Morgan Hultgren is an Instagram Bombshell
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10 Awful, Despicable, and Totally Not Hot Cases of Sorority Hazing
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13 Rock Stars Who Had Not-So-Rocking Jobs Before They Made It Big
We've all had jobs we're not proud of-sandwich artists and whatnot-but it's fascinating to see some of the not-so-rock star jobs that rock stars had before they made their way to the big time. Some are humbling, unexpected and, quite frankly, terrifying jobs. It's amazing what people will do when they can't make music for a living.
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MADONNA
Madonna worked at a Dunkin' Donuts, serving up coffee and pastries, before she was serving up hit albums.
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EDDIE VEDDER
Eddie Vedder worked as a security guard for La Valencia Hotel before he started Pearl Jam.
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ROD STEWART
Rod Stewart was a newspaper delivery boy growing up and also worked as a silk screen printer. He later plotted graves at Highgate Cemetery, partly to face a childhood fear he had of death.
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JACK WHITE
Jack White worked as an upholsterer at a furniture shop called Third Man Upholstery. He would create his own music label called Third Man Records.
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GIRL TALK
Gregg Gillis worked as a biomedical engineer before he became the musical mad scientist known as Girl Talk.
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KURT COBAIN
Kurt Cobain worked as a custodian just before Nirvana's debut album.
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NICK HARMER
Death Cab for Cutie's bassist Nick Harmer used to work in sanitation, which proves that you can be both a musician and a trash man.
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CHRIS CORNELL
Chris Cornell worked as a seafood wholesaler and was a sous-chef at a Seattle restaurant before beginning his music career, in which he would be the frontman for bands like Soundgarden and Audioslave.
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OZZY OSBOURNE
Ozzy Osbourne, the "Prince of Darkness," used to tune car horns, as well as work as a construction worker, plumber and slaughterhouse employee before he hit it big with Black Sabbath.
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MICK JAGGER
Mick Jagger worked at a mental hospital to help pay tuition at the London School of Economics.
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WAYNE COYNE
Wayne Coyne of The Flaming Lips worked as a "chef" at Long John Silver's.
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CYNDI LAUPER
Cyndi Lauper worked as a pet kennel cleaner before getting recognized. She would later work in retail and as an IHOP waitress during the early phase of her music career.
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GENE SIMMONS
Gene Simmons worked as an assistant to an editor at Glamour and Vogue.
MADONNAMadonna worked at a Dunkin' Donuts, serving up coffee and pastries, before she was serving up hit albums.
EDDIE VEDDEREddie Vedder worked as a security guard for La Valencia Hotel before he started Pearl Jam.
ROD STEWART
Rod Stewart was a newspaper delivery boy growing up and also worked as a silk screen printer. He later plotted graves at Highgate Cemetery, partly to face a childhood fear he had of death.
JACK WHITEJack White worked as an upholsterer at a furniture shop called Third Man Upholstery. He would create his own music label called Third Man Records.
GIRL TALK
Gregg Gillis worked as a biomedical engineer before he became the musical mad scientist known as Girl Talk.
KURT COBAIN
Kurt Cobain worked as a custodian just before Nirvana's debut album.
NICK HARMER
Death Cab for Cutie's bassist Nick Harmer used to work in sanitation, which proves that you can be both a musician and a trash man.
CHRIS CORNELL
Chris Cornell worked as a seafood wholesaler and was a sous-chef at a Seattle restaurant before beginning his music career, in which he would be the frontman for bands like Soundgarden and Audioslave.
OZZY OSBOURNE
Ozzy Osbourne, the "Prince of Darkness," used to tune car horns, as well as work as a construction worker, plumber and slaughterhouse employee before he hit it big with Black Sabbath.
MICK JAGGER
Mick Jagger worked at a mental hospital to help pay tuition at the London School of Economics.
WAYNE COYNEWayne Coyne of The Flaming Lips worked as a "chef" at Long John Silver's.
CYNDI LAUPERCyndi Lauper worked as a pet kennel cleaner before getting recognized. She would later work in retail and as an IHOP waitress during the early phase of her music career.
GENE SIMMONS
Gene Simmons worked as an assistant to an editor at Glamour and Vogue.
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Don't Panic: How to Handle Smartphone Hackers and Scams
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Life in Canada is a Little Bit Different Than Everywhere Else
It's easy to forget about our neighbors up north, despite the fact that Canada is the world's second largest country (behind Russia, a country we NEVER forget about). This may be due to the fact that the relationship between the U.S. and Canada is pretty darn peaceful, and unless Rob Ford is in the news, there's not much to talk about. Canadians are polite, love hockey, don't mind the cold and enjoy drinking beer. Nothing wrong with that, eh? But it also makes their country a little different than the rest of the world. Take a look below and you'll see what we mean.
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Canadian Guy Singing National Anthem on Ice Skates Totally Eats It
Botching the national anthem at a sporting event happens about as frequently as Melissa McCarthy diets, so it's a pretty big deal when it goes down, no matter what country you're in.
According to Deadspin, Mark Donnelly was attempting to sing the entire Canadian national anthem at a Penticton Vees Junior A Hockey Club game over the weekend. But instead of standing still on a red carpet or some kind of platform, Donnelly decided to skate around the entire rink, and in essence, that's where it all went wrong.
Either he forgot about the red carpet that was rolled out at center ice or somebody didn't tell the poor bastard that it was there, but to say Donnelly got a little tripped up by it would be an understatement:
You have to give the crowd a ton of credit, as it seems they picked up the slack and continued the rest of the anthem while Donnelly got his bearings straight. And hey, at least Donnelly eventually made it back onto his skates and was able to finish with a little dignity, unlike this poor girl:
Now this is how it's done: The National Anthem at Tonight's Boston Bruins Game Was Beyond Incredible
According to Deadspin, Mark Donnelly was attempting to sing the entire Canadian national anthem at a Penticton Vees Junior A Hockey Club game over the weekend. But instead of standing still on a red carpet or some kind of platform, Donnelly decided to skate around the entire rink, and in essence, that's where it all went wrong.
Either he forgot about the red carpet that was rolled out at center ice or somebody didn't tell the poor bastard that it was there, but to say Donnelly got a little tripped up by it would be an understatement:
You have to give the crowd a ton of credit, as it seems they picked up the slack and continued the rest of the anthem while Donnelly got his bearings straight. And hey, at least Donnelly eventually made it back onto his skates and was able to finish with a little dignity, unlike this poor girl:
Now this is how it's done: The National Anthem at Tonight's Boston Bruins Game Was Beyond Incredible
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17 More Confusing Photos That Require a Double Take
Our brains are constantly playing tricks on us, and when certain photos are taken at just the right angle, it only makes matters worse. The 17 images below are confusing, and will most certainly make you do a double take before you figure out what's going on. But regardless of what your dirty mind tries to tell you, we assure you that all of them are safe for work.
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Watch This Cat Finish the Rest of His Owner's Beer
Let's be honest: If all cats were as adorable as Alfred, they would be way more tolerable.
AlfredTV is a YouTube channel with just four videos of what looks like the coolest cat of all time. The latest upload features Alfred downing what's left of his master's brewski by grabbing ahold of the can with his paws and going to town on it:
If Alfred thinks that stuff tastes amazing, wait until his owner lets him drink something other just his backwash.
Here's another cat that can chill with us any day of the week: Badass Cat Saves Boy From Vicious Dog Attack
AlfredTV is a YouTube channel with just four videos of what looks like the coolest cat of all time. The latest upload features Alfred downing what's left of his master's brewski by grabbing ahold of the can with his paws and going to town on it:
If Alfred thinks that stuff tastes amazing, wait until his owner lets him drink something other just his backwash.
Here's another cat that can chill with us any day of the week: Badass Cat Saves Boy From Vicious Dog Attack
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Massachusetts Woman Arrested for Hiding Drugs in Her Prosthetic Butt
We're not sure which is worse, the fact that she was walking around with a fake butt trying to dupe guys into finding her more attractive, or the fact that she was smuggling drugs in her rump.
According to The Smoking Gun, a 33-year-old career criminal was arrested last month by police in Buzzards Bay w![Woman busted with drugs in her fake butt]()
hen a small bag of pills fell from her pants leg while she was standing by a patrol car during a routine traffic stop.
But that was just the beginning.
During the booking process, an officer asked Jill Roy what she did for a living, and the answer naturally varied from "unemployed to working at Dunkin' Donuts." Officer Nicole Bevilacqua also noticed Jill Roy's underwear was a little on the "hard" side. When she asked her what kind of panties she was wearing, Roy said, "I don't have a butt so I wear these and another pair of underwear under it."
Bevilacqua then asked her to remove them, and Roy became "visibly upset." It probably had something to do with the fact that she was hiding "two plastic baggies containing a total of 13 Oxycodone pills and a bag containing $350 of heroin."
Roy was booked on a number of felony and misdemeanor narcotics charges. She is also the mother of three children, which is just terrific.
Here's another creative female criminal: Tennessee Woman Caught With Loaded Gun in Her Vagina
According to The Smoking Gun, a 33-year-old career criminal was arrested last month by police in Buzzards Bay w
hen a small bag of pills fell from her pants leg while she was standing by a patrol car during a routine traffic stop.But that was just the beginning.
During the booking process, an officer asked Jill Roy what she did for a living, and the answer naturally varied from "unemployed to working at Dunkin' Donuts." Officer Nicole Bevilacqua also noticed Jill Roy's underwear was a little on the "hard" side. When she asked her what kind of panties she was wearing, Roy said, "I don't have a butt so I wear these and another pair of underwear under it."
Bevilacqua then asked her to remove them, and Roy became "visibly upset." It probably had something to do with the fact that she was hiding "two plastic baggies containing a total of 13 Oxycodone pills and a bag containing $350 of heroin."
Roy was booked on a number of felony and misdemeanor narcotics charges. She is also the mother of three children, which is just terrific.
Here's another creative female criminal: Tennessee Woman Caught With Loaded Gun in Her Vagina
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Best Job Ever: A Sex Columnist Paid to Get High and Get It On
The Cannabist, a newly formed marijuana advocate launched by The Denver Post, is opening its doors to a new sex columnist, but not just any sex columnist, a sex columnist who specializes in the recreational use of pot. In other ![sex marijuana columnist, best job ever sex and pot]()
words, the best job ever.
Should they consider me, I would move to Denver without question, and would title my column "Matt About Town, Getting High & Getting Down," or "The Smokey Stoner's Guide to Getting It On." Yeah, those will work.
The Cannabist was launched just prior to Colorado's legalization of marijuana at the start of the year on the same basic principles of most local sites and magazines: to deliver the news and goings-on of the community's politics, art, business, culinary events and even sports. Only, in order to differentiate themselves from other rags, including The Denver Post itself, The Cannabist focuses on how cannabis may offer itself to these categories.
A hybrid news source that can combine sports and weed. What will they think of next? The answer, of course, is obvious: a marriage between sex and smoking in the form of a candid, open-minded conversation based on both exploration and an insatiable enthusiasm for getting naked, both historically and routinely, while high as a kite.
Colorado legalized the growth, sale and smoking of marijuana within its borders in late 2012, opening stores for the personal, regulated use of its constituents on the first day of 2014. With the passing of Amendment 64 came an abundance of pot shops, local growers and pure American stoner pride. A site like The Cannabist is just one of many public forums for fellow pot advocates, but the style of infusing marijuana into the written word of an all-areas local community news source is unprecedented.
According to The Cannabist, the sex-pot columnist's duties are as follows:
"Our new freelance columnist will write about sex, relationships, intimacy, gender issues and more as it all relates to a world where marijuana is becoming legal -- and oftentimes present in the bedroom. Our columnist will write about his or her own history, address trends, review related products and answer read questions. This is a paid freelance position, and our ideal candidate will truly put him or herself out there."
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Now, we're no rocket scientists or extreme mathematicians, but the person who wrote this likely came up with the idea, as well as the job description, when he or she was incredibly high out of his or her mind. They may have been horny potentially, as well. If this is an excuse to hire a beautiful mountain girl who not only loves to smoke dope but loves to have sex before, during and after, then not only is this the best job offer, it's the smartest management of journalists to date.
If that be the case, an applause to the man (or woman) who saw opportunity and seized the day because everyone from the Huffington Post to the Seattle Times is writing about this job posting. It's safe to say that this columnist might have some reach outside of Denver, perhaps influencing the sway of other states in their voting of recreational marijuana use. Unfortunately, the deadline to apply for this position was Oct. 1, but based on the buzz about this potential best job ever - fringe benefits likely including large amounts of free weed and sex - don't be surprised if The Cannabist is hiring sex-pot columnist #2 very soon. Get your résumé ready.
words, the best job ever.Should they consider me, I would move to Denver without question, and would title my column "Matt About Town, Getting High & Getting Down," or "The Smokey Stoner's Guide to Getting It On." Yeah, those will work.
The Cannabist was launched just prior to Colorado's legalization of marijuana at the start of the year on the same basic principles of most local sites and magazines: to deliver the news and goings-on of the community's politics, art, business, culinary events and even sports. Only, in order to differentiate themselves from other rags, including The Denver Post itself, The Cannabist focuses on how cannabis may offer itself to these categories.
A hybrid news source that can combine sports and weed. What will they think of next? The answer, of course, is obvious: a marriage between sex and smoking in the form of a candid, open-minded conversation based on both exploration and an insatiable enthusiasm for getting naked, both historically and routinely, while high as a kite.
Colorado legalized the growth, sale and smoking of marijuana within its borders in late 2012, opening stores for the personal, regulated use of its constituents on the first day of 2014. With the passing of Amendment 64 came an abundance of pot shops, local growers and pure American stoner pride. A site like The Cannabist is just one of many public forums for fellow pot advocates, but the style of infusing marijuana into the written word of an all-areas local community news source is unprecedented.
According to The Cannabist, the sex-pot columnist's duties are as follows:
"Our new freelance columnist will write about sex, relationships, intimacy, gender issues and more as it all relates to a world where marijuana is becoming legal -- and oftentimes present in the bedroom. Our columnist will write about his or her own history, address trends, review related products and answer read questions. This is a paid freelance position, and our ideal candidate will truly put him or herself out there."
Now, we're no rocket scientists or extreme mathematicians, but the person who wrote this likely came up with the idea, as well as the job description, when he or she was incredibly high out of his or her mind. They may have been horny potentially, as well. If this is an excuse to hire a beautiful mountain girl who not only loves to smoke dope but loves to have sex before, during and after, then not only is this the best job offer, it's the smartest management of journalists to date.
If that be the case, an applause to the man (or woman) who saw opportunity and seized the day because everyone from the Huffington Post to the Seattle Times is writing about this job posting. It's safe to say that this columnist might have some reach outside of Denver, perhaps influencing the sway of other states in their voting of recreational marijuana use. Unfortunately, the deadline to apply for this position was Oct. 1, but based on the buzz about this potential best job ever - fringe benefits likely including large amounts of free weed and sex - don't be surprised if The Cannabist is hiring sex-pot columnist #2 very soon. Get your résumé ready.
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9 Retail Horror Stories That Will Make You Regret Humanity
The following terrible crimes and terrible people are real. And that is a shame. Here's to hoping God whips up a hefty helping of bad karma and flings it their way.
Man Drops Trou and Flashes Pink Panties at Target![retail horror stories, crazy retail store crimes]()
In January 2013, 18-year-old Jason Tyler Stuart revealed his cute new thong to aghast shoppers in the women's section. Witnesses say he made comments about his underwear, presumably asking whether it made his penis look fat. Police later found a backpack full of women's panties in his car.
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Travis Keen, 28, of Louisiana pulled up next to female shoppers and offered an eyeful of wang in August 2011. With no criminal history, he entered the books with a bang. According to the police report, "Keen stated when he comes to Walmart he gets aroused." You should see him on Black Friday.
Totally Meth-ed Up: Woman Cooks Poor Man's Cocaine at Walmart
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In 2011, an Oklahoma woman, who could've been very attractive if not for biker's coffee, spent six hours making meth in a Walmart. Alisha Halfmoon, 45, claims she couldn't afford the ingredients, and employees found her mixing sulfuric acid and lighter fluid in a water bottle. Side note: "meth Walmart" yields 1.8 million search results.
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It took paramedics an hour to free Illyanna De La Keur from this precarious (and hilarious) predicament. Pranksters allegedly tampered with the bowls. Using WD-40, they were able to loosen her, and she suffered ripped skin and wounds. Video footage shows a cool lady who found it humorous.
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In yet another tale in the virtual encyclopedia that is Walmart hijinks, Mary Frances Alday, 61, of Crawfordville, Florida tried to use a printed $1 coupon. The clerk refused, explaining printed coupons are invalid. Then she brandished a gun. Calling the clerk a bitch and threatening murder, Alday waved around her Smith & Wesson .38 until she was Tasered by the police.
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Man Lives In Toys 'R' Us for Six Months
Fugitive Jeffrey Manchester hid in a Charlotte Toys 'R' Us for half a year in 2004. The church-goer and seasonal Easter bunny built a 4-by-10 cell out of sheetrock behind the bike display. He dined on baby food, and even put posters and a basketball hoop in his quarters. Police rearrested him after they found his fingerprint on a spray can. Five points for carpentry skills.
Woman Steals Python and Drunkenly Crashes Into Firehouse
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A Long Island woman wandered hammered into a PETCO and stole a snake. A little later, firefighters found Sarah Espinosa, 22, with the boa around her neck after she collided into the fire station. Police booked her on reckless endangerment, DUI, possession of marijuana and petit larceny.
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Two men stole $200 from Girl Scouts outside of a Texas Walmart in early 2012. However, the little vendors sprung into action, punching and slapping and clawing at one thief in the getaway car. This definitely deserves a badge.
Woman Peppersprays 20 Shoppers on Black Friday
A Porter Ranch woman incited pandemonium when she spritz a crowd in Walmart during the notorious shopping day, injuring 20. She reportedly wanted an advantage in acquiring an Xbox. OK, I'm done - I despise Black Friday and the hysteric apes who worship it. There, I said it.
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Man Drops Trou and Flashes Pink Panties at Target
In January 2013, 18-year-old Jason Tyler Stuart revealed his cute new thong to aghast shoppers in the women's section. Witnesses say he made comments about his underwear, presumably asking whether it made his penis look fat. Police later found a backpack full of women's panties in his car.
Man Drives Around Walmart Parking Lot with Dong Exposed
Travis Keen, 28, of Louisiana pulled up next to female shoppers and offered an eyeful of wang in August 2011. With no criminal history, he entered the books with a bang. According to the police report, "Keen stated when he comes to Walmart he gets aroused." You should see him on Black Friday.
Totally Meth-ed Up: Woman Cooks Poor Man's Cocaine at Walmart
In 2011, an Oklahoma woman, who could've been very attractive if not for biker's coffee, spent six hours making meth in a Walmart. Alisha Halfmoon, 45, claims she couldn't afford the ingredients, and employees found her mixing sulfuric acid and lighter fluid in a water bottle. Side note: "meth Walmart" yields 1.8 million search results.
Woman Gets Superglued to Home Depot Toilet Seat
It took paramedics an hour to free Illyanna De La Keur from this precarious (and hilarious) predicament. Pranksters allegedly tampered with the bowls. Using WD-40, they were able to loosen her, and she suffered ripped skin and wounds. Video footage shows a cool lady who found it humorous.
Woman Pulls Gun After Walmart Denies $1 Coupon
In yet another tale in the virtual encyclopedia that is Walmart hijinks, Mary Frances Alday, 61, of Crawfordville, Florida tried to use a printed $1 coupon. The clerk refused, explaining printed coupons are invalid. Then she brandished a gun. Calling the clerk a bitch and threatening murder, Alday waved around her Smith & Wesson .38 until she was Tasered by the police.
Man Lives In Toys 'R' Us for Six Months
Fugitive Jeffrey Manchester hid in a Charlotte Toys 'R' Us for half a year in 2004. The church-goer and seasonal Easter bunny built a 4-by-10 cell out of sheetrock behind the bike display. He dined on baby food, and even put posters and a basketball hoop in his quarters. Police rearrested him after they found his fingerprint on a spray can. Five points for carpentry skills.
Woman Steals Python and Drunkenly Crashes Into Firehouse
A Long Island woman wandered hammered into a PETCO and stole a snake. A little later, firefighters found Sarah Espinosa, 22, with the boa around her neck after she collided into the fire station. Police booked her on reckless endangerment, DUI, possession of marijuana and petit larceny.
Grown Men Rob Girl Scouts and Face Brownie Wrath
Two men stole $200 from Girl Scouts outside of a Texas Walmart in early 2012. However, the little vendors sprung into action, punching and slapping and clawing at one thief in the getaway car. This definitely deserves a badge.
Woman Peppersprays 20 Shoppers on Black Friday
A Porter Ranch woman incited pandemonium when she spritz a crowd in Walmart during the notorious shopping day, injuring 20. She reportedly wanted an advantage in acquiring an Xbox. OK, I'm done - I despise Black Friday and the hysteric apes who worship it. There, I said it.
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Dogs Riding Mopeds Will Brighten Your Day Right Up
Some days things just aren't going right. That is when we must turn to dogs on mopeds to brighten things up. If you aren't smiling by the end of this, turn in your soul because you're dead inside. Or maybe just scroll through twice.
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This Dad Keeps Playing A Skeleton Prank On His Daughter And It Gets Funnier Every Time
I can't tell if this is horrible parenting or hilarious parenting. Either way, I love the dad's commitment to scaring the crap out of his daughter. I mean, look at the dates on the photos. This went on for almost a full year.
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The Craziest Beards in the NFL
We've rounded up the NFL's most classic, iconic and ridiculous beards for your chin-scratching enjoyment. You're welcome.
Antonio Garay
The Artful Beard -- Played for the Cleveland Browns, Chicago Bears, New York Jets, San Diego Chargers, New York Jets
Brett Keisel
The More-At-Home-In-The-NHL Beard -- Pittsburgh Steelers
Nick Mangold
The Transient Beard -- New York Jets
Braylon Edwards
The Two-Inch Trim -- Cleveland Browns, New York Jets, San Francisco 49ers, Seattle Seahawks, Jets again
Ed Reed
The Ducktail -- Baltimore Ravens, Houston Texans, New York Jets
Matt Light
The Claus -- New England Patriots
Logan Mankins
The Steel Wool -- New England Patriots, Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Ed 'Too Tall' Jones
The Boxed Bobby -- Dallas Cowboys
Jake Plummer
The French Fork -- Arizona Cardinals, Denver Broncos, Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Randy Moss
The Full Moon -- Minnesota Vikings, Oakland Raiders, New England Patriots, Minnesota Vikings, Tennessee Titans, San Francisco 49ers
Franco Harris
The Super (Chin) Donut -- Pittsburgh Steelers, Seattle Seahawks
Lyle Alzado
The Mug Enhancer -- Denver Broncos, Cleveland Browns, Los Angeles Raiders
Dan Fouts
The Al Borland -- San Diego Chargers
Ricky Williams
The Neck Eliminator -- New Orleans Saints, Miami Dolphins, Toronto Argonauts, Miami Dolphins, Baltimore Ravens
Ryan Fitzpatrick
Breaking Amish -- St. Louis Rams, Cincinnati Bengals, Buffalo Bills, Tennessee Titans, Houston Texans
Andrew Luck
The Mennonite Man -- Indianapolis Colts
Joe Hawley
The Full Bunyan -- Atlanta Falcons
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Memphis TV Station's Twitter Account Posts PornHub Link Instead of Radar
Um, that's not snow covering most of the country's midsection.
According to Gawker, somebody affiliated with the WREG News Channel 3 in Memphis is in hot water after accidentally posting a link to PornHub instead of the weather radar.
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Instead of sending people to its interactive weather radar to track the rain and storms, the link sent people to a PornHub account run by a guy who goes by the name of "rockboner." It doesn't take an Ivy League degree to guess what you'll find there, but let's just say that you'll have a better chance of seeing the remnants of a foreskin than an extended ten-day forecast.
The station's Twitter handle, which is ironically @3onyourside, has since issued an apology and posted this link in an effort to raise money for various charities:
Basically, whether you're visiting WREG's Twitter account today to get a serious look at the Memphis area weather or accidentally clicking on a link for rockboner's uploaded videos while you're there, it's going to be a stormy adventure.
More fun with Twitter: #IfMyPhoneGotHacked is All The Rage on Twitter
According to Gawker, somebody affiliated with the WREG News Channel 3 in Memphis is in hot water after accidentally posting a link to PornHub instead of the weather radar.
Instead of sending people to its interactive weather radar to track the rain and storms, the link sent people to a PornHub account run by a guy who goes by the name of "rockboner." It doesn't take an Ivy League degree to guess what you'll find there, but let's just say that you'll have a better chance of seeing the remnants of a foreskin than an extended ten-day forecast.
The station's Twitter handle, which is ironically @3onyourside, has since issued an apology and posted this link in an effort to raise money for various charities:
Since we have your attention today... Consider clicking this link and doing some good :) http://t.co/QEK9X3vXAn
- WREG News Channel 3 (@3onyourside) October 7, 2014
Basically, whether you're visiting WREG's Twitter account today to get a serious look at the Memphis area weather or accidentally clicking on a link for rockboner's uploaded videos while you're there, it's going to be a stormy adventure.
More fun with Twitter: #IfMyPhoneGotHacked is All The Rage on Twitter
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Poor English Guy Had an Erection for 17 Hours
Well, now he knows what it felt like to be Wilt Chamberlain.
According to Huffington Post, a 23-year-old hotel worker in Harrogate, England recently had 24 rounds of medication injected into his penis to settle down an erection that had lasted for more than 17 hours.
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Jason Garnett's damn near daylong boner was a result of priapism, a rare condition where guys get stiff for no apparent reason and stay that way unless they seek treatment. He said that watching doctors stab his boom stick with a needle was a "horrible experience, like something out of a horror film." On a scale of one to ten, Garnett said the pain was a 10.
Doctors first withdrew two pints of blood from Garnett's rig in an effort to reduce the pressure, but when that didn't work, they went to the needle to put his 17-hour erection to bed.
According to Garnett, everything below the belt is now back to normal, "apart from the fact that it looks like it's been through a war."
No word on whether or not Garnett would have sought medical attention if this would have happened in Vegas or if he would have attempted to have the greatest night any man has ever lived.
Apparently, bike riding can be quite stimulating these days: Mountain Biker's Injury Results in Seven-Week Erection
According to Huffington Post, a 23-year-old hotel worker in Harrogate, England recently had 24 rounds of medication injected into his penis to settle down an erection that had lasted for more than 17 hours.
Jason Garnett's damn near daylong boner was a result of priapism, a rare condition where guys get stiff for no apparent reason and stay that way unless they seek treatment. He said that watching doctors stab his boom stick with a needle was a "horrible experience, like something out of a horror film." On a scale of one to ten, Garnett said the pain was a 10.
Doctors first withdrew two pints of blood from Garnett's rig in an effort to reduce the pressure, but when that didn't work, they went to the needle to put his 17-hour erection to bed.
According to Garnett, everything below the belt is now back to normal, "apart from the fact that it looks like it's been through a war."
No word on whether or not Garnett would have sought medical attention if this would have happened in Vegas or if he would have attempted to have the greatest night any man has ever lived.
Apparently, bike riding can be quite stimulating these days: Mountain Biker's Injury Results in Seven-Week Erection
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Check Out This Menu From a 1912 London Brothel (NSFW Language)
If you're looking for a place that will make the Bunny Ranch in Nevada seem like a convent, this London brothel in 1912 should do the trick and then some.
According to Uproxx, feminist blogger Amanda Marcotte tweeted a photo last week of this 102-year-old menu from a London brothel, and the internet is going crazy over its legitimacy and absolute filth.
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Approximately 98 percent of the document is NSFW, with pretty much "the" and "hole" being the only words that wouldn't get bleeped on national television. Still, the document is a must-read, as the early twentieth century descriptions for back door action and fellatio are some of the funniest things we've ever seen.
Maybe it's just us, but dropping thirty bucks on "Pinkey's Special" sounds like a pretty dangerous investment even by today's standards. I mean, any time you're talking about bringing a goose quill into the bedroom with the sole purpose of blowing wind up your poopshoot, you're just asking for trouble.
At least this menu is pretty straight forward. Guy Fieri's menus? Not so much: Guy Fieri Menu Item or Urban Dictionary Sex Act
According to Uproxx, feminist blogger Amanda Marcotte tweeted a photo last week of this 102-year-old menu from a London brothel, and the internet is going crazy over its legitimacy and absolute filth.
Approximately 98 percent of the document is NSFW, with pretty much "the" and "hole" being the only words that wouldn't get bleeped on national television. Still, the document is a must-read, as the early twentieth century descriptions for back door action and fellatio are some of the funniest things we've ever seen.
Maybe it's just us, but dropping thirty bucks on "Pinkey's Special" sounds like a pretty dangerous investment even by today's standards. I mean, any time you're talking about bringing a goose quill into the bedroom with the sole purpose of blowing wind up your poopshoot, you're just asking for trouble.
At least this menu is pretty straight forward. Guy Fieri's menus? Not so much: Guy Fieri Menu Item or Urban Dictionary Sex Act
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Insane Car Crash at Italy's Jolly Rally Somehow Results in Zero Injuries
Spectators might want to find another place to sit for next year's race. Reportedly, this event took place in Italy on Saturday, and driver Piero Scavone lost control of his car going coming around the corner and flipped into an area where people were sitting. Miraculously, nobody was seriously hurt.
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