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Victoria's Secret Model Elsa Hosk Shares Nude Pic

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While you may or may not have seen the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show (you probably didn't), there was some better action happening backstage as one of Victoria's Secret's newest Angels took it upon herself to share a nude picture on Instagram. And we thank her for that.

Swedish model Elsa Hosk posed naked while photographer Russell James took a few pictures before she made her way onto the catwalk to strut her stuff for a bunch of celebrities. So here's Hosk totally elated to have that satin curtain near her:

UH-OH @nomadrj is already getting me in trouble backstage at the #vsfashionshow !!! @victoriassecret

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And this is Hosk giving us another great view:

Running to my next change!!!! 📷 @nomadrj #vsfashionshow

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This is better than those Victoria's Secret catalogs that somehow found their way under my bed.

Via Huffington Post

This is also something we thank her for: Elsa Hosk Does A Little Dance For Us (And Victoria's Secret)

 

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McDonald's Is Planning To Offer Mozzarella Sticks Nationwide To Satisfy Our Obese Desires

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News like this should make the rounds because everyone loves food, and everyone loves having the option to stuff more types of food into their mouth even more. That's why McDonald's is ready to launch mozzarella sticks nationwide in hopes of winning back their customers.

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McDonald's US President Mike Andres shared the announcement this week at an investor's meeting in New York City. Mozzarella sticks were only offered in Wisconsin over the summer, and McDonald's stated that customers wanted more snacking options. Yep, we want more food. That's the solution.


"Our customers told us they are looking for the ability to customize their meals a little more," a franchisee stated. "People are snacking more often these days and looking for more options to create a right-sized meal for them. Mini meals allow them to do just that at an amazing value."

Three mozzarella sticks are going to cost you $1, so logic tells you to get 18 of those delicious sticks and stuff your face while "The Star-Spangled Banner" plays in the background.

Via Business Insider

Not cool, Ronald: The All-Day McDonald's Breakfast Seemed To Good To Be True And It Kind Of Is

 

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A Former Model Covers Her Face In Semen To Keep Her Skin Soft

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An apology letter to all the friends who have borrowed her beauty products may need to be written by her immediately.

Tracy Kiss, a 28-year-old single mom and former glamour model, is turning some heads for suggesting a new way to keep your skin feeling soft and looking healthy: cover it in semen.

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Tracy took it to her YouTube channel to post a video explaining why she enjoys covering her face in semen and then proceeds to show everyone how to do it in case you were eagerly waiting to try it for yourself.

While there isn't an app that delivers sperm to your doorstep, Tracy instead explains that a friend delivers his own sperm to her in what I'm assuming was a very non-awkward conversation when it was first brought up. I'm also assuming that dude was more than happy to help her with her skincare regime.

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"I think a lot of people are concerned with the thought of putting semen on their face but it is a very natural thing and very healthy thing to do," Tracy explains. "Semen builds babies, they come out very soft and have beautiful skin, and it leaves my skin nice and soft so I'm very happy to use this as a facial.It feels like a face pack that pulls the skin inwards, it feels so glossy to wipe it off."

"Semen builds babies" has to be the new slogan for some company. Any company. Please.


Take a look at Tracy plaster her face below:



And now let's look at some hot pictures of Tracy Kiss thanks to her Instagram. Just because:






Via Mirror

This Tracy gal is quite generous: Model's GoFundMe Campaign Shut Down For Offering Nude Photos To Donors.

 

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NFL Stars With Completely Ridiculous Mustaches

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Everyone knows that November is Movember, a month when us fellas can show off our fabulous facial hair for the purpose of raising awareness for men's health. Growing your mo is the best way to do that, and it's even better when star athletes like the NFL players below get involved. But man, these guys really take it to the next level. Here are 12 NFL players with completely ridiculous mustaches.

Tom Brady
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It looks like there's actually a little extra air in that thing.


Peyton Manning
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Not as good as Brady, but ya know, that makes sense.


Andy Dalton
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He's really trying to do everything he can to get into the discussion of "greatest current mustache in the league."


Cam Newton
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It doesn't always look pretty, but it's still a winner.


Odell Beckham Jr.
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What a show-off.


Devonta Freeman
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Who is this guy? And how did he get such a badass mo all of a sudden?


J.J. Watt
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His mustache is really the only thing worth watching in Houston right now.


Todd Gurley
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This whippersnapper is already a stand-out, but an '80s Hulk Hogan-style mustache doesn't hurt.


Rob Gronkowski
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Would you expect anything less from a guy named Gronk?


Julio Jones
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He makes it look effortless.


Justin Tucker
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Being a kicker in the NFL will age you horribly.


Aaron Rodgers
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This guy can pretty much do it all himself (even rock a ridiculous 'stache without our Photoshop assistance).

More Totally Legit NFL News: Amazon Reviews Of NFL Quarterbacks

 

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This Has To Be The Worst Round In The History Of 'Wheel Of Fortune'

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And just to make it even more dumbfounding, it came courtesy of the winner.

Being a contestant on "Wheel of Fortune" is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and you have to think that one of the many things rolling through the domes of players just before they hit the stage is, "Don't do anything stupid." Like changing the word "night" to "right" even though every letter has been revealed, for example.

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Well, a contestant named Nura found a way to sink to an even lower level of stupid during the final puzzle on a recent episode of the hit game show when she first guessed a "v" but quickly changed it to a "z" despite the fact that only two "t's" had been revealed. And her guess the next time around? You guessed it: none.

Nura's shitshow continued on her third and fourth tries, where she guessed both "x" and once again nothing, leaving many to wonder if the poor woman was suffering some kind of stroke.

Some in the online community were actually defending her ignorance, suggesting that she was playing some form of a prevent defense to protect her sizable lead. But we find that hard to believe considering the fact that if Troy would have gotten another chance, he could have won the game by guessing one correct letter and then correctly solving the puzzle.

But hey, you be the judge:



h/t USA Today

Here's another one that will make you feel better about yourself: Yet Another Epic 'Wheel Of Fortune' Fail

 

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This Porn Star Giving Free Blow Jobs To Veterans On Veterans Day Really Loves Her Country

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Or she just really loves a mouthful of penis. Either way, it's great news for our country's heroes who call the Orlando area home.

According to Broadly, a porn star named Jenny Jizz says she will administer a blow job to every military veteran who shows up to the "Sausage Castle" on Veterans Day.

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Sausage Castle owner Mike Busey, who regularly provides priority housing to veterans, says he always does something fun for veterans, but he wanted to "step it up" this year, and that's why he enlisted the expertise of Jenny Jizz.

Busey met Jizz at his recent Halloween party when he saw her performing oral sex on random dudes in the center of the dance floor, and that's when the "Free BJ on Veterans Day" wheel was set in motion.

"I was basically like, 'Hey, you're suckin' dicks for free. Why don't you suck dicks for a noble cause?'" Busey says.

Jizz says she gladly accepted the challenge because facials are her specialty, and she sees this as "a hobby rather than a financial venture." She does have the discretion to turn away any veteran who she feels is just too hairy or too smelly, but based on this quote from her, the odds of that happening are probably somewhere between slim to none:

"It's just fun. When it comes to cum, I'm so excited."

What's more American than receiving oral sex at a football game? Redskins Fan Receives Oral Sex In Public While Watching The Game

 

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This Woman Wasn't Too Pleased About Her Cheating Husband And His Truck Paid The Price

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Everybody knows that you don't mess with Texas, but you apparently don't want to screw with any woman in Texas who has been cheated on either.

According to Mirror, a Texas woman recently found out that her husband knocked up his side piece in Port Arthur, so she decided to get revenge by vandalizing the shit out of his truck.

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woman gets revenge on cheating husband by destroying truck

woman gets revenge on cheating husband by destroying truck
So if we're to believe every country song ever written, it looks like this scorned wife destroyed the second-most important thing in this dude's life. Well, unless he doesn't have a dog. Then she wrecked the most important thing in his life.

Hey, it could have been worse. Much worse: Woman Sets Cheating Boyfriend's Penis On Fire Because Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned

 

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The Hot Pumpkin Spice Latte Fairy Is Here To Tell You The Best Things About Fall

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Now that summer is long gone and fall is here, it's time for pumpkin spice latte everything. And what better way to get into the fall spirit than by getting a visit from the super hot pumpkin spice latte fairy who just spends time listing off her favorite things about fall.

Enjoy the funny video below brought to you by the folks at Just Another Production Productions:


This is a college girl's Instagram come to life.

Needs more pumpkin spice latte fairy: A Guy Figured How To Get Free Starbucks Everyday

 

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Don't Miss This Epic Supercut Of Cinema's Greatest High Fives

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We're not quite sure why, but high fiving is somehow still a thing. A very prevalent thing. Virtually no celebratory occasion is complete without one. If you don't believe us, this supercut from the folks over at World Wide Interweb should leave you with little doubt, as it collects some of the most iconic hand slap exchanges in the history of film.


We gotta say, the '80s laid 'em on pretty think.

Related: Check Out This Perfect Supercut Of Awful Special Effects In Movies

 

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This California Woman Looks So Much Like Miley Cyrus She Needs Security To Protect Her

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As much as I try to convince people that I look like Brad Pitt or Ryan Gosling or Leonardo DiCaprio, I can't say that I have the luxury of looking like a super popular celebrity. But that "luxury" is a reality for a California woman whose resemblance to Miley Cyrus has shaken up her life.

#flashbackfriday to when I got this cool jumpsuit and for some reason posed like my neck was broken. 💀💥💀 #RIPshavedhair

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Mardee Shackleford looks like the former Disney star so much that not only do fans mob her, but she needs to get some muscle when she goes to clubs.

"Several times I have been sitting in traffic and people have slid open the back door of their car and kids will start yelling, 'Miley'," the 21-year-old reveals. "Sometimes it feels like I am actually famous or a celebrity, just on a really small scale. It's been really fun for me."

Mardee does admit that she wasn't a fan of Miley's music, but her "Bangerz" album made her attend one of her concerts where she actually met Billy Ray Cyrus and took a picture with him. I'm just going to assume Billy needed his allowance earlier than usual and thought he was confronting Miley.

Take a look at some of Mardee's Instagram pictures below and see if you think she's a dead ringer for Miley Cyrus or not.


Vintage bodysuit from some of my grandma's things💐👵 #whyamisoorange 🍊😁 #sundaybumday 🍑

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I'm going back to Florida in June to go to Harry Potter World 😍✨💫

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I hate squats, ankle weights all day erryday 🍑 #sundaybumday #thickthighs

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🌸🌺 #rawpapers

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🌺🌼🌸I'm liking the textures in my hair right about now👱 Easy AF to style so it's perfect for me. 💁

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Chillin out max and relaxin all cool 🎶 🌴😎🌴 #freethenipple

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Via Bro Bible

This woman resembles an even bigger celebrity: Scottish Woman Is A Dead Ringer For Angelina Jolie

 

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10 Times Governments Absolutely Screwed Their People

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When one truly grasps the reality that during the 20th century more people were killed by their own governments than all the wars combined, the 2nd Amendment doesn't seem like such a bad idea after all. Democide is the word for a government killing its own, and it has happened more than we would like to think it has. Here are 10 core examples.

U.S. Government Poisons Alcohol During Prohibition, Kills 10,000
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Calvin Coolidge was an asshole. Did you know that? It all started on Christmas Eve, 1926, when a man checked into a hospital feeling ill. By Christmas Day, 60 others entered the same hospital for the same reason, and eight more died. When Prohibition ended in 1933, more than 10,000 Americans had perished.

The culprit: our beloved government. Six years after Prohibition started in 1920, federal officials were frustrated that people continued to drink. So they took matters into their own hands and ordered the poisoning of industrial alcohol manufactured countrywide. They put kerosene, iodine, ether, chloroform, formaldehyde and a variety of other toxic chemicals into the mix (bootleggers routinely stole and resold the alcohol).

As the Chicago Tribune said in 1927, "Normally, no American government would engage in such business ... It is only in the curious fanaticism of Prohibition that any means, however barbarous, are considered justified."

Mao Murders 20 Million Chinese (on Accident)
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In 1958, Mao ZeDong had the bright idea of initiating the Four Pests Campaign. It involved exterminating mosquitos, rats, flies and sparrows. Animals responsible for eating seeds and ruining the work of farmers were as good as dead.

But once the sparrows were vanquished, the locust population shot through the roof. It had the opposite effect of what was originally intended. Mass deforestation and the destruction of more than 50 million tons of crops ensued. By the time the government realized their mistake, millions had already starved.

Holodomor, the Other Holocaust
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Translated from Ukrainian, Holodomor means "extermination by hunger." Estimates range from 1.5 million to 12 million who died. Devised by Joseph Stalin to destroy Ukrainian nationalism, it was perhaps the most brutal attempt to spread communism in all of history.

Ukraine was considered the breadbasket of Eastern Europe, but once the collectivization of agriculture seized peasant farms, Stalin & Co. exported their harvests to economic allies and themselves. The worst kind of famine you could imagine changed the landscape of Ukraine forever.

Pol Pot Kills Off 25 Percent of Cambodia
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Pol Pot was a little man with big dreams. He wanted to create a classes peasant society ruled by the elite. To do this, Pot's Khmer Rouge regime engineered the killing of roughly 2 million people between 1975 and 1979. They targeted intellectuals, ethnic minorities and anyone else deemed a threat to the new dictatorship. One detention center, S-21, saw the lives of 19,993 people killed out of the 20,000 imprisoned.

Writing in his journal one night, Pot said, "If the result of so many sacrifices was that the capitalists remain in control, what was the point of revolution?" It seems to quickest way to surefire totalitarian government is to kill off the smart people and keep the dummies dumb.

1948-1987: North Korea's Hidden Democide
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Purges, executions and forced labor took the lives of an estimated 1.6 million North Koreans over the course of 40 years. Kim Il Sung - Papa Kim, as I like to call him - founded an entirely new flavor of Orwellian horror. No one knows what the exact number of deaths was, but dissidents and escapees painted a nasty picture of Il Sung's reign. To give an example of the brutal nature of his despotism, labor camp guards were often rewarded college tuition for shooting people who tried to escape.

500,000 Communists Killed in Indonesia
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Indonesian history books don't talk about it. The American government abetted it. And in one year, 500,000 suspected Indonesian communists were killed.

When President Suharto rose to power in 1965, he wanted to establish a New Order. This included the systematic liquidation of the Indonesia Communist Party and all its adherents. A sinister cocktail of beheadings, shootings and dismemberments caused rivers to be literally clogged with bodies. And since this happened during the height of the Cold War, the US News & World Report went with the headline, "Indonesia: Hope... when there was once none."

The Rwandan Genocide
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From April to July 1994, 800,000 Rwandans were killed. Six men, women and children were murdered every minute. It all began when President Habyarimana's plane was shot down.

Let's back up. There was a conflict between the Hutu majority and Tutsis. Historically, Tutsis tended to be landowners, and Hutus were often laborers. The division of labor created a type of violent envy that predicated one of history's worst genocides. Perhaps the ghastliest aspect was the endemic of rape, amounting to 500,000 women. Sixty-seven of them were infected with HIV, and a startling 20,000 babies were born from it.

While Western media glanced on, 200,000 civilians were complicit in the mass killings. Local officials and government-sponsored radio programs even encouraged citizens to murder their neighbors.

America Sterilizes 65,000 "Undesirables"
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In 1937, a piddling 15 percent polled by Fortune Magazine were anti-sterilization. Once sterilization was deemed constitutional, the 20th century saw a brand of eugenics that would make Hitler proud - literally. The deaf, the blind, the dumb and the deformed were routinely rendered impotent. After WWII, the American government suddenly grew a conscience and declared compulsory sterilization immoral.

Dominican Republic Ethnically Cleanses 12,000 Haitians
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President Rafael Trujillo stated during a dance on October 2, 1937: "For some months, I have traveled and traversed the border in every sense of the word. I have seen, investigated, and inquired about the needs of the population. To the Dominicans who were complaining of the depredations of Haitians living among them, thefts of cattle, provisions, fruits, etc., and were thus prevented from enjoying in peace the products of their labor, I have responded, 'I will fix this.' And we have already begun to remedy the situation. Three hundred Haitians are now dead in Banica. This remedy will continue."

The Parsley Massacre, as it is now called, involved ordering soldiers to hold up a sprig of parsley and ask people what it was. If they pronounced it the wrong way, the Haitian Creole way, they were killed. UCLA historian Lauren Derby claimed that the majority of deaths belong to those who were born inside the Dominican Republic's border.

Mexico's Tlatelolco Massacre of 1968
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Sons and daughters of the Mexican Revolution wanted a revolution for themselves. They were students, and thousands were present to protest in Mexico City, chanting, "We don't want Olympics, we want revolution!" (This was 10 days before the 1968 Summer Olympics.)

In what was kept quiet for nearly 40 years, the Mexican military fired upon the crowd. The government ordered the slayings in a desperate attempt to provide an image of peace, ironically, as the eyes of the world would soon looking on during the Olympics. Approximately 300 students were murdered via government-employed snipers. No information was released until 2000 when Vicente Fox investigated crimes of Mexico's past.

 

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What The Fate Of Each Main Character On 'The Walking Dead' Should Be

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Six seasons in, and we've hardly scratched the surface with what's possible for "The Walking Dead." Between its companion series "Fear the Walking Dead" and a number of plot lines left untouched, there's plenty of episodes left to see what happens to each of our main characters, except Glenn, because we all know he is dead as hell!

With four main surviving members in mind, let's see what the likely fates are for our main characters based on where we are now in season six of the AMC zombie hit, without delving too deep into the comics. Do you agree with our picks? Will there likely be more or fewer survivors? Read and find out. One thing is not up for debate though: Glenn is just soooooo dead.

Rick (Survivor 1)
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In the most recent season six episodes of "The Walking Dead," we're seeing everyone is clear on the fact that Rick is essential to survival. With that in mind, we expect to see him make it to the very end. However, going with the comic as well as a slight fake-out episode where he hurt his hand heading to the RV, Rick is likely to be maimed. It happened early on in the comic, regrettably early, but expect our fearless leader to face a new challenge in being at a slight disadvantage in the near future. In addition to the main four survivors, we expect he'll keep Jessie and her kids alive.

Carl
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If his bad acting wasn't already apparent, it's even more so when put up against other teen actors in the Alexandria setting, like Ron, son of Jessie, Alexandra Breckenridge, who is conveniently the son of the man Rick killed. Carl wasn't even in the season six premiere, was he? It wouldn't be so bad if he died, then as Rick grows closer with Jessie, he takes Ron on as a son, along with Judith who we see once per season, and has a new Carl-free, bad actor-free family. The old switcheroo. Carl is always disobeying anyways. Kill him! It would please the masses.

Carol (Survivor 2)
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Quiet Carol of Alexandria came out of her shell when the Wolves attacked their people, and we've noticed how cautious and clever she's been since Rick let her back into the gang. She has no intentions of leaving the group, and after several close calls, we think she's got what it takes to make it to the end. The only question is whether or not the guilt of her past will come back to haunt her. Perhaps she'll give herself to save a child and call it a wash, but knowing her survival instinct, we wouldn't bet on it. She still has to hook up with Daryl.

Daryl
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He's out there somewhere, probably eating a dead animal - definitely not one of those badass vegans - but we love him. The push and pull of an emotional badass is a touchstone of the zombie plague, and a man with that much heart, as well as the ladies' favorite in a game of "Who Would You?", is our hopeful for the small surviving few we anticipate. However, it would be a devastating blow to see the most hardcore survivalist of the group get conflicted by his emotion - he still needs to bang Carol - and have it take him over. He's a sacrificer, and it wouldn't be a stretch to see him go in probably one of the biggest upsets of the series towards the very end. Either him or Rick, one badass has to go.

Maggie (Survivor 3)
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Played by Lauren Cohan, we're currently witnessing Maggie's uncertainty as to the life or death of Glenn, but we also know -- we've known since the beginning of the season (SPOILER ALERT) - that she's pregnant. Whether Glenn is dead or not is irrelevant as we now know he lives on through his child. Man, I hate when people say that. But this seals the deal that Maggie will likely be the sole survivor or Hershel's farm, but quite possibly as a single mother. A single, hot MILF, that is.

Michonne
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Currently there are two people with dreads on the show, so we already know one must go. Of all the transformations of the group, many will vote Michonne the best and biggest. After starting out as a lone wolf survivalist, she's found a certain amount of peace with her tribe. As much as we love having her as a character, we don't suspect her fate with the show is much longer, as she's already completed her hero's journey. Expect her to stick around a bit longer, but the sword-swinging Michonne will likely fall victim in a unique way, perhaps by the sword herself, if they're going for originality.

Deanna Monroe
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We got a good look at the blood-thirsty former leader of Alexandria after the loss of her husband and most of her community. She's self aware that her days in the throne are long since gone, but she'll continue to fight until her time comes. And it'll come soon.

Morgan Jones (Survivor 4)
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He's been around since the beginning, and now he's finally at Rick's side. Though the two don't exactly see eye to eye -- Morgan's transformation into zen master was like a great short film -- and will likely come head to head in season six as to how leadership should be executed, we think Morgan is one of the most skilled survivors of all. However, his training in the art of peace could not only put him at odds with the whole community (per his captive from the Wolves) in season six, it could also cost him his life. We like to think he'll be with us until the end, but the same way Glenn's weakness for humanity put him in a deadly situation, so could Morgan's. Either way, Morgan and Rick will definitely throw down.

Dr. Eugene Porter
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Though he's not a doctor nor a fighter, we wonder what the point of Eugene is on the show other than some hillbilly comic relief and hair-do throwbacks, but despite his lies and overall worthlessness, there's something about Eugene that suggests he may help with figuring out an end, especially once the show gets more into the how and why this whole thing began. He might not be around for the full haul, but Eugene has a special place in our hearts for the time being.

Sgt. Abraham Ford
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He's a lover AND a fighter, and we're pretty decent fans of "Southland" so we'd hope the red handlebar mustached man would continue down the road with us a ways. The way he appeared on the show and dealt through his issues with alcohol and anger pretty early on suggested he might be a short-lived character in the AMC universe, but it's hard to say when. He's the type of hard ass who will fight even with both his arms ripped off, and when he goes, expect to be impressed with his resilience.

Rosita Espinosa
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Played by the very sexy Christian Serratos, we believe her recent tears are for a missing-in-action Abraham, but it could also be that she's realizing she's way too hot for any of these people. It's a lonely road for Rosita, but as we go, she's slowly been getting more camera time, sexier outfits and just overall more enjoyable to have around, but that won't last. We're sending in email suggestions every day to the writers about her demise happening in a steamy shower scene.

Aaron
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In our impressive progressive, but also PC, society, the show can't very easily kill off the gay guy with any ease. Suffocated with guilt and a need to repair, we see Aaron as an overly impulsive, anxious Alexandrian whose not-so-clear and sometimes reckless behavior could land him in a bad place. But until the show finds another homosexual, we don't expect they'll kill him off anytime soon. Oh wait, they just got two girls to kiss in the most recent episode, "Now." Nevermind, Aaron.

Tara Chambler
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Lesbian surprises aside, we've seen some growth from Tara as a scared, defenseless girl into a confident, motivational pep talker, but we feel she has just a little more ways to go. That girl-on-girl kiss, though. Not very hot but definitely something we could get used to.

 

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The Weekly Mandatory Meme Contest Winners: Pooch Pouch

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Yesterday we asked you to use our meme generator to create some hilarious memes to unleash on the Internet. There were a lot of entries, but we managed to narrow it down to these fine and deserving winners. Congratulations, you truly understand what the Internet is all about. And to those of you who lost ... oh well, there's always next week!

Speaking of which, get a head start and create a new meme for next week's contest right here.

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Ohio Waitress Destroys Customer After Receiving No Tip For 'Flirting' With Her Husband

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Servers everywhere have been stiffed their tips for the strangest reasons, and the waitress in this particular story was left without a tip after being accused of flirting with the customer's husband.

Jessica Morris, a waitress who works at a restaurant in Ohio with her own husband, Travis, was taken by surprise when the couple she was serving left her no tip. According to Jessica, the couple was celebrating their honeymoon and everything was going well; at least Jessica thought so.

Take a look at the little note this jealous customer left her:

News, Waitress Destroys Customer Her Accused Her Of Flirting With Husband

"He's my husband! Find your own! Good luck," the clearly secure woman wrote.

And since everything ends up on the Internet anyway, Jessica decided to post a picture of the receipt, with her own little note aimed at the customer.

Read Jessica's brutal response. It's a tad lengthy, but entertaining:

News, Waitress Destroys Customer Her Accused Her Of Flirting With Husband

Something tells me that "Jenny" is still recovering from that one.

News, Waitress Destroys Customer Her Accused Her Of Flirting With Husband

Via News Au

More a-holes: Annoyed Diners Leave New Jersey Waitress 'LOL' As A Tip

 

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Meet The 'World's Sexiest Dwarf' Who Is Attracting Thousands Of Fans

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Karina Lemos, a Brazilian actress, has been attracting fans from all over the world, reeling in over 35,000 Instagram followers, andfor one reason: She's 4-foot-3, and she's known as the "world's sexiest dwarf."

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Lemos has peaked the interest of thousands of people by posting revealing pictures of herself on her Instagram. Besides appearing on TV in Brazil, Lemos caused a storm when a video showed her gyrating in a pool and doing the "Gangnam Style" dance. Oh, and that was while a male dwarf pleasured himself.

And Lemos doesn't seem to care what anyone thinks of her:

"I don't have hang-ups about my size -- quite the opposite," the actress says. "I put in a lot of hard work to stay in shape. I know that people find me attractive, because they have told me many times."

Take a look at some of the revealing pictures Lemos has posted on her Instagram:

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Vídeo clipe na casa @robertomaiaoficial foi tudo maravilhoso 😉

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#FELIZ✌️SEMPRE#

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Pânico na Band bom demais 💪👌🎥🎬📷

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Lindos e lindas Belo final de semana ABENÇOADO Obrigada sempre pelo carinho Amo vocês♡s2.....

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@revo_bones modelos lindos e cores maravilhosas 😘

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This is a real headline: Bride-To- Be Was Impregnated By Dwarf Stripper At Her Bachelorette Party

 

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Guy Wants $5 Back For Coffee He Bought Woman After She Turns Down Second Date

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Everyone has been on their share of bad dates, but it takes a certain type of person to shamelessly demand the money they spent on the date back after things don't go their way, and that's precisely what occurred to the woman below.

Funny, Sex and Dating, Guy Wants $5 Back He Spent On Date After Woman Rejects Him

Lauren Crouch decided to share the story on her dating blog, No Bad Dates, Just Good Stories, after it all went down. Lauren met this dude and they went out for coffee, but then things did a 180 when Lauren turned down a second date.

Check out Lauren's exchange with the guy below:

Funny, Sex and Dating, Guy Wants $5 Back He Spent On Date After Woman Rejects Him

Funny, Sex and Dating, Guy Wants $5 Back He Spent On Date After Woman Rejects Him

Funny, Sex and Dating, Guy Wants $5 Back He Spent On Date After Woman Rejects Him

Funny, Sex and Dating, Guy Wants $5 Back He Spent On Date After Woman Rejects Him

This dude also hates charities. But in his defense, no one likes to give.

I'd like to think this guy will be "Going Dutch" from now on, but I don't think he will be going on many dates in the near future.

Via The Lad Bible

Another dude you want to stay away from: Worst First Date Ever Was Live-Tweeted And It's Hilariously Painful

 

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Woman Who Fooled Girlfriend Into Thinking She Was A Man Gets 8 Year Prison Sentence

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Eight years: that's how long a woman will be spending behind bars after fooling her girlfriend into thinking she was a man by forcing her to wear a blindfold during sex.

This bizarre story is making the rounds again after 25-year-old Gayle Newland was sentenced to eight years today. The court had to hear how Newland wore a prosthetic penis during sex for two years to fool her girlfriend, who remains unnamed, but can be seen in the picture below:

News, Woman Who Folled Girlfriend Into Thinking She Was A Man Gets Eight Years In Prison

"You were so convincing in your cruel deception of [the victim] she thought she had finally found a man she could love and be with," Judge Roger Dutton said before sentencing Newland on three accounts of sexual assault.

Newland of course tried to apologize but Dutton wasn't having any of it:

"You apologized because the game was up, and your cruel deception had been discovered. Your behavior amounted to a callous breach of the trust your friend had in you."

Newland, who the victim knew as Kye, went to some seriously weird lengths to fool her girlfriend. From creating a fake Facebook, to wearing a prosthetic penis, to forcing her victim to wear a blindfold; all of this to hide the fact that she was gal.

The woman finally learned the truth after something told her to rip off her blindfold...after two damn years. Newland had also wore a hat to hide her hair, and also taped down her boobs to resemble more of a man.

All of that crazy shit adds up to eight years. I don't think Newland will have to pretend to be a man in prison...

Via The Lad Bible

 

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Little Girl Gets Hilariously Honest Note From Crush

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When I was 11 years old, all my time was spent trying to figure out how to hit a ball with a bat so that the kids on my little league team wouldn't blame all of their misery on me. But, misery or not, we still got shitty, cheap pizza. The boy below is clearly a tad more mature than I was, as he was completely honest with a little 11-year-old girl that was curious to know if he liked her.

Take a gander at the super mature response below:

Funny,  Little Girl  Gets Hilarious Response From Crush

This kid is ready to hike 2,000 miles to discover who he truly is.

Via Imgur

Kids are brutal: These Break Up Letters From Kids Prove That Kids Hold Nothing Back

 

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