out of a case and they immediately spring to life. We're supposed to believe it's a result of the power of magic, but wouldn't anyone be thrilled to get out of a box? At the end of the show, when DJ Lance decides they've been out long enough, the characters beg and plead not to go back into the box. It's too late. These are the rules and this is how things work around here. Sure, it's cute on a kid's show, but this is almost the exact same plot of the 2009 horror movie "The Collector."
Brobee Knows Absolutely Nothing
In the Birthday episode of Gabba, we learn that Brobee is 3½ years old. At that age, a child should have an extensive vocabulary, the ability to run and jump, and should recognize most numbers and letters. Brobee knows almost nothing. In season 1 episode 13, Brobee is asked if he knows the features on his face and he has no idea. At a year of age, a typical child can identify their facial features. Brobee constantly gets confused by the most basic tasks and is easily frustrated. It wouldn't make sense for him to be this underdeveloped in a normal scenario, but if he had been kidnapped at a young age and not been able to develop properly it makes perfect sense.
They're All Horribly Disfigured
In season 2 episode 17, a friend comes to visit Gabba Land. DJ Lance announces at the very beginning that a new friend will be there to visit. Is this a new child he's kidnapped or one of his friends? The character is played by Jack Black and as soon as he sees the kids, he is horrified. They're referred to as monsters because of their appearance, but after a few minutes he realizes they're just normal kids. The group immediately clings to him, but eventually he's forced to go away. What did DJ Lance do to these children to make them so hideous? We know that poor Muno only has one eye. I guess he really angered DJ Lance and paid the awful consequences.
Plex Is Considered Magic
It's clear that Plex is the oldest of the group. He can do menial tasks like get pinecones down from trees and is considered to be magical. It makes perfect sense for younger children to look at an older child as an all-knowing robot if he can do things that they can't.
Plex often entertains the group by magically teleporting in celebrities to teach them a new dance. Could this "magic power" actually be that he knows how to work the television? During their small amount of free time each week, Plex turns on the TV for a few minutes for entertainment and the kids like to fantasize that the person on the screen is actually their friend that's come by to play with them. You'd have to come up with ways to entertain yourself if you lived in constant hell. Any escape would be welcomed.
Gooble
For those of you unfamiliar with the show, this is Gooble. Gooble cries constantly and only appears sporadically on the show, so we never learn why he's always crying. I think that Gooble is a kid that refuses to be brainwashed like the others and just wants to go back home to his family. DJ Lance obviously will never allow that to happen, so he's tortured and told that if he tells the others about it, he'll only get it worse. That's why he's always crying but never revealing what's actually wrong. He sees past the charades and realizes what a nightmare each of them is living in, yet no one will do anything about it. This is why Gooble isn't kept with the rest of the kids.
He also has a striking similarity to Muno. Is this Muno's older brother who was also taken? Maybe that part of Muno's mind has been destroyed and Gooble is terrified to say anything because he doesn't want to lose an eye like his brother did.
They Know of Nothing Beyond Their Tiny Living Area
There are four small areas that make up Gabba Land as you can see above. Each area is somewhat small in size and, together, would make up enough space for a large house. This is all the world these characters know. As you can see it's just an empty void beyond their table. This is because the children aren't allowed out of the house so they have no idea what's out there or even what to imagine. DJ Lance allows them one designated area to play and that's it. Meanwhile he'll put them back in their cages when he feels like they've had enough free time and go about his business without anyone suspecting a thing. You're a monster, DJ Lance. Just let those kids go home.
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This Is the Most Devastating Family Feud Fail We Have Ever Seen
This is Anna. All she needed to do was total 18 points and her family would take home $20,000. That's a lot of cash. And not a lot of points. So how did she do?
Not so great.
After her other family member racked up 182 points in the first half of the final round, Anna stepped up to the plate, and, well ... let's just say Anna's family is probably not thrilled with her right now.
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