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Kentucky Man Poses As Cop After Prostitute Steals His Wallet Then Gets Tased By Real One

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Well, that's another great thing about Internet porn: It doesn't steal your wallet.

According to WKYT, a 32-year-old Winchester man who recently got his wallet and phone stolen by a hooker he solicited decided to impersonate a police officer at her apartment complex in an effort to get them back, but wound up getting tased by a real cop instead.

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Police said Colt Christopher (seriously, that's his real name) solicited the prostitute around 10 p.m. Tuesday night and then showed up at her apartment after she stole his stuff. Christopher began pounding on her door while screaming that he was a police officer, freaking out many of the hooker's neighbors.

Fearing that he had a gun, one resident called the real police. When an officer arrived on the scene, Christopher allegedly cursed at him and later "charged at him." Even in Kentucky you can't do that, and the real officer tased him.

Christopher was charged with impersonating a peace officer, menacing, disorderly conduct and alcohol intoxication. Calls from the media have not been returned, which means the hooker probably still has his phone.

These cops can't get enough of a local reporter's solid set of Ds: Police Officers Accidentally Leave Reporter A Voicemail While Talking About Her Breasts

 

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12 Amazing Infographics You Never Knew You Always Needed

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It's incredible how much easier it is to soak up information from a fun, colorful graph instead of just a page of written out data. Things you never even cared about become completely engulfing by making it aesthetically pleasing. To prove that, here are a dozen infographics on subjects that you'd probably never consider learning more about, but you'll absolutely love because of how pretty they are.

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Now the only thing you need to open a beer is another beer!

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Want to know when you should make any major purchase?

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Never run out of room in your suitcase again with this handy guide.

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Make your dinner party legit even if the friends you invite over have no idea the difference between a water goblet and a wine glass.

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Pretty much every knot you'd ever need to tie is here for you to learn.

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Pretty much every knot you'd ever need to tie is here for you to learn.

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Throw that clip-on nonsense in the trash because you're classy now.

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All apples are not created equal and now you'll never choose the wrong one again.

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Impress your father in law by identifying a cigar type just by looking at it instead of googling the name when he's not paying attention.

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This may be the most important thing you'll read all day.

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How much caffeine are you actually dumping into your body, you monster?

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And why not learn all about string theory while you're at it?

Via Imgur

 

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Jared Fogle Once Ripped On The Men From 'To Catch A Predator'

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There's nothing worse then a hypocrite...unless said hypocrite goes by the name of Jared Fogle. The former Subway spokesman only continues to disgust America with every new tidbit of information about him that comes to light. This most recent news story isn't necessarily new, but unless you were a huge fan of VH1's "I Love the New Millennium" back in 2008, you probably weren't aware of it. The audacity of this disgusting human being clearly knows no bounds, and this video is only further proof. What a scumbag. (h/t Uproxx)

For more instances of bitter irony, check out our Hilariously Ironic Photos, Vol. 3

 

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Somebody Turned An English Town's Trash Cans Into Minions

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Move over Deez Nuts. There's a new prankster in town.

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According to Mirror, residents in the English town of Peacehaven awoke Monday morning to find that somebody painted ten of their town's trash cans to look like Minions.

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Residents aren't sure who is behind the prank, although some thought it was a neat way to promote an upcoming festival where a Minion is supposed to be in attendance. But festival organizers said that wasn't the case.

Most people are reportedly "amused" by their new garbage cans, and some have even turned it into a game, running around town trying to find all ten.

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Surprisingly, the Town Council isn't upset that somebody vandalized their trash bins. In fact, they "admire" the person or people who did it.

"Anything that encourages people to use the litter bins provided is a good thing as we want to keep the district clean and tidy for all to enjoy," one council member said.

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Personally, I think Minions are cool. But if the artist or artists really wanted to hit the nail on the head, they should have painted a bin used to collect garbage to look like Kevin Costner instead.

Here's a dog who is a bigger Minions fan than most humans: Here's A Dog Going To Town On A Minion Toy

 

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Watch This Bull Destroy Both The Matador And The Fools Who Try To Carry Him Off

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Coming up with a catchy title for your video can be one of the most challenging aspects of uploading it to the Internet, but in this case, the crew at LiveLeak pretty much nailed it with "Bull 3, Dumbshits 0."

We're not sure when and where the hilarity ensued, but it's clear this matador and his assistants all deserved the ass pounding that was administered by the bull.



I mean, call us crazy, but defending yourself against a bull charging at you at roughly 35 MPH sure seems like it would be a hell of a lot easier if you weren't on your knees, brah.

Here's a matador who literally gave a ballsy effort in the ring: Spanish Bullfighter's Testicle 'Eviscerated' By Bull's Horn

 

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New E Bra Could Increase Woman's Breast Size In One Week

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It appears Serbian inventor Milan Milic has created a new bra which could serve as a welcome alternative to breast enhancement surgery for women around the world. Dubbed the E Bra, he says he came up with the idea for his vibrating bust-enhancing harness after his girlfriend complained that her breasts were too small. So he decided to put it to the test on several women in Europe before moving the trials to the U.S. for further study.

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As you can see from the photo above, which shows 49-year-old Miami-based subject Sabrina Molinar's breasts before and after a week of using the product for 15 minutes a day, it appears to be working like a charm. Of the experience, Molinar claimed, "I was a 36B before but now I think I'd be a lot more comfortable in a C cup - although I haven't been out to buy any new bras yet."

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Further evidence comes from another Miami-based student named Andrea (pictured above), who says not only did her bust grow from a 32B to a 34C within a week of using the product, but "they've stayed the same, which is what I was worried about. I thought it might just be a temporary increase."

While Milic has kept the talk of the science of his product to a minimum for now, he has stated that his vibrating bra works to increase blood flow and circulation to the breasts to enhance their size. The product is still in the experimental stages for now, but he hopes to have it on the market as early as next year. Until then, women (and let's face it, most men) anxiously await the final results.

Via The Sun

 

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South Carolina Woman Arrested For Stealing Bondage Gear

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Let's be honest: She couldn't have been that upset when the cops put her in cuffs.

According to The Smoking Gun, a 19-year-old bondage enthusiast was unwillingly (this time) slapped with handcuffs last week after she was caught stealing a restraint kit from the Spencer's Gifts store inside a Spartanburg mall.

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Police said Taylor Aughtman was busted by store staff and a mall security guard walking past "all points of sale" with an "Under the Bed" restraint kit valued at almost 40 bucks. When a real officer arrived on the scene, he asked Aughtman if she had anything else in her possession that was stolen. Indeed she did, and the 8 pairs of panties she stole from Victoria's Secret earlier were also returned.

Aughtman was charged with shoplifting and spent Tuesday night in jail before being released early Wednesday morning.

In a related story, if you're looking to "enjoy positions you never thought were possible," then being able to "turn your bed into a bondage playground" for just $40 sounds like the deal of the century.

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Kids who attend the USC on the West Coast can actually join a bondage club: Kinky USC Students Can Now Sign UP For 'BDSM Club'

 

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Canadian Politician Caught Urinating Into Homeowner's Cup

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Rinsing it out - while appreciated - doesn't make it okay, bro.

According to Gawker, a service technician who was running as a Canadian Conservative Party parliamentary candidate was dismissed by the party after footage recently surfaced of him pissing into a homeowner's coffee cup.

The hidden camera footage came courtesy of a 2012 episode of "Marketplace," where a producer acted as a homeowner and watched from another room during a "sting operation" trying to catch repairmen overcharging for basic services.

We imagine the producer damn near pissed himself when he saw Jerry Bance do this instead:



In "other news?" How in the hell was that not the top story? I mean, let's be honest: If Donald Trump got busted taking a leak into Mike Huckabee's cup of joe - even if aliens landed in Kansas - Scott Pelley would spend at least the first 12 minutes of the CBS Evening News covering it and then touch on the aliens after the first commercial break.

This clown liked his coworker so much that he jerked off into her coffee. Nice guy: Minnesota Man Admits To Putting His Semen In Coworker's Coffee

 

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The Benefits Of Becoming A Morning Person

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Apple's Tim Cook is up before 4 AM to kick-start his routine just in time to get his Starbucks. Meanwhile, Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz is up by 4:30 AM to get his biking in while likely wearing Tim Cook's Apple Watch. There's a reason these men are as successful as they are, and starting the day right by being a morning person is partially responsible. A lot of success has to do with drive and solid work ethic - some of these people are the first to the office and the last to turn out the lights - but avoiding a false start is right up there, too. There's not enough time in the day to find success if you're sleeping one off like a degenerate life dropout, so here's a few tips to point you in the right direction.

Why Would You?
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Whether you want better grades, a lucrative career or overall health, studies show a strong correlation between success and waking up early. There are several reasons why it's better to be a morning person, and if you can't find one herein that suits you, you're either super rich already or dead inside. Start by getting a good look at some successful early risers, routines that work as well as ones that don't and the goodness you'll inherit as a morning person. You'll likely be a much happier, healthier and more reliable person for doing so. But who really wants that?

Routines That Work
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Between a quick workout, a cup of Joe and a shower - yes, even if you work from home - there are any number of things that are great to do before the sun burns too brightly. The monotonous tasks, especially, are good to get out of the way before most people wake up. The key is to get the exhausting stuff done while your energy is up. Jack Dorsey, founder of Twitter and Square, is up every day at 5:30 AM to meditate and jog before putting in a combined 16 hours between his two businesses. So aside for making time to connect with loved ones - which you kind of need to do while they are conscious - getting in a workout and enjoy some of life's overlooked pleasures can be achieved while everyone else is still sound asleep, wetting their beds.

Routines That Don't Work
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Although it's not breaking news that there are plenty of perks to routinely rubbing one out, there's also a time and a place for it. Masturbation as a daily ritual may relieve unwanted stress, but like any good romp in the hay - the sex - it can be rather sedating. That's one ritual to leave at the back door for some end of the day decompression. Of course, it never hurt to treat your lady to some morning delight, which will only get her excited for your return home.

While nobody needs cable in 2015, there's no denying the draw it can have on your attention. But there's a time and a place to get it in. Bob Iger, CEO at Disney, is up at 4:30 AM to watch TV, listen to music and check his email before heading to work. Everything in moderation, especially moderation, is good practice, but make sure that if it's taking up a major chunk of your day that it fits appropriately into your priorities.

Added Advantages
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Sometimes it's not about getting the right number of hours of sleep that counts, but rather getting up at the right hour. Waking up with the day and going down when it's dark tends to gel with the body's activity levels more naturally. Have you ever seen somebody trying to function on the graveyard shift? They're miserable. Highly creative people are known to stay up later - night owls - and get better work done, but they are also linked to depression. People who get up early are linked to optimism.
As a result, early risers, especially those who also eating right, are known to have the higher energy levels which help them be proactive, less stressed and more motivated.

That extra time and motivation in the morning is best used as a window to exercise, plan ahead and get work done early. A simple 20-minute workout makes a big difference in your energy levels, too. It reduces stress and loosens up the body for the work day. Planning ahead helps to avoid hasty time crunches, and working ahead allows time for hobbies later, making your actual job less taxing on the soul. By the time the work week ends, you're more likely to be on top of things and ready for a quick recharge rather than behind on everything. Jeff Immelt, CEO of GE, has been working 100+ hours a week for more than 20 years. Getting up as early as 5:30 AM is practically a requirement.

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In addition to feeling great, early birds can workout longer, walk the dog further and enjoy an extra cup of coffee while the sun isn't beating down on them. Plus, sunrises are more inspiring and motivating compared to sunsets, obviously. Richard Branson, founder of Virgin Group, keeps the curtains drawn even though he works from his private island so he can wake with the sun. He then works out and grabs breakfast. Remember, if you're pumping the caffeine in to get the wheels turning, it's just as smart to hydrate and consume healthy foods like delicious smoothies as it is to get a good night's rest and be up at a decent hour to keep the body balanced. It also never hurts to meditate or practice a little gratitude by doing some routine writing to keep the positive thoughts going, which will lend itself to your workday. Use the morning to recharge, reinvigorate and study the word of the day before using it incorrectly in a business meeting.

In addition to getting going early, it's just as important to have a shut down period. Evaluate yourself. The question "Did I do the best I could today?" should be a regular internal conversation you have at the beginning and end of each day. Challenge yourself to discover what would make tomorrow even greater and be grateful for the day you've had, but still strive to do always be better. See you bright and early tomorrow morning.

 

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10 Ways To Get High Without Drugs

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The human brain is a magical machine, and naturally when we see a machine we want to break it. As a civilization we've been using psychoactive drugs for centuries with a variety of effects, from the stimulant found in South American coca leaves to the soothing smoke of hemp. But those things can get you arrested or worse, so people have long looked for ways to simulate their effects without forbidden substances. In this feature, we'll run down a laundry list of ways to make your brain trip out without drugs.

Sensory Deprivation
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The human mind is wired to constantly take in information from the outside world. But what happens when you turn that flow of information off? Intense hallucinations, for one. People have been using sensory deprivation tanks, where you float in a bed of water in complete dark silence, to bring on altered mental states for decades. A recent experiment at the University of Cambridge locked 19 volunteers in a sensory deprivation room and found that many started hallucinating in just 15 minutes. Sure, they also experienced paranoia and depression, but you can't have everything.

Holotropic Breathwork
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I'm going to warn you that we'll dive into some pretty deep hippie stuff in this feature. Case in point: holotropic breathwork, which started to gain momentum in the 1970s. Devised by Dr. Stanislav Grof (who had previously experimented with LSD as a therapy aid), it works by getting you to accelerate your breathing, typically in time with intense music, to hyper-oxygenate your blood over the course of several hours. People who have tried it claim that it gives them increased consciousness of their body, vivid hallucinations and other effects.

Lucia
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One of the most common ways that people try to get high without drugs is by overloading the senses, usually sight and hearing. The Lucia No. 3 system, developed by Dr Dirk Proeckl and Dr Engelbert Winkler, combines a unique array of lights that pulse and move in synch with audio, all controlled by a computer program. The lights stimulate the pineal gland, which controls several other areas of the brain, and in just minutes induces a variety of visual hallucinations. It's not recommended for people with epilepsy, as it can induce seizures, and if you want to take one home it'll run you $25,000.

Trip Sunglasses
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We can't vouch for how well the Mood sunglasses created by designer Bruce Agoston replicate the visual hallucinations induced by LSD, as we haven't tried them and our acid experiences were a few decades ago. The 3D-printed shades are made with six interchangeable lenses that can be layered over each other. Every lens has a different moire pattern of distortion, and when rotated they create a variety of trippy visual effects. Sure, they look pretty damn corny, but nobody ever said tripping balls was cool.

Binaural Audio
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The brain is a fascinating organ capable of processing a tremendous amount of sensory data into a coherent picture of the world. But what happens when you feed it information that it can't process correctly? That's the principle behind binaural audio, which devotees claim can induce incredible hallucinations. Using a pair of headphones, you pump a pair of slightly different subsonic frequencies into your ears. The subtle phase differential allegedly can cause mood changes and phantom sounds, among other effects.

God Helmet
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Some big-time users of psychotropic drugs claim that they give them something akin to a religious experience, and Michael Persinger's God Helmet is designed to stimulate exactly that. Using an array of magnets to stimulate the temporal lobes, the device (which is housed in a snowmobile helmet) has remarkably consistent results. You need to be sealed in a soundproof Faraday cage to eliminate any interference, though, so that takes a little setup. Users report sensing mysterious invisible presences, along with a range of inexplicable physical sensations.

Sleep Deprivation
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One classic way to mess with your brain is depriving it of the sleep it needs to stay sane. People have been experimenting with sleep deprivation for recreational purposes for generations, and scientists are just now learning how it works. As we go through our day, our body produces waste chemicals including one called adenosine that builds up in the brain. Sleeping allows us to purge those toxins, but when you skip it they start to deform your perceptions. Experimenters have reported incredibly vivid hallucinations starting after just 24 hours without sleep.

Perception Scope
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In the absence of psychedelic drugs, explorers of the mind have developed a number of oddball techniques to send their brains into meltdown state. One of the easiest to put together on your own is the "perception scope," which works by removing visual context from objects. The brain is a powerful organ, but it needs a lot of stimulus to operate correctly. By looking through a tubular object at a surface that contains a lot of visual detail, it's possible to make the mind see movement and transformation where none exists.

Hypnosis
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You're going to need some help with this one, but if it works it's pretty amazing. The actual effectiveness of hypnosis has been hotly debated for the past few decades, and there's still no scientific consensus as to whether it really changes the brain or if people are just gullible. However, a recent experiment by hypnotist Hank Stone where he put 22 people into a trance and commanded them to "feel high" indicates that it's possible to experience all of the fun of drugs without any of the negatives.

Mindstorm
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There are actually companies that make their bones tripping people out. Janssen Pharmaceuticals, a division of Johnson & Johnson, introduced a device called Mindstorm to simulate hallucinations. It's not for recreational use, though. Instead, it's designed as a training tool for police officers, health care workers and other people who may have to deal with mentally impaired individuals. Over the course of a six minute "trip," your sensory input is gradually altered to destabilize your psyche. The experience isn't pleasurable, but those who have used it testify that it definitely brought them to an altered state of mind.

 

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The 10 Craziest Moments From Uncle Joe Biden

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Joe Biden is a straight shooter with no filter. He's also way too handsy with people, but that's neither here nor there. The truth is, he's just a man. And sometimes men run their mouths without consulting their brains first. Here are a few things Biden has done, and whether you're a Republican or a Democrat, we can all agree that our esteemed vice president can be quite the silly boy.

1. He massaged and sniffed Defense Secretary Ashton Carter's wife.
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During Carter's swearing in as defense secretary, Biden gets a little too close for comfort. He puts his hands on Mrs. Carter's shoulders and whispers sweet nothings in her ear. This goes on for 10 seconds.

2. He tried to gently kiss the forehead of Senator Christopher Coon's young daughter, but she dodges his advances.
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Chris Hanson was sorely absent during Senator Christopher Coons' ceremony earlier this year. Biden zeroes in on Margaret Coons, 13, and tells her, "My lord you're getting big." He then touches her buttocks (1:33 in the video) and proceeds to whisper gently in her ear, like he did to Ashton Carter's wife. And then the big one - he tries to kiss her. She recoils away from Uncle Joe's lips.

3. TV reporter Amie Parnes stops Biden's hands from groping her breasts.
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Parnes posted a photo taken at a 2013 Christmas party on Facebook. It went viral. Many questioned whether Parnes' hands were blocking Joe's from feeling her fun bags. What do you think?

4. He told a crowd of black people that Mitt Romney would put them "back in chains."
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Biden said during a rally in Virginia, "They're going to put y'all back in chains," referring to Romney and running mate Paul Ryan. Now, "fearmongering" is usually a term thrown at Republicans, but if there was any fear that shouldn't be exploited, telling a segment of the population that Republicans want to put them in slavery is definitely it.

5. Describing Obama in 2007: "You got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that's a storybook, man."
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What exactly is a "mainstream African-American," if I may ask? Tyler Perry? Oprah? Kevin Hart? Reverse the situation and imagine if George Bush said the same thing. It would make heads explode.

6. When he introduced Barack Obama in 2008 as "Barack America."
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In all seriousness, if there were a presidential candidate whose last name was already "America," they could run as a communist and win the Republican vote.

7. He told a wheelchair-bound senator to "stand up."
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Almost immediately afterwards, he recognized his mistake and uttered an apologetic "Oh, God love you, what am I talking about?" Nice rebound, Joe.

8. He said Hillary Clinton was more qualified to be the vice president than him, and that she should've probably been elected instead.
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In September of 2008, Biden said, "Hillary Clinton is as qualified or more qualified than I am to be Vice President of the United States of America. Quite frankly, it might have been a better pick than me." Considering the tsunami of shit Hillary is wading through at the moment, Biden was probably still the wiser choice in retrospect.

9. He stereotyped Indians as 7-Eleven and Dunkin' Donuts workers.
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Speaking to an Indian gentleman in 2006 about the large number of Indian-Americans in his home state, Biden claimed "You cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. I'm not joking." I'm not joking, either.

10. When he said Somalis drive an "awful lot" of cabs.
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A bit more benign than the Indian comment, Biden said in February concerning Somalis: "I might add if you come to the train station with me you'll notice I have great relationships with them because there's an awful lot driving cabs and are friends of mine."

Joe, maybe it's time to lay off the color commentary altogether.
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This Girl Posted A 'Dear Fat People' Video And It's Pissing Everyone Off

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For some reason, YouTube "star" Nicole Arbour decided to post a "Dear Fat People" video, and a lot of people are clearly unhappy about it, bashing the "comedian." Although, how hard she tries to be funny is offensive in itself.

Dear Fat People

What we've all wanted to say to FAT PEOPLE

Posted by Nicole Arbour on Thursday, September 3, 2015

Nicole posted the video just four days ago and it already has over 19 million video views on Facebook, but YouTube has decided to censor the video, and it took down Nicole's entire YouTube page over the weekend before recently putting it back up again.

In the video, Nicole says that "fat-shaming" isn't a thing" and compares over-weight people to slow moving zombies. The video is over six minutes long; six minutes of an airhead spitting out awful joke after awful joke.

Nicole says the video wasn't aimed at slightly overweight people but at the "35 percent of North Americans who are obese. That means you are so fat you are affecting your own health."
A very small minority might agree with Nicole, but in the end, this video just makes her look pretty ugly on the inside.

 

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Georgia Tuba Player Eats It Trying To Run Off The Field

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Hopefully this poor guy has either a sense of humor as large as his waistline or a penis the size of his tuba because life as a teenager at a huge college can be pretty tough.

And we can only imagine that it's 100 times tougher if you're known only as the pudgy tuba player who ate shit on national television while trying to run off the field during the Georgia Bulldogs' 51-14 curb stomping of the Louisiana-Monroe Warhawks Saturday afternoon.



You really have to commend this kid, as he could have just stayed down on the ground and faked an injury, and nobody would have thought any different about it. After all, the kid fell while running full speed and carrying a tuba for Christ's sake.

But this kid is so tough that he was able to get up - on his own, mind you - and eventually make it off the field, tuba and all. And that fact alone hopefully got him laid at some point over the holiday weekend.

h/t Fox Sports

Hey, they're just as clumsy north of the border: Canadian Guy Singing National Anthem On Ice Skates Totally Eats It

 

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These 10 Warning Signs Don't Hold Anything Back


The Famous Full Throttle Saloon Has Just Been Destroyed By A Massive Fire

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Talk about a huge bummer.

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The Full Throttle Saloon, which was billed as "The World's Largest Biker Bar," is completely gone now as a massive fire engulfed it overnight Monday.

A little after midnight a huge fire created havoc for the South Dakota biker bar. The fire was so intense that the firefighters on scene had to back away. Other nearby buildings also caught some of the flames as well.

No injuries were reported and an investigation is currently underway to determine how the fire got started.

A reality show was currently filming at the popular biker bar during the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally.

Check out the aftermath of the fire below:

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Via Kota TV

 

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The Craziest Conspiracy Theories That Some People Actually Believe

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Conspiracy theories sure are fun to read about even if the majority of them are made up by delusional and paranoid folks, but there are some that are so out of this world that it's baffling that some people actually believe them. Check out several of the craziest conspiracy theories below and let us know if you believe any of them. (I'm leaning towards Cher = Elvis Presley as actually being legit.)

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Crazy Conspiracy Theories, Conspiracy Theories That People Believe In

Crazy Conspiracy Theories, Conspiracy Theories That People Believe In

Crazy Conspiracy Theories, Conspiracy Theories That People Believe In

Crazy Conspiracy Theories, Conspiracy Theories That People Believe In

Crazy Conspiracy Theories, Conspiracy Theories That People Believe In

Crazy Conspiracy Theories, Conspiracy Theories That People Believe In

Crazy Conspiracy Theories, Conspiracy Theories That People Believe In

Crazy Conspiracy Theories, Conspiracy Theories That People Believe In

Crazy Conspiracy Theories, Conspiracy Theories That People Believe In

Crazy Conspiracy Theories, Conspiracy Theories That People Believe In

Crazy Conspiracy Theories, Conspiracy Theories That People Believe In

Crazy Conspiracy Theories, Conspiracy Theories That People Believe In

Crazy Conspiracy Theories, Conspiracy Theories That People Believe In

Crazy Conspiracy Theories, Conspiracy Theories That People Believe In

Crazy Conspiracy Theories, Conspiracy Theories That People Believe In
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15 NFL Pickup Lines That Will Almost Definitely Not Work On Anyone 

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If pickup lines are still things that work in dating, then I don't want to be a part of this society anymore. However, if you'd like some absolutely ridiculous openers to see if she knows anything about sports, then we definitely have you covered. Here are 15 completely absurd NFL-themed lines that you should start familiarizing yourself with now before you start spending every Sunday at Buffalo Wild Wings covered in sauce and regret.

NFL Pick-Up Lines, Funny NFL Pick Up Lines
Dang girl, are you Chip Kelly because I just got here and you're already asking me to leave.


NFL Pick-Up Lines, Funny NFL Pick Up Lines
Baby you're like Adrian Peterson and I'm the Minnesota Vikings because it's obvious you don't want to be here, but I'm just ignoring everything you say.


NFL Pick-Up Lines, Funny NFL Pick Up Lines
Hey girl, are you the Jacksonville Jaguars because this thing fell apart before it even started.


NFL Pick-Up Lines, Funny NFL Pick Up Lines
Dang girl, you're like LeSean McCoy's fantasy value because once I saw the Bills I didn't want to have anything to do with you.


NFL Pick-Up Lines, Funny NFL Pick Up Lines
What's up girl? You can call me the Washington football team because most people cringe every time someone says my name.


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Hey girl, are you Jay Cutler? Because I think you made a pass at me, but it was so far off target, I'm not completely sure.


NFL Pick-Up Lines, Funny NFL Pick Up Lines
Dang girl, you can call me Roger Goodell because I'll treat you like Tom Brady and let you cheat for a while, then take you to court and lose all my dignity to you there, as well.


NFL Pick-Up Lines, Funny NFL Pick Up Lines
Ladies call me Trent Richardson because I can never seem to hit the right hole and I leave everyone really disappointed.


NFL Pick-Up Lines, Funny NFL Pick Up Lines
I like my women like Tony Romo; giving it up way too easily at any given time.


NFL Pick-Up Lines, Funny NFL Pick Up Lines
Hey girl, are you a Cleveland Browns' draft pick because I am so sorry for what's about to happen.


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Ladies call me Tim Tebow because I insist on only doing one position, even though I'm absolutely terrible at it.


NFL Pick-Up Lines, Funny NFL Pick Up Lines
Hey girl, are you Joe Flacco because you're certainly not the best, but you're probably not the worst, and I don't feel I can do any better so I'm just going to settle with you.


NFL Pick-Up Lines, Funny NFL Pick Up Lines
Ladies call me JaMarcus Russell because I like to set the expectations high then show up way fatter and sloppier than they anticipated.


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Dang girl, are you Sam Bradford's knee because I've invested way too much in this, and you still can't seem to support yourself.


NFL Pick-Up Lines, Funny NFL Pick Up Lines
Ladies call me the New Orleans Saints because it's becoming abundantly clear that I have completely given up.

 

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Man And His Bulldog Give The Greatest Hip Hop Performance Ever When Nobody's Home

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Everyone is a weirdo when they're home alone. We all like to do things when we're by ourselves that we wouldn't ever do even in front of our most trusted friend. So, when the guy below was home alone, he had no problem grooving with his dog.

The only problem: his wife had set up a camera and caught him and the pup giving the greatest performance ever. And let's all give it up to T.I. for reminding us we can have whatever we like.


I would trade any of my loved ones for that dog. Without hesitation.

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Kylie Jenner Shows Serious Cleavage In New Terry Richardson Photo Shoot

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Now that Kylie Jenner is 18 [checks Wikipedia numerous times just to be certain], we're allowed to look at her and not feel like awful, creepy humans. I still feel like that, but now it's for other reasons.

Kylie Jenner, Terry Richardson, Kylie Jenner New Photo Shoot
Recently, Kylie teamed up with super popular photographer Terry Richardson for a new photo shoot for "Galore" magazine, and the photos are definitely nothing to complain about. At all.

Take a look:


@kittengalore @terryrichardson love this Moschino outfit

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@kittengalore COVER! Sept. Issue shot by @terryrichardson

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@kittengalore @terryrichardson this was the last shot on my way out!

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Kylie can be seen on the cover of the September issue of "Galore," and that's because even at her young age, she is becoming a style and fashion icon.

"I have a good taste in style," Jenner says. "I know what people are going to like and I know what people are not going to like."

That makes sense. We think people are going to like this.

Kylie Jenner, Terry Richardson, Kylie Jenner New Photo Shoot

 

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