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There Is A Mushroom In Hawaii That Apparently Gives Women Amazing Orgasms

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I wonder if the locals call it Peter North.

According to 7 Deadly Mag, there is allegedly an orange mushroom that is only found on recent lava flows in Hawaii that has the power to give intense orgasms to any lady who sniffs one.

Hawaiian mushroom gives women amazing orgasms
The bright orange-colored mushroom found on lava flows approximately 600-10,000 years old was part of a study conducted by scientists John C. Holliday and Noah Soule since 2001 in which they had both men and women take a whiff of the fungus.

Nearly half of the female volunteers who inhaled the mushroom's aroma were the beneficiaries of "spontaneous orgasms," something Holliday and Soule said occurred because the mushroom released "hormone-like compounds similar to human neurotransmitters released during sexual encounters."

However, most of the dudes who smelled the shroom were "repulsed" by it.

Well then. Maybe the locals should call it Oprah instead.

It's pretty difficult to sing while orgasming: All Girl Band Attempts To Sing While Having Orgasms

 

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Florida Man Gets DUI In Motorized Wheelchair

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Your Honor, if they take away his license to drive that thing, how is he supposed to get to the kitchen to get another beer?

According to WBRZ, a 54-year-old Palm Bay man in dire need of a razor now needs to find himself a lawyer, as well, after police arrested him Monday night for operating a vehicle while intoxicated.

The vehicle? You guessed it: A motorized wheelchair.

Florida man gets DUI in wheelchair
Police responded to a call of a man in a wheelchair blocking lanes on a local bridge, and when they arrived on the scene, they found Ronny Scott Hicks bleeding from his head and slurring his speech. He also reeked of boozed, so they asked him to take a field sobriety test.

Hicks not only refused to take the field sobriety and breathalyzer tests, but he also declined any treatment for his head wound. So, police took him downtown and charged him with his third DUI.

His prior DUI convictions both came while he was behind the wheel of an automobile, but those just sound boring.

More from "The Adventures of Florida Man": Florida Man Had Sex With His Pit Bull In Front Of His Neighbors

 

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This 49-Year-Old Woman Is Making Six Figures Doing Farm Things In A Bikini

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I'll be honest: I totally expected something else when I watched the video where she advertised "kissing her piglets."

According to BroBible, a 49-year-old mother of two is cleaning house by doing things like literally cleaning the house, pulling tractors and shooting guns on her farm. Oh, but she's doing so in nothing but a bikini.

Farm Girl Jen makes $100K doing farm things in a bikini
Jennifer Saucier, who is better known as "Farm Girl Jen," started posting videos to YouTube in 2012, and now she's pulling down more than $100,000 a year thanks to ads, pay-per-view videos and product placement.

Jen's Banshee Moon channel offers her more than 45,500 followers a "variety of fun, interesting entertainment," and at nearly 50 years of age, Jen says she's an "inspiration to many who wish to live a fun, active and healthy lifestyle after 40."

Also courtesy of the Banshee Moon channel, you'll be able to see if you can maintain an erection while Farm Girl Jen takes part in slaughtering a hog. Personally, I'll stick to this one where she enjoys wine and a Slip 'N Slide while, of course, wearing nothing but a bikini.


The Jenner sisters have also mastered this whole bikini thing: Kendall And Kylie Are Showing Off Their Bikini Bods On Instagram

 

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Neighbor's Sex Complaint Note Leads To Hilariously Pointed Response

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Complaint notes are usually more pathetic than they are useful. Timidly leaving a strongly worded note on someone's door (or in the case of the following story, the lift shared by your apartment block) will likely end up getting your cowardly attempt at confrontation posted on Reddit before it actually solves anything.

Enter Redditor GezStickman. He apparently likes to have obnoxiously loud bone sessions that wake everyone on his floor. Seems pretty douchey. However, his neighbor's lack of a backbone winds up getting him off (no pun intended) scot-free. First, let's check out the note intended for him and his girlfriend:

sex complaint note with hilarious response
Pretty weak, right? Sure, you feel for the person writing it, but at the same time, did they really think the fact that they bubble-lettered the exclamation point was going to hammer home how serious they were? Well, it didn't. And sure enough, it wasn't long before another resident decided enough was enough:

sex complaint note with hilarious response
All you can say at this point is checkmate. Still, we have a feeling this isn't the last we've heard from angry note writers.

Need more persuasion on the perils of wussy behavior? Look no further: Army Vet Had The Perfect Response To A Douchebag's Passive Aggressive Note

 

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The Weekly Mandatory Meme Contest Winners: An Impressive Feet

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Yesterday we asked you to use our meme generator to create some hilarious memes to unleash on the Internet. There were a lot of entries, but we managed to narrow it down to these fine and deserving winners. Congratulations, you truly understand what the Internet is all about. And to those of you who lost...oh well, there's always next week!

Speaking of which, get a head start and create a new meme for next week's contest right here.

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Watch This Python Swallow A Possum Whole Because The Circle Of Life Is An A-Hole

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As snakes continue to show why they are some of the most brutal, and disgusting, creatures out there, Australia continues to show me why I should probably never visit. If you need the proof, here you go: video of the moment a python decides to have a whole possum for lunch.

Snake Eats Possum Whole, Python Swallows Possum Whole
The footage, shot on a property in Sydney's northern beaches, was filmed by the property's owner, Pauline Gulleford. Pauline and her mates are shocked to witness a python hanging off a tree while attempting to swallow a possum.

Take a look at the gross footage below that will give you nightmares and help you understand why the hell Samuel L. Jackson was so damn pissed:


I wonder if that's how I look like when I eat. Regardless, this footage is quite scary, and quite a shitty way to go for that poor possum.

Via Daily Mail

Snake-Zilla (that's the best I got): Can You Handle This Footage Of The World's Largest Snake?

 

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The Most Classic Cult Comedies In Film History

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The term "cult" for a following refers to an underground, secretive and near clandestine classification for something rare and potentially worthy of a million eyes and ears. Unearthing a classic cult comedy is like finding diamonds in your dog's butt: unlikely, but not impossible, and totally worth it if you do. Here are some of the most classic cult comedies that comes to mind from film's extensive history of great and not-so-great comedies, the latter of which are apparently much easier to make. Now quit shuffling through your dog's poo and get reading.

Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)
Entertainment, Cult Comedies, The Best Cult Comedies
Celebrating its 40th anniversary right now, "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" is at the top of most people's and websites' list of cult comedies. Celebrating a younger Susan Sarandon and the pioneering of cult comedy, the musical horror details the odd adventure of a couple in the home - err, castle - of the very strange Dr. Frank-N-Furter. Between the bisexuality, transgender scientist and cannibalism, this particular movie never seemed more relevant, especially to the cult genre. See Tim Curry like you've never seen him, as well as Meat Loaf, whoever that is.

Ghostbusters (1984)
Entertainment, Cult Comedies, The Best Cult Comedies
The idea of catching and containing a ghost may seem like a unique and privileged concept, but it made perfect sense back in the '80s comedy aimed at both the adult and child audiences. With the fluff of the Stay Puft and the dashing wit of Bill Murray, "Ghostbusters" has become quite the phenomena since. Directed by Ivan Reitman with one of the most original screenplays in a somewhat small-budgeted film, this remains one of the best original comedy trios up until they hired Ernie Hudson. Over the past 30-plus years, the franchise has only gained traction, resulting in a boom of multiple sequels, three so far announced by Sony.

Mallrats (1995)
Entertainment, Cult Comedies, The Best Cult Comedies
A large first step for big name actors like Jason Lee and Ethan Suplee, who would later become co-stars on "My Name Is Earl," along with Ben Affleck and other '90s heartthrobs, Mallrats struck an honest chord for the mallrat in us all. The movie spawned a series of cult movies, directed by Kevin Smith, with similar tones and repeat actors, including "Clerks," "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" and "Chasing Amy." Production for one of the most needed franchise sequels, "MallBrats," is already underway. And that damn kid is on the escalator again!

The Big Lebowski (1998)
Entertainment, Cult Comedies, The Best Cult Comedies
A Coen brothers film about ruined rugs, bowling buddies and walking around in a house robe all day, The Dude and his buddies, played by Jeff Bridges, Steve Buscemi and John Goodman, are the subjects of a botched ransom. The follow-up to the Coen's dark Dakota comedy, "Fargo," "The Big Lebowski" was one of the most heavily quoted cult comedies of the '90s.

Wet Hot American Summer (2001)
Entertainment, Cult Comedies, The Best Cult Comedies
A 1981 throwback to the last day at Camp Firewood, the "Wet Hot" cast reunited for a 2015 TV prequel to its 2001 movie. Starting with the first day of camp, the Netflix show works its way up to the hijinks of the original film on the final day with familiar faces like Amy Poehler, Bradley Cooper and Paul Rudd met with new ones, including Jason Schwartzman and John Slattery. Did we mention Lake Bell, too?

This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
Entertainment, Cult Comedies, The Best Cult Comedies
Rob Reiner's comedic genius is in the '80s Brit rock satire starring himself, Michael McKean and Christopher Guest as Spinal Tap. The rockumentary follows the band around in their hilarious escapades, one of the great directorial debuts for a comedic director.

Empire Records (1995)
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Is it Rex Manning Day again yet? The record shop riot that is Empire Records, starring a young Liv Tyler, Robin Tunney and Renee Zellweger, follows the dramatic lives in a lighthearted rock 'n roll fashion, along with some light shoplifting, failed gambling and therapeutic drum solos. The indie record shop's employees ban together as they get ready for corporate takeover, along with the famous hair of sexy Rex Manning.

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A film so bad you've got to watch is the kind of cult comedy not only with the most awkward scenes in film history, but the most rotten reviews on Rotten Tomatoes. That is all.

Super Troopers (2001)
Entertainment, Cult Comedies, The Best Cult Comedies
Whether it's the syrup-chugging contest, local cop feuds or the lovable Farva and his liter of cola that sold people, the cult cop comedy with an unusually large following managed to stay close to everyone's hearts. In fact, the unexpected success of these Vermont State Troopers helped to drum up several million dollars for a sequel, $4.4 million to be somewhat exact, from an Indiegogo campaign. The original 2001 film was made for $1.2 million and had more laughs than expected, as well as more than $23 million in the box office. The sequel is slated for 2016, but we could go for it right about now.

Bottle Rocket (1996)
Entertainment, Cult Comedies, The Best Cult Comedies
The genius of Wes Anderson can be easily attributed to his unique vision, meticulousness and the growing budgets he's given for aforementioned successes. But what about his directorial debut, which had a fraction of the budget? Starring the Wilson brothers, Owen and Luke, in their earliest feature film work, along with a director who was just starting to find his feet, "Bottle Rocket" is the crime comedy based off a short film, written by Owen Wilson and Anderson themselves. Whatever cult following the film garnered has tagged along for the Wes Anderson thrill ride, along with every other hipster and symmetrically compulsive obsessor.

 

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People Who Don't Know How Pants Work

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Some people enjoy putting their own creative spin on thing, but the problem is that most of the time pants don't need a creative spin. Pants only need to look normal and protect your skin from Mother Nature. But since I'm not one to kill the creative spirit, here are some people who decided to wear pants their own special way.

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I hate when I can't decide which pants to wear so I just wear them both.

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"Get on my shoulders, dude. Roller coaster height requirement, my ass."

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I'm just glad he's keeping his knees warm.

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These new Calvin Klein ads are getting out of hand.

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This guy is ready to be back in bed.

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Something tells me no one is going to tell Brock Lesnar that he looks ridiculous.

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On the set of Marvel's new movie.

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She didn't want to be too casual.

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Makes peeing at the urinal an adventure. Every time.

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If Conan is going to jack my style he should at least give me credit.

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Well, that's one way to meet a surgeon and marry rich.

Funny, People That Don't Know How Pants Work,
Justin Bieber just looks like he took out a very sassy leopard.

Funny, People That Don't Know How Pants Work,
This guy is playing the role of me on my first day as a freshman in high school.

Funny, People That Don't Know How Pants Work,
I'm glad there are tanned-thighs enthusiasts out there.

Funny, People That Don't Know How Pants Work,
This looks oddly similar to how I danced at prom.

Via Diply

Who needs pants anyway? 10 People Who Really Hate Wearing Pants

 

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Two Cartoonists In Same Apartment Building Trade Angry Notes With Epic Twist Ending

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Usually, if I have a problem with someone, I just give them the death stare from a distance and secretly hope they get the worst diarrhea of their life because I'm an adult and that's how mature adults deal with issues.

But when one guy in a New York City apartment building decided to let his neighbor know just how annoying his two dogs are, and that alone set off an amazing war with an ending you won't see coming.

The first note below is what started it all:

Two Caroonists Go To War, Two Cartoonists Trade Jabs In Apartment War

And the war was on:

Two Caroonists Go To War, Two Cartoonists Trade Jabs In Apartment War

Two Caroonists Go To War, Two Cartoonists Trade Jabs In Apartment War

Two Caroonists Go To War, Two Cartoonists Trade Jabs In Apartment War

Two Caroonists Go To War, Two Cartoonists Trade Jabs In Apartment War

Two Caroonists Go To War, Two Cartoonists Trade Jabs In Apartment War

It would be quite something if more squabbles (yes, squabbles) could be resolved this well; and pizza, beer and sports should always be involved because who the hell can be upset when those three things are around?

Via The Chive

These folks prefer Post-It notes: The Most Epic Post-It Notes Battle Of All Time Is Happening In Quebec

 

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Guy Incites A 'Racist Orgy' On Facebook, Mom Shuts Him Up By Revealing Family Secret

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If you're going to be a racist a-hole, it's best to just keep racist comments to yourself and not post them on Facebook for everyone to see, including your other racist friends who are just eager to discover someone who is as big of an a-hole as them.

Well, the guy below didn't take that advice and decided to start a racist post, but luckily for everyone his mom came in to hit him with the truth:

Funny, Mom Shuts Down Racist Son's Comments, Racist Guy Incites Racist Post

Funny, Mom Shuts Down Racist Son's Comments, Racist Guy Incites Racist Post

And now here comes mom:

Funny, Mom Shuts Down Racist Son's Comments, Racist Guy Incites Racist Post

Mom should give him up for adoption again.

Via Metro

Invest in a diary instead: These People Need To Cool It With The Oversharing On Facebook

 

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The Funniest GIFs Of The Week

Porn Blasted Over Loudspeakers In California Target, Makes Kids Cry

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Who knew food shopping could be so erotic?

While people were looking for the lowest prices at Walmart, the lucky folks at Target were being entertained with about 15 minutes of a porn clip being played over the loudspeaker.

The hilarious incident was captured by mother Gina Young at the Target in San Luis Obispo, and it captures a woman moaning and breathing heavily over the loudspeaker, saying "I want you to get it really wet" at one point. The clip also captures Young's two sons crying. Although something tells me that won't be their reaction when they discover similar clips later in life.

This happened today at Target in Campbell, CA. Porn blasting over the intercom throughout the store. People offered to help me cover my twins ears. Others threw there stuff down and walked out. Employees were running around everywhere. Picking and hanging up phones, which worked....for about two minutes before it started up again. People were screaming at employees, video taping, some laughing some disgusted. It was terribly awkward.

Posted by Gina Young on Wednesday, October 14, 2015


"People were up in arms. Some people threw their things down and walked out. Others were yelling at employees. Crazy!!!" Young wrote on her Facebook post.

"It lasted more than 15 minutes as employees failed to get it under control. The employees ran all around the store picking up and hanging up the stores phones. Finally it worked.... But for about 2 mins then it came back on," Young adds. "Parents were covering their kids ears and offering to help me cover my twins ears."

Nothing funnier than hearing about frantic parents trying desperately to cover their children's ears for fear of them hearing a woman's voice with an appetite for pleasure.

"Because this is an active investigation, I'm unable to share additional details, but we want our guests to know that we take this very seriously," Target spokeswoman Molly Snyder said in a statement.

Well, that's one way to reel in early Christmas shoppers.

Via NY Daily News

This guy wanted to share his joy, too: Man Accidentally Broadcasts Porn On Electronic Billboard For All To See

 

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Italy's Top Court Says It's OK For Workers To Watch Porn At Lunch

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Somebody tell the boss I'm going to need 90 minutes for lunch today.

According to The Local, Italy's top court decided Wednesday that a Fiat employee did nothing wrong when he watched porn during his lunch break five years ago, so the company cannot fire him for doing so.

Italian court says porn at lunch is OK

A court in the town of Termini Imerese initially found the employee guilty of wrongdoing in 2010, but the man appealed his case, arguing that he was merely "catching a glimpse" of a skin flick on his lunch hour. Palermo's court of appeal agreed with him and overturned the ruling, one that the high court upheld on Wednesday.

That's right, kids. Since there was no evidence of the employee's smut habit carrying over into work hours, the Court of Cassation ruled he had done nothing wrong and shot down Fiat's attempt to appeal their decision.

The good news for Fiat? You guessed it: The bro who decided to smoke weed on his lunch break was found guilty by the same court Wednesday, so they legally fired him. No word if they'll allow him to transfer to the dealership in Colorado in lieu of completely letting him go.

In America, teachers go to court for asking their students for dick pics: This Teacher Is In Court For Asking A Student For Pictures Of His Penis

 

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Beware: Ebola Can Live In Semen For At Least Nine Months

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As far as we know, there isn't a dating site strictly reserved for those looking to hook up with Ebola survivors. But if you're a young lady who gets aroused by men who have survived an infectious disease marked by fever and severe internal bleeding, you might want to think twice before plowing him.

According to Reuters, scientists recently discovered the Ebola virus can potentially "exist in the semen of male survivors of the disease for at least nine months after their initial infection appears."

Ebola virus can exist in semen for at least nine months

Researchers studied 93 male Ebola survivors from Freetown, Sierra Leone, and the results were beyond disturbing in terms of trying to curb the disease. 100 percent of the men tested three months after beating the disease still had traces of it in their semen. 65 percent of them tested positive four to six months afterward, and 25 percent of the men who were tested seven to nine months afterward were still positive.

The World Health Organization is recommending that all Ebola survivors get tested on a monthly basis until it is determined that there are no more traces of the disease in their system. And the ladies will probably want to make sure they don't round second base until then.

Mommy, something is off about my teddy bear: British Man Arrested After Police Find His Semen Inside Teddy Bear At House He Robbed

 

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How Your Body Responds To Activities: 20s vs. 30s

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It's no secret that getting older sucks. When you're in college and transition into the real world, you feel like you're invincible. Your body can handle anything -- intense workouts, too much alcohol, too little sleep -- and you never imagine that your physical capacity will decline. But then you turn 30, and everything goes to shit. Here's how your body responds to eight different activities in your 20s versus in your 30s.

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Oregon Mother Tried Smuggling Drugs To Her Jailed Daughter In Tampons

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It sounds like one female prisoner was about to be a lot happier than others when she got her period.

According to UPI, a 53-year-old Oregon mother has pleaded guilty to dealing drugs after she tried to get meth and oxycodone to her daughter in jail by hiding them in tampons she taped to the back of a toilet, so she'll be joining her daughter behind bars for 30 days.

News, Oregon Mom Tried Smuggling Drugs In Tampon

Authorities said Elizabeth Kay Sparkman taped several tampon applicators stuffed with oxycodone to the back of a toilet in a dental clinic that her daughter Brandi Lynn Miller had gotten permission to visit despite the fact she was in jail for identity theft.

Unfortunately for Miller, the tape her mother used gave way before she got there, and officers confiscated the tampons after finding them on the floor. Sparkman attempted to make a second delivery, this time throwing some meth in with 18 oxycodone pills, but police officers were waiting for her at the dental office and arrested her.

How did they find out about the drop? You guessed it: The mother-daughter duo actually had a phone conversation about it at the prison, and authorities were listening in.

What's next, hiding a gun in your vagina? Oh, wait. That actually happened: Tennessee Woman Caught With Loaded Gun In Her Vagina

 

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This Is Just How Life Goes Sometimes

This Video Proves That Giving Human Mouths To Cats Is Oddly Entertaining...And Frightening

French Porn Star Pissed Off At Airline's Sexually Suggestive Tweet

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Nikita Bellucci, a French porn star that I'm disappointed I didn't know about until now, isn't very happy with an airline that thought it would be cool to make a sexually suggestive joke in response to her flight delay complaint.

French Porn Star Pissed About Sexually Suggestive Tweet, Nikita Bellucci
Bellucci, who was on a Transavia flight from Budapest, wasn't very happy about still being on the ground after a long delay, so she tweeted at the airline:

"Can we have some information about Flight TO3743. It's been delayed four times this morning. There's no information in Budapest," the tweet, roughly translated, said.

The person in charge of Transavia's tweets that day was clearly a big fan of Bellucci, because they decided to tweet this:

"Flight is scheduled for 14.30. It's just that with you, we prefer when it lasts longer. Have a good day. I remain available." They even included a winky face which should be grounds for a restraining order. And here is Bellucci's justifiably angry response to that:


"Bunch of bastards. I will never fly with your rubbish company again," Bellucci responded, in a now deleted tweet.

The airline was quick to apologize, as a tweet from them stated, "I am sorry you were offended by this joke. I was just trying to lighten the mood. Again, I'm sorry. The plane will leave shortly."

After Twitter users urged Bellucci to lighten up, Bellucci added this:

"In France, unfortunately I have noticed that if you are a porn star, you don't have the right to want to cultivate your mind and you must not share your opinions on the news. Open your thighs, look beautiful and shut up... is all that's allowed. That's all we expect of you, nothing more."

Why don't we all just lighten up by looking at more pictures of Nikta Bellucci from her Instagram:

French Porn Star Pissed About Sexually Suggestive Tweet, Nikita Bellucci

French Porn Star Pissed About Sexually Suggestive Tweet, Nikita Bellucci

French Porn Star Pissed About Sexually Suggestive Tweet, Nikita Bellucci

French Porn Star Pissed About Sexually Suggestive Tweet, Nikita Bellucci

French Porn Star Pissed About Sexually Suggestive Tweet, Nikita Bellucci
Via The Local

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