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Colombian Women's Cycling Team Has What Looks Like Nude Uniforms

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And it looks like the "seemingly crotchless" uniforms are already doing their job. We didn't even know people in Colombia rode bikes competitively, much less had a national cycling team of all ladies.

According to UPI, the Colombian national women's cycling team is taking quite a few shots on social media for their uniforms that feature a "flesh-colored stripe that resembles partial nudity."

Columbian national women's cycling team nude uniforms
The team has yet to comment on their unis and the uproar they are causing on social media, but the president of the International Cycling Union went on the record and called them "unacceptable."

Here's what others had to say about them on Twitter:
Let's be honest: Those bumps in the groin region aren't doing them any favors either.

More women in uniforms: The Hottest NFL Fans of All 32 Teams

 

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10 of the Biggest Series Finale Letdowns in TV History

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With series finales coming up for some of the biggest shows on television, including "Sons of Anarchy," "Boardwalk Empire" and "Mad Men" (eventually), it makes you hopeful their endings will go smoother than the 10 biggest finale letdowns before them-some of which we still haven't gotten over.


Dexter
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Never before has there been a finale that built up eight years of murderous suspense only to blindly lose direction and capture an audience with its startling disappointment. Anyone who knew Dexter Morgan knew that his sister was the one person who could take him down, but instead they turned her into a vegetable after a suspense-free shooting, leaving zero resolve for her character. Dexter then somehow casually carried her out of the hospital, dropped her body in the water (after abandoning his son to a serial killer) and then sailed his boat into a storm. When the boat was conveniently found, all expected him to be dead as the show faded to black. The finale resurrected just long enough to show him working in the northwest as a lumberjack and living alone before fading to black again. The original showrunner of the first half of the series before its decline even offered up his idea of a better ending, but it didn't matter. (Photo credit: Showtime)


How I Met Your Mother
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"HIMYM" was unique in its comedic flashbacks and flash-forwards, but the finale's disappointment was caused by too much of the very thing that made it unique-jumping around from plot point to plot point, bouncing through marriages, divorces, pregnancies and blue French horns. People who thought the show was all about meeting the mother of Ted's kids missed the whole point of the show, or maybe it was the people writing it that missed the point. Fans awaited nearly a decade to meet "Your Mother," and when they finally did, she was already dead. Take that. It's just like giving a puppy to a child and suddenly taking it away after years of affection. In the end, the flash-forwards threw too many big life changes for Ted, Barney and Robin at viewers and left everyone with a "How I Wasted Nine Years of My Life" memoir to be written. Good thing they made an alternate ending. (Photo credit: CBS)


Lost
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After being lost, then found and then insanely returning back to the island from whence they were lost, and subsequently found, the displaced survivors of Oceanic Flight 815 somehow took a religious spin at the end of their run. After subtle biblical and mythological references over six years, the show fired an obvious dud with its hokey realization about helping Jack (Matthew Fox) find his way to the light and then walking through the doors with everyone from the island. Although Jack was obviously one of the lead characters, the show suddenly felt like it was all about him. Wouldn't it have been better to make a reality show where Kate has sex with a bunch of hunks in the middle of nowhere? (Photo credit: ABC)

ALF
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The show about a lovable wiseass house pet known as "ALF" scarred children of the late '80s generation when it failed to return the alien life form to his home planet of Melmac. The show was based around the idea that the government was after ALF and so the family gave him shelter, despite their difficulty to house train him. When a few members of his race came for him, the family bid him farewell, but instead of a happy ending, ALF was surrounded and captured by military officers and carted off for scientific research. To quote: "We'll see how he responds to intense heat, freezing cold, high voltage, toxic substances, pain, sleep deprivation, inoculation, and, of course, dissection." No wonder so many of us who watched this still aren't right in the head well into our thirties. (Photo credit: NBC)

Seinfeld
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Everyone agrees there was no way to top what they had done as one of the greatest sitcoms in TV history, so it went without saying that the finale would be a fun, all-encompassing letdown. Pulling in all the characters they'd verbally abused and traumatized over the course of nine years, the gang was sentenced to prison after failing to meet the Good Samaritan clause, or-once again-being decent human beings in general. As the New York foursome reunited in a recent season of "Curb Your Enthusiasm," they even addressed the issue themselves and sent the show off on a bit of a higher note, and without the use of Green Day's "Time of Your Life" montage this time around. (Photo credit: NBC/Photofest)

The Sopranos
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All you need to know about the greatness of "The Sopranos" is that seven years after the finale aired, a little news about what creator David Chase may or may not have said about the final scene still created a huge buzz. Regardless, such a groundbreaking show leaving its fans on an ambiguous fade-to-black note is hard to label as anything but a letdown, unless you'd rather classify it as a punch in the gut. (Photo credit: HBO/Photofest)


Entourage
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For a show that represented a fairytale version of Hollywood using four douche bags you'd never want to hang out with, HBO still managed to entertain us and hang on to Vincent Chase and the boys for eight seasons, the last five of which were progressively worse than the one before. By the end of its run, Vince resolved his movie-making troubles, then met and married a girl all in one week, at which point you almost wished you were on the plane with the crew so you could jump off without a parachute. Makes you wonder what the hell the movie will be about. Let's get imaginative and guess: hot chicks, phat cars, bad rap music, Eric being a total pansy, Ari making homophobic remarks in public, Turtle being a mooch, Drama being a poser and Vince being a terrible actor that everyone wants to bang (myself included). (Photo credit: HBO)


Roseanne
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Most people who invest nine years into a show want at least some resolve at its conclusion. So how would you like to watch "Roseanne" for nine seasons, only to watch the simple Midwestern comedy turn to an existential mindf**k? In the finale, the family all decided to move back in with Roseanne, a classic hillbilly dream come true, but in reality Roseanne was writing a book the entire time, revealing changes in all the characters of the story. The family never won the lottery, Dan died from his heart attack years prior, all the couples were switched around and Jackie (not Bev) was gay. I mean, come on! The only thing worse than the finale was that woman's haunting cackle. (Photo credit: ABC)


Cheers
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The only thing more depressing than watching washed-up baseball player and sex addict Sam Malone (Ted Danson) come to the realization that the only thing truly there for him was his bar (after years of love and loss with Kirstie Alley and Shelley Long's characters), is the fact that we watched a bunch of drunks sit around a bar and talk about their lives while we were sober for 11 years. At least "Frasier" wasn't a total crapshoot. (Photo credit: Paramount Network Television)


Breaking Bad
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What started out as a questionable indie style show about a broken, cancer-stricken teacher cooking meth quickly became a cult phenomenon. Walter White's character rose from the everyday pushover to a man of great power and wealth in just a couple years' time using stronger, darker plot lines as the series continued. The show ended on an unexpected softer note than expected with most of Walt's family surviving and him quietly passing away next to a meth lab. After killing off Hank and watching Jesse's girlfriend being murdered in front of him, we expected escalation that was never received, possibly due to the show's popularity and need to have a common, acceptable Hollywood ending. Basically, the problem here was the lack of Skylar dying in a brutal fashion. (Photo credit: Ursula Coyote/AMC)

 

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Camper Jamming on Guitar Gets Attacked by Rabid Bat

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Who knows? Maybe this bat was just sick of listening to crappy music.

According to Uproxx, Derrick Skou and a couple of friends were camping in Clackamas County, Oregon, last weekend. The plan was to relax and play some "hippie music," but the trip took a nasty turn and the guys ended up taking out a rabid bat with a BB gun after it attacked and bit Skou.


"Something hit me," Skou told a local television station. "I was concentrating on staying in time and all that and it hit me here and I kind of saw something out of my peripheral vision. And then ... it just bit me. It was a cold bat nose-mouth, whatever. It didn't sting. I wasn't injected with anything. It was just a cold bite."

After smoking the bat with a BB gun, Skou brought its corpse to health officials. They confirmed the bat did indeed have rabies, and Skou received treatment.

Geez. If the bat bit Skou after listening to a just few seconds of his jam session, imagine what it would have done if the Goo Goo Dolls would have been there.

Skou should take this cat with him the next time he goes camping: Badass Cat Saves Boy From Vicious Dog Attack

 

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Surge is Back but These Hilarious Amazon Customer Reviews are the Real Treat

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Thanks to the power of the Internet, social media and '90s nostalgia that shows no sigamazon surge customer reviews, funny surge reviews, surge is back amazonn of slowing down, the once-extinct soda Surge is back on the market. What began as a Facebook push led by a group called The Surge Movement eventually snowballed and got the attention of execs at Coca-Cola, who decided to revive the edgy, highly caffeinated citrus soda. It began to sell again-for the first time since 2001-on Amazon.com yesterday in 12-packs of 16-oz cans. Fortunately, as demand skyrockets, crazed Surge fans are also leaving hilarious customer reviews that make this movement all the more enjoyable.

Here are our favorites:

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amazon surge customer reviews, funny surge reviews, surge is back amazon
amazon surge customer reviews, funny surge reviews, surge is back amazon
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amazon surge customer reviews, funny surge reviews, surge is back amazon

And just in case the reviews aren't winning you over, here are the top customer questions and answers:

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There's always a party pooper, though:

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But here's the man to put everything back in perspective:

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Watch This Girl On A Motorcycle Throw Trash Back At A Bunch Of Litterers To Teach Them A Lesson

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Karma's a bitch. Especially when someone catches you littering on camera and decides to do something about it. We don't know too much about this Russian motorcycle camera footage other than what we see. And what we see is a bunch of people leaving their garbage out on the ground in public for somebody else to pick up only to be confronted by our heroine on a motorcycle. But she doesn't just say, "Excuse me, you seem to have dropped something." Not even close. She takes extreme action, making sure to throw that garbage right back in the face of the litterers in order to teach them a lesson. Is this justified? Not sure. But I know it's super amusing to watch.

H/t Reddit

 

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Post Apocalyptic Movie or Florida News Headline?

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There are some jacked up things going on down in Florida. As a matter of fact, there are so many disturbing things happening in the Sunshine State, we're willing to bet that you won't be able to differentiate between a bizarre news headline from Florida or a storyline from a postapocalyptic movie.

1. A guy gets bitten by a shark after being struck by lightning, punched by monkeys and bitten by a rattlesnake.

2. A man tries to subtly pump gas while driving with an 800-pound shark in the back of his pickup truck.

3. A man shoots someone because they were unable to score ten points in a basketball game.

4. A middle-aged man claims to be from the future to stop a virus outbreak before police are forced to shoot him as he attempts to board an airplane.

5. A crazed squirrel attacks a man after he tries to take a picture with it.

6. A crazed priest attacks a man that was wandered in his church.

7. A man walks into a bar, drinks $80 in shots then starts fighting everyone and tries to set the place on fire.

8. A man is spotted standing in the middle of the street yelling at a mannequin.

9. A guy tries to rob a store where he works, but accidentally shoots himself with a stun gun.

10. A group of men try to fight a bunch of monkeys that escaped from a holding facility as they try to return to the wild.

11. A man pretends to be a pterodactyl and keeps squawking at everyone before getting tased.

12. A group of individuals secretly lived in a mall for weeks without anyone on the outside noticing.

Answer Key Below:

1. FLORIDA: Erik Norrie of Tampa probably needs to find a hobby that he can do indoors after being attacked by every ridiculous thing in nature that could possibly harm you. I'm not sure what you're doing to get punched by monkeys twice, but I feel like one time would be enough for me not to go back.

2. FLORIDA: A photograph was taken in Pensacola of a man filling his truck with gas while one of the largest sharks ever caught was hanging out of the back of his truck tied up next to his cooler. The shark was estimated at 11 feet long and over 800 pounds.
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3. MOVIE: This is actually from "Escape From L.A." Cuervo Jones explains the rules of his game, which seem quite unfair:

"Two hoops, full court. Ten-second shot clock. Miss a shot, you get shot. Shot clock buzzer goes off before you shoot, you get shot. Two points for a basket, no three-point bullshit. All you gotta do is get ten points. That's it ... By the way, nobody's ever walked off that court alive. Nobody."

4. MOVIE: Luckily this is from the 1995 film "Twelve Monkeys." Bruce Willis is sent back in time to try and stop the release of a deadly virus that will wipe out almost all of humanity. Unfortunately, he fails and is killed at the airport before the carrier can be stopped.

5. FLORIDA: A guy in Tampa attempted to take a selfie with a squirrel, for some reason, when the fluffy-tailed rat went nuts and tried to grab the phone out of his hand before attacking him. Even the squirrels in Florida are crazed.


6. MOVIE: I'm sure this has probably happened in reality, but it's actually from Danny Boyle's "28 Days Later." Cillian Murphy wakes up in a hospital, unaware of the zombie outbreak that has wiped out the world, and wanders into a church where he is attacked by an infected priest.

7. FLORIDA: A 33-year-old man in South Daytona took a ridiculous amount of shots before setting a trashcan on fire in the bathroom. When he tried to leave everyone attempted to stop him, but he just started punching everyone in the face. One of the men he attacked was over 70 years old. He was arrested soon after.

8. MOVIE: Will Smith fans will know this scene from "I Am Legend," but the reason they may try to forget it is because it's the scene that leads to the Fresh Prince having to murder his dog after she gets infected with the virus. What? I'm not crying; you're crying.

9. FLORIDA: A 20-year-old man in Clearwater was attempting to rob the Radio Shack where he works. He pepper-sprayed one of his co-workers and tried to use a stun gun on her but accidentally shot himself with it. The best part is that he tried to show up to work 6 hours later. That's when police found the pepper spray and stun gun still in his car.

10. MOVIE: Technically, the world hadn't become postapocalyptic in "Rise of the Planet of the Apes," but the beginning of the end was a giant battle that took place as the apes attempted to cross the Golden Gate Bridge while the military tried to destroy them.

11. FLORIDA: A man in Winter Haven was chased through Legoland for around 30 minutes after his unruly behavior, which included squawking at guests. When he was asked his name, he said "Pterodactyl" before running down the park's lazy river.

12. MOVIE: After the world has become overrun by zombies, a group of survivors take shelter in a local mall in "Dawn of the Dead." Why on earth did they want to leave the mall to try and find a boat and sail out to an island? You're in a mall with everything you could possibly need!
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Terrorists on Tinder: America's Most Wanted Looking for Love

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Chicks dig bad boys. It's a law as immutable as gravity. I was surprised to learn that Tinder has become such a prolific app, even high-profile terrorists in the Middle East are using it. And can you blame them? It's tough out there in the dating world; it's almost enough to make a man want to blow something up. So gather around ye female Tinder users, here are the hunkiest of the terrorist hunks.

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7 Women's Beauty Tools Nicknamed By A Man

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When you live with a woman, you also live with her wide array of beauty products. There are so many little tools that line the bathroom counter, it's pretty much impossible to keep up with what each one is for. So I decided to play a little game. I gathered a few images of some beauty products I've encountered in my life and labeled them what I've nicknamed them over the years since I have no clue what they're actually called. Here's what I've come up with:



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Marlins Outfielder Giancarlo Stanton Shares Gross Photo of His Busted Face

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Giancarlo Stanton's Face
Remember when we shared that disturbing photo of a hockey player who took a puck to the face and called it the grossest sports injury of all time? Well, that is probably still the grossest photo, but Miami Marlins outfielder Giancarlo Stanton's latest Instagram upload is coming in at very close second. In case you missed it last week, Stanton was hit directly in the face by a fastball while he was at bat in a game between the Marlins and the Milwaukee Brewers. Below is the full photo of the initial injury and how it's healed so far.

Keep in mind this is gross and graphic, so make sure you want to definitely see this before you continue to scroll.

Again: As we've warned you time and time again with these things, if you're eating, you might want to put the food down for a moment.

It was a fastball to the face. You know this isn't going to be pretty, so you still have the option to not look.

That's enough of a warning. If you choose to look at the photo below, it's on you, not us.

Giancarlo Stanton Face
H/T Deadspin

 

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These Photos From Back In The Day Will Immediately Make You Reminisce

These Very Creepy Old Photos of Children Will Haunt Your Dreams

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In the digital age, a lot of people have been complaining that actual physical photos don't have the same impact they used to. That's probably a good thing if you're looking at these pictures. These should have all been burned a long time ago so that they wouldn't be here now to make scared to go to sleep at night.

(h/t Little White Lion)
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Papa Murphy's Pizza Employee Busted Rubbing His Nuts on Customer's Pizza

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It's been a while since we've eaten at Papa Murphy's, but we're nearly positive that balls are still not supposed to be on the menu.
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According to the New York Daily News, Texas teenager Austin Michael Symonds is in serious trouble after a customer recently caught him "rubbing his testicles on the pizza he had ordered."

Police said Symonds was upset that the customer ordered his pie 30 minutes before closing, so he rubbed his sack on the pizza as a form of "punishment."

Luckily for the customer, he walked in on Symonds during the act. Symonds immediately apologized, saying, "Man, I am really sorry. That was stupid."

Symonds admitted that if the customer wouldn't have walked in while he was peppering the pizza with his stones, he "likely would have still handed over the soiled stuffed, family-sized pie topped with Canadian bacon, pineapple and extra cheese."

The 18-year-old asshole was arrested and charged with "tampering with a consumer product," which I guess is one way to put it.

We're sure 'please put you genitals on my pizza' didn't make this list: The Best 'Special Instructions' Pizza Deliveries

 

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The Horniest Animals on Earth

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The average person has sex 103 times a year. The average married couple, per my own independent research, has sex only when the sadness has evaporated long enough for classic face-to-face coitus. Forty-eight percent of folks are satisfied with their sex lives, leaving the other 52 percent to wish they were one of these animals.

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Dolphins attempt to rape people, spread herpes and commit suicide over unrequited love. They also masturbate using dead fish. It has been suggested they have sex 50 times a day and often do it family-style.


Bonobos
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The wacky sex lives of bonobos are widely documented. Did you know males often fence each other with their penises? Did you know that in a sort of quasi act of scissoring, females rub their clitorises against each other two times an hour? Even your common daily greeting is expressed through dirty, nasty, unencumbered sex. And these guys share 98 percent of our DNA.


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Lions sleep 20 hours a day. The rest? Boning. Experts have seen lions bang as much as 100 times in 24 hours, which sounds impressive until you learn each session lasts 10 seconds on average. Male lions often kill their cubs so they can go back to bumping uglies with Mom.


Hippos
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Who knew hippos were German? In order to attract unsuspecting females, males shit and piss and swing their tails in a helicopter-like fashion which in turn hurls their feces 360 degrees. The female, impressed by the trick, gives in to the wooing and leads the male to a nearby pool, where the plus-size pumpin' commences.


Giraffes
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Female giraffes urinate in the mouths of male giraffes. Males taste the females' urine to see if they are ovulating or not. While not exactly a qualifier for innate horniness, we can agree that this discipline is only practiced by the hornier of humans. Once the male is done swishing the pee around in his mouth, he then mounts the female. After sex, the male giraffe removes the plastic from the couch and pays her cab fare.



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These North African rodents can fornicate 240 times in 60 minutes. Little rascals they are, they multiply with such abandon they are now considered a scourge in countries they inhabit.



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These little marsupials are semelparous, meaning, they f**k till they die. The antechinus is native to Australia, and they are part of a small group of mammals that perish after they bang for the first time. The male finds a female, violently humps it for days, eventually bleeds internally and loses autoimmunity, and alas succumbs to death.



Bats
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Fruit bats enjoy the fruits of oral sex before they screw. And according to a study, echolocation-the preferred method of bat communication-involves sending sexually suggestive messages to anyone who will listen. I can only imagine what's being said: "Anyone DTF?"

What's your favorite animal? And does it like to bang a lot?

 

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18 Facts About Disney Theme Parks That You Probably Didn't Know

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Disneyland-commonly referred to as "The Happiest Place on Earth"-has been around since 1955 and has expanded into a Disney empire that covers both coasts. With that history comes several interesting aspects of its existence that not everyone knows about. Below are 18 facts about Disney parks that are happy, sad, funny and fascinating.

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Perfectly Timed Shots of People Getting Hit in the Face With Stuff

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When people get hit in the face-especially if it's not you and someone captures the moment perfectly in a photo-it's hilarious. Sure, sometimes people get hurt, but if we can't all laugh about it later then we are only hurting ourselves. Here are some of the best photos out there of people getting hit in the face with stuff.

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And a dog:
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And a GIF:
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The Slow Mo Show: Silly String Slap-Down

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The Slow Mo Show: Silly String Slap-Down

Welcome to the Slow-Mo Show, where we take cool things back a few steps to show you how awesome they really are. This week? We got into a silly string take-down. In the name of science.

 

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The US Map of Music

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US Map of Music
In a country as diverse as ours, you won't be surprised to learn that certain swathes are known for a particular kind of groove. And just as accents are endemic and varied by each state of this great nation, so are the styles of music each particular patch of grass specializes in.

So if you've ever wondered where indie rock reigns supreme, fiddling is a foregone conclusion, or Mormon folk is blasting on multiple FM channels, look no further, friend. We bring you some stats you'll relate to (churchy music's big down south, y'all), as well as some surprises. Taking several things into account, including the origins of certain music subsets, the states in which they're most popular and also the places where their popularity's rising at a substantially higher rate than other kinds of tunes (we're looking at you, Idaho) yielded us with this, each American state's go-to when it comes to music.

 

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Australian Model With Size 8M Boobs is Considering Upsizing Them

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Let's be honest: This girl is the exact opposite of Claire Danes.

According to UPI, a 23-year-old Australian model with size 8M breasts is seriously contemplating getting them enlarged for the sole purpose of looking "silly."

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Sarah Marie Summer wants bigger boobs
Sarah Marie Summer has already had her breasts enlarged 18 cup sizes and has no problem going under the knife for a fourth time because she wants to look silly and huge.

"They (boobs) make people smile and that makes me happy, so that can't be a bad thing," Summer told Women's Day Magazine.

While Summer is enjoying the attention she gets through modeling jobs and on social media, her huge chesticles are apparently also the source of her huge back pains.

Um, no shit.

She said she's not a fan of the back pain and other inconveniences like "knocking drinks over and spilling them everywhere."

Even without the enhancement, Summer is already believed to have the biggest cans Down Under and that, well, is just fantastic.

Speaking of huge snuggle pups, watch what happens when Kate Upton gets out of a pool: Kate Upton Getting Out of a Pool (Gloriously NSFW GIF)

 

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