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Man Forces Cheating Wife To Walk Naked In The Street (NSFW Language)

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Let's play "Spot the asshole." (Hint: it isn't her.)

After catching her sexting with up to seven men, a crazy husband made his cheating wife walk down a NYC street wearing nothing but a towel, and then ripped it off her; all while yelling insults at her.

The footage, which some claim was shot in Harlem, has angered many people, with some calling for the man to be arrested. The man follows the woman, (who remains calm), screaming insults in Spanish. The woman hears everything from "whore" to "bitch" to "tart" (who the hell says tart?).

The man takes it even a step further by pulling the towel off the woman, forcing her to hide between parked cars. Check out the unsettling footage below:


Some people have questioned the authenticity of this video, but one thing is a fact: this guy is a complete shitbag.

Via Daily Mail

And now this seems tame: Wife Sees Her Husband With Mistress At Soccer Game, Chaos Ensues

 

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Can You Figure Out What's Wrong With This Bunk Bed Ad?

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Most advertisements that contain a major fault are pretty obvious, even at a glance. This one has a unique spin to it, however, so a second picture was included that serves as both a hint and a payoff. That's all you get, though. The ball is in your court from there, ace. Let's hope puzzles are up your alley. We wouldn't want you to hit a break point. We love you too much. Rally, we do.

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Now for the deuce.

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Okay, if you haven't figured it out by now, then you possess no follow through. Perhaps tennis puns just aren't your racquet.

(via Imgur)

Related: Guess Why This 'Taste The Bush' Wine Ad Was Banned In England

 

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This Guy Created A Dating Profile Using Google Autocomplete, And It's Not Bad

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OK, so it's not great either, but it gets the job done. At the very least, this dating profile composed by Twitter user @TechnicallyRon using Google's autocorrect function casts a wide net, and is still way less creepy than anything you'll see on a Russian dating site. Plus, he was born in the dark and is looking for someone with two thumbs, ladies. What more could you ask for in a man?


On second thought, after reading that flat Earth part, it's entirely possible this whole thing was actually written by Tila Tequila.

Related: What If Horror Movie Villains Had Online Dating Profiles?

 

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Photoshop Battle Claims Two More Sexy Victims In Latest Throwdown

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If there's one thing the Internet does best, it's Photoshop Battles. Usually directed towards a hilarious picture made even more so with some clever editing, this time the tables have turned in the best possible way.

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While there's nothing especially funny about the photo above featuring two hot babes enjoying a festival together, we're happy to continue gawking at them as the good people of Reddit do their thing.

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Hey, at least one of the girls pictured approves of the ridiculousness at hand.


Apparently, she's not the only one, either.

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Why stop at just one?: Couple Asks The Internet For Photoshop Help, Is Immediately Screwed Over

 

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Irina Shayk Has A Nip Slip On Instagram In Steamy Givenchy Jeans Shoot

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Sexy model Irina Shayk has freed the nipple in a major way with a sassy, sultry black-and-white photo that slipped through the Instagram censors.

Her male model friend is advertising Givenchy jeans, and Shayk, who turned 30 this month in a steamy way, seems to be advertising (err, or at least advocating) bare skin caressing said jeans.

Here's the Instagram photo in all its black-and-white glory:


Love my Denim God's @luigiandiango @irinashayk @moorechrisplz @carineroitfeld @studio191ny #love #givenchyjeans

A photo posted by riccardotisci17 (@riccardotisci17) on


And just in case the Instagram censors pull it, here's the same photo (in case you wanted to ogle again).

Irina Shayk Has A Nip Slip On Instagram In Steamy Givenchy Jeans Shoot
Oh yeah, fellas. Hot stuff, here.

Related: Irina Shayk Celebrated A Birthday But Gave Us All This Present

 

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The Best Quick Binges on TV

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New Netflix originals: shows like "Making a Murderer," "Narcos" and "Master of None," seem to be all anyone talks about. But there's a wealth of additional quick binges available for your brief viewing pleasure. The following shows either have only a couple short, easily digestible seasons, or they simply were in and out quickly with limited episodes. However you slice it, there's way more TV to quickly binge on than to waste your time finding a silly hobby, especially this time of year.

F Is For Family (Netflix)
The Best Quick Binges on TV
Bill Burr is the creator, writer and voice of Mr. Murphy, a real man (albeit a cartoon) who does real man stuff and acts like real dads did before the world went all PC. Popular fatherly lines like "I'll put you through that f**king wall" and "I'll pull your tongue out through your goddamn neck" roll off the tongue of this throwback to your father. An ode to the day back when it was okay for him to use the belt, you know, just after he gave up everything he loved for a wood-paneled station wagon and your ungrateful ass, "F Is For Family" is right up there in hilarity with Netflix's "Bojack Horseman."


Summer Heights High (HBO)
The Best Quick Binges on TV
Chris Lilley's best work was the one-off season at Summer Heights High School where he juggled the three lead roles of staple high school teens in the angst-driven mockumentary about a disillusioned theater teacher, an illiterate punk and a spoiled private school brat. Lilley transcends both age and gender as he delivers knockout one-liners and the breathtaking performance of three lifetimes.


Fargo (FX)
The Best Quick Binges on TV
The 1996 Coen brother dark comedy turned TV series takes us to the Dakotas with Patrick Wilson as a young state trooper investigating a small-town case in its first season, along with Billy Bob Thornton. Garnering strong but quiet ratings before returning with a just-as-strong follow-up prequel season, the Emmy-awarding winning anthology series (won Outstanding Miniseries, Casting and Directing already) takes television to a whole new level with the help of Ted Danson, Kirsten Dunst and Jesse Plemons, 10 episodes at a time.


Bored to Death (HBO)
The Best Quick Binges on TV
Jason Schwartzman, playing a struggling writer, and Zack Galifianakis, a fat, underachieving comic book nerd, are best buds experiencing the fallouts of life. As Jonathan Ames (not a coincidence, the real life author helped create the show) attempts to pen his second novel, he ends up moonlighting as a Craigslist detective, like the ones in the novels he reads, and slowly copes with the loss of lady while juggling writing, babysitting his boss (Ted Danson) and getting colonics with his pal, Ray (Galifianakis). The buddy/detective comedy ran three seasons with HBO, but this underdog may still get a movie deal yet.


Freaks & Geeks (Netflix)
The Best Quick Binges on TV
Most of the quirky actors you see in comedies these days got their start in the one-season NBC series "Freaks & Geeks." James Franco, Jason Segel and Seth Rogen, among others, star in Paul Feig's coming-of-age show of mathletes, stoners and the rebels of high school. Fans will also enjoy "Undeclared," the 17-episode college series by Judd Apatow with some of the same faces.


Transparent (Amazon)
The Best Quick Binges on TV
Jeffrey Tambor is a divorced, single father of three with a secret, and nobody seems to care. As his kids continue to be self-absorbed while dismissing a very "trans-parent" change with their father, other secrets unfold that allow his secret to come out. The Pfefferman family plays a very relatable family dynamic in a modern, chaotic, tech-driven and transgender-friendly time where all people see is the phone between them and reality. These two 10-episode Amazon original seasons break down that barrier and give some good old fashioned family drama some comedic light...Judith Light. And in the end, this dysfunctional family learns something from their lady dad.


Grace and Frankie (Netflix)
The Best Quick Binges on TV
Lily Tomlin, already nominated for a Golden Globe and Emmy for the show, joins Jane Fonda in an cleverly created story for our time about two rival women whose husbands come out together, leaving their wives to start all over again. Ironically enough, the two rival women have to turn to each other to get through their little mess. Martin Sheen joins in this hilarious drama about love, loss and the funny wreckage that follows. The show was picked up for a second season for 2016.


Broadchurch (Netflix)
The Best Quick Binges on TV
David Tennant and Olivia Colman play investigators in a small seaside town as a murder case involving a local, young boy begins. The detective duo has its own plot line as they are at odds against one another over custody of their case. Meanwhile, a small community grieves as members become part of the investigation and a trial begins to take place. The BBC show, now streaming on Netflix has two short eight-episode seasons with a third filming sometime in 2016.


The Affair (Showtime)
The Best Quick Binges on TV
Noah Solloway is a breakthrough writer who leaves his family to pursue his dream and dream girl Ruth Wilson, but the mysterious death of his new woman's former brother-in-law becomes to talk of the town, and carefully laid-out flash forwards lead up to the incident as the lead suspect is none other than the writer who got rich by stealing their town's story and putting it on paper. The show recently wrapped its second season with a stunning ending, and season three is expected to be wrought with even more twists.


Mr. Robot (USA)
The Best Quick Binges on TV
Winner of this year's Golden Globe for Best Drama TV series in its first season, "Mr. Robot" follows the double of a cyber genius (Rami Malek) who works as a programming engineer by day, but at night he works under a vigilante hacker organization that takes down the kind of people he works for: corporate America. This seesaw series of a modern day antisocial follows both ethic and moral grounds, having you root for the hacker while he brings down the man in the most secretive of ways that would make Bernie Sanders proud. The show also stars Christian Slater and Carly Chaikin.


The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret (Netflix)
The Best Quick Binges on TV
David Cross plays a dim-witted, under qualified office temp who thinks he's fast-tracking himself into an overseas promotion, but his new job turns out to be a nightmare. The fact he's a compulsive liar and disillusioned half-ass only makes each decisions poorer with every passing attempt. The IFC show aired two short seasons and is back with a reboot, which we cannot speak for. Definitely check out the first season alone, six episodes of 2010 glory.


Fear the Walking Dead (AMC)
The Best Quick Binges on TV
We're all mostly hate-watching "The Walking Dead" at this point, but its companion shows, which aired its first six-episode L.A. side plot was refreshingly put together, well cast Alycia Debnam-Carey and kept us coming back for more. Only thing is: It'll eventually tie into "The Walking Dead" so you'll probably have to hate-watch with the rest of us.

 

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Dogs Are A-Holes, Too: A Retrospective

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Dogs can be major a-holes, too. Don't believe me? Try cleaning up their poop after a walk, or, on your kitchen floor during mealtime, or, even on top of your car's dash. (Now we're on the same page.) Since we roasted the jerks of the feline persuasion, it's only fair to call out our canine friends, too. (Oh yeah, this isn't "pet shaming," there's a separate piece for that.)

The Most Asshole Things You Could Possibly Do, Vol. 3 (Doggy Edition)
Sigh. What a way to start a doggy edition of the "a-hole" list. A car's dash is not a toilet seat, furball.


The Most Asshole Things You Could Possibly Do, Vol. 3 (Doggy Edition)
Speaking of toilet seats, it's not cool to force your sibling to go bobbing for brown apples, either.


The Most Asshole Things You Could Possibly Do, Vol. 3 (Doggy Edition)
"Bark, bark, woof, woof" translates into "F. U., too, mail carrier!"


The Most Asshole Things You Could Possibly Do, Vol. 3 (Doggy Edition)
See, now that's just totally messed up for poor ol' kitty.


The Most Asshole Things You Could Possibly Do, Vol. 3 (Doggy Edition)
"This birthday has been DENIED!"


The Most Asshole Things You Could Possibly Do, Vol. 3 (Doggy Edition)
Don't know which is worse: the smell, the germs or that "I-don't-give-a-fuzz" face.


The Most Asshole Things You Could Possibly Do, Vol. 3 (Doggy Edition)
Dogs are known as man's best friend, but this one is sure not this baby's BFF.


The Most Asshole Things You Could Possibly Do, Vol. 3 (Doggy Edition)
This dog is like, "Go fetch yourself."


The Most Asshole Things You Could Possibly Do, Vol. 3 (Doggy Edition)
Ok, this is categorically THE most asshole thing any dog in this list can do.

Via Distractify

Related: Cats Are A-holes: A Retrospective

 

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Justin Bieber Wrote 'OMG' About This Girl On Instagram And Now She's Going To Be Super Rich

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There are "get rich quick" schemes and then there are "Canadian pop stars mentioning you once on Instagram" schemes. In this case, the latter has turned into the former.

Remember Cindy Kimberly? That girl with two first names that Justin Bieber stalked and asked his preteens fans about? Well ever since that little creep asked the world "omg who this this?" Kimberly has been bombarded with modeling offers and is about to take off into a big pile of money.


"It seems like a fairytale. A friend of mine often used to joke that one day I'd be one of the girls he talked about and I didn't believe her," the 17-year-old told the Daily Mail. "My life's changed positively since Justin appeared in my life. At the beginning I felt completely overwhelmed and didn't know how to deal with it but now I'm getting used to it."


Before all this hoopla Kimberly was making about four dollars an hour babysitting, and now she will be making her catwalk debut at Madrid Fashion Week next month proving that all you need is an annoying pop star to mention you in order to make all your modeling dreams come true.

Eh

A photo posted by Cindy Kimberly (@wolfiecindy) on


"I've had a lot of job offers since all this happened. I'm constantly receiving calls offering me things, but I'm focused on my studies and fashion commitments I'd already made," Kimberly explains, trying not to laugh when she said the part about continuing to focus on her studies.

Kimberly now has close to 700K followers on Instagram ever since Bieber messed his pants about her, and has continued to field tons of modeling offers. So I think it's pretty safe to say this gal will be making tons of cash in the future while we continue to post our dessert on Instagram and wait on a shout out from Guy Fieri.

Via Daily Mail

 

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The 20 Hottest Women In The History Of The WWE

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Through the years the WWE has been home to some of the most beautiful women in the history of sports. Back then having an attractive female manager was a great way to distract the ref so you could cheat, but now there's an entire division dedicated just to the divas and their matches. So who's the hottest woman in the history of the WWE? Here's a countdown of the top 20 of all time.

20. Sable
The 20 Hottest Women in the History of the WWE
Jerry Lawler was a big fan of her puppies and no one was a bigger part of the Attitude Era than Sable and her increasingly smaller and smaller swimsuits. She still makes an occasional appearance from time to time, which makes sense considering she's married to Brock Lesnar.

19. AJ Lee
The 20 Hottest Women in the History of the WWE
AJ Lee is definitely more than just a pretty face. She's a former 3-time WWE Divas champion and was named Pro Wrestling Illustrated's Woman of the Year three times in a row from 2012-2014. She retired after her victory with Paige over the Bella Twins at WrestleMania 31.

18. Rosa Mendes
The 20 Hottest Women in the History of the WWE
Outside of the WWE Rosa Mendes has worked with several other wrestling companies including Florida Championship Wrestling and Ohio Valley Wrestling. She's been involved with the company since 2006 after finishing in the top 8 of the Diva Search and is still part of the WWE Total Divas series.

17. Aksana
The 20 Hottest Women in the History of the WWE
The Lithuanian beauty was a former fitness model and bodybuilder before becoming a full time professional wrestler. She came up through NXT and was an instant crowd favorite when she debuted on Smackdown in 2011. She was released by the company in mid-2014.

16. Kaitlyn
The 20 Hottest Women in the History of the WWE
Kaitlyn's success wasn't just limited to the wrestling ring. Aside from being ranked #5 in Pro Wrestling Illustrated's female wrestlers of the year in 2013, winning the Diva's Championship, and season 3 of NXT, she also won several body building and fitness competitions as you can probably tell.

15. Summer Rae
The 20 Hottest Women in the History of the WWE
Not only was Summer Rae a force to be reckoned with in the ring, she was also a football player for the Chicago Bliss in the Legends Football League. Nowadays you can catch her in various storylines including Fandango's dance partner and attacking Dolph Ziggler.

14. Christy Hemme
The 20 Hottest Women in the History of the WWE
Christy Hemme's career took off once she won the 2004 WWE Diva Search. She was a ring announcer and wrestler in both the WWE and TNA. She's currently part of TNA's creative team and makes the occasional appearance in the indie circuit with smaller organizations.

13. Lana
The 20 Hottest Women in the History of the WWE
If you've only seen Lana as the uptight Russian manager of Rusev, you need to check out her WWE photo shoots because good gracious. Outside of wrestling she's also a singer and dancer working with such artists as Nelly, Usher, and Pink and she appeared on the movie Pitch Perfect.

12. Eve Torres
The 20 Hottest Women in the History of the WWE
Before winning the 2007 Diva Search and holding the Divas Championship three times, Eve Torres was on the dance team for the Los Angeles Clippers and dramatically opened cases on Deal or No Deal. She retired in 2014 and now uses her training in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu to train self-defense to women.

11. Kelly Kelly
The 20 Hottest Women in the History of the WWE
You might remember Kelly Kelly from her 2006 ECW segment called Kelly's Expose, where she would perform stripteases along with other ladies. She did hold the Divas title for four months in 2011 before leaving the company the next year and can now be seen on the E! reality show WAGS.

10. Miss Elizabeth
The 20 Hottest Women in the History of the WWE
Miss Elizabeth was one of the most recognizable faces in pro wrestling from the mid-80s until 2000. She worked with every big name including Hulk Hogan, Randy Savage, and countless others. Sadly she passed away from an overdose in 2003.

9. Torrie Wilson
The 20 Hottest Women in the History of the WWE
After winning the Miss Galaxy competition, Torrie Wilson was signed by WCW and eventually the WWE when they purchased WCW. Outside of wrestling she was featured on the cover of numerous magazines including two different spreads in Playboy.

8. Maria
The 20 Hottest Women in the History of the WWE
Maria competed in the 2004 Diva Search and ended up placing fifth, which led to her being hired as an interviewer for the WWE. Now you can see her working in TNA wrestling, but if you want to see a lot more of her, check out her April 2008 cover spread in Playboy magazine.

7. Paige
The 20 Hottest Women in the History of the WWE
Paige is one of the top stars in the WWE right now and has achieved just about every accomplishment in wrestling. She's won the NXT Women's Championship, the Diva title, the WAW British Championship, the RDW Championship, and was ranked as the top female wrestler in the world by Pro Wrestling Illustrated in 2014.

6. Stephanie McMahon
The 20 Hottest Women in the History of the WWE
The daughter of Vince McMahon may be the Chief Brand Officer of the WWE, but she's also one of the hottest women to ever be involved with the company. You can see her in just about every aired WWE event alongside her real life husband, Triple H.

5. Marlena
The 20 Hottest Women in the History of the WWE
You might remember Marlena from the WWE Attitude Era as the manager of Goldust, who was her real-life husband at the time. She retired in 2004 and now works with the Make-a-Wish Foundation, the Children's Miracle Network, and several other charitable programs.

4. The Bella Twins
The 20 Hottest Women in the History of the WWE
Even if you have one Bella Twin you prefer over the other, there's no denying the Bella Twins are two of the hottest women the WWE has ever seen. They've been involved in numerous storylines with some of the biggest names in the company as well as both holding the Divas title at different times. Nikki holds the record for the longest title reign at 301 days.

3. Trish Stratus
The 20 Hottest Women in the History of the WWE
Stratus is definitely a lot more than a pretty face. She's considered the greatest female wrestler in the history of the WWE by many and rightfully so. She held the WWE Women's Championship a record seven times and was inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame in 2013. She was also named the Diva of the Decade for the 2000s.

2. Sunny
The 20 Hottest Women in the History of the WWE
Sunny worked with multiple wrestling organizations including Smoky Mountain, ECW, WCW, and of course the WWE. She was so popular during the Attitude Era that they'd bring her out as the ring announcer for less exciting matches just to get the crowd involved. Sunny was inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame in 2011 after numerous awards and accolades through her career.

1. Stacy Keibler
The 20 Hottest Women in the History of the WWE
Even if you know nothing about wrestling you know all about Stacy Keibler. She moved beyond wrestling fame and became a full-on star with numerous appearances on television shows and movies. Plus, she dated George Clooney. No other diva can claim that accomplishment.

 

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Man Braids Are An Actual Thing That Is Now Happening

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Just when you thought man buns were a quick way to make someone instantly obtain a strong hatred towards you, that is nothing compared to what some men are now doing: man braids.


That's right, fellas. Time to leave that man bun in 2015 as 2016 is urging you to look like that dude above (pec tattoo not included). It's time to look like hipster warriors.

Take a look at some man braids below and take notes in case you ever want to try the same hairstyle for some ungodly reason:

Wishing I knew how to braid my own hair right now to deal with this LA heat 😫 #throwback #menshair #manbraid

A photo posted by Christian Ochoa (@thechristianochoa) on




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h/t Bro Bible

It's best to leave the bun behind: Dude, Your Man Bun Is Probably Making You Bald

 

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10 Awesome Secrets These People Took To The Grave

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If there's one thing that you just can't screw around with, it's death. Despite the beliefs of a bunch of world religions, it seems to be a one-way trip, so if you have things you need to get done on this planet, try to take care of them before you croak. The alternative can be disastrous, as the ten stories in this feature will demonstrate. Each of the people we're talking about here had secret knowledge that could have changed humanity for the better, and each of them died without ever telling anybody what it was.

The Ogle Carburetor
10 Awesome Secrets People Took To The Grave
If you ask conspiracy theorists, they'll tell you that the auto companies and the U.S. goverment know how to make cars with insanely good gas mileage, they just keep that technology locked up in a warehouse so their profits stay high. Tom Ogle believed that there had to be a better way, and in the 1970s he designed and built a new kind of carburetor that pressurized gasoline into a gas and pushed it into the firing chambers. He put it in his Ford Galaxie and got 113 miles to the gallon. Unfortunately, Ogle's attempts to make the auto industry take notice didn't work, and after he died in 1981 the only existing model of the carburetor was scrapped.


James Black's Steel
10 Awesome Secrets People Took To The Grave
When you think of iconic American weapons, alongside the Colt 44 is the famous Bowie knife. Named after frontiersman and war hero Jim Bowie, the knife has a fascinating history. The first mass-manufactured Bowie knife was created by a blacksmith named James Black in 1830 and quickly became the tool of choice for settlers heading West. People raved about the quality and sharpness of Black's steel, and he actually forged his blades behind a leather curtain so nobody could see his process. Unfortunately for knife lovers everywhere, an attack from Black's deranged father-in-law left the artisan completely blind, and he never shared his technique with a single soul so it was lost when he died.


Stradivarius Violins
10 Awesome Secrets People Took To The Grave
In the modern world, it's sort of a given that we make things fast, cheap, and designed to break. But back in olden times, craftsmanship was a little more valuable. Take the violins built by Antonio Stradivari, one of the greatest artisans of his time. The few that remain fetch insane prices at auction (over a million dollars, in some cases) due to their clear, beautiful tone. But what was the method that Stradivari and his contemporaries used to build and finish these instruments? We may never know. He kept no paper records of his work and modern scientists have been unable to figure it out.


The Pope's Last Cardinal
10 Awesome Secrets People Took To The Grave
When you're the living embodiment of a religion, a lot is riding on you. So one of the most mysterious stories in all of Catholicism involves the identity of the fourth "secret cardinal." The church has a policy of naming cardinals "en pectore," or in secret, if they live in countries that are hostile to Catholics. Only the Pope knows their names and can announce them to the public. When Pope John Paul II died, he was holding the identity of four of these cardinals. He told the church about three of them, but the fourth was never revealed and may still be out there somewhere.


Nikola Tesla's Death Ray
10 Awesome Secrets People Took To The Grave
Serbian-American inventor Nikola Tesla is one of the great mythic figures of American industry, a man driven by his unknowable whims to experiment with the very forces of the universe itself. His legacy is significant, but one of his greatest and most terrifying creations went to the grave with him when he died in 1943. During the turmoil of World War II, Tesla claimed he'd invented a way to project lethal amounts of electricity through the air itself in a beam. He never constructed the device, but strangely, after his death, several hundred pages of his notes mysteriously vanished. Was the secret to the death ray in there? It's quite possible, according to his relatives.


The Treasure Of Lima
10 Awesome Secrets People Took To The Grave
Even though you can look at just about any place on Earth courtesy of Google, there is still plenty of unexplored country out there. And one place a lot of people are still looking for is the legendary Treasure of Lima, a cache of treasure hidden on a remote island by Captain William Thompson. In 1820, the Peruvian government entrusted Thompson with a ton of gold and jewels to be transported to Mexico. The captain and his crew decided to go into business for themselves and buried the treasure somewhere off of Costa Rica instead. They were caught and tried for piracy, but Thompson died before he could tell anyone exactly where the fortune was hidden, and it has yet to be found to this day.


Beethoven's Immortal Beloved
10 Awesome Secrets People Took To The Grave
Not all of the entries on this list can count their value in dollars and cents. This one is about a mysterious romance that has been lost to the ages. After the prolific composer Ludwig von Beethoven died in 1827, his relatives found a very unusual letter in his affairs. It was ten pages long and addressed to an "Immortal Beloved," a woman who Beethoven obviously had great affection for. But none of the composer's biographers have any idea who the recipient was intended to be. Some theories have been floated, but the true identity of Ludwig's lover is lost for all time.


Starlite
10 Awesome Secrets People Took To The Grave
The world of material science is an interesting one. There are only a certain number of elements on Earth, and when people come up with new combinations of them it can be a big deal. Case in point: the story of Maurice Ward, who created a substance called Starlite that was, according to all tests, incredibly durable and heat-resistant. The world was introduced to Starlite on the TV show Tomorrow's World, where the hosts wrapped an egg in it and blasted it with a blowtorch for five minutes, only to reveal that the egg was still cold and raw. Ward was super paranoid that people would steal his secrets and never let anybody have samples out of his sight. Unfortunately for us all, he passed on in 2011 and left no notes as to its composition.


The Maxberg Archaeopteryx
10 Awesome Secrets People Took To The Grave
Here's something that was lost beneath the surface of the Earth for aeons, found, and then lost again. The flying reptile Archaeopteryx is one of the rarest dinosaurs to find in fossil form - only 11 are known to exist -- and naturally they're very valuable. One of the best was owned by Eduard Opitsch, who got it when workers found it in a limestone quarry he owned. He lent it to the Maxberg Museum, who displayed it for a time, but in 1974 Opitsch took it back for some reason. Rumors had it that the eccentric millionaire was storing the priceless fossil under his bed. When he died at 91, a catalog of his personal effects didn't include the Archaeopteryx. Where did it go? We may never know.


Nauscopy
10 Awesome Secrets People Took To The Grave
Often times, people who make amazing discoveries don't win the approval of the world at large. Take Etienne Bottineau, who was the creator of a totally new science called "nauscopy." Bottineau claimed that by observing disturbances in the air, he could predict the arrival of ships that were several days over the horizon, before they could be sighted through telescopes. It sounds insane, but during his time on the island of Mauritius, Edwin had predicted the arrivals of hundreds of ships to the day and only been wrong twice. Whether he was really able to spot ships without the use of his eye or was just running a scam, the secrets of nauscopy were lost when Bottineau died. In a post-radar world, it doesn't seem as important, but back in the day he was offered large sums of money for the technique.

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Ohio Third Grader Used 'Netflix And Chill' Logic To Shut Down Donald Trump

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Anyone with common sense understands the wave of shit that would hit this nation if Donald Trump becomes the next president; even third graders understand the ramifications.

Brian Sabouri, an ESL teacher in Columbus, shared a letter on his Facebook of a dream that one of his students has, and it's probably the smartest thing that has been said in a while.

Third Grader Used 'Netflix And Chill' Logic To Shut Down Donald Trump
Losing Netflix and chill is probable cause for impeachment.

h/t Mashable

This was a dream I had: Donald Trump Has Dropped Out Of The Presidential Race

 

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This Megan Fox Outfit Is The Main Reason To Go See The 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' Sequel

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If you were trying to figure out why a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles sequel was made, the pictures below of Megan Fox on set as April O'Neil of the soon-to-be-released movie should answer your question.

Let's take a look at why a bunch of badly animated turtles hanging around the city will still get your cash:

Megan Fox Is The Only Reason You Will Go See The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Sequel

Megan Fox Is The Only Reason You Will Go See The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Sequel

Megan Fox Is The Only Reason You Will Go See The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Sequel

Megan Fox Is The Only Reason You Will Go See The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Sequel

Megan Fox Is The Only Reason You Will Go See The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Sequel
Like the hot classmate you never had.

Via Maxim

Here's another excuse to look at more of Megan Fox: Megan Fox Is Single Again, Everyone

 

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Thoughts Walking Into Work On Monday vs. Leaving Work On Friday

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If you're a normal human being you will probably notice that not too many happy thoughts run across your head as you show up to work early every Monday morning. Then again, those thoughts are vastly different when you find yourself exiting the office on a Friday night ready to start the weekend. Take a look below and see if you've ever thought the things below or if HR should be seriously concerned about me.

Thoughts Walking Into Work On Monday vs. Thoughts Leaving Work On Friday

 

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This Week's 20 Funniest Tweets

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Another week, another batch of the most hilarious tweets, compiled just for you. Be sure to follow these guys and gals, and check back here every week for more jokes you can tell your friends and pretend you came up with them. They'll think you're hilarious, but inside you'll be cold and dead.

Follow @robfee on Twitter.


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Win Or Lose, Tom Brady Gets To Come Home To Gisele And Her Underboob

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As much as I dislike Tom Brady and hope Peyton Manning stops playing like a corpse and somehow beats him this weekend, something tells me that Tom doesn't really care what we think of him or what happens -- because he's married to Gisele Bundchen.

Gisele thought she would remind everyone what Tom gets to come home to by posing for W Magazine, and showcasing some underboob for us to enjoy.


Nice job, Tom, you unlikable lucky jerk.

h/t Playboy

This doesn't get old: Gisele Bundchen Naked Behind The Scenes Shoot

 

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Here's A Chef Getting Ready To Snort A Line Of Blow On Live TV

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Thank Christ the hookers were late or we really would have had a situation on our hands.

A Slovakian television station is calling it an "entirely inappropriate joke," but we're calling it exactly what it is: A 36-year-old chef getting ready to do a line of nose candy on live TV.

TV Markiza has a show called "Telerano" that looks boring as shit. Well, at least it did until they cut to Ľubomír Herko prepping a line of cocaine, realizing he was on live TV and giving the camera guy the look of "Dude, you see that I'm trying to party here, right?"


We've never heard of him, but Herko is apparently a celebrity in Slovakia, something that should have been obvious since he was getting ready to snort his coke with a rolled up 500 euro note.

h/t Barstool Sports

Eating crack cocaine in front of the cops is also a bold choice: This Woman Tried To Eat Crack Cocaine While Being Arrested Because You Shouldn't Let Things Go To Waste

 

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Kate Hudson Showed Off Her Bare Ass To Make Nick Jonas Jealous (NSFW Because Ass)

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Maybe Kate Hudson went a little...overboard! You know, because that popular movie her mom starred in (nevermind).

US Weekly discovered an Instagram photo that shows Kate Hudson lying naked in a tub with the caption "#JustAnotherDayAtTheOffice." The photo was posted by Kate's stylist, Sophie Lopez. So I guess it isn't too weird that my barber has pictures of my ass.

What's even more interesting about this ass photo may be the reason why it was posted to begin with: to get Nick Jonas jealous.

🛀🍑💛 #JustAnotherDayAtTheOffice

A photo posted by sophielopez (@sophielopez) on


It seems that just before Kate had posed in this tub the way she thinks us poor folks do, Nick Jonas had dumped her. Kate pretends to know she had no clue that Lopez was going to post it by sending this message below:

Kate Hudson Showed Off Her Bare Ass To Make Nick Jonas Jealous (NSFW Because Ass)
Oh come on, Kate. Your acting is better than that! (maybe not.)

Seems like it may have reeled Nick in again because the 36-year-old actress was recently seen with the "musician." So when in doubt, show your ass.

Now that's some gossip reporting on our part.

Kate's got a nice front, too: The Best Celebrity Boob Jobs

 

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The Oscar Statue Looks Different This Year In Honor Of All Of The White Nominees

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Since only white people can win Oscars this year, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences took the unprecedented step to change the Oscar statuette. The new statue added a handful of flourishes that better reflect the predominantly middle-aged, white and male panel that picked this year's nominees. In other words, this year's Oscar statue looks white as hell. Here's a sneak peek at what Hollywood's whitest biggest stars hope to take home at the Oscars this year.

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