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Lexy Panterra's New Twerking Video Will Keep You Entertained All Holiday Weekend Long
Regardless of how you feel about twerking, I think we can all agree on one thing: we hope Lexy Panterra never stops doing it because she's clearly in another league.
Lexy Panterra has released another video showing off her talents, and this time it's to a song called "Booty Bounce Pop." Sure, the song is garbage, but it doesn't really matter because Lexy once again shows everyone why she holds the most important title in all the land: Queen of Twerk.
Check out Lexy going nuts in the video below that already has over four million views:
What a wonderful talent you have, Lexy.
Watch Lexy show off her talent on the streets: Lexy Panterra Felt Like 'Twerking' In Public And It is A Glorious Sight
Lexy Panterra has released another video showing off her talents, and this time it's to a song called "Booty Bounce Pop." Sure, the song is garbage, but it doesn't really matter because Lexy once again shows everyone why she holds the most important title in all the land: Queen of Twerk.
Check out Lexy going nuts in the video below that already has over four million views:
What a wonderful talent you have, Lexy.
Watch Lexy show off her talent on the streets: Lexy Panterra Felt Like 'Twerking' In Public And It is A Glorious Sight
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A Typical Trip To The Dentist
It's Wednesday afternoon, and you get to leave work a little early today. Nobody need be jealous, though, because it's not for a fun reason. In fact, quite the opposite. Today at 2:30 p.m., you have an appointment with your dentist. You're already eight and a half months overdue for your six-month checkup, so you can't put it off any longer. Just get in, get your teeth cleaned and examined, and get out. Simple, right? Not so fast. Here is the typical 25-step process of going to the dentist.
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Step 1 - Arrive at the dentist's office and check in. Feel a chill go down your spine when you hear the faint sound of the dentist's drill going off in one of the back rooms.
Step 2 - Try to take your mind off the sound of that drill while you're waiting by reading an "Entertainment Weekly" magazine from March 2014.
Step 3 - Realize that you didn't brush your teeth after lunch. Oops.
Step 4 - Get called back to your room by a very friendly-looking dental hygienist who will soon be torturing you while you have to just sit there and take it.
Step 5 - Hop in the chair and lay back. Feel a wave of anxiety come over your entire body as you think about what is going to happen to your mouth for the next several minutes.
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Step 6 - Open up wide so the dental hygienist can insert the spit sucker and begin the cleaning.
Step 7 - Cringe in pain when she accidentally pokes the spot where you bit your cheek a few days ago.
Step 8 - Cringe in pain again when she begins cleaning that back tooth that is very sensitive for some reason.
Step 9 - Try to think happy thoughts as tears begin running down your face and your jaw feels like a 20lb. weight is hanging from your chin.
Step 10 - Feel sweet relief when the dental hygienist finally squirts some extra cool water into your mouth and asks you to swish and spit.
Step 11 - Feel terrified when you spit out a lot of blood. Why the hell is there so much blood?!
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Step 12 - Sit back and reopen your mouth for another ride on the Pain Train.
Step 13 - Space out for a few minutes out of sheer survival instinct. Your pain tolerance has never been so high.
Step 14 - Snap back to reality when the dental hygienist informs you she is finally done with the cleaning, but now it's time to floss.
Step 15 - Lie when she asks you if you floss regularly.
Step 16 - Cringe in pain once more as she sticks her fingers into your mouth to floss your teeth, slicing up your gums like it's no big deal.
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Step 17 - Swish and spit even more blood this time.
Step 18 - Enjoy a couple minutes of peace after the dental hygienist leaves and before the dentist shows up. You have never felt such inner tranquility.
Step 19 - Feel that calm wash away as the dentist walks in and says "Let's take a look, shall we?"
Step 20 - Open up wide again and let the games begin.
Step 21 - Try to answer your dentist's "So, how are things going?" question despite that fact that your mouth is agape and his sharp tools are scraping your teeth and jabbing your gums.
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Step 22 - Begin to think really nasty thoughts about your dentist when he pokes that sensitive spot on your back tooth with his pick.
Step 23 - Contemplate actually murdering him when he hits the same spot again.
Step 24 - Smile and say, "No, not bad at all," when your dentist tells you he's all done and asks, "That wasn't so bad now, was it?"
Step 25 - Break out into a sweat when he informs you that you have a pretty nasty cavity on that back tooth, and you'll need to make an appointment with Linda at the front desk to come back and get it filled as soon as possible. Decide then and there to never come back again.
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Related: A Typical Trip To The Mechanic
Step 1 - Arrive at the dentist's office and check in. Feel a chill go down your spine when you hear the faint sound of the dentist's drill going off in one of the back rooms.
Step 2 - Try to take your mind off the sound of that drill while you're waiting by reading an "Entertainment Weekly" magazine from March 2014.
Step 3 - Realize that you didn't brush your teeth after lunch. Oops.
Step 4 - Get called back to your room by a very friendly-looking dental hygienist who will soon be torturing you while you have to just sit there and take it.
Step 5 - Hop in the chair and lay back. Feel a wave of anxiety come over your entire body as you think about what is going to happen to your mouth for the next several minutes.
Step 6 - Open up wide so the dental hygienist can insert the spit sucker and begin the cleaning.
Step 7 - Cringe in pain when she accidentally pokes the spot where you bit your cheek a few days ago.
Step 8 - Cringe in pain again when she begins cleaning that back tooth that is very sensitive for some reason.
Step 9 - Try to think happy thoughts as tears begin running down your face and your jaw feels like a 20lb. weight is hanging from your chin.
Step 10 - Feel sweet relief when the dental hygienist finally squirts some extra cool water into your mouth and asks you to swish and spit.
Step 11 - Feel terrified when you spit out a lot of blood. Why the hell is there so much blood?!
Step 12 - Sit back and reopen your mouth for another ride on the Pain Train.
Step 13 - Space out for a few minutes out of sheer survival instinct. Your pain tolerance has never been so high.
Step 14 - Snap back to reality when the dental hygienist informs you she is finally done with the cleaning, but now it's time to floss.
Step 15 - Lie when she asks you if you floss regularly.
Step 16 - Cringe in pain once more as she sticks her fingers into your mouth to floss your teeth, slicing up your gums like it's no big deal.
Step 17 - Swish and spit even more blood this time.
Step 18 - Enjoy a couple minutes of peace after the dental hygienist leaves and before the dentist shows up. You have never felt such inner tranquility.
Step 19 - Feel that calm wash away as the dentist walks in and says "Let's take a look, shall we?"
Step 20 - Open up wide again and let the games begin.
Step 21 - Try to answer your dentist's "So, how are things going?" question despite that fact that your mouth is agape and his sharp tools are scraping your teeth and jabbing your gums.
Step 22 - Begin to think really nasty thoughts about your dentist when he pokes that sensitive spot on your back tooth with his pick.
Step 23 - Contemplate actually murdering him when he hits the same spot again.
Step 24 - Smile and say, "No, not bad at all," when your dentist tells you he's all done and asks, "That wasn't so bad now, was it?"
Step 25 - Break out into a sweat when he informs you that you have a pretty nasty cavity on that back tooth, and you'll need to make an appointment with Linda at the front desk to come back and get it filled as soon as possible. Decide then and there to never come back again.
Related: A Typical Trip To The Mechanic
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Man Refused To Leave Ablaze German Sex Store Because He Hadn't Finished Watching 'Throbbin Hood'
If you thought the double penetration scene in "Throbbin Hood" was intense, try getting dragged out of a burning smut shop by authorities while sporting a rager.
According to the Daily Mail, firefighters were forced to do just that Monday night when a 33-year-old man refused to leave a Hamburg porn shop that was burning to the ground until the tit flick he rented came to an end.
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Authorities said the man was watching "Throbbin Hood" in a locked video cabin located inside Sexy Angel, which is a sex store located along Hamburg's Reeperbahn Street, an area that is known to many as the city's "square mile of sin."
Despite the fact that flames had surrounded the man's cabin and thick smoke had already made its way inside, the dude still refused to leave. Firefighters were forced to break down the locked cabin door and drag the man, who authorities said was in a "state of high sexual arousal," to safety, during which he could be heard yelling, "I have paid 7.50 euros for this and I haven't finished yet!"
In a related story, it sounds like "Throbbin Hood" is a can't miss this holiday season.
Things can get pretty dangerous in the heat of the moment: The 10 Weirdest Sex Accidents
According to the Daily Mail, firefighters were forced to do just that Monday night when a 33-year-old man refused to leave a Hamburg porn shop that was burning to the ground until the tit flick he rented came to an end.
Authorities said the man was watching "Throbbin Hood" in a locked video cabin located inside Sexy Angel, which is a sex store located along Hamburg's Reeperbahn Street, an area that is known to many as the city's "square mile of sin."
Despite the fact that flames had surrounded the man's cabin and thick smoke had already made its way inside, the dude still refused to leave. Firefighters were forced to break down the locked cabin door and drag the man, who authorities said was in a "state of high sexual arousal," to safety, during which he could be heard yelling, "I have paid 7.50 euros for this and I haven't finished yet!"
In a related story, it sounds like "Throbbin Hood" is a can't miss this holiday season.
Things can get pretty dangerous in the heat of the moment: The 10 Weirdest Sex Accidents
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NBA Rookie Jahlil Okafor Punches Out Stranger On The Street
Philadelphia 76ers rookie Jahlil Okafor looks like a sore loser. In this grainy video, the NBA rookie was caught on camera punching out an alleged heckler. The fight took place in Boston after the Sixers lost their 16th consecutive game to start the season to the Boston Celtics.
Things escalated when Okafor and an unnamed teammate were leaving a night club called Storyville Boston. Apparently someone was screaming, "76ers suck!" at Okafor and the 19-year-old NBA rookie was not pleased with the taunting. After some initial pushing and shoving, Okafor takes one swing at the alleged heckler and decks him.
Okafor quickly fled the scene with his friends and no arrests were made.
(FWIW, This isn't that different from my family's Thanksgiving dinners.)
Via TMZ
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Tim Tebow's Girlfriend Apparently Dumped Him Because He Wouldn't Have Sex With Her
It is no secret that free agent NFL quarterback Tim Tebow is a devout Christian, and that means he strongly believes in waiting until marriage to have sex. Reportedly, that belief just got him dumped.
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According to the NY Daily News, Tebow's model girlfriend Olivia Culpo broke up with him recently because of their sexless relationship.
"She had to break up with him because she just couldn't handle it," says an insider for Daily News. "He still hits her up, but she just can't deal with the sex thing. He's pretty adamant about it, I guess,"
Culpo is a former Miss Universe, having won both that pageant and Miss USA in 2012. She tweeted out this cryptic message a couple days ago, presumably referring to her and Tebow's (lack of) sex life:
Say what you will about Tebow's ability to play quarterback, but one thing you can not question is his religious commitment. As for Culpo, I'm pretty sure she'll be fine and have no trouble finding male suitors in the near future. As many as she wants actually.
According to the NY Daily News, Tebow's model girlfriend Olivia Culpo broke up with him recently because of their sexless relationship.
"She had to break up with him because she just couldn't handle it," says an insider for Daily News. "He still hits her up, but she just can't deal with the sex thing. He's pretty adamant about it, I guess,"
Culpo is a former Miss Universe, having won both that pageant and Miss USA in 2012. She tweeted out this cryptic message a couple days ago, presumably referring to her and Tebow's (lack of) sex life:
Being rejected from something good just means you were being pointed toward something better.
- Olivia Culpo (@oliviaculpo) November 27, 2015Say what you will about Tebow's ability to play quarterback, but one thing you can not question is his religious commitment. As for Culpo, I'm pretty sure she'll be fine and have no trouble finding male suitors in the near future. As many as she wants actually.
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The World's Most Badass Babies
Babies are cute. Useful? Maybe not. They suck boobs, fill diapers and clutter up formerly good Instagram accounts, and that's about it. However, the ten infants listed here have accomplished things that even grown men couldn't do. Get ready to meet the most badass babies in the world.
Pit Viper Killer
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If you were to lay odds on the chances of a one year old baby winning a fight with a pit viper, smart money's on the snake. But there's always room for a dark horse candidate to surprise you, and that's exactly what happened in Brazil earlier in 2015. A family in the southern town of Mostardas discovered their infant son in the back yard with a bloody snake and rushed both the kid and the dead animal to the hospital. Doctors examined both and discovered that the little one had managed to bite the snake right behind the head, forcing its jaws shut and preventing it from biting back in retaliation. Good thinking, little dude.
Car Crash Survivor
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Are babies tougher than adults? You might think you know the answer, but it can be surprising. In July of 2015, Richard Beaumont and his girlfriend Dawna Loughney were driving down I-80 just outside of Wells, Nevada when their Ford Explorer veered off the road and plowed into a guardrail. The impact was so intense that it rolled the car, and neither adult was wearing a seatbelt, so they were hurled from the truck and killed instantly. Riding in the back seat was their 1 year old daughter, who was not in a car seat. She was also ejected from the Explorer, but somehow managed to survive the crash that killed her parents without a scratch on her.
Bulletproof Baby
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The world is a scary place, and the responsibility of raising a child can be too much for some people. That's the reasoning behind Argentine couple Francisco Lotero and Miriam Coletti's 2010 global warming suicide pact. Overwhelmed with the thought that global warming was making the planet unlivable for future generations, Lotero and Coletti shot their two children before turning the guns on themselves. Amazingly enough, their seven month old baby survived - the bullet in her chest missed any vital organs, and she proceeded to hold on to life for three days until a neighbor discovered the grisly scene. With kids this tough, I'm not too worried about the future.
Explosion Survivor Baby
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When something explodes, our natural instinct is to run away from it in slow motion, like we've seen in Michael Bay movies. But what if you're too little to run? Ask 9-month-old Olandrea Shannell Elliot of Holly Springs, Mississippi, who was resting in her crib when a propane explosion completely destroyed her house in a massive fireball of devastation. Her uncle and grandparents were rescued from the blaze by firefighters, but they couldn't find the little girl. That is, until fifteen hours later, when a search crew lifted some debris in the basement to find her, slightly burned but alive and well despite living through a huge explosion and a house collapsing on top of her.
Frozen And Thawed
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If you live in the glacial cold of northern Canada, maybe you should try to keep your door shut? In 2001, the family of Erika Nordby learned that the hard way, when she froze and came back to life. At just 13 months, Erika decided that the scene inside was too wimpy for her, so wandered out the front door into the −24 °C winter clad in only a diaper. After her absence was noticed, her parents frantically searched the snowbanks. When they found her body, Erika's heart had been stopped for two hours and she was considered clinically dead. Nobody told the little girl that, though - after being placed under a warming blanket, her heart started beating again all by itself and she made a full recovery.
Vodka Drinking Baby
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Alcohol and babies don't mix, so the tale of a little girl in Wisconsin should be a chilling one. The unnamed six week old was getting ready for her feeding when her parents, distracted by the chaos of handling a new baby, accidentally mixed her baby formula with two shots of vodka instead of the traditional water. The little one didn't wince at the potent concoction and chugged it down, only to start acting a little crunk. The parents realized what they'd done and rushed her to the hospital, where she tested with a BAC of 0.294 - more than enough to get you a DUI. Thankfully, the girl recovered well and the parents won't make that mistake again.
Tornado Survivor
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Paint a mental picture for yourself here: a massive tornado comes to town and completely levels your house down to the foundation. You're inside, and the windstorm picks you up and throws you 40 feet away. Oh, and you're a baby. Pretty much fatal, right? Not for 14-month-old Blake Opperman, who survived a tornado wrecking his family's Michigan home. Blake was asleep in his crib when the tornado did its work, and his parents heard him crying in the aftermath and pulled him, completely unharmed, from a pile of rubble.
Run Over By A Train
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One of the biggest fears any city parent has is the terrifying - and hard to dispel - notion that your little one will somehow fall underneath a subway train and get squashed like an overripe melon. It rarely if ever happens, but like sharks or clowns we can't stop thinking about it. Here's a little story to ease your mind: in 2009, a baby in a carriage rolled off a train platform in Melbourne, right into the path of an oncoming train. The driver hit the brakes, but the baby still got smacked by the engine and dragged down the track to the horrified screams of its mother. Here's the happy ending, though: the little one was such a toughie that it came out completely unscathed, without a single injury.
14 Hours In A Frozen River
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Picture this: you're in a car. It's flipped upside down, and the top half is slowly sinking into a frozen Utah river. Oh, and you're wearing diapers. How long do you think you could hold out? The diapers probably helped, but it's fair to say that 18 month old Lily Groesbeck is more of a badass than you, because she endured 14 hours trapped in a car submerged in an icy river and came out just fine. After her mother drove off a bridge and landed in the river below - sadly killing her - Lily hung upside down in her car seat for more than half a day before rescuers spotted the vehicle and managed to extract her.
Buried Alive Baby
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It's tough for a baby in China, thanks in part to that country's draconian population control laws. So when a newborn comes out and it's not perfect, parents sometimes go to awful extremes to get rid of it. Case in point: a child born in Guangxi province with a cleft palate. Unwilling to raise a child with a deformity, his parents took the newborn and buried him alive. That would be the end of the story for a less badass baby, but this dude wasn't going to give up. He survived for eight staggering days underground, instinctively sucking moisture from the soil, until an elderly woman heard his cries and dug him up. The tough little boy recovered well once placed in a hospital incubator.
More aww-tastic stories: 10 Unlikely Heroes that Surprised Us All
Pit Viper Killer
If you were to lay odds on the chances of a one year old baby winning a fight with a pit viper, smart money's on the snake. But there's always room for a dark horse candidate to surprise you, and that's exactly what happened in Brazil earlier in 2015. A family in the southern town of Mostardas discovered their infant son in the back yard with a bloody snake and rushed both the kid and the dead animal to the hospital. Doctors examined both and discovered that the little one had managed to bite the snake right behind the head, forcing its jaws shut and preventing it from biting back in retaliation. Good thinking, little dude.
Car Crash Survivor
Are babies tougher than adults? You might think you know the answer, but it can be surprising. In July of 2015, Richard Beaumont and his girlfriend Dawna Loughney were driving down I-80 just outside of Wells, Nevada when their Ford Explorer veered off the road and plowed into a guardrail. The impact was so intense that it rolled the car, and neither adult was wearing a seatbelt, so they were hurled from the truck and killed instantly. Riding in the back seat was their 1 year old daughter, who was not in a car seat. She was also ejected from the Explorer, but somehow managed to survive the crash that killed her parents without a scratch on her.
Bulletproof Baby
The world is a scary place, and the responsibility of raising a child can be too much for some people. That's the reasoning behind Argentine couple Francisco Lotero and Miriam Coletti's 2010 global warming suicide pact. Overwhelmed with the thought that global warming was making the planet unlivable for future generations, Lotero and Coletti shot their two children before turning the guns on themselves. Amazingly enough, their seven month old baby survived - the bullet in her chest missed any vital organs, and she proceeded to hold on to life for three days until a neighbor discovered the grisly scene. With kids this tough, I'm not too worried about the future.
Explosion Survivor Baby
When something explodes, our natural instinct is to run away from it in slow motion, like we've seen in Michael Bay movies. But what if you're too little to run? Ask 9-month-old Olandrea Shannell Elliot of Holly Springs, Mississippi, who was resting in her crib when a propane explosion completely destroyed her house in a massive fireball of devastation. Her uncle and grandparents were rescued from the blaze by firefighters, but they couldn't find the little girl. That is, until fifteen hours later, when a search crew lifted some debris in the basement to find her, slightly burned but alive and well despite living through a huge explosion and a house collapsing on top of her.
Frozen And Thawed
If you live in the glacial cold of northern Canada, maybe you should try to keep your door shut? In 2001, the family of Erika Nordby learned that the hard way, when she froze and came back to life. At just 13 months, Erika decided that the scene inside was too wimpy for her, so wandered out the front door into the −24 °C winter clad in only a diaper. After her absence was noticed, her parents frantically searched the snowbanks. When they found her body, Erika's heart had been stopped for two hours and she was considered clinically dead. Nobody told the little girl that, though - after being placed under a warming blanket, her heart started beating again all by itself and she made a full recovery.
Vodka Drinking Baby
Alcohol and babies don't mix, so the tale of a little girl in Wisconsin should be a chilling one. The unnamed six week old was getting ready for her feeding when her parents, distracted by the chaos of handling a new baby, accidentally mixed her baby formula with two shots of vodka instead of the traditional water. The little one didn't wince at the potent concoction and chugged it down, only to start acting a little crunk. The parents realized what they'd done and rushed her to the hospital, where she tested with a BAC of 0.294 - more than enough to get you a DUI. Thankfully, the girl recovered well and the parents won't make that mistake again.
Tornado Survivor
Paint a mental picture for yourself here: a massive tornado comes to town and completely levels your house down to the foundation. You're inside, and the windstorm picks you up and throws you 40 feet away. Oh, and you're a baby. Pretty much fatal, right? Not for 14-month-old Blake Opperman, who survived a tornado wrecking his family's Michigan home. Blake was asleep in his crib when the tornado did its work, and his parents heard him crying in the aftermath and pulled him, completely unharmed, from a pile of rubble.
Run Over By A Train
One of the biggest fears any city parent has is the terrifying - and hard to dispel - notion that your little one will somehow fall underneath a subway train and get squashed like an overripe melon. It rarely if ever happens, but like sharks or clowns we can't stop thinking about it. Here's a little story to ease your mind: in 2009, a baby in a carriage rolled off a train platform in Melbourne, right into the path of an oncoming train. The driver hit the brakes, but the baby still got smacked by the engine and dragged down the track to the horrified screams of its mother. Here's the happy ending, though: the little one was such a toughie that it came out completely unscathed, without a single injury.
14 Hours In A Frozen River
Picture this: you're in a car. It's flipped upside down, and the top half is slowly sinking into a frozen Utah river. Oh, and you're wearing diapers. How long do you think you could hold out? The diapers probably helped, but it's fair to say that 18 month old Lily Groesbeck is more of a badass than you, because she endured 14 hours trapped in a car submerged in an icy river and came out just fine. After her mother drove off a bridge and landed in the river below - sadly killing her - Lily hung upside down in her car seat for more than half a day before rescuers spotted the vehicle and managed to extract her.
Buried Alive Baby
It's tough for a baby in China, thanks in part to that country's draconian population control laws. So when a newborn comes out and it's not perfect, parents sometimes go to awful extremes to get rid of it. Case in point: a child born in Guangxi province with a cleft palate. Unwilling to raise a child with a deformity, his parents took the newborn and buried him alive. That would be the end of the story for a less badass baby, but this dude wasn't going to give up. He survived for eight staggering days underground, instinctively sucking moisture from the soil, until an elderly woman heard his cries and dug him up. The tough little boy recovered well once placed in a hospital incubator.
More aww-tastic stories: 10 Unlikely Heroes that Surprised Us All
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The Most Poorly Cast Superheroes And Villains In Film History
Superhero movies make millions at the box office. The actors in these films are sometimes perfectly cast while sometimes a miscast role can throw off an entire film. We're going to list the 10 worst offenders. While some of the thespians in this article are competent actors, they were all tragically miscast and were paid millions of dollars to unfortunately destroy the images of iconic comic book characters.
Ryan Reynolds as Green Lantern
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How in the hell did the Green Lantern superhero get his own movie? "Green Lantern" on screen was a bore and hardly any one took the film seriously -- not the fans, its writers, the director or editors. Reynold's comedic talents were wasted in this film and it mostly ended up being entirely un-watchable.
Ellen Page as Kitty Pryde
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When talking about "X-Men" film series miscasts, few mention Ellen Page's dismal performance as Kitty Pryde in "X-Men: Days of Future Past" as a young mutant who can traverse through solid objects. Kitty is intended to be the X-Men's young, cute, and flirty addition, and none of these characteristics were captured by Page, who seemed to have done no research into the character whatsoever, and simply acted like she does in every other film. Kitty was Juno if Juno could walk through walls.
Topher Grace as Venom
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Audiences adore Venom and many were disappointed to hear Grace was cast as the menacing villain. For starters, Grace is scrawny as all hell, and Venom is a muscle-y beast; arguably Spidey's worthiest adversary. While all of the "Spider-Man" movies in Sam Raimi's trilogy were a complete insult to the hero, Raimi had a wonderful opportunity to redeem himself with Venom, but instead disappointed us even further. So much, in fact, that a remake was necessary not even a decade later.
Seth Rogen as The Green Hornet
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Nobody can disagree that Seth Rogen doesn't have much range when it comes to acting. In every movie, he's the same lovable manchild we've embraced since his breakthrough role in "Knocked Up". This is why people were surprised to find out that the comedian would be playing the lesser known anti-hero, Green Hornet. While he did lose a lot of weight for the role, the movie performed poorly, as did he. Those in charge of casting were wrong to believe Rogen could become something so far from what he's displayed in film, and as a result, audiences witnessed Seth Rogen in a costume -- not Green Hornet.
George Clooney as Batman
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I may be alone in saying this, but I think George Clooney makes a perfect Bruce Wayne. He's generous, charismatic, the ladies love him, and he's crazy rich. As Batman, however, it was as if his portrayal was a parody of the Dark Knight, not unlike something you'd see in porn. Clooney did say "Batman & Robin" was a "difficult film to be good in," and he wasn't wrong. It was really bad. I'm sure his castmates -- all of whom were horribly cast and should probably make this compilation as well -- would agree.
Chris Evans as Captain America
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While the movies he's starred in as the titular character are fantastic, Evans doesn't seem like the right fit for a leader of Earth's mightiest heroes. He was arguably the only watchable character in "Fantastic Four," but that's because Evans is a pretty boy who can deliver a good joke or two -- much like Johnny Storm, not Captain America. This role should have been reserved for a more authoritative actor, somebody inspiring. Evans is great, but not right for Captain America.
Taylor Kitsch as Gambit
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Kitsch's role as Gambit in "X-Men Origins: Wolverine" is nothing close to what audiences have grown to love about the panty-dropping member of the X-Men. His powers were off, his accent was atrocious, and it seemed as though his appearance in the Wolverine spin-off was more about satiating audience's hunger for a big screen adaptation of Gambit than it was about making his appearance work with the story. Kitsch has since been replaced by Channing Tatum.
Tyler Mane as Sabretooth
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The only reason Mane was cast, I'm assuming, is because his surname is loosely representative of the character. The actor is relatively unknown, a former wrestler, and portrayed Sabretooth as nothing more than Magneto's lurching bodyguard with next to no dialogue in the first "X-Men" film -- which is also director Brian Singer's fault. Sabretooth, who in the film looked more like a caveman than anything else, is supposed to be Wolverine's greatest nemesis -- and sometimes ally -- who could have carried a film on his own, but that certainly wasn't the case.
Halle Berry as Catwoman
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This movie didn't have a clue. On one end, you have a slutty costume on a sexy actress -- great for guys. On the other, you have a tawdry love story coupled with a villain who's the CEO of a cosmetics empire. Which begs the question: who the hell was this film intended for? Berry has already ruined X-Men's Storm for us, so did she feel it necessary to even things out by poorly representing a beloved villain? Evidently so.
Jessica Alba as Invisible Woman
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Sue Storm (the Invisible Woman) is a smart, strong, and maternal member of the Fantastic Four. And Jessica Alba is... well, she's pretty. Unfortunately, that's about all she brought to the role, thus demoting the only female hero in the film to a mere sex object.
More Heroic Blunders: 10 Superhero Movies That Failed to Deliver
Ryan Reynolds as Green Lantern
How in the hell did the Green Lantern superhero get his own movie? "Green Lantern" on screen was a bore and hardly any one took the film seriously -- not the fans, its writers, the director or editors. Reynold's comedic talents were wasted in this film and it mostly ended up being entirely un-watchable.
Ellen Page as Kitty Pryde
When talking about "X-Men" film series miscasts, few mention Ellen Page's dismal performance as Kitty Pryde in "X-Men: Days of Future Past" as a young mutant who can traverse through solid objects. Kitty is intended to be the X-Men's young, cute, and flirty addition, and none of these characteristics were captured by Page, who seemed to have done no research into the character whatsoever, and simply acted like she does in every other film. Kitty was Juno if Juno could walk through walls.
Topher Grace as Venom
Audiences adore Venom and many were disappointed to hear Grace was cast as the menacing villain. For starters, Grace is scrawny as all hell, and Venom is a muscle-y beast; arguably Spidey's worthiest adversary. While all of the "Spider-Man" movies in Sam Raimi's trilogy were a complete insult to the hero, Raimi had a wonderful opportunity to redeem himself with Venom, but instead disappointed us even further. So much, in fact, that a remake was necessary not even a decade later.
Seth Rogen as The Green Hornet
Nobody can disagree that Seth Rogen doesn't have much range when it comes to acting. In every movie, he's the same lovable manchild we've embraced since his breakthrough role in "Knocked Up". This is why people were surprised to find out that the comedian would be playing the lesser known anti-hero, Green Hornet. While he did lose a lot of weight for the role, the movie performed poorly, as did he. Those in charge of casting were wrong to believe Rogen could become something so far from what he's displayed in film, and as a result, audiences witnessed Seth Rogen in a costume -- not Green Hornet.
George Clooney as Batman
I may be alone in saying this, but I think George Clooney makes a perfect Bruce Wayne. He's generous, charismatic, the ladies love him, and he's crazy rich. As Batman, however, it was as if his portrayal was a parody of the Dark Knight, not unlike something you'd see in porn. Clooney did say "Batman & Robin" was a "difficult film to be good in," and he wasn't wrong. It was really bad. I'm sure his castmates -- all of whom were horribly cast and should probably make this compilation as well -- would agree.
Chris Evans as Captain America
While the movies he's starred in as the titular character are fantastic, Evans doesn't seem like the right fit for a leader of Earth's mightiest heroes. He was arguably the only watchable character in "Fantastic Four," but that's because Evans is a pretty boy who can deliver a good joke or two -- much like Johnny Storm, not Captain America. This role should have been reserved for a more authoritative actor, somebody inspiring. Evans is great, but not right for Captain America.
Taylor Kitsch as Gambit
Kitsch's role as Gambit in "X-Men Origins: Wolverine" is nothing close to what audiences have grown to love about the panty-dropping member of the X-Men. His powers were off, his accent was atrocious, and it seemed as though his appearance in the Wolverine spin-off was more about satiating audience's hunger for a big screen adaptation of Gambit than it was about making his appearance work with the story. Kitsch has since been replaced by Channing Tatum.
Tyler Mane as Sabretooth
The only reason Mane was cast, I'm assuming, is because his surname is loosely representative of the character. The actor is relatively unknown, a former wrestler, and portrayed Sabretooth as nothing more than Magneto's lurching bodyguard with next to no dialogue in the first "X-Men" film -- which is also director Brian Singer's fault. Sabretooth, who in the film looked more like a caveman than anything else, is supposed to be Wolverine's greatest nemesis -- and sometimes ally -- who could have carried a film on his own, but that certainly wasn't the case.
Halle Berry as Catwoman
This movie didn't have a clue. On one end, you have a slutty costume on a sexy actress -- great for guys. On the other, you have a tawdry love story coupled with a villain who's the CEO of a cosmetics empire. Which begs the question: who the hell was this film intended for? Berry has already ruined X-Men's Storm for us, so did she feel it necessary to even things out by poorly representing a beloved villain? Evidently so.
Jessica Alba as Invisible Woman
Sue Storm (the Invisible Woman) is a smart, strong, and maternal member of the Fantastic Four. And Jessica Alba is... well, she's pretty. Unfortunately, that's about all she brought to the role, thus demoting the only female hero in the film to a mere sex object.
More Heroic Blunders: 10 Superhero Movies That Failed to Deliver
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Swedish Woman Has Six Ribs Removed, Has 16-Inch Waist
"Getting my ribs removed has always been a dream of mine."
Those are the words of 25-year-old Pixee Fox, a stripper who has removed six of her ribs, and currently has a 16-inch waist all to look like classic cartoon character Jessica Rabbit.
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Pixee, who now resides in North Carolina, has spent over $110,000 to date in various surgeries to resemble the cartoon character, and she runs through the procedures she has gotten in a video that has almost two million views in just a few days.
Some of the procedures include a labiaplasty, two eyelid surgeries and a brow lift. Pixee also put down cash for a butt lift and a cool-sculpting procedure that helped Pixee melt fat. There's more: four breast operations and a permanent cosmetics procedure, and lip and cheek injections.
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But the procedure that has received the most attention and criticism is the one that included Pixee getting six of her ribs removed in order to get a 16-inch waist; a procedure that now doesn't allow her to eat heavy solid foods, instead she has fruits and vegetables crushed into a blender and made into a smoothie. Appetizing!
Below is a picture of Pixee before she lost some of her marbles:
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Having a total of 15 procedures already done, and doing waist-training 24 hours a day, Pixee says she doesn't want to encourage people to have surgeries done, she wants to encourage them to follow their dreams.
Even if your dream is to resemble a fictional character.
Dream big, folks.
Take a look at the video below to see more of Pixee and her surgeries:
Via Inquisitr
Everyone wants to look like Jessica Rabbit: Model Spends $200K To Look Like Jessica Rabbit
Those are the words of 25-year-old Pixee Fox, a stripper who has removed six of her ribs, and currently has a 16-inch waist all to look like classic cartoon character Jessica Rabbit.
Pixee, who now resides in North Carolina, has spent over $110,000 to date in various surgeries to resemble the cartoon character, and she runs through the procedures she has gotten in a video that has almost two million views in just a few days.
Some of the procedures include a labiaplasty, two eyelid surgeries and a brow lift. Pixee also put down cash for a butt lift and a cool-sculpting procedure that helped Pixee melt fat. There's more: four breast operations and a permanent cosmetics procedure, and lip and cheek injections.
But the procedure that has received the most attention and criticism is the one that included Pixee getting six of her ribs removed in order to get a 16-inch waist; a procedure that now doesn't allow her to eat heavy solid foods, instead she has fruits and vegetables crushed into a blender and made into a smoothie. Appetizing!
Below is a picture of Pixee before she lost some of her marbles:
Having a total of 15 procedures already done, and doing waist-training 24 hours a day, Pixee says she doesn't want to encourage people to have surgeries done, she wants to encourage them to follow their dreams.
Even if your dream is to resemble a fictional character.
Dream big, folks.
Take a look at the video below to see more of Pixee and her surgeries:
Via Inquisitr
Everyone wants to look like Jessica Rabbit: Model Spends $200K To Look Like Jessica Rabbit
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The Government Needs To Legalize These 13 Things
It is the nature of our government to sometimes lose touch. They stray too far from the common man and forget we're living, breathing, warm-blooded humans in dire need of our liberty. Laws should never be girded too tight, as my homie Will Hunting put it. Hence, the following amendments would make for a better world. And if you have any objections, please, make yourself useful in the comments.
1. An American Autobahn
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In Germany they have this thing called the Autobahn, where fast 'n' furious Franzes and Fritzes can speed to their hearts' desire. America is long overdue. Considering 95 percent of the U.S. is uninhabited rural space, couldn't we be a bit more open-minded?
I recently drove through Nevada, Nebraska and Iowa on a trip across the country, and holy bejesus, if only. At times during those long stretches of highway, I wished upon a star for an American Autobahn, anything to get me through that vast lonely wasteland known as the Central United States. If you've felt my pain, please contact your congressman. Together, we can build an Autobahn that would make Hitler's corpse jealous.
2. Freeing the nipple
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Men can bust out their nips and let them harden in the wind, so why can't the ladies? As a feminist, it is my deepest lament that misogynist culture won't allow chicks to go topless. Our sexist social constructs deny men the right to view boobies-er, denies women the right to flop 'em out and let them jiggle. And this is very problematic. #FreeTheNipple.
3. Public drinking
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Las Vegas and New Orleans are ahead of the curve. Latvia is the only country in Europe with a ban on public drinking. Are we no better than Latvia? A friend of mine from Germany often tells tales of drinking in public. It makes me insanely jealous and wonder why America is considered a bastion of freedom if we can't even enjoy what the French can? I think it's about time we matured as a nation and let loose.
4. A right to your opinion without losing your job
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Here's the current state of our wonderfully open, connected, social media-driven culture: 1) Post an unpopular opinion online. 2) Attract legions of eternally offended sociopaths to post your job contact information. 3) Said eternally offended sociopaths flood your boss' inbox threatening to boycott because one of his employees said something mean. 4) Get fired.
Before you say it's the right of an organization to fire whomever for whatever reason, I agree. But let's establish some sort of common sense and remember that these people are bloodthirsty witch-hunters, and it's only getting worse.
5. Fireworks
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Life is boring enough as it is. Shouldn't grownups be allowed to light one off? If you've ever been through Tennessee you'll notice that highways are littered with stores that sell virtually every kind of firework. There are currently 24 states with restrictions. Let's learn from Tennessee's example (never thought I'd say that).
6. Peeing on pimps, paparazzi, and (paid for) politicians
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These people don't just deserve to be pissed on, they ASK to be pissed on. They know what they're doing and couldn't care less. Moreover, the fear of being peed on would discourage them from doing what they do. With a bit of urine, the world could be a better place. Alec Baldwin would agree.
7. Slapping an asshole on your birthday
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Just one asshole. Come on, it's my birthday. Consider it a soft purge to keep everyone on their best behavior.
8. Raping rapists
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Rapists are the lowest form of psycho. And the only thing they understand is reciprocation. In my humblest opinion, those who rape should get raped. If it's understood that once convicted of rape, you will be raped with 10 times more gusto, less rape would happen. That logic is undeniable.
9. Extreme tailgating (if they're driving 10 mph under)
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Remember how badly you wanted to tailgate that self-centered ass who might as well have been driving a rickshaw? Well, now you can. With my law, you must have photo evidence to verify the speed on the odometer before nudging up close and getting medieval with your horn.
10. Death row gladiators
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I'd wager at least 100 of the 3,000 on death row in the United States would like to go out in style. It's beneficial for everyone: we get to witness the hardest bastards on the planet duke it out and the proceeds go to their victims. If you think this is inhumane, remember that they would volunteer.
NBC presents "Death Row Gladiators." It's got a nice ring to it, huh?
11. Dueling (but no swords)
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It makes no sense that two men can't legally agree to fight. There should be an app called "ScrapApp" where consenting individuals can digitally sign a contact to squash their beefs via throwing hands. After all, guys come to respect one another after they've beaten the shit out of each other. With legal dueling, we would have a much less passive-aggressive society.
12. Jaywalking
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If it were legal to jaywalk, and even encouraged, it would be a win-win. You wouldn't get in trouble for crossing the street and dumb people with no spatial awareness would get "naturally selected." My logic is once again undeniable.
13. "Love tapping" those who text and drive
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People who text and drive should be slapped. But unless it's your birthday - God willing - you don't have the legal wherewithal to do that. So I suggest "love tapping." Once you have the texter in your sights, get up real close and give his bumper a little tap. It'll let them know you're onto them. They'll quickly put away their phone and drive like a decent human being. With more than 400,000 people a year getting in texting-involved crashes, my love-tapping legislation would even save lives.
1. An American Autobahn
In Germany they have this thing called the Autobahn, where fast 'n' furious Franzes and Fritzes can speed to their hearts' desire. America is long overdue. Considering 95 percent of the U.S. is uninhabited rural space, couldn't we be a bit more open-minded?
I recently drove through Nevada, Nebraska and Iowa on a trip across the country, and holy bejesus, if only. At times during those long stretches of highway, I wished upon a star for an American Autobahn, anything to get me through that vast lonely wasteland known as the Central United States. If you've felt my pain, please contact your congressman. Together, we can build an Autobahn that would make Hitler's corpse jealous.
2. Freeing the nipple
Men can bust out their nips and let them harden in the wind, so why can't the ladies? As a feminist, it is my deepest lament that misogynist culture won't allow chicks to go topless. Our sexist social constructs deny men the right to view boobies-er, denies women the right to flop 'em out and let them jiggle. And this is very problematic. #FreeTheNipple.
3. Public drinking
Las Vegas and New Orleans are ahead of the curve. Latvia is the only country in Europe with a ban on public drinking. Are we no better than Latvia? A friend of mine from Germany often tells tales of drinking in public. It makes me insanely jealous and wonder why America is considered a bastion of freedom if we can't even enjoy what the French can? I think it's about time we matured as a nation and let loose.
4. A right to your opinion without losing your job
Here's the current state of our wonderfully open, connected, social media-driven culture: 1) Post an unpopular opinion online. 2) Attract legions of eternally offended sociopaths to post your job contact information. 3) Said eternally offended sociopaths flood your boss' inbox threatening to boycott because one of his employees said something mean. 4) Get fired.
Before you say it's the right of an organization to fire whomever for whatever reason, I agree. But let's establish some sort of common sense and remember that these people are bloodthirsty witch-hunters, and it's only getting worse.
5. Fireworks
Life is boring enough as it is. Shouldn't grownups be allowed to light one off? If you've ever been through Tennessee you'll notice that highways are littered with stores that sell virtually every kind of firework. There are currently 24 states with restrictions. Let's learn from Tennessee's example (never thought I'd say that).
6. Peeing on pimps, paparazzi, and (paid for) politicians
These people don't just deserve to be pissed on, they ASK to be pissed on. They know what they're doing and couldn't care less. Moreover, the fear of being peed on would discourage them from doing what they do. With a bit of urine, the world could be a better place. Alec Baldwin would agree.
7. Slapping an asshole on your birthday
Just one asshole. Come on, it's my birthday. Consider it a soft purge to keep everyone on their best behavior.
8. Raping rapists
Rapists are the lowest form of psycho. And the only thing they understand is reciprocation. In my humblest opinion, those who rape should get raped. If it's understood that once convicted of rape, you will be raped with 10 times more gusto, less rape would happen. That logic is undeniable.
9. Extreme tailgating (if they're driving 10 mph under)
Remember how badly you wanted to tailgate that self-centered ass who might as well have been driving a rickshaw? Well, now you can. With my law, you must have photo evidence to verify the speed on the odometer before nudging up close and getting medieval with your horn.
10. Death row gladiators
I'd wager at least 100 of the 3,000 on death row in the United States would like to go out in style. It's beneficial for everyone: we get to witness the hardest bastards on the planet duke it out and the proceeds go to their victims. If you think this is inhumane, remember that they would volunteer.
NBC presents "Death Row Gladiators." It's got a nice ring to it, huh?
11. Dueling (but no swords)
It makes no sense that two men can't legally agree to fight. There should be an app called "ScrapApp" where consenting individuals can digitally sign a contact to squash their beefs via throwing hands. After all, guys come to respect one another after they've beaten the shit out of each other. With legal dueling, we would have a much less passive-aggressive society.
12. Jaywalking
If it were legal to jaywalk, and even encouraged, it would be a win-win. You wouldn't get in trouble for crossing the street and dumb people with no spatial awareness would get "naturally selected." My logic is once again undeniable.
13. "Love tapping" those who text and drive
People who text and drive should be slapped. But unless it's your birthday - God willing - you don't have the legal wherewithal to do that. So I suggest "love tapping." Once you have the texter in your sights, get up real close and give his bumper a little tap. It'll let them know you're onto them. They'll quickly put away their phone and drive like a decent human being. With more than 400,000 people a year getting in texting-involved crashes, my love-tapping legislation would even save lives.
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A 'Child Ghost' Was Caught On Film And It's Creepy As Hell
Thanks to horror movies, we all know that the ghosts of children are a lot creepier than adults. Now a Japanese man has caught one of these tiny ghosts on film.
The footage, which has already been viewed over 600,000 times on Facebook, shows a Japanese zashikiwarashi, or a child ghost. The Japanese believe that good fortune is supposed to head your way if you witness one of these child ghosts, but anything that is translucent and slowly walks around your house is either me on a normal day or a ghost that is not interested in bringing you good luck
Check out the super creepy footage below
According to Japanese folk legend the spirit usually takes the form of a five or six-year-old child and anyone who sees it can expect good luck.
People will question the validity of this footage, I'm sure, but that's only because that kid doesn't have her face buried in her iPhone.
Via The Sun
Doubt this brings good luck: Watch A Ghost Run Across A Bar After Knocking Over A Stool
The footage, which has already been viewed over 600,000 times on Facebook, shows a Japanese zashikiwarashi, or a child ghost. The Japanese believe that good fortune is supposed to head your way if you witness one of these child ghosts, but anything that is translucent and slowly walks around your house is either me on a normal day or a ghost that is not interested in bringing you good luck
Check out the super creepy footage below
According to Japanese folk legend the spirit usually takes the form of a five or six-year-old child and anyone who sees it can expect good luck.
People will question the validity of this footage, I'm sure, but that's only because that kid doesn't have her face buried in her iPhone.
Via The Sun
Doubt this brings good luck: Watch A Ghost Run Across A Bar After Knocking Over A Stool
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This Pun Is The Best Way To Describe The Weather To People
If there is one way to kill any conversation it is to bring up the weather. It's basically throwing up the white flag and admitting that either you or the other person isn't interesting enough to have a chat with that doesn't bore both parties to sleep. So one way to spruce up the old weather topic is by adding a pun, because puns solve everything. Check out the pictures below for a great example:
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Puns for all: 24 Terribly Awesome Puns
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Puns for all: 24 Terribly Awesome Puns
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Amy Schumer Posted A Naked Picture Of Herself And She Doesn't Give A Damn What You Think
Amy Schumer is definitely not afraid of what people think about her as she has proven time and time again that she's happy with who she is and she has no problem showing others.
And Amy showcased that way of life once again by this time posing naked for photographer Annie Leibovitz. Amy shared the picture with social media with a very honest caption:
The picture is part of the Pirelli calendar, which in the past has featured half naked pictures of supermodels, but they decided to go another route this year and showcase "sheros," a not so great name for inspiring women, and Amy happily oblige to bare it all.
Kudos, Schumer.
Via Twitter
Amy caters to nerds, too: Amy Schumer Makes Star Wars Hot In Her New GQ Photoshoot
And Amy showcased that way of life once again by this time posing naked for photographer Annie Leibovitz. Amy shared the picture with social media with a very honest caption:
Beautiful, gross, strong, thin, fat, pretty, ugly, sexy, disgusting, flawless, woman. Thank you @annieleibovitz pic.twitter.com/kc0rIDvHVi
- Amy Schumer (@amyschumer) November 30, 2015The picture is part of the Pirelli calendar, which in the past has featured half naked pictures of supermodels, but they decided to go another route this year and showcase "sheros," a not so great name for inspiring women, and Amy happily oblige to bare it all.
Kudos, Schumer.
Via Twitter
Amy caters to nerds, too: Amy Schumer Makes Star Wars Hot In Her New GQ Photoshoot
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Brothers Take Selfie With Eagle They Rescued Because Freedom Reigns Supreme
I'm sure not many things happen in Dowling, Ontario, but when something does occur a selfie is required, which is the exact thought that two brothers had when they rescued a bald eagle.
Neil Fletcher and his brother Michael where down in Dowling when they spotted an eagle that was stuck in a trap that is used by fur trappers. The eagle had one of its talons caught in the trap and the brothers set out to rescue it.
After putting a sweater over the eagle's head to keep it calm while its talon was freed, the brothers decided to take a selfie and post it on Facebook where it has gone viral. Take a look at the perfect selfie below:
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It's good that the eagle also decided to pose and look like the patriotic bad ass he is
Via Facebook
Another animal that was ready for his closeup: Dog Poses For A Selfie And Does It Better Than Her Owner
Neil Fletcher and his brother Michael where down in Dowling when they spotted an eagle that was stuck in a trap that is used by fur trappers. The eagle had one of its talons caught in the trap and the brothers set out to rescue it.
After putting a sweater over the eagle's head to keep it calm while its talon was freed, the brothers decided to take a selfie and post it on Facebook where it has gone viral. Take a look at the perfect selfie below:
It's good that the eagle also decided to pose and look like the patriotic bad ass he is
Via Facebook
Another animal that was ready for his closeup: Dog Poses For A Selfie And Does It Better Than Her Owner
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The Ultimate Ugly Christmas Sweater Buying Guide
Ugly Christmas sweater parties are a dime a dozen in the winter months, and though nobody says it, these events have become covert competitions that measure just how funny/creative you are through your festive purchase. Despite the reality that this cleverness is the result of the clothing manufacturer and not the wearer of said garment, the ugliest sweater title usually goes to the person who's spent the most money or knows the best websites for these knitted treasures. Since that's the case, this year we've done the hunting for you, providing you with an ultimate ugly Christmas sweater buying guide.
Humping Reindeer Sweater ($32.99)
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Are you crude? Do you like sex? Then there's no better sweater than one featuring two reindeer joyously humping.
Drake Hotline Bling Sweater ($25.92)
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Don't believe in Christmas folklore? Go topical with Drake's unofficial "Hotline Bling" sweatshirt.
Santa Breaks the Internet Sweater ($74.95)
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Kim's not the only one with a little junk in her trunk.
"The Night Before" Hanukkah Sweater ($64.95)
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This is the official sweater for Seth Rogen's character in the brand-new holiday comedy "The Night Before." All three sweaters from the film are available.
Yellow Snow Sweater ($64.95)
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Santa's merry message signed in his own urine.
Happy Birthday Jesus Sweater ($64.95)
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It's why Christmas is a holiday, after all.
Drinking Game Sweater ($89.95)
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Score! This baby's currently sold out, but the website promises it'll be returning soon.
3D Christmas Sweater with Stuffed Moose ($67.95)
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I don't understand the point of this, but it'll definitely stir up conversation.
Fruit Cake Sweater ($49.99)
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Not quite sure what this is insinuating.
"Kiss My Ass" Moose Mug Sweater ($64.99)
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Clark Griswold said it best.
"Sh*tter's Full" Sweater ($56.99)
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And who doesn't love Cousin Eddie?
Ugliest Sweater Award Christmas Sweater ($52.99)
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This sweater has a built-in mirror, meaning the person you're facing is what's making your sweater ugly. Clever, right?
Harry Potter Deathly Hallows Owl Sweater ($56.99)
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A Christmas sweater For Harry Potter fans is further evidence that there is a sweater out there for everybody.
Elf Ginormous Christmas Sweater ($56.99)
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Is Elf your favorite holiday flick? There's a sweater for you, too.
Sequin X-Mas Lights Blazer Jacket ($64.95)
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Too fancy for sweaters? Toss on a flashy holiday blazer - with sequins!
Crack Deeeez Nuts Ugly Christmas Sweater ($64.99)
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Of course, Deez Nuts had to get in on the action - with nut crackers, no less.
THOT Mrs. Claus Ugly Christmas Sweater ($64.99)
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Mrs. Claus, a hoe? Well, that's one way to bring the matriarch of Christmas back into the picture.
Camo Santa Ugly Christmas Sweater ($60.00)
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Looks like the "Duck Dynasty" franchise got their hands on Santa, too.
Mele Kalikimaka Ugly Christmas Sweater ($29.99)
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For those who want to skip the winter weather, but can't afford it.
Bikini Sasquatch Ugly Christmas Sweater ($29.99)
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There were a lot of Bigfoot Christmas sweaters for some reason. This one took the cake.
Humping Reindeer Sweater ($32.99)
Are you crude? Do you like sex? Then there's no better sweater than one featuring two reindeer joyously humping.
Drake Hotline Bling Sweater ($25.92)
Don't believe in Christmas folklore? Go topical with Drake's unofficial "Hotline Bling" sweatshirt.
Santa Breaks the Internet Sweater ($74.95)
Kim's not the only one with a little junk in her trunk.
"The Night Before" Hanukkah Sweater ($64.95)
This is the official sweater for Seth Rogen's character in the brand-new holiday comedy "The Night Before." All three sweaters from the film are available.
Yellow Snow Sweater ($64.95)
Santa's merry message signed in his own urine.
Happy Birthday Jesus Sweater ($64.95)
It's why Christmas is a holiday, after all.
Drinking Game Sweater ($89.95)
Score! This baby's currently sold out, but the website promises it'll be returning soon.
3D Christmas Sweater with Stuffed Moose ($67.95)
I don't understand the point of this, but it'll definitely stir up conversation.
Fruit Cake Sweater ($49.99)
Not quite sure what this is insinuating.
"Kiss My Ass" Moose Mug Sweater ($64.99)
Clark Griswold said it best.
"Sh*tter's Full" Sweater ($56.99)
And who doesn't love Cousin Eddie?
Ugliest Sweater Award Christmas Sweater ($52.99)
This sweater has a built-in mirror, meaning the person you're facing is what's making your sweater ugly. Clever, right?
Harry Potter Deathly Hallows Owl Sweater ($56.99)
A Christmas sweater For Harry Potter fans is further evidence that there is a sweater out there for everybody.
Elf Ginormous Christmas Sweater ($56.99)
Is Elf your favorite holiday flick? There's a sweater for you, too.
Sequin X-Mas Lights Blazer Jacket ($64.95)
Too fancy for sweaters? Toss on a flashy holiday blazer - with sequins!
Crack Deeeez Nuts Ugly Christmas Sweater ($64.99)
Of course, Deez Nuts had to get in on the action - with nut crackers, no less.
THOT Mrs. Claus Ugly Christmas Sweater ($64.99)
Mrs. Claus, a hoe? Well, that's one way to bring the matriarch of Christmas back into the picture.
Camo Santa Ugly Christmas Sweater ($60.00)
Looks like the "Duck Dynasty" franchise got their hands on Santa, too.
Mele Kalikimaka Ugly Christmas Sweater ($29.99)
For those who want to skip the winter weather, but can't afford it.
Bikini Sasquatch Ugly Christmas Sweater ($29.99)
There were a lot of Bigfoot Christmas sweaters for some reason. This one took the cake.
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Baby Projectile Vomits On Grandpa After He Bounces Her A Little Too Much
Kids are great, aren't they? Well, when they're not busy making your Saturday mornings a living hell or embarrassing you in public, that is. Of course, even before they are able to speak, they still find ways to keep you on your toes. Just ask this grandfather who decided that bouncing one of his twin granddaughters directly above his face was a good idea. Let's hope he's got fast reflexes, because he's going to need them.
Our thanks to Joshua Debolt for bringing this lovely video of his daughter to our attention.
Related: Another Newborn Kid Crapped All Over His Dad During A Photo Shoot
Our thanks to Joshua Debolt for bringing this lovely video of his daughter to our attention.
Related: Another Newborn Kid Crapped All Over His Dad During A Photo Shoot
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Weird News: Teenage Boy Dressed as Clown Creates Panic In Small Wisconsin Town
What would you do if you saw a strange clown staring at you on a dark street in your neighborhood?
The residents of Waukesha, Wisconsin were spooked, to say the least, by the appearance of an unidentified male dressed in an orange jumpsuit and a clown mask; and Halloween night had long since passed.
The strange clown was later identified by local police to be a "developmentally delayed" teenage boy who was a resident of the town, "and is just doing this to see people's reaction." The boy's mother said that he was just "doing it for laughs", but many weren't up for the joke.
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Reactions of the townspeople ranged from uncomfortable to terrified; some even took to Twitter to express their panic.
One girl's reaction was no laughing matter.
Another even cried after the boy in a clown mask's picture was retweeted.
Clowns obviously aren't a welcomed sight to everyone, but this guy's still not as creepy as Ronald McDonald.
Related: The Scariest Clowns in the World
The residents of Waukesha, Wisconsin were spooked, to say the least, by the appearance of an unidentified male dressed in an orange jumpsuit and a clown mask; and Halloween night had long since passed.
The strange clown was later identified by local police to be a "developmentally delayed" teenage boy who was a resident of the town, "and is just doing this to see people's reaction." The boy's mother said that he was just "doing it for laughs", but many weren't up for the joke.
Reactions of the townspeople ranged from uncomfortable to terrified; some even took to Twitter to express their panic.
For anyone who's in Waukesha does anybody notice the clown in a jumpsuit who stands and stares on Main street everyday for the past week
- Angel Rocha (@bigpapirochaaa) November 11, 2015One girl's reaction was no laughing matter.
This clown in Waukesha is ruining my life
- Jordan Mathusek (@JordanMathusek) November 24, 2015Another even cried after the boy in a clown mask's picture was retweeted.
@MKelly_85 this is all YOUR fault for retweeting that picture which literally made me cry I h8 you
- Lexie Wendt (@lexie_wendtt) November 24, 2015Clowns obviously aren't a welcomed sight to everyone, but this guy's still not as creepy as Ronald McDonald.
Related: The Scariest Clowns in the World
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Cards Against Humanity Made $71,145 By Selling Nothing For $5 On Black Friday
That seems like a steal when you consider I dropped 36 bucks on "The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 2" and pretty much got the same thing.
According to Yahoo! Finance, the geniuses behind the card game Cards Against Humanity upped the ante this year when they continued their protest of Black Friday by literally selling nothing for five bucks a pop.
Sadly - well, unless you're one of the owners of Cards Against Humanity - there were 14,229 takers.
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That's right, kids. If you hadn't done so already, you can now safely make the assumption that there are more than 14,000 idiots on this planet thanks to the creators of the uber-popluar card game. Despite the fact that consumers were required to check a box that read "I understand I am paying Cards Against Humanity $5 and receiving nothing in return," the game makers still pulled in more than $71,000.
And based on the fact that more than 14,000 people were dumb enough to buy nothing for five bucks, you have to think it's also safe to make the assumption that at least one of those morons ponied up for a second round.
Hey, you could have upgraded to a box of shit for just one dollar more: 30,000 People Bought A $6 Box Of Bull Feces From Cards Against Humanity
According to Yahoo! Finance, the geniuses behind the card game Cards Against Humanity upped the ante this year when they continued their protest of Black Friday by literally selling nothing for five bucks a pop.
Sadly - well, unless you're one of the owners of Cards Against Humanity - there were 14,229 takers.
That's right, kids. If you hadn't done so already, you can now safely make the assumption that there are more than 14,000 idiots on this planet thanks to the creators of the uber-popluar card game. Despite the fact that consumers were required to check a box that read "I understand I am paying Cards Against Humanity $5 and receiving nothing in return," the game makers still pulled in more than $71,000.
And based on the fact that more than 14,000 people were dumb enough to buy nothing for five bucks, you have to think it's also safe to make the assumption that at least one of those morons ponied up for a second round.
Hey, you could have upgraded to a box of shit for just one dollar more: 30,000 People Bought A $6 Box Of Bull Feces From Cards Against Humanity
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New Jersey Man Punches Roommate For Taking Too Long To Poop
Who's right and who's wrong here might depend on whether or not the pooper's legs had fallen asleep.
According to BroBible, some poor bastard in Jersey City who had to drop a post-Thanksgiving deuce at 2 a.m. Friday morning wound up getting assaulted by his roommate because he was "taking too long" to do so.
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Police said one 32-year-old man was pinching a loaf when his 32-year-old roommate started pounding on the door and yelling, "Get out, I want to use the bathroom." Either the dude didn't take his roommate's request seriously or he didn't drop his biscuits fast enough because the other guy allegedly "barged into the bathroom, punched his roommate and then flung him into a glass mirror that shattered and cut the roommate's neck."
The aggressor was charged with simple assault and domestic violence. Neither of the two men involved were named, and that's a huge bonus for whoever has to find a new house to poop in.
Our advice? Pay the extra 20 bucks a month for that second crapper.
Who shanks their roommate while he's having a threesome on his birthday? This guy: Texas Man Stabs Roommate Who Was Having A Birthday Threesome
According to BroBible, some poor bastard in Jersey City who had to drop a post-Thanksgiving deuce at 2 a.m. Friday morning wound up getting assaulted by his roommate because he was "taking too long" to do so.
Police said one 32-year-old man was pinching a loaf when his 32-year-old roommate started pounding on the door and yelling, "Get out, I want to use the bathroom." Either the dude didn't take his roommate's request seriously or he didn't drop his biscuits fast enough because the other guy allegedly "barged into the bathroom, punched his roommate and then flung him into a glass mirror that shattered and cut the roommate's neck."
The aggressor was charged with simple assault and domestic violence. Neither of the two men involved were named, and that's a huge bonus for whoever has to find a new house to poop in.
Our advice? Pay the extra 20 bucks a month for that second crapper.
Who shanks their roommate while he's having a threesome on his birthday? This guy: Texas Man Stabs Roommate Who Was Having A Birthday Threesome
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