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Last week, Paramount Pictures released the John Wayne classic, "Hondo" on Blu-ray and it got us thinking.
If you want to feel bad about the current state of American masculinity, look at John Wayne. The legendary actor epitomized what a man should be: stoic, moral and not taking crap from anybody. Wayne was a legendary badass both onscreen and off, and in this feature we'll share some of his manliest moments. Watch and learn, emo kids. This is how you're supposed to do it.
10. Hondo breaks the horse - 1953
The role of Hondo Lane in 1953's "Hondo" is one of Wayne's best, as he plays a U.S. Cavalry rider who falls in love with a ranchwoman who split from her drunk, womanizing husband. One of the movie's best moments comes early on when Hondo offers to tame a horse for riding. The bond between man and horse is one of the most important things in a Western, and watching the legendary cowboy bring the untamed animal into control is a wordless depiction of the power of a truly strong dude. -
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9. In Stalin's sights - 1951
You know that you're an exemplar of the American way of life when the Russkies try to have you killed. In the early '50s, no man embodied American-ness quite like John Wayne, and the outspoken actor had plenty to say about the loss of freedoms behind the Iron Curtain. As a result, Joseph Stalin dispatched multiple agents to the States to end Wayne's life. The most notable came at the Warner Brothers lot, where a pair of commies disguised as FBI men very nearly did the deed only to be stopped by the real FBI. When Khrushchev came into power, he called off the operation, because he was a big fan. -
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8. Hasty Pudding - 1969
Harvard's Hasty Pudding Club is the university's preeminent theatrical society, staging shows just about every year since 1944. They also honor a famous actor and actress every year in a hilarious ceremony. In 1969, the group pegged John Wayne to be the Grand Marshal of their annual parade, and instead of riding to the ceremony in a limousine, the Duke requisitioned an M-113 armored personnel carrier and drove it down the streets of swinging Cambridge. -
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7. Dogs playing poker - 1952
On the set of "Hondo," John Wayne struck up a friendship with Rudd Weatherwax, the dog trainer most famous for raising Lassie. The film featured a collie that was either a descendent or a sibling of the legendary dog, and Wayne was very taken with it. In a late-night poker game, Wayne (who loved a friendly game of cards) got Weatherwax so deep in the hole that he actually bet ownership of the dog, and the Duke won. Like a boss, though, he gave the dog back the next morning. -
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6. Animal wrestling - 1962
When filming Howard Hawks's "Hatari", John Wayne -- like the other lead actors -- did all of his own animal-related stunts. Needless to say, the Hollywood maxim of "never work with kids or animals" was called into play multiple times. When Wayne had to wrestle a giraffe into a flatbed truck for one of the movie's scenes, he was so incensed by the animal's refusal to cooperate that he started cursing extravagantly, requiring Hawks to strip the audio from the footage and re-dub it afterwards, sans profanity. -
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5. Birthday brawl - 1963
One of my favorite under-rated John Wayne films is "Donovan's Reef," which pairs him with the equally craggy Lee Marvin for an explosion of badassitude. Wayne plays Michael "Guns" Donovan, an expat Navy man living on an island in French Polynesia. Donovan and fellow vet Thomas "Boats" Gilhooley share a birthday, and these guys don't like to share. Every year for the 21 that they've known each other these two dudes have engaged in fisticuffs on their birthday, and the 22nd is no exception. The two tough guys go at each other with frantic zeal, and it's one of Wayne's best screen fights. -
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4. Winning the Oscar - 1969
John Wayne wasn't in Hollywood for the approval of the critics. He made the movies he wanted to make, and he made them his way. But there was one occasion when those two worlds intersected admirably, and that was with 1969's "True Grit." The adaptation of the Charles Portis novel gave Wayne one of his most well-rounded characters in aging one-eyed Marshal Rooster Cogburn, and he won both a Golden Globe and an Oscar for the performance. Wayne's speech was typically terse, telling the assembled Academy "Wow! If I'd known that, I'd have put that patch on 35 years earlier." -
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3. Laugh-In - 1968
One of the most important things a true badass can have is a sense of humor about himself. For all his craggy, stone-faced grandeur, John Wayne was a very down-to-earth guy who didn't mind poking fun at his own image every once in a while. One of the best examples of this came from his occasional guest appearances on "Rowan and Martin's Laugh-In" throughout the '60s. Wayne would show up in some seriously idiosyncratic situations, including reciting poetry and even once wearing a bunny suit. Now that takes real toughness. -
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2. Home invasion - 1960
This tale perfectly sums up the unique mixture of toughness and decency that made John Wayne a legend. In 1960, a burglar got ahold of Wayne's unlisted address in Encino, Calif. and broke into his home with the intent of stealing some priceless memorabilia. He didn't reckon on the Duke being home and the crook quickly found himself at the wrong end of a shotgun while Wayne's wife Pilar called the cops. The kicker, though? The crook had come to the job in a taxicab and the driver was waiting outside, ignorant of the whole thing. So, like a solid dude, John Wayne went out and paid the fare. -
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1. Books' last shot - 1976
Let's close with the final film of the Duke's career, and one of his finest. "The Shootist," released in 1976, is in many ways a final masterstroke to the golden age of masculinity that John Wayne represented. As J.B. Books, Wayne faced his own impending death from cancer and put a bullet between its eyes. Wayne wasn't originally even considered for the role, but he tirelessly campaigned for the part and now we can't see how it could have been played by anybody else. The fact that this was his final film allowed Wayne to go out on top.Experience the toughness of John Wayne firsthand by adding a copy of "Hondo" to your Blu-ray collection today.
Looking at the Alamo's 1982 list, it's really E.T. and Blade Runner - a family movie classic and an influential, dark, sci-fi masterpiece - that carry the bulk of that summer's greatness. Throw in Wrath of Khan (eleven Star Trek films have been released, and this is still the best), The Thing (a film whose reputation has grown exponentially since its release, and rightly so), Poltergeist, and The Road Warrior and you've got a sextet of titanic genre films, to be sure. The other three seem like filler: Tron was revolutionary in terms of computer effects, but not much more; Conan the Barbarian is fun, but kind of ridiculous; and Rocky III is beloved in a theoretical, great-when-you-were-a-teenager sense, but, really, a classic? (Angry Clubber Lang fans begin frothing at the mouth and 
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