Today's Funny Photos
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Probably the Most Epic Track and Field Fail Ever
I once saw a dude trip while throwing a discus, causing him to throw it directly into the ground in front of him. But his very next throw was good for second place. What makes this clip so epic is that the poor young lady eats it twice.
There is really no background to this clip of a track and field competition that was recently uploaded to Vine other than it's hysterical. Well, unless you're the girl featured in the short video.
Despite the fact that she might not have gotten up after her second spill, the craziest part of the Vine has to be the fact that she was actually in front of somebody before eating it the first time.
We are often given signs that maybe we shouldn't be doing certain things, and if I'm this young lady, I'm thinking hard about running the half-mile at future events.
Here's a guy who also might have trouble finding his dignity sometime in the near future: Iron Stomach Competitor Falls in Puke-Covered Tarp
There is really no background to this clip of a track and field competition that was recently uploaded to Vine other than it's hysterical. Well, unless you're the girl featured in the short video.
Despite the fact that she might not have gotten up after her second spill, the craziest part of the Vine has to be the fact that she was actually in front of somebody before eating it the first time.
We are often given signs that maybe we shouldn't be doing certain things, and if I'm this young lady, I'm thinking hard about running the half-mile at future events.
Here's a guy who also might have trouble finding his dignity sometime in the near future: Iron Stomach Competitor Falls in Puke-Covered Tarp
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The 10 Greatest Movie Lockers
When you're a fictional character in a film, it's very important that the things around you very obviously define your persona. That's why the gym, school, or work locker can be a very effective tool in storytelling. Each of the lockers in this collection gave us an inside look into certain characters lives with over-exaggerated items shoved into them.
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FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH
Stoner Bud #2 (Eric Stoltz) has taken everything great about Spicoli's bedroom (and smoke-choked van) and fit it inside his locker, and that is cause for celebration. Skateboards, naked women and no books, it's a personal manifesto as storage unit.
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THE BREAKFAST CLUB
When a locker has a derogatory term for homosexuals scrawled on it and that's the most welcoming part of it, you know you've unearthed some kind of burnout slob art installation. From the tiny noose to the actual guillotine that slices down when you open it, Bender's locker is the perfect place to store your bag of dirt weed that, from the looks of it, you stole from a drifter's corpse.
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SUPER TROOPERS
It's refreshing to realize that even leaving school and getting a job you can still use a locker to haze noobs. The best part is how Rabbit emerges from his shaving cream bukkakae totally nonchalant, like this was just an average Tuesday. Clearly these are not "evil shenanigans."
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MEN IN BLACK II
Usually, when you use the words "teeming" and "NY bus station locker" you are referring to rare insects and unkillable viruses. But Locker C18 is home to a tiny civilization that worships wristwatches in a space about the size of a $2,000 a month rental in Manhattan.
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MAJOR LEAGUE
Pedro Cerrano's locker takes the concept of athlete superstition to the extreme-it's been refashioned into a makeshift shrine to his god Jobu, complete with rum, cigars and bats that are afraid of curveballs. It's the world's only tax-exempt locker.
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SUMMER SCHOOL
Horror movie obsessives Dave and Chainsaw apparently share a single locker crammed with foam latex wounds, masks, tributes to horror icons and a living black kitten. If Stoner Bud's locker from "Fast Times" is a microcosm of his life, this is basically a Hot Topic.
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BEVERLY HILLS COP
We have no idea whose locker this is, but it most certainly does NOT belong to Det. Jeffrey Friedman.
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MEN AT WORK
We don't have the technical knowledge to explain how exactly you rig an airbag that explodes into a feces bomb inside a locker, so we just sit back and applaud this engineering marvel. Revenge is a dish best served hot, steamy and loaded with corn.
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DAZED AND CONFUSED
Look at this stark beauty: dinosaurs and "School Sux." It's like this kid invented the Internet in 1976.
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YOU CAN'T DO THAT ON TELEVISION
First off, yes, we know this is a TV show and not a movie. Are you really going to make this a thing? Anyway, these colorful lockers held pre-pubescent Canadians swapping really cornball jokes. It's what happens to kids in Canada when they show no hockey acumen.
FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH
Stoner Bud #2 (Eric Stoltz) has taken everything great about Spicoli's bedroom (and smoke-choked van) and fit it inside his locker, and that is cause for celebration. Skateboards, naked women and no books, it's a personal manifesto as storage unit.
THE BREAKFAST CLUB
When a locker has a derogatory term for homosexuals scrawled on it and that's the most welcoming part of it, you know you've unearthed some kind of burnout slob art installation. From the tiny noose to the actual guillotine that slices down when you open it, Bender's locker is the perfect place to store your bag of dirt weed that, from the looks of it, you stole from a drifter's corpse.
SUPER TROOPERS
It's refreshing to realize that even leaving school and getting a job you can still use a locker to haze noobs. The best part is how Rabbit emerges from his shaving cream bukkakae totally nonchalant, like this was just an average Tuesday. Clearly these are not "evil shenanigans."
MEN IN BLACK II
Usually, when you use the words "teeming" and "NY bus station locker" you are referring to rare insects and unkillable viruses. But Locker C18 is home to a tiny civilization that worships wristwatches in a space about the size of a $2,000 a month rental in Manhattan.
MAJOR LEAGUE
Pedro Cerrano's locker takes the concept of athlete superstition to the extreme-it's been refashioned into a makeshift shrine to his god Jobu, complete with rum, cigars and bats that are afraid of curveballs. It's the world's only tax-exempt locker.
SUMMER SCHOOL
Horror movie obsessives Dave and Chainsaw apparently share a single locker crammed with foam latex wounds, masks, tributes to horror icons and a living black kitten. If Stoner Bud's locker from "Fast Times" is a microcosm of his life, this is basically a Hot Topic.
BEVERLY HILLS COP
We have no idea whose locker this is, but it most certainly does NOT belong to Det. Jeffrey Friedman.
MEN AT WORK
We don't have the technical knowledge to explain how exactly you rig an airbag that explodes into a feces bomb inside a locker, so we just sit back and applaud this engineering marvel. Revenge is a dish best served hot, steamy and loaded with corn.
DAZED AND CONFUSED
Look at this stark beauty: dinosaurs and "School Sux." It's like this kid invented the Internet in 1976.
YOU CAN'T DO THAT ON TELEVISION
First off, yes, we know this is a TV show and not a movie. Are you really going to make this a thing? Anyway, these colorful lockers held pre-pubescent Canadians swapping really cornball jokes. It's what happens to kids in Canada when they show no hockey acumen.
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Watch These Kangaroos Street Fight Each Other With a Classical Music Soundtrack
Maybe it's just us, but it looks like a kick to the nards is considered fair game when kangaroos take to the streets.
According to UPI, a man in Gosford, Australia, got the treat of a lifetime when two kangaroos recently decided to duke it out in the streets and front yards of his subdivision. Adding the music of Tchaikovsky to the video was nothing short of brilliant.
We're not sure what caused the brawl, but according to several websites, kangaroos usually box each other over a woman or in self defense.
Since we don't actually see the fight come to an end, it's impossible for us to score it in its entirety. However, both 'roos showed signs of tiring after the three-minute mark, and that's going to cost both of them. But we'll consider the kangaroo on the right the winner of the bout thanks to his takedown at the 2:45 mark.
If you think two kangaroos fighting each other is crazy, wait until you see one tango with a coyote: 8 Totally Insane Animal Battles
According to UPI, a man in Gosford, Australia, got the treat of a lifetime when two kangaroos recently decided to duke it out in the streets and front yards of his subdivision. Adding the music of Tchaikovsky to the video was nothing short of brilliant.
We're not sure what caused the brawl, but according to several websites, kangaroos usually box each other over a woman or in self defense.
Since we don't actually see the fight come to an end, it's impossible for us to score it in its entirety. However, both 'roos showed signs of tiring after the three-minute mark, and that's going to cost both of them. But we'll consider the kangaroo on the right the winner of the bout thanks to his takedown at the 2:45 mark.
If you think two kangaroos fighting each other is crazy, wait until you see one tango with a coyote: 8 Totally Insane Animal Battles
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And This Is Why You Don't Get Too Close When Filming A Spider
In your daily dose of nope, here we have a guy who was intrigued enough by an interesting looking spider to take out his phone and grab some video of the odd looking fellow. Judging by how things ended up, he probably isn't very likely to let curiosity get the best of him ever again.
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How Well Do You Know the Long-Haired Players in the NFL?
If you're like me, you've probably watched an NFL game in recent years and said to yourself (or possibly yelled to your friends), "I can't believe these players have long hair like that." You would think that in a physical league where hair is considered part of the jersey, and guys will do whatever they can to take you down, that players would want to play it safe. But hey, image is everything. So, the football players below choose to keep their hair long to stand out among the pack. This has even led to endorsement deals with shampoo companies for a couple of them. However, considering their hair usually covers up the name on their jerseys, do you even know who they are? Take our test and find out.
1. Who is #17 for the Dallas Cowboys?
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2. Who is #31 for the Detroit Lions?
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3. Who is #58 for the Cincinnati Bengals?
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4. Who is #52 for the Green Bay Packers?
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5. Who is #34 for the Cleveland Browns?
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6 & 7. Who is #22 for the San Diego Chargers, and who is #14 for the Buffalo Bills?
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8. Who is #26 for the Chicago Bears?
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9. Who is #39 for the Atlanta Falcons?
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10. Who is #25 for the Seattle Seahawks?
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11. Who is #85 for the Jacksonville Jaguars?
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12. Who is #14 for the Philadelphia Eagles?
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13. Who is #31 for the Washington Redskins?
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14. Who is #43 for the Pittsburgh Steelers?
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15. Who is this coordinator for the New Orleans Saints?
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Answer Key:
1. Who is #17 for the Dallas Cowboys?
2. Who is #31 for the Detroit Lions?
3. Who is #58 for the Cincinnati Bengals?
4. Who is #52 for the Green Bay Packers?
5. Who is #34 for the Cleveland Browns?
6 & 7. Who is #22 for the San Diego Chargers, and who is #14 for the Buffalo Bills?
8. Who is #26 for the Chicago Bears?
9. Who is #39 for the Atlanta Falcons?
10. Who is #25 for the Seattle Seahawks?
11. Who is #85 for the Jacksonville Jaguars?
12. Who is #14 for the Philadelphia Eagles?
13. Who is #31 for the Washington Redskins?
14. Who is #43 for the Pittsburgh Steelers?
15. Who is this coordinator for the New Orleans Saints?
Answer Key:
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NBA 2K15's Face Scans are Beyond Terrifying
Unless the goal was to make everybody look like a burn victim or Sloth from "The Goonies," we'd say they missed the mark.
According to Uproxx, the latest installment of the NBA 2K series is having a little trouble with its facial recognition feature, with one gamer going as far as proving it did a better job scanning his dog's face than his own.
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The game hit stores yesterday, and while most of it seems to be widely accepted by the gaming community, it's the horrific issues with its face scan feature that is all the rage on Twitter. These are some of our favorites so far:
These Twitter pics are just a tad on the sexier side: The 100 Sexiest Twitter Pics
According to Uproxx, the latest installment of the NBA 2K series is having a little trouble with its facial recognition feature, with one gamer going as far as proving it did a better job scanning his dog's face than his own.
The game hit stores yesterday, and while most of it seems to be widely accepted by the gaming community, it's the horrific issues with its face scan feature that is all the rage on Twitter. These are some of our favorites so far:
2K Face Scan not working bruh pic.twitter.com/TlWy1lAbhJ
- Cutty (@LilCutty) October 7, 2014
Don't worry the next 2k face scan turned out much better. pic.twitter.com/v8RIipGlIr
- Blake168 (@BCDaPrynce) October 7, 2014
Can you tell me what this is @Ronnie2K pic.twitter.com/3ZKnLRnV5P
- Chase (@ChaseBasford) October 7, 2014
Groot? pic.twitter.com/tIlQ96BTVe
- nice Halloween ghost (@SquidDad) October 7, 2014
3rd and final 2k face scan. I've grown up my entire life thinking I was white. pic.twitter.com/4mxOnBd1HK
- Blake168 (@BCDaPrynce) October 7, 2014
Thanks @NBA2K ...u turned me into an incest baby deformity #FaceScan fail pic.twitter.com/Cz1vr9rGro
- Bobbaganoosh (@FadeMcCown) October 7, 2014
#2k15 #facescan got people's created players looking like mongoloids. pic.twitter.com/htlSg6nLCp
- Rijolaaaaaaa (@PBnJo) October 7, 2014
@Ronnie2K I don't look like Scottie Pippen bro #2KFacescan #facescan pic.twitter.com/6MCy0HbTV1
- its lit (@JimmyIsPrez) October 7, 2014
These Twitter pics are just a tad on the sexier side: The 100 Sexiest Twitter Pics
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This Is The Best Way To Ask For A One-Night Stand On Tinder
Gentlemen, all of your ridiculous pickup lines have officially become obsolete. The days of the one line pickups are through. This is all thanks to a fella named Derek who messaged a young lady by the name of Jules Geary on Tinder recently. But it was not just the typical introductory dating app message. This was a very hilarious, honest and drawn-out attempt to get Geary to sleep with him. We applaud the effort, but it didn't seem to work, since Geary took a couple of screenshots and posted them to her Twitter account exclaiming, "Deleting my tinder." Don't give up hope though, Derek. We're sure one of the many girls you cut and pasted this ridiculous story to will eventually take the bait.
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See Also: Some Guy Recreated a Bunch of Female Tinder Pics and They're Glorious
See Also: Some Guy Recreated a Bunch of Female Tinder Pics and They're Glorious
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Here's How Much It Costs To Book Your Favorite Bands
I'm not gonna lie...I once had a dream that Bruce Springsteen performed at my birthday party. Let me just say that it was way less expensive in my dream. In fact, he did it just out of appreciation of my loyal support as a fan throughout my entire life. Warning: This is not the case if you want to book your favorite artist in real life. You better start saving now because, according to information gathered by Priceonomics, it's going to cost a pretty penny.
This information comes from a third-party booking agency, so the numbers aren't entirely accurate and deals can vary, but this is just to give you a ballpark figure. Some of them will surprise, some of them won't, and the rest of will make you cry when you realize how much certain artists you can't stand make per performance.
(h/t 22 Words)
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Austin News Station Tweets Pictures of Naked Men Instead of Traffic Report
Let's be honest: Unless these photos were taken in the middle lane of I-35, then it looks like another television station's Twitter account was hacked.
According to The Concourse, Time Warner Cable News Austin has almost 33,000 Twitter followers, most of whom check in to get updated traffic reports a couple times an hour for the morning and afternoon commutes.
But last night's drive home became a little, well, "hairy" after somebody hacked into the news station's account and tweeted photos of guys grabbing ahold of their giant rigs instead of the usual accident report:
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Too many? Well, four too many to be exact.
TWC News Austin quickly removed the dick pics tweet and offered their sincere apologies:
In a related story, there were nearly a dozen accidents on Austin roadways during yesterday's afternoon drive, most of which were probably caused by people who were driving like dicks.
"Rockboner" would have been thrilled with that traffic update: Memphis TV Station's Twitter Account Posts PornHub Link Instead of Radar
According to The Concourse, Time Warner Cable News Austin has almost 33,000 Twitter followers, most of whom check in to get updated traffic reports a couple times an hour for the morning and afternoon commutes.
But last night's drive home became a little, well, "hairy" after somebody hacked into the news station's account and tweeted photos of guys grabbing ahold of their giant rigs instead of the usual accident report:
Too many? Well, four too many to be exact.
TWC News Austin quickly removed the dick pics tweet and offered their sincere apologies:
We sincerely apologize for an earlier tweet which contained offensive content. We are investigating what happened.
- TWC News Austin (@TWCNewsAustin) October 8, 2014
In a related story, there were nearly a dozen accidents on Austin roadways during yesterday's afternoon drive, most of which were probably caused by people who were driving like dicks.
"Rockboner" would have been thrilled with that traffic update: Memphis TV Station's Twitter Account Posts PornHub Link Instead of Radar
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Mandatory Viewing: The All-Nude Olympics
Welcome to Mandatory Viewing, our weekly show where men talk sports, politics, current events and really weird Internet videos they hope their children will never see. This week: an Olympic Games where we can't diss the team uniforms, a Down Under street brawl and more.
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11 Hilarious Notes Left By Complete Strangers
Hey kids, remember what your parents told you about strangers? Well, it turns out they were completely wrong. Strangers are absolutely awesome. At least according to the following images of funny notes that our friend Jeff Wysaski over at Pleated Jeans recently compiled. So, it's time to stop trusting your parents and start trusting some strangers.*
*Please do not actually start trusting strangers.
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*Please do not actually start trusting strangers.
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Startups That're Actually Amazing
Today's American dream seems (more often than not) to follow a certain arc: come up with a brilliant idea, start scrappy but pour your heart and soul into it, then sell it for a squillion dollars and retire before your 20-year high school reunion. So who are the dreamers out there, still at the 'scrappy' stage, that you should be learning from (and maybe even investing in)? Check out a few actually awesome up-and-comers.
Who it's for: Currently Watsup caters to those in (or travelling to) New York, Los Angeles, San Francisco and Las Vegas
Why it'll catch on: Because the crack team behind it is made up of brainiacs from Google, Microsoft and IBM
Who it's for: Android users
Why it'll catch on: It's backed by Google Ventures, and those guys know a good thing when they see it (umm, heard of Uber?)
Who it's for: Coffee snobs in NYC and San Francisco
Why it'll catch on: In a few short years, their chem-lab approach to percolating has resulted in a subscription service, 15 cafes and counting, and innovations like this order-ahead app.
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Watsup
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What it is: "The first and only app to instantly organize interesting social media chatter by time and location, Watsup curates everything from pop-up concerts to celebrity sightings using dynamic streams of text, photos and videos." A recent dig around showed us a nearby pizza festival (yes!), the latest Matisse exhibition (oui) and a free Fleetwood Mac concert (Say You Will?), along with who's-tweeting-what on the ground, trending pics and posters, and how to get to the heart of the action
Who it's for: Currently Watsup caters to those in (or travelling to) New York, Los Angeles, San Francisco and Las Vegas
Why it'll catch on: Because the crack team behind it is made up of brainiacs from Google, Microsoft and IBM
Snowball
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What it is: "Snowball shows your messages from Facebook, Snapchat, WhatsApp, SMS and all your other social apps in ONE place."
Who it's for: Android users
Why it'll catch on: It's backed by Google Ventures, and those guys know a good thing when they see it (umm, heard of Uber?)
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What it is: This inclusion is twofold: First, let us introduce the pedestrian coffee-drinkers amongst you to Blue Bottle, the coffee company that takes morning joe and places it on a pedestal OH so very high. Their methods of brewing incorporate alchemy, and their finished products inspire hipsters to line up around the block both day and night. So if you like your coffee like you like your women-complex, delicious and only ready to go ten minutes after you're late-give 'em a try. But save the wait by downloading Square Order-the app judges how far you are from your closest Blue Bottle, places your desired order when you're a few minutes out (based on your physical distance from the shop, as well as their wait time) and pays for it.
Who it's for: Coffee snobs in NYC and San Francisco
Why it'll catch on: In a few short years, their chem-lab approach to percolating has resulted in a subscription service, 15 cafes and counting, and innovations like this order-ahead app.
WeWork
What it is: Now that you've got your own awesome idea, it's time to shove it to the man, quit your day job and CREATE. But you'll need a dynamic, inspiring spot to draw up the designs and take the calls from investors and type out the emails that'll make you rich ... and none of that'll happen from your couch. Enter WeWork, the shareable office space for people just like you.
Who it's for: Creatives in search of a space in which they can be productive. A space, that is, in New York, DC, Chicago, Seattle, Boston, San Francisco, L.A. and three countries internationally
Why it'll catch on: As the traditional office gives way to work-from-home entrepreneurs, and those entrepreneurs seek structure, the market's booming for this type of business.
Who it's for: Creatives in search of a space in which they can be productive. A space, that is, in New York, DC, Chicago, Seattle, Boston, San Francisco, L.A. and three countries internationally
Why it'll catch on: As the traditional office gives way to work-from-home entrepreneurs, and those entrepreneurs seek structure, the market's booming for this type of business.
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