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Just Your Average Butt Sex Poster Courtesy Of The University Of Arizona

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I'll go if they're handing out free lube.

According to Barstool Sports, it looks like the University of Arizona Campus Health Service just held a free one-hour informational session on anal. And by the size of the smiles on the two people who graced their advertising materials, it must have been one hell of a time.

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"Making the decision to go anal can have many benifits [sic]."

You're damn right it does. I mean, just ask Lisa Ann.

No word on who the University of Arizona health professional was who taught the course or how many times he or she has done anal, but let's be honest: If I'm signing up to learn about the benefits of anal sex and you're my teacher, then it should be in the thousands.

Unfortunately for everybody else on campus, if you want to take a course on fisting, you'll still have to drive to Yuma and ask for Slippery Pete.

Is was accidental anal at Drexel University earlier this year: Drexel Law Professor Accidentally Sends Link To Anal Bead Porn

 

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A Look Inside India's Crappiest Problem

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There's something a bit different about India than the rest of the world. It's something that receives hardly any international attention, but should. I'm of course talking about poop.

An astounding 48 percent of Indian citizens don't have access to toilets. That's somewhere around 600 million people. A 2014 report from the World Health Organization said that half a billion people in India still continue to defecate in gutters, behind bushes or in open water bodies, with no dignity or privacy." The solution? Well, there are several:

A Look Inside India's Crappiest Problem, Travel
The "No Toilet, No Bride" slogan of 2012 aimed at incentivizing the installation of toilets in homes of desperate bachelors.

A Look Inside India's Crappiest Problem, Travel
Mr. Poo, everyone's favorite Indian mascot, encourages not shitting where you eat, sleep,
and bathe.


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Pay To Poop: An initiative that involves rewarding rupees to children who correctly poop
inside the toilet, not out.


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Bollywood awareness.

India's prime minister recently vowed to eradicate pooping in public by 2019. But that would take the support of his constituents. Chairman of the Gujarat Sanitation Development Organization of India, Anil Prajapati, has her doubts: "We've made public toilets but people still don't use them. Some of these people fear that there are witches inside or that their children will be kidnapped."

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So they've taken to the beach.

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Where dogs can take their humans for a poop.

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This guy knows what I'm talking about.

In order to combat this disturbing trend, UNICEF India released a catchy musical PSA titled "Take The Poo to the Loo." One notable lyric: "I step out on the street. What do I smell? Shit, that's stinky to high hell." It's interesting to see UNICEF gets their jollies in fart humor. However, it's seemingly not enough, as going No. 2 wherever and whenever has brought about serious environmental concerns.

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The white waters of the Ganges.

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The great thing about the Ganges is you can pretend to be bathing while a flurry of activity happens underneath.

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"Nothing to see here. Just checking the pH levels."

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This guy dropped his keys.

If only Gandhi were around to take part in this important social issue. Who will stand up to the more than 143 million pounds of excrement being dumped daily? Will it take a superhero? Or is India up shit's creek?

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FML.

 

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Dad Calls Out Daughter On Facebook After She Shares Naked Snap

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Snapchat was invented for the sole purpose of making sure that naked photo that you wanted to send someone erases after a certain time, but sometimes someone decides to screenshot that picture in hopes of staring at it a tad longer, or in the case of the woman below, to show another family member.

A woman decided to pose with a scarf around her neck and a hand covering her naked goods. All was well until her brother decided to be the worst human on earth and show her father.

Let's take a look at the Snap below:

Dad Calls Out Daughter On Facebook After Posting Half-Naked Snap

After the dad found out, he took it to Facebook to call out his daughter, telling everyone that social media is "bringing the slutness out of our children." Damn, slutness.

Dad Calls Out Daughter On Facebook After Posting Half-Naked Snap

Being an only child is criminally underrated.

Via Playboy

Sometimes it happens the other way around: Dad Sends Nude Photo In Group Text, Daughter Scarred For Life

 

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Guy's Lap Dance Interrupted By Girlfriend's Punch

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Lap dances are all fun and dandy (anyone who says "dandy" clearly gets plenty of lap dances) but they are more fun if you're single and you don't have to worry about getting punched in the face by an angry girlfriend. Apparently the bro below felt it would be OK to get a lap dance by a hot Brazilian chick, even though his girlfriend was nearby.

Take a look at how pissed this gal got at her boyfriend:



Or maybe she realized she was dating a guy in his 20s who still wears his caps backwards. Either way this douche deserved what he got.

Some things can't be unseen: Probably The Worst Lap Dance We Have Ever Seen

 

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Drunk Guy Gets Into Fist Fight With McDonald's Drive-Thru Employee

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If you're stupid enough to get behind the wheel after you've been drinking, you probably deserve to get punched in the face a few times.

The drunk idiot below apparently got so pissed that his change was accidentally dropped on the ground that he thought he would take it out on the McDonald's drive-thru worker by attempting to fight him. Take a look at how this guy got his ass beat even while the employee had half of his body in the fast food place, and the other half outside of it.


Save the anger for when you get a heart attack because of McDonald's.

This fight didn't last too long: McDonald's Employee Knocks Out Drunk Man With One Punch

 

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This Week's 20 Funniest Tweets

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Another week, another batch of the most hilarious tweets compiled just for you. Be sure to follow these guys and gals, and check back here every week for more jokes you can tell your friends and pretend you came up with them. They'll think you're hilarious, but inside you'll be cold and dead.

Follow @robfee on Twitter.


Want more? Check out last week's hilarious tweets.

 

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Guy Receives A Bunch Of Dick Pics After Girl Gives Out His Number On Tinder, He Responds To All Of Them

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Everyone has received a wrong number text, and some of may have even received a wrong number nude, but the poor guy in this story not only got a dick pic he never requested, but he got a bunch of different ones after someone gave out his number on Tinder.

Mike Ryan (who writes at Uproxx) learned that a woman named Carilyn gave out his number on Tinder and asked men to send her pictures of their manhood. Problem was Mike was the one that got all those pictures. And he shared his experience on Twitter for all of us to enjoy.




































Any Tinder bio that states "I'm super horny. No point in lying, right?" has to be legit. Right?

Via Some Ecards

No dick pics included: Guy With Majestic Beard Gets Wrong Number Text From Lady For 7 Months

 

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Ronda Rousey Sex Tip: 'You should never need lube.'

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Ronda Rousey is everywhere and people are eager to learn everything about one of the most popular female athletes in the world.

And while Ronda makes a living beating people up in impressive fashion, people obviously don't want to know about that at all; they want to know about her sex life.

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Ronda recently answered some dating questions from Maxim readers, but since the sex aspect of it is the only thing you care about we'll share that one:

A reader asked: "Dear Ronda: What should a guy NEVER do in bed? What should a guy ALWAYS do in bed? (Asking for a friend.)"

"For what you should never do: Don't bite my teeth! If my teeth are repeatedly hitting your teeth, then there's a problem with what you're doing," Ronda replies. "That freaks me out. I don't like it. It's terrible. I have a thing about my teeth. Even though I do a sport where I get punched in the face for a living, if your teeth hit my teeth more than a few times, I'm over it already. What should a guy always do? Take his time. In general, a girl takes a minute. He needs to get her ready. You should never need lube in your life. If you need lube, then you're being lazy... and you're not taking your time."

Just do what she says, fellas. Because you know, she breaks bones for a living.

You can also keep up with Ronda on her Instagram.

No lube it is: Watch Ronda Rousey Break A Dude's Rubs After He Says She Can't Compete With A Man

 

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This Is Quite Possibly The Most Cringeworthy Reaction To Getting Rejected Through Text Ever

Victims Of This Hilarious Shampoo Prank Are Now Traumatized

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I feel like continuing to rinse your hair in hopes of washing out all the shampoo and not being able to ever wash it out is the stuff that nightmares are made out of. That's why the guys at The Chaizy Channel decided it would be a fun idea to secretly continue to put shampoo in strangers' hair while they washed off at the beach showers.

Take a look at the hilarious video below:


No one wants to get their ass kicked by a guy wearing a wetsuit, so good move by the prankster at the end.

Everyone wins here: Girls Lose Their Clothes In This Hilarious Sneeze Prank

 

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13 Kids Who Hilariously Schooled Their Teachers

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Being a smart aleck may not get you anywhere in life, but it sue helps you out with a clever test answer now and then. Sure, you still get the question wrong, but if it makes your teacher question why they even bother for just a second, you've done your job. These kids certainly have the right idea.

Problem Solved
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It's hard to argue that logic.

Sixist
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A little wordy, but it works.

Liam the Pessimist
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Still beats a picture of an old man on a life support machine.

Dad Farts
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Of the three choices, we're glad they went the gas route.

Rock of Love
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A little mushy for this teacher's taste.

Honestly?
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Practice makes pointless.

Talk Nerdy to Me
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Talk about a Minef*ck.

Photographic Memory
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Nailed it.

Checkmate
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Things just got real.

Haiku Yourself
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Such a complicated concept.

Burn
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"Glitter" still doesn't compute, though.

'murica
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If they wanted more parts, they should have left more room.

Without a Cause
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You don't wanna tangle with this kid. Just give him the "A+" and move on.

(via Diply)

 

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'Netflix And Bill' Takes 'Netflix And Chill' To A Presidential Level

Kylie Jenner Broke Her Nail, So It's Sexy Selfie Time

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It doesn't take a cataclysmic event for a member of the Kardashian clan to feel the need to post a selfie. But then again, maybe breaking a nail is the end of the world for someone like Kylie Jenner. After all, she is a sexy young model and reality star. Don't take this the wrong way; we aren't complaining. You won't be either after you gaze upon the majesty that is this broken nail post she posted on Instagram last night. It's much more eye-catching than it sounds on paper.

🍓 (ps broken nail 😔)

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Fortunately for Kylie fans, it rarely takes a cosmetic issue for her to post a sexy selfie. Check out a few more of the greats below.

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Related (get it?): Kendall Jenner Invites You To Take A Shower With Her

 

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Ever Heard Of A 'Double-Siged' Issue? This 'Wheel Of Fortune' Contestant Apparently Has

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We've seen some dumb answers and guesses on game shows throughout the years, but guessing a letter to create a word that has never existed in any language at any time on this planet just might be the dumbest effort yet.

It wasn't my turn to watch grandma this week, so I missed this recent episode of "Wheel of Fortune." Luckily, some cat who calls himself "Nickzingis" was watching the show and posted a video of what has to be one of the most embarrassing guesses in the history of the Wheel to his Twitter page:



Who knows? Maybe watching the wheel spin round and round made this contestant a little diggy, and that's why he made such a poor guess. Hopefully, he didn't agonige over it and was able to win some cash later in the show.

Changing a letter that has already been revealed on the board is also a bold choice: Is This The Worst 'Wheel Of Fortune' Guess Of All Time?

 

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Guess Why This 'Taste The Bush' Wine Ad Was Banned In England

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I've met hookers who were less suggestive than this.

You never know what you're going to get when you drop less than 10 bucks on a bottle of wine, but the gang at Premier Estates wants you to know that their wine is so good that you'll "almost taste the bush."

And that line coupled with the placement of this smoking hottie's glass of wine was apparently too much for British censors:



The Australian wine's #TasteTheBush campaign got England's Advertising Standards Authority's panties in a bunch big time, and the agency came to the conclusion this week that "most viewers would understand the "taste the bush" phrase to be a reference to oral sex, particularly given that it was accompanied with the image of the wine glass positioned directly in front of the woman's crotch."

We disagree, as most guys will tell you that if you offer a woman a glass of wine from a bottle that costs less than ten bucks, the chances of you getting into her shorts is somewhere between slim to none.

h/t Huffington Post

Probably the best commercial ever for Southwest, and it never even aired: This Rejected Southwest Airlines Commercial Is Better Than Any Of Their Real Ads

 

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Study Suggests All Women Are Either Lesbians Or Bisexual

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Here's an article you should forward to your wife. And her best friend.

According to The Independent, a recent study suggests most women are never straight, meaning they are either gay or bisexual.

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In another chapter from the book "How In The Hell Do I Get That Job?", a doctor from the Department of Psychology at the University of Essex recently showed "videos of naked men and women to 235 females and recorded their responses. It found 82 percent of the women tested were aroused by both sexes, based on indicators such as whether their pupils dilated in response to sexual stimuli."

That led to what is quite possibly the greatest conclusion of all time, courtesy of Dr. Gerulf Riegler:

"Even though the majority of women identify as straight, our research clearly demonstrates that when it comes to what turns them on, they are either bisexual or gay, but never straight."

In a related story, I knew it.

Beer makes you better at sex? Sounds good to me: Study Suggests Drinking Beer Makes You Better At Sex

 

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Jennifer Lawrence And Natalie Dormer Accidentally Kissed Because Sometimes Dreams Come True

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It's like someone ripped a page out of my "The Hunger Games Of Thrones" erotic fan fiction, because Jennifer Lawrence and Natalie Dormer accidentally kissed, and it was hot because we are all depraved animals.

Take a look at the video below of Lawrence and Dormer locking lips at the London premiere of "The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 2." It occurs in the first ten seconds of the video. The rest of the video doesn't matter because it's just a bunch of interviews with the rest of the "Hunger Games" cast and no one gives a shit about them.



Now let's relive that glorious moment in gifs:

Jennifer Lawrence and Natalie Dormer Accidently Kiss

Jennifer Lawrence and Natalie Dormer Accidently Kiss

Jennifer Lawrence and Natalie Dormer Accidently Kiss

Jennifer Lawrence and Natalie Dormer Accidently Kiss

And now let's relive it in our head numerous times.

And finally, let's relive these moments: The Most Iconic Girl-On-Girl Kissing Scenes In Movie History

 

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Venezuelan Woman Got Four Boob Jobs And Two Nose Jobs To Get 'The Perfect Body'

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Since I'd rather not spend countless hours at the gym or stuff my face with disgusting, healthy food, I have to deal with my body and hope that my pop culture knowledge is enough to reel in the opposite sex. But the woman below wasn't satisfied with that and has instead gone through 20 different plastic surgeries in order to get that perfect body she's after.


Aleira Avendaño, a 26-year-old model, is very proud of all the work she has gotten done. Some of that work includes four boob jobs, butt implants and two nose jobs. She also wears a tight corset 23 hours per day to obtain that perfect waist. I suffer wearing my skinny jeans for just a few hours a day, so I can't even imagine what she goes through.

Aleira believes all this hard work is paying off:

"I want to be known as the sexiest woman on earth," Aleira states. "Only the strongest and most beautiful women are willing to go under the knife in the name of perfection. The hourglass body is the image of the perfect woman. I've come as close as I can to perfection, but I'm still trying."

I thought the perfect woman was one who didn't make you go to her mother's birthday party with her.

Take a look at some pictures of Aleira striving for perfection, courtesy of her Instagram:

Buenos dias

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Los amooo mis bellos😈😈😈

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El booty naturallll jajjajajajajjajajajaja

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M defino en dos palabras unica/sencilla para quienes lo merecen😍😍😍

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👿👿😈😈😈besos a dormir🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒

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Via Playboy

All about bonding: A Mother And Daughter Have Spent More Than $86,000 On Surgeries To Look Like Model Katie Price

 

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