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Feel the Magic with Dancing Girl Chloe Crawford

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Playboy Plus has done it again with 25-year-old cybergirl Chloe Crawford, a beautiful England-born blonde with a flair for magic and dancing. Talk about a double threat! The bleach blonde burlesque dancer has been working as a Vegas showgirl for the past few years, exploring the exotic side of erotic male fantasy in her shows. Her and her lady co-dancers tie each other up and perform sexy routines made specifically for guys with sick, twisted sex dreams like us . And when she's not working the stage, she's playing Playboy bunny in the hat as a magician's assistant, getting cut in half and squished into small boxes. Does this girl sound perfect to anyone else?

 

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25 Random Facts About the Porn Industry

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You may think you know a lot about porn (if you're a typical guy, you probably do know your fair share), but the following 25 facts about the adult entertainment industry may surprise even the porn connoisseurs (via Izismile).
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25. Jenna Jameson hasn't starred in or been featured in a porn movie since 2007, yet she remains the highest earning porn star, grossing 30 million in 2012. The second highest grossing porn star is Tera Patrick at only 15 million.

24. If you have A-cup breasts or smaller, don't count on getting seen in Australia. They have a ban on pornography featuring women with tiny breasts.

23. The majority of porn websites, free and paid, feature videos and clips they purchased from other developers. A small percentage of porn sites actually include original content.

22. Women watch porn. If a woman tells you she doesn't, she is lying. More people are viewing porn than Hulu, Twitter and Facebook combined. It isn't just the bros out there doing the porn-watching.
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21. Porn controls digital media. A great example was VHS. Before everyone was on board with VHS, Betamax was fighting tooth and nail for control. Porn chose to use VHS tapes as its main source of distribution and the rest is history. Same can be said for Blu-Ray and HD-DVD. Porn chose the former and now you can buy HD-DVDs for a dollar.

20. Porn does and doesn't lead to sex crimes. That is a fact. There are about 4,000 studies proving one side or the other and not one of them is conclusive. So, until otherwise noted, porn doesn't lead to sex crimes. Or maybe it does. We might never know.

19. Rule 34: If you ever wondered what "Rule 34" meant, wonder no more. It basically states that if anything exists, there is porn for it. For example, if you love to see women dressed as Mario having sex with guys dressed as Elmo, according to Rule 34, there is a porn out there for it.
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18. Jackie Chan didn't get his start in porn, but it did help. Back in 1975, he was struggling to break into the movie business so he did a couple adult films that featured little fighting and lots of crotch shots.

17. If you thought having a family member star in porn was awkward, try having both of your parents star in it. Movie star Thora Birch knows the feeling as both of her parents started off as porn actors and even had roles in the porn classic "Deep Throat."

16. Thanksgiving is the least popular single day of the year to view porn. The most popular day of the week for porn viewing? Sundays.

15. If real life was a porno, nothing would ever get accomplished. It would just be a world full of people having sex. Everywhere.

14. People in South Korea have to use their version of a Social Security number to access any porn material online.

13. North Korea pretty much sucks anyway, but if you are caught viewing porn there the punishment is death.

12. It is tough to research how porn affects a man's love life because almost every single man watches porn. A University of Montreal researcher tried conducting such a study, but when he attempted to put together a control group of men in their 20s who hadn't consumed porn, he couldn't find a single one.
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11. Which state in the U.S. has the largest consumption of porn per capita? Utah. That's right folks, that was not a typo. Bet you didn't see that coming.

10. Almost 60 percent of Mississippi is white but the number one most searched porn term is "ebony" followed by "gay black."

9. The largest porn network in the world sets up shop in Canada. Those crazy Canucks had to be good at something else besides hockey, and it looks like we found it.

8. Even though it is illegal to broadcast pornography in some countries, if you stay at a hotel, they are exempt to satisfy all international visitors. Besides, close to 70 of room service revenue comes from ordering porn. So don't be bashful - everyone is doing it.

7. For every man who thinks he can start a career in porn, good luck. Unless you have connections or a smoking hot woman willing to join you, a guy's chances of becoming a porn star are slim tlisa ann, milf porn, porn factso none.

6. The most searched porn-related term in America is "MILF." The second most searched is "teen." For all the bettors at home, "anal" comes in tenth.

5. What feature on the female body do you think men focus on most during a porn viewing? Surprisingly, it isn't the ass, breasts or legs. It's the face.

4. At any second of the day worldwide, nearly 30 million unique visitors are viewing porn. So when you are sitting around the house during the day and think you are the only person creepy enough to be porn surfing, think again. In fact, for a 30-second porn clip, almost a million people have joined in on the action.

3. Male porn performers do not bring home all that much bacon. They can make more money performing in gay porn than straight porn - up to three times as much per film, in fact. This is known as "gay for pay."

2. Just about half of the Internet is made up of porn or porn-related content.

1. In 2001, there were around 70,000 adult websites. Today, just 13 years later, they are more than 4.2 million pornographic websites in the U.S. alone. It does not take a math major to figure out that increase is tremendous. Either people are lying about watching porn or people are lying about watching porn.

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Hidden Messages in Brand Logos You Probably Never Noticed

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They're the logos you pretty much see on a regular basis. But just because you're familiar with them doesn't mean you haven't missed the message they're trying to get across. A lot of thought and creativity goes into brand logos, which is why Clampd collected some of the most interesting hidden messages you might have missed.

Amazon.com
You probably just bought something on Amazon.com before reading this and didn't even notice that the little line under the company name starts at the A and ends at the Z. This signifies that the company sells everything you could possibly need from A to Z. Plus, it also acts as a smile. Well played, Amazon.


Baskin Robbins
You might think Baskin Robbins was just looking to add another dash of color to their logo, but they were really highlighting the number of the flavors available at the popular ice cream joint: 31.


FedEx
We only learned of this one recently and it blew our minds. Between the E and the X, you'll notice an arrow which signifies that the company is constantly moving forward.


Goodwill Industries
That half smiley face you always see in the Goodwill logo is really just a close up of the G in the font they use.
Hershey's Kisses
Similar to the FedEx logo, the Hershey's Kisses logo features a little something within the lettering. Between the K and the I, you'll notice the distinctive shape of a Hershey's kiss.


Jack in the Box
You might remember when Jack in the Box changed their logo. The reasoning was because the old logo's OX was a blatant Ichthys, also known as the "Jesus Fish."
NBC
There is a reason this peacock has feathers with so many different colors. NBC wanted to make the statement that the channel is for all ethnicities.
Roxy
Surfing and extreme sports brand Quicksilver is the parent company of Roxy. If the heart in this logo looks familiar, it's because it's simply two Quicksilver logos pressed together.
Spartan Golf Clubs
The fact that this logo is both the face of a Spartan, as well as a guy swinging a golf club is just plain brilliant.
Toblerone
While you were greedily breaking into the box for a bite of this delicious chocolate, there's a good chance you missed the dancing bear within the mountain on it's package.
Tostitos
The most fun logo of the bunch belongs to Tostitos. With brilliant use of the lettering, the logo features two people enjoying some Tostitos and salsa.


Le Tour de France
We feel like idiots for never noticing the person riding the bike in the Tour de France logo. A little extra fact is that the yellow circle represents the sun, since the event only takes place during the day.


For even more hidden messages in brand logos, check out the entire collection at Clampd.com.

 

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Lucky Guy Narrowly Avoids Being Crushed to Death by Falling Crane

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Holy hell. This guy has to be thankful he's still alive after cheating death by a matter of inches. He's just minding his business, strolling down the street, when a giant crane collapses a mere inch or two behind him. Talk about a close call. I've seen "Final Destination" enough times to know that he'd better watch his back from this point on.

 

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These Are the Most Obnoxious Tips Anyone Has Ever Left

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As someone who has worked in the restaurant industry at some point in his life, I'm more than familiar with the art of bad tipping. You slave away, trying to make table after table happy so you can hopefully earn a few extra bucks to use towards rent that month. So, tips are important. But some people just don't know how to tip. Others are just plain a-holes who tip terribly on purpose. However, everyone responsible for leaving the "tips" below has taken bad tipping to an obnoxious level. Congratulations on being terrible human beings, whoever you are.



























 

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English Boy Bites Into KFC But Finds a Deep-Fried Blue Towel Instead

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Um, gross.

According to the Daily Mail, Krystal Henderson and her stepson recently made what was supposed to be a jolly old trip to Kentucky Fried Chicken in Newcastle, England. But the dream of devouring a meal packed with deep-fried white meat and sodium quickly turned into a nightmare when 7-year-old Oliver bit into a deep-fried blue towel instead.

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Henderson's statement to the Daily Mail pretty much summed up just how horrific the ordeal really was:

He pulled it out of his mouth and when he did, it pulled away the batter. You could see the blue roll inside. Realizing it was blue roll was worse than chicken. If it was bad chicken, they might have just had a bad batch or something. But the blue roll could have been used for anything - it could have bleach or disinfectant on it. Had someone wiped their hands on it, had it been used to wipe the floor?

KFC officials apologized to Henderson last month and told her "the blue tissue had most likely originated from a tissue roll used for KFC hygiene purposes."

Maybe it's just us, but that really doesn't make the situation any less disgusting.

It apparently could have been worse: What Happens If You Eat Nothing but Taco Bell for a Week: An Investigative Report

 

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Chinese Man Rips Out Another Man's Heart After Argument Over Noodles

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Unless those noodles were made out of gold, then we're going to say he overreacted.

According to the Daily Mirror, a Chinese man recently ripped out another man's still-beating heart from his chest and took several bites of it after he refused to share a bowl of noodles.
Chinese man rips out another man's heart over noodles argument
Police in Suizhou, China said 29-year-old Bo Tuan slit 48-year-old Yul Liao's throat after he asked for some of Liao's noodles and was refused. Tuan then sliced Liao open "like he was a bag of rice" and pulled out his still-beating heart in front of dozens of stunned onlookers.

One eyewitness told reporters that several people fainted, adding, "I wish I could have fainted. I can't stop seeing it even when I close my eyes."

Other witnesses to the gruesome attack said Tuan paraded around Liao, who at this point was obviously dead, and occasionally took bites of the heart he was still holding in his hand. It took police almost 40 minutes to arrive on the scene, but when they did, Tuan allegedly did not resist arrest.

It couldn't be confirmed, but we'll assume noodle-sharing is at an all-time high right now in Suizhou.

Also, don't bring your cat to Italy: Horrible Italian Man Arrested for Adopting Cats and Eating Them

 

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Watch This Illinois State Trooper Change His Tune Once He Finds Out He's Being Recorded

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Brian Miner just lived the American dream.

Miner was driving his big rig through the state of Illinois recently when he noticed a state trooper who was allegedly speeding and using his cellphone while the roads were wet. To show his disapproval of the trooper's actions, he honked his horn.

That irked the trooper something fierce, and moments later, Miner found himself pulled over on the side of the highway and answering questions as to why he honked his horn. To Miner's credit, he stuck to his guns and let the officer know exactly how he felt about him using his cellphone and speeding in somewhat dangerous conditions.

But the trooper was having none of it, telling Miner it was OK for officers to use technology while driving, and he even threatened to issue Miner a ticket for unlawful use of horn. It's funny how the phrase "By the way, you are being recorded" quickly turned things in Miner's favor, though (especially when the officer returns to the truck at the 2:52 mark).


"And that's what happens when they know you're recording."

These cops are real winners, too: NYPD Officers Sued Over White Castle Sliders

 

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Street Talk with Alison Becker: Sex Talk in Santa Monica

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Welcome to our weekly series where our host, comedian and actor Alison Becker, runs up to random people on the street and puts them on the spot. Becker asks funny, ridiculous and occasionally uncomfortable questions, forcing guys to reveal their darkest, most hilarious secrets.



 

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Motorcyclist Miraculously Lands On Feet After Flipping Over Car

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This video right here is exactly why I'm too much of a wuss to get on a motorcycle. If you come into contact with a car fast enough, you really don't stand a chance. Unless your this guy. At around the :13 mark, he slams into a car, flips over it and onto the street, then somehow manages to land on his feet and walk away completely unharmed. Guess cats aren't the only one with more than one life.

 

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Florida Man Shot by Father as He Tried to Flee Scene on Riding Mower

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Let's be honest. A headline that involves a father shooting his son who was so stupid that he thought he could flee a family argument on a riding lawnmower only makes sense when it comes out of Florida.
Father shoots son on riding mower
According to the New York Daily News, a 71-year-old man has been charged with aggravated battery after he allegedly shot his son in the neck following a family argument Friday night.

An Escambia County Sheriff's Office spokesman said Marshall Harmon jumped in his pickup truck in an effort to catch up to his 32-year-old son who had fled the scene of the family feud on a riding lawnmower.

Harmon soon caught up with his son on a county road and allegedly fired two shots, one of which hit his son in the neck. It's still unknown whether Harmon intended to hit his son or if the bullet struck him accidentally.

No word on whether or not booze played a factor during the argument, but from the looks of Harmon's mugshot, if it wasn't booze, then maybe high blood pressure or severe sunburn played a part. Also no word on why in the hell the son didn't take the truck instead of the riding mower.

Thanks to Harmon, this guy is no longer the world's worst father: Father Kicks Son Off Skateboard Ramp

 

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Entire Family Joins Forces to Mock Son's Mirror Selfie

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Selfies happen every single day. No matter how much we've all tried to stop them, they have become a prominent member of society. That doesn't make them OK. And one family has taken to the Internet to see to it that their youngest son won't post a selfie for the whole world to see without thinking twice. It all started with this fella who was probably just ready for a new profile pic:



We've all been there, right? Seems harmless enough. It was...until the other male members of this guy's family got a hold of that Avengers tank and beanie and one by one, began to mock the youngest born.



The older brother (in the upper right square) was responsible for uploading the collection of selfies to the good ol' Internet where they became quite the hit. (Nice work on recreating the picture in the background, bud.) But the mocking wasn't complete without a little support from the females in the family. Here is the entire collection of family members mocking their youngest family member who will probably never take another selfie ever again.


Let this be a lesson to you all, selfie-takers.

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