London Woman Receives Shocking Message From Tinder Date After Night Of Sex

September 11, 2015, 2:35 am

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Tinder isn't the safest of dating apps to use as you never truly know who you're meeting with, and the woman in this story learned that the hard way after a night of sex.



Cassandra, which isn't her real name, decided to go out on a date with a man she man on Tinder; a man who said his name was Lucas. Lucas sports a six-pack in one of his Tinder pictures, revealed to Cassandra that he was a teacher and that he also cries during sad movies. This has to be the most generic "hey ladies, I'm the perfect guy" role ever.

After meeting Lucas at a bar and having sex with him, Cassandra awake alone in her bed with only a text message.

"Well that was lots of fun, you are so hot, and so was the sex. I have to come clean though. My name is not Lucas, this is my "tinder phone", I don't live in bermondsey, I actually live with my fiancee," the man revealed to Cassandra in the text.

"We are both on tinder and each have one "night out" a month, rules just sex, just one night, no names, no more contact after the date and full disclosure afterwards. I won't go on saturday and am now deleting you on tinder and your number. Sorry if it is a bit of a d**k move but rules are rules."

Cassandra got the text message at 6am.

"He told me on Tinder he would really like to meet me. He talked about his job in a primary school and and his hobbies. He was polite and respectful. I didn't get the feeling he was anything other than he said he was," Cassandra says. "We met at a pub in London, he seemed nice, though nervous and awkward. It was a fun evening, I got no suspicion he was lying, he seemed really genuine."



"We went back to mine. After he left I went to sleep. When I woke up at 6am the next morning I saw his message. My first thought was Oh My God, what an idiot. I was so angry. Then I owned the rage. I went to work in heels and full face make up, which I never do," Cassandra adds.

There isn't much Cassandra could have done to avoid this situation. Just terrible luck.

Cassandra says she is sharing this story so that other women don't fall for the same thing she did.

"He's probably done this to lots of women. I want to warn other ladies to avoid Lucas from Bermondsey. I'm not happy about being the third wheel in this couple's weird one night stand mix."

Via Mirror

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This Week's 20 Funniest Tweets

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Another week, another batch of the most hilarious tweets compiled just for you. Be sure to follow these guys and gals, and check back here every week for more jokes you can tell your friends and pretend you came up with them. They'll think you're hilarious, but inside you'll be cold and dead.

Follow @robfee on Twitter.

*gathers teens around campfire* You wanna hear a horror story? In your 30s you'll drink 3 glasses of champagne & be hungover 2 days later.

- Sarah (@thetigersez) September 4, 2015

Roughly half my energy is spent controlling myself from tracking down House Hunters couples online to tell them I hate them

- Bridger Winegar (@bridger_w) September 3, 2015

*me as a doctor* I see. Yes. Hmm. Well have you tried complaining on facebook about it?

- Dani Fernandez (@msdanifernandez) September 2, 2015

How do they get the hurricanes to arrive in alphabetical order tho

- Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) August 31, 2015

[1st date] her: my biggest fear is never finding true love & dying alone. whats urs me: cracking my iphone screen her: me: like a bad crack

- EJ Gomez (@EJGomez) August 29, 2015

If there are peanut butter m&ms on a desk and I am interviewing for a job then I am not getting the job.

- Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) August 30, 2015

My doctor just avoided using my name for 45 minutes pic.twitter.com/O8v0ogV00h

- hannah (@TribalSpaceCat) August 19, 2015

Stop telling everyone we're "on again off again," I'm your son

- viney (@vineyille) August 22, 2015

Who needs drugs when you can be the first person Target lets in when they open at 7AM.

- Chelsea Lockwood (@Chelsea_Elle) August 16, 2015

Miles Teller is both a good actor and a description of a pedometer.

- Michael Flynn (@Home_Halfway) August 11, 2015

I'm working on my Halloween body.

- Quinn Sutherland (@ReelQuinn) August 25, 2015

WIFE: COME AND GET RID OF THIS SPIDER ME to spider: I told you, you'll get your money. Leave my family out of this SPIDER: you've got 2days

- Your Pal Dave (@T_N_Crumpets) August 20, 2015

It really doesn't feel like September 'til Macy's puts their Christmas decorations up.

- George Wallace (@MrGeorgeWallace) September 5, 2015

"Whoever denied it, supplied it" also works with climate change

- Megan Amram (@meganamram) September 9, 2015

idea for haunted house: dimly lit grocery store sprinkled with people you haven't talked to since high school

- PapeяWash(C) (@PaperWash) September 5, 2015

How to write a horror film: 1. Bad things 2. OR ARE THERE 3. Yes bad things 4. Defeat the bad things 5. OR HAVE THEY

- TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) September 3, 2015

My personal fitness plan is just convincing people that my body is on purpose.

- bourgeois beth (@bourgeoisalien) September 2, 2015

When you & your friends are hungover af & someone suggests McDonald's for breakfast pic.twitter.com/H4JLvpcHt9

- Valerie (@ValeeGrrl) August 30, 2015

I imagine one person saying the first and then a second person asking the next three with increasing incredulity pic.twitter.com/FTj7TLe3jr

- not olga lexell (@runolgarun) August 17, 2015

so embarrassing when u think u nailed the big interview and it turns out he was interviewing the guy behind u the whole time

- chuuch (@ch000ch) September 4, 2015

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We Should All Be As Happy As This Farting Horse

September 11, 2015, 3:06 am

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With so much awfulness happening day in and day out, it's nice to just kick back and forget about your worries for a few minutes. And a quick way to do that is to take a look at this horse having the time of his life farting all his stress away.

And no, you are not too sophisticated and too mature to laugh at this. Someone passing gas will always be funny. Always. It's why Kevin James is still allowed to be in movies.


I'm also pretty sure this is every human after a meal at any local Taco Bell ever.

Better out than in: Girlfriend Busted Farting In Boyfriend's Car By Dashcam

 

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Virginia Woman Caught Trying To Have Sex With Unconscious Guy In Parking Lot

September 11, 2015, 3:27 am

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He should have just said he had a headache.


Police in Norfolk, Virginia, were quickly given a heads up when they spotted a woman trying to have sex with a man who was clearly unconscious.

The woman, 36-year-old Kimberly Jackson, was arrested and later charged with being drunk in public when police caught her on top of the man in a parking lot of a shopping center. It was later revealed that the man was actually her boyfriend, Earl Palmer.


Earl says he had passed out from drinking.

"I'm here trying to clear her name and let them know I consented to that, I just didn't finish the job as you could say," Earl says.

He consented to having sex in a parking lot in broad daylight...

They should have just stocked up on graphic tees at T.J. Maxx if they were already at the shopping center.

Look at this lovely couple:


And check out the couple speaking about the incident below:


Via The Sun

Chipotle made them hot: Delaware Couple Busted Having Sex On A Chipotle Rooftop

 

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10 Things You Probably Didn't Know About Disneyland

September 11, 2015, 3:31 am

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The dream of nearly every child is to spend at least one day at a Disney theme park. It's a magical place filled with fun, thrills and excitement for men, women and children of all ages. But there are some things about Disney you probably weren't aware of no matter how many times you've visited the park. Here are 10 secrets you probably didn't know about Disneyland.


1. Cinderella's castle took over 18 months to build, despite the process only being estimated as a 3-month job. This was because Disney insisted everyone on the construction crew be dressed like a Disney character in full costume at all times, including when they were away from the park and home with their families.


2. The bizarre children's ride, known as "Mr. Toad's Wild Ride," was inspired by a wild night where Walt Disney tried peyote with a few local immigrants. It was originally called "Spiders In My Hair! Oh God They're Crawling Into My Skin!" but was subsequently changed because the sign was too long.


3. If you look closely at the wall to your left after the first drop on "Pirates of the Caribbean" you can see the phrase "Never forget Orlando Bloom." This was not part of the original attraction, but was added after the release of the fourth film by Orlando Bloom himself, who camped out inside the ride and pretended to be animatronic until security caught on and banned him from the premises.


4. "Space Mountain" is one of the most iconic attractions at Disneyland and is a must for any thrill seeker visiting the Magic Kingdom. Surprisingly enough, the large section of the ride that takes place in the dark was unintentional. Employees simply forgot to turn on the lights and now everyone is too embarrassed to admit their mistake.


5. The Disneyland Railroad is a fully functional train that has been running nonstop since the park opened. The workers aboard the train have never been allowed to leave despite the desperate pleas of their loved ones. Riders are encouraged to leave snacks and notes of encouragement behind, as this is the only way the workers eat or communicate with the outside world.


6. "King Triton's Carousel" is extremely anti-Semitic, but not in the way you'd probably expect. When you see it in person, you'll know.


7. Towards the end of "Splash Mountain" you can see a party celebrating the rabbit's escape to safety with various forest animals playing musical instruments. Originally, the animals weren't supposed to be the band. Steppenwolf was booked for the job and was going to live in the ride where they'd play their hits 10-13 hours every day. Sadly, Rushton Moreve, the band's bassist, passed away in 1981 and the idea was scrapped.


8. "The Twilight Zone Tower of Terror" shocks and terrifies riders with its dramatic elevator drops, but one of America's most beloved pop stars nearly destroyed the ride when he forgot a bag of snakes underneath his seat that led to seven people being taken to the hospital with snakebites. Employees claim all the snakes were removed, but you can often hear hissing if you sit in the back left corner. By the way, that unnamed pop star: John Popper from Blues Traveler.


9. Few people realize it, but there's actually a premium ticket called the "Curtain Peak" and only two are sold every year. With it, you get exclusive behind-the-scenes access to every ride, no waiting in any line, you can spit on pedestrians from atop the Matterhorn with no consequences and you get to pick one person in the park to be hung at the beginning of The Haunted Mansion. Legally they won't admit to this, but Disney enthusiasts know it to be true.


10. A fun little secret that music lovers might enjoy is that "Captain EO," the 17-minute 3D adventure film, is actually played by musician and star of "Men in Black II," Michael Jackson.

 

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This Former Beauty Pageant Winner Ate 20 Cheeseburgers In 16 Minutes

September 11, 2015, 4:16 am

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Listen, I still don't understand why sometimes we feel the need to stuff our faces with anything that is on the McDonald's menu. It's like slowly accepting death with every bite. And the woman below probably cut a few years off her life when she decided to devour 20 cheeseburgers in 16 minutes.



Nela Zisser, a former beauty pageant and current competitive eater from New Zealand, thought it would be a fun idea for some reason to challenge her friend, Erick "The Electric" Lamkin, to a cheeseburger eating competition. Take a look below at how Zisser ate 20 cheeseburgers and somehow survived.



Zisser was able to defeat Lamkim by more than two minutes.

Zisser has also competed at Nathan's Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest, has eaten five Subway Footlongs in 9 minutes 17 seconds, and has stuffed down over 8000 calories in cheesecake in 16 minutes 44 seconds.

Via Time

She should attempt their breakfast next time: The All-Day McDonald's Breakfast Seemed Too Good To Be True And It Kind Of Is

 

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Retired Teacher Arrested On Child Molestation Charges, Takes Terrifying Mugshot

September 11, 2015, 5:39 am

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A retired middle school teacher from Anaheim, California, was arrested on child molestation and pornography charges, and his mugshot is just scary to look at.



David Bruce, 65, was arrested at his home after a police investigation revealed that he had abused two former male students, who are now adults.

Police say the abuse occurred while the two victims were students at Sycamore Junior High School, where Bruce was a drama teacher from 1981 to 2010.

Bruce was also a substitute teacher in 2013.

Bruce was booked on two counts of child molestation and one count of possession of child pornography, but was released after posting $100,000

No word on how Bruce became disfigured, but there will be no pity now that these awful crimes have been revealed.

Via NY Daily News

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Top 10 Things You Stop Doing Once Football Season Begins

September 11, 2015, 5:50 am

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The NFL kicked off its 2015 season last night and college football is already in full swing, so that means it's time for a lot of your priorities to change. Being outdoors and with loved ones will now seem overrated, and the good news is you don't have to feel bad about that. Because you are not alone. Here are the top 10 things you -- and millions of others -- stop doing once football season begins.

10. Eating anything green.

You struggled all summer long to maintain a somewhat healthy diet to show off your beach bod. You've earned a 5-month break from eating greens (unless deep fried pickles count).


9. Working after 3 p.m.

You have four fantasy football teams and a survivor pool to manage. Everything your boss needs can wait until tomorrow morning (probably).


8. Showering regularly.

You'll squeeze one in between games eventually.


7. Attending Wednesday night spin class.

Sure, there may not be any meaningful football to watch on this one day of the week, but it's the only evening you can catch up on all the shows on your DVR!


6. Calling your parents.

Unless your favorite team just won on a miracle play to make the playoffs, Dad can wait to talk to you until the next family get-together. And Mom has her books to keep her company.


5. Reporting local crimes to the authorities.

It's just a little harmless vandalism across the street. And a couple minor B&E's down the block. A call to the police will take way too long and they probably won't catch the guys anyway, so you're better off watching NFL Network highlights endlessly instead.


4. Going to church.

It's OK. God will still be there after Super Bowl 50.


3. Listening to things that aren't the TV.

This includes your wife's or girlfriend's requests, your friends' stories about their recent vacations, screams from the neighbors and generally any of your surroundings that don't affect you physically.


2. Pretending to care about politics.

Finally, there is something more entertaining in the news than Trump. It's not that the well-being of our country is unimportant to you, but HOLY SHIT DID YOU SEE THAT CATCH?!


1. Kissing your kids goodnight.

Of course you love little Billy and Suzy, but these primetime games last way past their bedtime, and Mom has enough love to go around. Besides, your kids will thank you when you hit your 4-team parlay on the MNF game and can afford to take them out for ice cream for once.

 

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This Poor Kid Just Got Introduced To The Real World And He's Massively Disappointed

September 11, 2015, 6:00 am

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Kindergarten is the first time you realize just how rough the real world is.

A mom was recently questioning her son about why his first day of kindergarten wasn't so good and he dropped a truth bomb all over that kitchen. Everything he says is completely accurate and disheartening.


"Because there was only math, like learning, and it wasn't that fun."

Amen, kid. Amen.

Here's one way to deal with the real world: Little Kid's Knowledge Of Bad Words Is Limited To One Particular Area

 

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Here Are A Bunch Of People Sucking At Their Jobs

September 11, 2015, 7:07 am

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We know it's tough getting through a workweek. And we know sometimes you don't give a damn and just want to scream into a pillow about how much you hate your job because my therapist says that helps. But for all that is holy, can we try to not massively fail at our jobs like these folks?

These folks need a job: Parkour Fails Are The Most Painful Fails

 

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Spanky The Bulldog Does Not Know How To Sleep Properly

September 11, 2015, 7:58 am

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Silly dog. That's now how you're supposed to sleep!

If you've ever been so tired that you feel like you could fall asleep standing up, then you can relate to poor Spanky here. Granted, Spanky is a dog and he should probably know to just lie down and take a nap because everyone would be fine with that. One of these days he'll learn.

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Elephant Has Had Just About Enough Of Ostrich's Mockery

September 11, 2015, 8:38 am

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They say an elephant never forgets. If that's true, Carl the ostrich and his big mouth just screwed his entire species.



Perhaps ostriches should watch their mouths, especially with such long, frail necks to strangle.

(via Captcreate's log)

Elephant vs. ostrich, meet sheep vs. umbrella.

 

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Florida Man Arrested For Masturbating Inside A Burger King

September 11, 2015, 12:49 pm

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On second thought, hold the mayo on my Whopper please.

According to Huffington Post, a 33-year-old Florida man recently told police he was doing nothing wrong when he whipped out his penis and began jerking it at a West Palm Beach Burger King.

They begged to differ.

Jefferson King was charged with indecent exposure of sexual organs Wednesday afternoon after a woman who needed to use the can at the Burger King saw him masturbating near the restrooms. Naturally, she asked him what he was doing.

His response? You guessed it: "What? I'm playing with my penis."

The woman summoned the "restaurant" manager, who kindly asked King to zip up and leave the premises. But King was having none of it and continued to punch his clown until police arrived.

If you're like us, at this point you're asking yourself who in the hell would do something like that. Well, the answer is this guy:


​Damn, that coffee is hot. Real hot: Woman Caught On Camera Masturbating In A Starbucks

 

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Florida Man Taking Selfie While Driving Jeep Crashes Jeep

September 11, 2015, 5:42 pm

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It's been one hell of week for Florida Man. Although if I had to choose, I'd rather be this Florida Man instead of the one who was arrested for masturbating in a Burger King a few days ago.

According to Ron Car Guy's YouTube page, Alex Lopatnyuk recently readied himself for a day of hunting some gators, mmm hmm. And since it's 2015 and you can't do anything without recording it, he decided to buy a GoPro camera and selfie stick to "document his adventure."

First up on his list of selfies? You guessed it: A video of him driving his mud-caked Jeep while he closely followed a canoe-toting truck. Because why not?

Well, this is why:


No word if Lopatnyuk still made it out to hunt them gators later that day, but we have a hard time believing the expedition would have trusted him with a gun after witnessing that debacle.

Always remember to flush that poop before taking a selfie, girlfriend: Sexy Selfies Gone Wrong

 

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Crazy Australian Woman Throws Her Dog's Poop At Police And Gets Arrested

September 11, 2015, 5:44 pm

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Yeah, 60 percent of the time that'll get you arrested...every time.

That doesn't make any sense, and neither did this Australian woman's reaction to police officers telling her that she couldn't walk her pooch through a crime scene. Naturally, she thought an appropriate response to their orders was to throw her dog's poop in one of their faces.

It was not.


We're not sure how she thought her exchange with officers was going to end after throwing a bag of Fido's crap in their faces, but based on what we just saw, we're not even going to attempt to get inside her head. Doing so would probably be the equivalent of spending time in some kind of hell that is usually reserved for the worst of humanity.

Cute dog, though.

h/t Sick Chirpse

More bat shit crazy women and their little dogs, too: Crazy Lady Gets Kicked Off Flight After Refusing To Put Her Dog In Its Carrier

 

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The 18 Douchiest Shirts Ever Created

September 15, 2015, 1:39 am

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It's easy to identify a douchebag by his attire. Like a leopard and its spots, they are recognized by their distinct appearance. Instead of spots, however, douchebags are better known for clothing boasting Ed Hardy artwork or obnoxiously large quotations alluding to the wearer's virility. To locate one in their natural habitat, one can hit up the local gym (usually near squatting racks and/or mirrors) or sports bar in a bustling college town, where they will likely be catcalling the waitresses. If you happen upon a dude wearing anything remotely similar to the examples below, you've found yourself an alpha douche in all his glory.


1. A not-so-distant second to Ed Hardy, Affliction is an MMA-inspired brand worn by men who've never so much as entered a gym.



2. Get it? This means he wants to have sex every day! LOL!



3. A play on words and a hint at a potential gambling problem. Solid!



4. Abs: the window to a douchebag's soul.



5. So that's what Ph.D. stands for.



6. Sexism is always a winner with the ladies.



7. Solid advice. Wear this one to dinner with her parents.



8. The "mom joke" tee is the fedora of shirts.



9. So popular, yet so grammatically incorrect.



10. Okay. I doubt it but will do.



11. The guy who wears this shirt loves himself more than he could ever love another person.



12. I'm willing to bet his charity is something few women would want.



13. The deeper the V, the greater the douche.



14. This guy is BAD ASS!



15. Stringer tank tops: the only way a man could possibly dress like a slut.



16. Before douchebag became a term for something aside from feminine hygiene, there was the wife beater.



17. Why buy a T-shirt if you're just going to cut the sleeves off?



18. Pretty much anything Guy Fieri has worn or would ever wear.

 

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10 Upcoming Fall Films That Should Be On Your Radar

September 15, 2015, 1:50 am

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If you thought the most highly anticipated films of 2015 had all come and gone already, you must be drunk, as fall movies are about to be in full swing. Here are the best and brightest, which you should be looking forward to, including some top indies, Sundance's best and big blockbuster sequels.

Black Mass (September 18)

Johnny Depp stars as vicious '70s Boston gangster Whitey Bulger, who helps the FBI bring down the Italian mob. Based on the true story of one of the most notorious criminals of the modern day -- who happens to be the brother of a state senator -- Bulger does what he must to keep the mafia out of his South Boston territory.

Cooties (September 18)

From the co-creator of "Glee" and the co-writer of "Saw" -- what a combination -- comes the Sundance comedy taking the zombie fad into cootie territory on the playground. The film stars Elijah Wood as a pushover teacher and Rainn Wilson as a hysterical gym coach. Madness ensues when the children take over recess.

Everest (September 25)

Jake Gyllenhaal, Josh Brolin and Jason Clarke are among the climbers in two expeditions heading to the top of Mount Everest. This true story revolves around a snowstorm that terrorizes the climbers as they cling to their lives amidst one of the world's most notoriously unforgiving monuments.

The Martian (October 2)

When a spaceship crew coming back from Mars leaves behind Mark Watney (Matt Damon), he is presumed dead and must take matters into his own hands. Building a sustainable life for himself on a planet with little resources, he attempts to survive until his team can return to bring him home.

Legend (October 2)

Tom Hardy is back and hard as ever, playing identical twin brother gangsters the Krays. Things get "cray" when they go apeshit and decide to terrorize 1950s London. If you're a fan of hardhitting Hardy, this should hold you over until his December film "The Revenant," which costarts Leonardo DiCaprio, hits theaters.

Steve Jobs (October 9)

Like we needed another Steve Jobs interpretation. All joking aside, Michael Fassbender's take seems to be something marvelous and impressive, whereas Ashton Kutcher merely gave us a look into the youthful years of Jobs. This film begins with the 1998 launch of a number of products, giving a more dramatic account of Jobs and his iconic work ethic as an adult. It was also directed by Danny Boyle.

Crimson Peak (October 16)

On the haunted mountaintop Crimson Peak resides a young man (Tom Hiddleston), his new bride and his sister (Jessica Chastain). Directed by Guillermo del Toro, the film brings the house to life as it recalls the past of a girl who's trying to escape it. And this house is very unforgiving. Terrible accents will likely be provided by Charlie Hunnam.

Rock the Kasbah (October 23)

Bill Murray stars as a burnt out and washed up roadie who gets left behind on tour in Afghanistan without a dime to his name. When he meets a girl with incredible talent, he works his charm with the locals to climb the rock 'n' roll food chain of the Afghanis. The film also stars the lovely Kate Hudson and Zooey Deschanel, as well as the badass Bruce Willis and Danny McBride. Just one more reason why everyone should be like Bill Murray.

Spectre (November 6)

With Ralph Fiennes as the new M and Daniel Craig returning as James Bond, we have the latest 007 mission directed, once again, by Sam Mendes. With nothing but a cryptic message, Bond uncovers a dangerous organization -- Christoph Waltz is our big bad guy -- and must do some seriously heroic stunts as he learns the truth of Spectre. And get this, one of our favorite "Mission: Impossible" girls is making a crossover into the world of beautiful Bond Girls.

Creed (November 25)

You thought Rocky was done, but you were kidding yourself. He's back and bad to the Stallone, only now he's the new Paulie coaching a young stud. Michael B. Jordan plays the son of the late Apollo Creed, who searches out Coach Balboa on his rise to the top. Will he be the face of a new franchise? Will Sly get in there and do some fighting of his own? You'll have to wait until November to find out.

 

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Pissed Off Guy Smashes Mercedes-Benz S63 AMG With Golf Club

September 15, 2015, 2:19 am

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Maybe he realized nobody cares about golf.

I don't know much about cars, I really don't. I can barely change the oil. But one thing I do know is that repeatedly hitting a car with a golf club is probably not good for the car. Probably. And the guy below doesn't really seem to give a damn as he decided to take a golf club to a Mercedes-Benz S63 AMG.


According to Auto Evolution, the 33-year-old took his pricey car to the Shin Sung Motors dealership in Guangzhou, China, looking for a refund after his car kept stalling. The man has a pregnant wife and believed the car was unsafe for his family. Apparently the man had visited the dealership numerous times and was promised a refund should the problem occur again.

It did. But he didn't get a refund made evident by the destruction he left on the car.

Employees told the angry customer that the man in charge of refunds was out on a trip and so the man would have to wait until he returned. Clearly the pissed off guy had had enough.

Many people have supported the man's actions while others feel his behavior was out of line. And I feel he should have purchased his car on Craigslist like any other adult. At least the dents would have been included.

This guy prefers using his fist: Watch This Road-Rager Lose His Mind And Punch Out A Car Window

 

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Kids In Other Countries Wearing Inappropriate T-Shirts Because They Don't Understand English

September 15, 2015, 3:46 am

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Consumers in Asia are being sold t-shirts with curse words and inappropriate language on them and they have no idea what the t-shirts say because they do not know the English language. Most of these shirts, like the one below, are popping up in schools.



A lot of these shirts are being worn by children as young as eight because the majority of them do not know how to speak or write English.

Someone took a photo of some of these shirts in a mall in Luoyang, Henan in China and spread them on the Internet, and now a debate has begun about these shirts. Some of them are quite disturbing especially seeing some of these words on kids.

Check out some of these shirts that kids and even some adults are wearing in Asia:















Via Mirror

 

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Guy Gets Revenge On Coworker For Deleting His Number By Annoying The Hell Out Of Her

September 15, 2015, 3:50 am

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Sure, it might offend you if you realize someone has deleted your number from their phone. But in reality, when it occurs you usually just shrug it off and move on. That wasn't the case for the guy below, who decided to torture his coworker for deleting his number by sending her pictures of a random, jolly fella. This gets creepy and uncomfortable very quickly, which should be enjoyable for you all.






















And for those that feel bad for poor Katie, not to worry, because this guy finally told her what was up:


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This texting exchange went the meme route: Guy Receives Wrong Number Text From Crazy Person And Replies With Hilarious Memes

 

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