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Amber Rose Goes Nude For GQ

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If you've ever wondered how to be a bad bitch, (and who hasn't? I wonder that everyday), don't worry because Amber Rose has you covered as she's about to release a book of life lessons titled "How to Be a Bad Bitch." Finally, a book for me.

Rose decided to promote her book and discuss her life's ups and downs by not only talking with GQ, but by posing nude for all of us because nudity always goes well with literature. Always.

Let's first take a look at a clothed Amber Rose with a vale over her face which may or may not the wedding dress of the future.

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And now here's the reason you're reading this:

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I'm all for this new method of promoting books.

Via GQ

Amber in action: Amber Rose Takes The Walk Of No Shame

 

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Girl Tries To Get Back At Her Ex, Is Absolutely Burned By New Girlfriend On Twitter

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If you discover that your ex is now in a new relationship, you should probably steer clear of planning their demise and just reach out to someone who can put a curse on them of some kind (get a lock of their hair early in the relationship for this reason). You shouldn't go out of your way to damage their new partner's property because they may just have you on tape.

Take a look at what one woman tweeted:

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She even included those emojis to really rub it in. Brutal.

And now let's see what her and her boyfriend will be watching:

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That's her boyfriend's ex trashing her car. (Is that her mom in the back?)

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This is the handy camera that caught the trashing.

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And this is new girlfriend with her guy.

I don't condone violence or a horribly planned car trashing, but that guy has a very punchable face, so maybe the ex should have gone for his car instead.

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More nutty exes: 14 People Share Stories About The Unbelievably Crazy Stuff Their Ex Did

 

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Here's An Owl Showing Off His Sweet Dance Moves With A Toy Owl

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Owls are fascinating, disturbing creatures, but most of the time we can't help but look at their videos because they are almost hypnotic. Take a look at the video below of an owl named Oakley dancing along with his toy owl which happens to be playing Boris Pickett's "Monster Mash," the only Halloween song you know.


Oakley is a hoot! I'm just going to assume I'm the only person who's ever said that incredible pun because it's all I have right now.

The worst owl ever: Watch This A**Hole Owl Poop On Another Owl

 

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What It's Probably Like To Text With Jon Taffer From 'Bar Rescue'

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If you've ever watched Spike TV's "Bar Rescue," you're definitely familiar with host Jon Taffer. To say he's a bit intense is an understatement, as most episodes feature the low-key suspense of worrying if this is finally when the veins in his head pop and he bursts into pieces. But what would it be like to text with the "Bar Rescue" locomotive? We aren't positive, but judging by the show, probably something like this:

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Also check out: The 12 Most Annoying Things People Say On 'House Hunters'

 

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Bryan Wilson Is The Texas Law Hawk...And That's About All You Need To Know

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It only takes one stupid mistake to find yourself behind bars. This is especially true when it comes to alcohol and getting behind the wheel. Fortunately, even if it's a "No Refusal" weekend in the state of Texas, attorney Bryan Wilson: The Texas Law Hawk wants to be the man fighting for your freedom. His latest Halloween-themed ad has already reached the top of Reddit, proving that if you want to be heard, sometimes it's best to just yell everything you have to say. Oh, and use a lot of eagle sound bites. They hammer any point home with a vengeance.

Related: Chuck Testa Is Back And He's Looking For Keystone Light's Elusive Great White Stone

 

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Woman With 'Grade 4 Droopiness' Needs Boob Lift

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Leslie's Boobs Have Grade 4 Droopiness

"You're what we call grade four droopiness. That's the most severe droopiness there is." That is exactly what plastic surgeon Dr. Terry Durbrow tells Leslie, the woman in this recent clip from "Botched," when she goes to see him to give her DD boobs a lift.

Terry's pal Dr. Paul Nassif is also there to check out Leslie's boobs, and Leslie's friend is there too. Everyone is just having a ball discussing droopiness and handling Leslie's girls.

Here's hoping Leslie's boobs reach for the stars soon.

What a time to be alive: Model Has DD Breasts Implants In Her Butt That Twerk On Their Own

 

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Shirtless Eagles Fan Gives Pregame Pep Talk Of A Lifetime (NSFW Language)

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Somebody needs to get this guy in front of the Cubs. Oh, and perhaps get him a shirt.

The Philadelphia Eagles curb stomped the New York Giants at Lincoln Financial Field Monday night, and if you had the stomach to watch the game in its entirety, you might say that the Eagles were victorious thanks to their ferocious defense that forced three Giants turnovers and pressured Eli Manning into looking like Eli Manning for most of the evening.

But we'd like to think that it was solely because of this topless dude's epic pregame parking lot rant:


Well, it was either that or his moobs.

h/t BroBible

This rant was so special it put the dude behind bars for a year: Florida Man Gets Year In Jail After Epic Court Rant

 

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Everything You Need To Know About Women Watching Porn

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Hey, the next time they need somebody to ask women about how and why they watch porn, sign me up.

Amanda de Cadenet and her team at Marie Claire spent two years surveying more than 3,000 women about their smut viewing habits and -- sorry, guys -- most of them aren't watching it for you.

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According to their survey, 66 percent of women said they never watch porn with their partner, while just three percent of them said they did so on a regular basis.

61 percent of women are watching adult entertainment somewhere between every week or so and a few times a month, and most of them (90 percent) are watching it on the Internet.

73 percent of female porn watchers said they do it because it's a quick road to an orgasm, but 23 percent of them said they do it because it turns their man on.

The hottest statistic to come out of the survey, though? You guessed it: 44 percent of the ladies surveyed are watching lesbian porn, which means I won't be able to stand up for the next minute or so.

Even more "women watching porn" stats from the gang at Pornhub: Find Out Everything About Women And Their Porn Viewing Habits

 

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Study Suggests Drinking Beer Makes You Better At Sex

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But will you remember what you did to make her squeal?

According to the crew at AskMen, there are several good "scientific reasons" why drinking beer will make you a stallion in the sack, and, I must say, every one of them sure makes a lot of sense.

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First of all, downing some brews before you bump uglies will make you last longer. That's right, guys. "The phytoestrogens in beer can work to delay ejaculation, helping you to keep her satisfied longer."

Beer also gives men more endurance to "thrust away." Since men who have one pint a day are 31 percent less likely to have a heart attack or stroke, it seems as though beer is making men's hearts healthier and thus giving them more cardio endurance.

And, great news for guys who prefer dark beers: Since they have a higher iron content than light beers, men who drink them are more likely to get in the mood and have an easier time getting erections.

One fact that didn't make the list? You guessed it: Having 12 beers will make you forget that you brought home the ugly chick.

Here's another study we will gladly get behind: Women Who Perform Oral Sex Are Happier, Study Suggests

 

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How To Find Your Lost Dog The Quick And Easy Way

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Anyone who's ever lost a pet knows the pit in your stomach it leaves behind. Luckily for Reddit user BoboMatrix, he stumbled upon some hunters who gave him perhaps the best tip we've ever heard in terms of recovering a missing dog (particularly those who've vanished in a heavily wooded area):

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So next time your dog wanders off, skip a few showers and get him back safe and sound in no time. We're sure they'd do the same for you.

Related: This Dog Ad On Craigslist Takes A Hilarious Turn

 

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10 Things That Happen When You Start Getting Good At Guitar Hero

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With the release of the new Guitar Hero Live, all those classic moments of you and your friends living out your rock and roll fantasies in the comfort of your own living room are back again. If you never played the old ones, get ready for a brand new obsession you'll deeply love. And if you were a fan of the previous installments, you know exactly what to expect. Before you begin, you need to be prepared. Here are ten things that happen when you start getting good at Guitar Hero.

You start choosing your band mates more wisely.
At first you'll just let anyone play. Who cares if your aunt doesn't really get how the buttons work and your friend thinks it's hilarious to pretend he's playing the guitar with his teeth? Then when you get good, you have something to prove. Oh you can't play past medium, Aunt Bethany? Sit down.

You don't even think about the buttons anymore.
At first, it feels like an impossible task just to remember where each of the buttons is, but eventually it becomes second nature. Gone are the days of multi-colored buttons on the fret, but it wouldn't matter what it is because you're playing at a whole new level. You might even call yourself a...guitar...hero?

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You start turning it into more and more of a performance.
Sure there are amateurs that need to stare at the screen the whole time, intently watching for the next solo to pass, but not you. You've gotten to the point where you're kicking your leg in the air, tossing in an occasional thrust, and can even look over and wink at a cute girl from time to time. You're like the human form of a leather jacket.

You start thinking that maybe you could actually be a guitarist.
Maybe you're mastering more than just the game. Maybe it's time for you to take things to a new level and try out an actual guitar. You're shredding through every song, so it has to cross over at least a little, right?

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You consider starting an actual band.
A few of your friends have been getting really solid as well, so what if you just put together a guitar-driven band? You know, like Led Zeppelin or AC/DC or the Jonas Brothers. You have room in the garage to rehearse and everyone seems to be interested. It might be worth giving it a shot!

You actually start a band.
You did it! You still stay active in Guitar Hero to keep your fingers nimble, but now you guys are actually a band. If nothing else happens from it, then at least it's a great way to spend quality time with your friends while doing something fun and active. Maybe you'll even book a few little gigs here and there!

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You begin playing local venues and one night a big shot producer is in the crowd.
The band has become a regular at a few local pubs and you've developed a bit of a following. Some fans have even made t-shirts. They're airbrushed, but still, it's a t-shirt. One night you have a really great show, but this particular one is even more special because a record exec just happened to be in town for his niece's birthday and ended up at the pub. Guess what? He loves your sound and thinks you guys "have what it takes" as they say in the industry. At least that's what they said on children's shows in the '90s.

You sign a huge record deal and become incredibly successful.
Your single "Hey, Hey What A Fine Day To Rock" hits #1 on every chart and you become massive stars. They even did a parody of one of your songs in a Velveeta commercial, which, admittedly, isn't very rock and roll, but it made you enough money for you to build one of those giant vaults filled with coins that you can dive into like Scrooge McDuck.

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You get inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
After years of hard work and countless world tours, you guys are finally inducted into the hall of fame. The Rolling Stones called you the sons they never had and Bob Dylan said that he wishes you were his dad. No band has ever been more successful than you. You were rumored to have been dating Taylor Swift, Katy Perry, and Pat Benatar, but you'd never confirm any of the rumors. We all know you did, though. Everyone loves you. Even Pat Benatar.

You never forget your humble roots where it all began.
You finally hang up your guitar, except for the occasional charity show or special event. You spend most of your days sitting in a rocking chair watching hummingbirds eat nectar, but every once in a while you'll pull out that old Guitar Hero game and strum through a few songs like you did back when you were just a youngster standing in the living room with a dream. Of course none of this could happen and you could just end up getting constant high scores on the game and make all your friends super jealous. Either one is cool, though!

 

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The Weekly Mandatory Meme Contest Winners: Possum In The Pantry

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Yesterday we asked you to use our meme generator to create some hilarious memes to unleash on the Internet. There were a lot of entries, but we managed to narrow it down to these fine and deserving winners. Congratulations, you truly understand what the Internet is all about. And to those of you who lost...oh well, there's always next week!

Speaking of which, get a head start and create a new meme for next week's contest right here.

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Famous People Calling Out Fans On Social Media

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In the age of life behind a screen, there's plenty of boldness when people are posting on social media. From tweeting disrespectful things to a popular singer who has millions of followers, to lying about hanging out with the famous person they took a photo with, these are examples of liars and keyboard warriors who were put on blast for their blunders, and paid the ultimate piper of public humiliation.

Mario Chalmers calls out the lying ladies in VIP.
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One second you're telling people you're living lavish with an NBA player in the VIP, but quickly find yourself in the middle of an L-I-E.

Rihanna has no regard for this gal's feelings.
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Rihanna seems like the person to not ever tweet or Instagram anything other than kind words and compliments to, because she always goes for the throat - or in this case, the face.

Carmelo Anthony insults a hater using delicious pastries.
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"Glazed donut face ass" remains one of the top 3 disses of all-time that makes absolutely zero sense.

Sam Jackson keeps it 100 emoji with a fan.
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Ouch, for a guy who is willing to say yes to seemingly every movie offer and "What's in your wallet?" to every commercial offer, Sam Jackson was quick to reject a guy who seems excited to be taking a photograph with the man who has an incredibly long IMDB page.

Colin Kaepernick throws bombs.
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Props to the guy for his little diss to Colin initially, but Kaepernick proceeded to score three unanswered touchdowns, including a third tweet in which he literally tells this man to, "Get better at life!" This is a prime example of when keyboard trash talk goes wrong.

CM Punk pulls none of the punches.
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CM Punk left the world of professional wrestling to take a shot at mixed martial arts in the UFC and a portion of whiny, childish WWE fans won't let it go/move on, which is why Mr. Punk had to use 5 of his 140-characters allowed in a tweet on a c-word - plural.

J.J. Watt has two Defensive Player Of The Year Trophies, and he'll remind anyone who forgets.
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Shockingly, J.J. Watt values actual, official NFL accolades more than hoodratfuneral's follow on Twitter. Crazy.

J.K. Rowling rejects a Serena Williams hater's hate.
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Twitter garbage speaks rudeness regarding Serena Williams aesthetically and J.K. Rowling is there to let the ninny know how moronic he sounds.

Draymond Green and the tale of the confused fan.
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The person in the picture is Harrison Barnes, not Draymond Green. The poor gal tried to get rid of it, but Draymond put her all of the way on blast, as she appears to be an unknowledgable, dare I say, bandwagon fan. Hey, speaking of bandwagons...

Justin Timberlake shuts down "bandwagon" fan allegations.
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This guy, like many others, probably thought he could take a shot at a celebrity who has millions of followers because it'd never be seen, let alone responded to, but I guess what goes around, goes around, goes around, comes all the way back around.

James Blunt gives a fan what they're basically begging for.
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Blunt has a history of witty responses on Twitter, but in this case he took a backhanded compliment and returned the favor with a swift smack to BWillett87's mug.

Dana White craps on a UFC fan's hot take.
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If you give your opinion to someone who didn't ask for it, you're liable to be told that your two cents are feces.

Jeremy Lin reads the stat sheet to a hater.
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A basketball fan decides to try to remind Jeremy Lin of his turnovers, but Jeremy Lin refreshes this Twitter critic's memory of some positives in the box score. Look, it's nothing malicious, but Jeremy Lin seems to be a nice guy, so this is the equivalent of Kevin Garnett cussing an elderly woman out.

Nickelback is not amused.
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Look at the photograph, every time I do it makes me laugh. Look, actively hating Nickelback's music is a thing many people do simply because it's the norm, but because there's so much Nickelback animosity that you've really gotta bring it if you want your diss to stand out. This troll made a weak, one word effort and Nickelback was like meh, whatevs, we're still here and someday, somehow, we're gonna retire, but not right now. I know you're wondering when.

 

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Marty McFly And Doc Brown Visit 'Jimmy Kimmel Live'

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Have you had enough of "Back to the Future"? Yes? Good, because here's more. Last night, the film's characters Marty McFly and Doc Brown (played by Michael J. Fox and Christopher Lloyd) decided to pay a visit to "Jimmy Kimmel Live" in their DeLorean, and they were not impressed with 2015 at all.

Take a look below at how Marty and Doc react upon learning flying cars and hovercrafts aren't a thing yet, but things like selfies and Donald Trump running for president are.



And here's that selfie that may or may not rival Ellen's famous Oscar selfie:

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More "Back to the Future" stuff because it's not enough: USA Today Recreates Front Page From 'Back To The Future II'.

 

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Couple Spends Over $300K To Look Like Ken And Barbie

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Quentin Dehar and his girlfriend Anastasia Reskoss are like any other couple: they go out on dates, spend time together, talk about their future, and spend hundreds of thousands of dollars to look like Ken and Barbie.

Quentin (23) and Anastasia (20) have had about 15 procedures between them in order to look like the most famous doll couple ever. Most of these have been paid for by their parents because that's what parents are for. And if all those surgeries don't do the trick, well Quentin and Anastasia are also planning to legally change their name to 'Ken' and 'Doll.' What a time to be alive.

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If you're wondering why anyone would want to do this aside from pure insanity, the couple have their reasons:

"At secondary school, I just felt like I was never a really pretty girl and I believed I looked very pale too. I turned to the Barbies I always loved as a kid. I just loved how tanned and perfect they were," Anastasia reveals.

While her man-doll Quentin reveals:

"At secondary school, I just felt very average. I didn't feel like me. I ​aspired to have the flashy cars and luxury designer clothes that my Ken doll had."

Seems like totally legit reasons.

From nose jobs, to boob jobs, to Botox, veneers, eye bag removals and lip injections, the couple has done it all in order to look like Ken and Barbie, and they aren't done yet as more surgeries are on the way.

Let's take a look at this...lovely couple:

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More human dolls: West Virginia Woman To Have 37th Surgery In Quest To Be 'Human Barbie'

 

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A Picture Of Kate Upton Working Out Just Got Photoshopped The Hell Out Of

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Kate Upton doing anything is nice, that much we can all agree on, but when a picture of Kate Upton working out while her trainer plays the part of us all by completely getting lost in her ass, it's extremely hard not to have a bit of fun with it. And that is exactly what the Internet did by Photoshopping the hell out of it.

Here's the original picture:

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And here's the Internet showing no mercy:

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Not quite as sexy as Kate: Arnold Schwarzenegger Drinking A Beer is The Latest Photoshop Battle Entry

 

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The Definitive Ranking of Wes Craven's Horror Movies

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When Wes Craven passed away, we lost one of the greatest horror creators of all time. He was poignant and smart, but never felt like he was above the audience. If you only know a few pieces of his work, this is definitely a great time to catch up. Here is the definitive ranking of Craven's horror movies. We didn't include the made-for-television films, but if you make it through these, be sure to check them out next.

20. The Fireworks Woman (1975)
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OK, so technically it was never 100 percent confirmed that Craven directed this awful film (the credit is given to someone called Abe Snake), so we can always cling to a sliver of hope that he didn't...even though he totally did. The whole thing is a mess involving incest and subpar acting, but they can't all be grand slams, right?

19. My Soul to Take (2010)
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I can watch a lot of below average horror movies, but "My Soul to Take" was a chore to finish. It doesn't even feel like a Wes Craven movie. The concept is fine, but the story gets so sluggish and confusing that you honestly lose track of what's even going on. Let's just chalk this one up to Abe Snake, as well.

18. The Hills Have Eyes II (2007)
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The problem with "The Hills Have Eyes" sequel is that there was no use for it whatsoever. It honestly feels like one of those cheap knockoff movies where they create a similar title to a hit and hope people at Redbox will accidentally grab the wrong one. There's also a scene where a dog has a flashback. That's not a joke.

17. Cursed (2005)
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If you watch the director's cut, "Cursed" is at least tolerable. The cast is solid and loaded with young talent, but Craven didn't even want to be involved in it, so why would audiences? The PG-13 version is edited down to the point that it barely holds together as a logical story. You can definitely skip this one.

16. Vampire in Brooklyn (1995)
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Eddie Murphy has had some real bombs, but the collaboration of Craven and Norbit just doesn't seem like a recipe for success. Audiences didn't really jump on "Vampire in Brooklyn" because it just feels a bit off. It's not quite bad enough to be a guilty pleasure and not quite good enough to be an actual quality film.

15. The People Under the Stairs (1991)
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The title and idea were definitely the scariest parts of "The People Under the Stairs," but Craven proved he was still a master of suspense (blended with a little bit of comedy). There's also a little bit of a "Home Alone" vibe to this film, but on a much more intense level.

14. Deadly Friend (1986)
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There is no movie that embraces the title of guilty pleasure quite like "Deadly Friend." It follows the story of a young girl, played by Kristy Swanson, who ends up brain dead after an accident. She is then brought back to life with a computer chip implanted into her brain. So there's that.

13. Swamp Thing (1982)
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As far as campy horror movies of the '80s go, "Swamp Thing" may be one of the most underrated. By no means does it hold up as an actual quality film, but the characters are fun, the Swamp Thing suit is ridiculous and the deaths are over the top. What more could you ever want?

12. Deadly Blessing (1981)
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This is definitely the forgotten classic out of Craven's catalog. I don't want to give too much away because it's one of those movies that's better the less you know about it, but if you want to find a new classic that you'll kick yourself for not seeing sooner, this is the one for you.

11. Scream 3 (2000)
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Out of all of the "Scream" movies, this was definitely the weakest installment. But a bad "Scream" is still better than most horror movies. You can tell that the franchise was stretching a bit, but it's a nice ending to the original trilogy that defined '90s horror.

10. Red Eye (2005)
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"Red Eye" never reached the level of love that, say, "Scream" received, but it's sleek, smart and constantly fun. Out of all the Craven classics, this one always flies under the radar. It's definitely worth checking out if you missed it. And if you haven't seen it, get ready for a nice little thriller with some genuine shocks and surprises.

9. Shocker (1989)
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If you don't enjoy "Shocker," you need to learn to take more pleasure in life. After all, it's a movie about a serial killer that gets put to death in the electric chair but comes back to life in electronic devices to get revenge. How does that not sound like the greatest achievement in the history of cinema?

8. The Serpent and the Rainbow (1988)
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Instead of using a virus outbreak like every other zombie movie, Craven used voodoo to create white zombies, which are so much more terrifying. In a world that's now flooded with zombie films, TV shows and games, this just might be the alternative you need.

7. Scream 4 (2011)
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Years after the original, fans were optimistic about finally getting another installment, but obviously nervous that it was just a desperate attempt to cash in on the name. It's not perfect, but "Scream 4" is wildly entertaining and does a fantastic job of introducing the franchise to a whole new generation of viewers.

6. The Hills Have Eyes (1977)
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Normally people in horror movies get lost in the woods because the woods are notoriously creepy. With "The Hills Have Eyes," Craven flipped the script and stuck his victims in the middle of the desert. It was imaginative and terrifying, and will always be remembered as an all-time classic. The 2006 remake isn't completely awful, but there's nothing quite like the original.

5. The Last House on the Left (1972)
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Craven's first film shocked and horrified audiences while setting him up to be one of the most iconic horror directors of all time. "The Last House on the Left" is based around more human evil than any monsters or creatures, but boy does it stick with you days after you've watched it.

4. Scream 2 (1997)
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Most sequels feel forced and uninspired. "Scream 2" may actually be scarier than its predecessor. The twists are just as good and, best of all, it flows perfectly from the original without relying on simply retelling the previous film's plot. It's proof that a sequel doesn't instantly mean a disappointment.

3. New Nightmare (1994)
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By 1994, Freddy Krueger had gotten downright silly. He was basically a cartoon character with no resemblance to the classic monster that haunted our dreams in the original film. "New Nightmare" brought back scary, evil Freddy in full force. It's arguably the most terrifying film Craven ever made.

2. Scream (1996)
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Horror was on life support in the '90s and seemed to be fading into an afterthought. That is, until Craven came along with "Scream" and totally reinvigorated everything. It was fresh, original and poked fun at all the tropes of the genre, but from a place of love instead of disrespect. Best of all, it still holds up and probably always will despite severely outdated technology.

1. A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
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While "Scream" reignited the genre, "A Nightmare on Elm Street" is a cornerstone of horror. Even if you care nothing about scary movies, you know about Freddy Krueger because he's become an intricate part of pop culture. It's one of the greatest fright flicks of all time. Even if Craven stopped making movies after this one, he would still be a legend.

 

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Girl Transforms Her Body Into A Muscular Masterpiece In Just 5 Months

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Meet 20-year-old Maggie Russell. Back in May, she decided she wanted to whip her body into shape. Like, insane shape. So she cut her diet down to just 1100 calories a day and started working our for 4 hours on the reg, as well. The results are unbelievable.

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Here's where the transformation begins. Be sure to scroll down to the very bottom for a before and after comparison that will blow your mind.

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5 month muscle transformation girl, maggie russell workout, maggie russell transformation
5 month muscle transformation girl, maggie russell workout, maggie russell transformation
5 month muscle transformation girl, maggie russell workout, maggie russell transformation
5 month muscle transformation girl, maggie russell workout, maggie russell transformation
5 month muscle transformation girl, maggie russell workout, maggie russell transformation
Here it is: Maggie in May 2015 vs. Maggie in October 2015

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Related: Korean Couple Has Crazy Weight Loss Transformation In Only 5 Months

 

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