Facebook Has A Secret Second Website Made Just For Talking To Your Friends

January 26, 2016, 6:36 am

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Since we were too busy stalking our high school friends on Facebook and praying to everything that is holy that they are worse off than us, Mark Zuckerberg was busy creating another secret website that has been flying under the radar for the most part; a website that is only for talking to the friends you claim to like.

Messenger.com is the secret second website that only gets about 70 million daily visits per day, which is nothing when compared to the absurd number of visits that Facebook still gets after all these years. Let's first take a look at the Facebook template that you're used to seeing when you visit it during work everyday.


Obviously there is a lot of junk on it; and not the good junk like junk food. But for those that are only interested in talking to their friends, take a look at the clean template that Messenger.com offers.


It focuses only on your friends, your conversations and naked pictures you have of course already sent.

The site was launched in April of last year but not many people know about it. Think of it like the Facebook messaging app but on your desktop. It's a great alternative if your job has decided to ban Facebook on your computer. Instead of cursing out all the suit and ties, just visit this site.

We promise you won't get a virus, and if you do, blame Mark. Look at his face. How can you not want to place all of your life's problem on him?


Via Business Insider

Then there is this gem: There's A Website That Will Dump Your Partner For You For $10

 

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The Strangest Porn Premises People Have (Ahem) Come Across

January 26, 2016, 7:04 am

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If you watch porn long enough you're going to end up seeing the most bizarre, most ridiculous premises. (Then again, if you have an issue with that, then you've completely lost the point of porn.) The good people over at The Chive decided to ask their readers about the strangest porn premises people have come across. While none of these will be getting Oscar recognition next month, they still make for some fantastic viewing.


























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Porn doesn't need to make sense: Porn Logic Is Hilariously Inaccurate And That's Why It's Perfect

 

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The 7 Funniest 10 Seconds-Or-Less Videos On YouTube Right Now

January 26, 2016, 7:26 am

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Since we are proud to be part of a generation that is unable to give attention to something for more than ten seconds, it's nice to have videos that are entertaining and can produce a laugh in less than ten seconds. The folks at Reddit were able to compile a bunch of the best videos lasting ten seconds or less because sometimes lasting a super short amount of time is good (thank God).

Here are some of the best videos, and make sure to lower the volume as some of these have NSFW language:















h/t A Plus

And if you have more than ten seconds take a look at this important video: This Video Proves That Giving Cats Human Mouths Is Oddly Entertaining...And Frightening

 

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Celebrity Chefs Ranked By Likability

January 26, 2016, 7:50 am

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All guys watch -- or have watched -- cooking shows. The Food Network is a killer channel, and I'm not going to apologize for watching it because you do, too. Due to channels such as these and food programs on other popular networks, chefs have become celebrities in their own right. While all of them are talented in the art of culinary, some are certainly more likable than others. Based on this quality, I've ranked the world's top celebrity chefs.

10. Paula Deen

The jolly Southern chef was known for her motherly, nurturing presence on camera. That is until it was discovered through a lawsuit that she and her family were living in the '60s and extremely racist, using the N-word frivolously (which she admitted to doing), and wanting to plan a "true Southern plantation-style theme" wedding for a family member using only black servers for authenticity. She ultimately decided against this theme "because the media would be all on [her] about that." Not because it's just really, really racist. So for these reasons and more (concerning the racist allegations, that is), it's concluded that the once adored Paula Deen is the least liked celebrity chef who's ever been on television.


9. Rachael Ray

Rachael Ray is the loudmouthed aunt you visit once a year at Christmas only because you have to. If it weren't for Paula Deen's racist remarks, Ray would have definitely fit in the last spot. She's loud, just okay-looking, and makes the same food your mom's been cooking for years. Lazy housewives who are home to watch her horrendous show are the only reason she's still on television – and even then, they're only watching because it's better than watching those mid-morning infomercials or the hens on "The View."


8. Bobby Flay

Bobby Flay loves himself more than anybody else could. He proved this not only through his professional life, but his personal life too, having gotten divorced not once, but three times –- in 1993, 1998, and 2015. In every television show he's been apart of –- "Throwdown! with Bobby Flay," "Iron Chef" and "Beat Bobby Flay," for example – he always has this smug arrogance about him –- his on-screen presence feels like he's talking down to you. We get it, Bobby. You're good at everything. Congrats.


7. Buddy Valastro

The once wholesome Cake Boss has seen major success and with that, everything authentic about Valastro and his bake shop have been thrown out the window. Over the years, he's essentially become a parody of himself. While the whole "We're loud Italians in one family-owned bakery" idea was charming in the beginning, over many seasons – as well as the introduction of his newer shows with the same premise -– the whole thing gets stale. (See what I did there? "Stale"? He's a baker!)


6. Giada de Laurentiis

Giada, while easy on the eyes, gives off a similar arrogance as Bobby Flay, hers is just hidden under a prettier package. The only thing she has working for her is her pleasing appearance; she has no presence or personality on camera, and her food seems just okay. It would make sense if she was married to some higher-up executive at the Food Network, at least that would explain why she's given so many opportunities, but I don't believe she is.


5. Jamie Oliver

We get it, you're British and everybody eats like shit. Is there anything else you'd like to tell us?


4. Gordon Ramsay

As evidenced by the many shows of Ramsay's in the UK and North America, the whole asshole roleplay thing is a schtick. A schtick that gets ratings – especially that time he made a chef call herself an "idiot sandwich" as he held two pieces of bread on either side of her face. He's also not afraid to swear like a sailor, which is awesome, nor is he afraid to call an overweight person a cow for no reason whatsoever. This unique attitude paired with his culinary talents, British accent and unique, only-a-British-guy-could-pull-it-off hairdo, are the many reasons we've loved Gordon Ramsay all these years.


3. Guy Fieri

You may not like his frosted-tips or his fire-emblazoned bowling shirts, but most everything Guy – who's middle name is "Ramsay", oddly enough – does on television is extremely successful ("Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives" and "Guy's Grocery Games", for example). Some discount him as a douche, which, I'll admit, is evident, but his charm and willingness to eat an entire burger on camera without giving a shit about napkins or weight gain makes up for it. Also, he's responsible for the best food porn on TV, so we can forgive him for the style misses and overused catchphrases.


2. Duff Goldman

The best part about Duff is that he seems incredibly down to earth and genuine. Duff comes across as the kind of guy you'd grab a beer with after work, but could also make you a cake that looks exactly like your dog. As the first male pastry chef in a reality series on television, "Ace of Cakes" (the original "Cake Boss", if you will), Duff has since become a Food Network staple making appearances as a judge and guest judge on television shows such as "Duff Till Dawn" and "Kids Baking Championship". And everybody wants to see more of him.


1. Martha Stewart

Martha Stewart was undoubtedly a pioneer in the celebrity chef movement, and though she can seem somewhat boring on screen, she eventually proved to be the ultimate bad bitch in culinary, having served time in prison for conspiracy and obstruction of justice in an insider stock trade case, and was debatably the funniest act on Comedy Central's roast of Justin Bieber (and yes, I understand most of it was probably written for her).

 

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These People Have No Idea What 'Netflix & Chill' Means And It's Cringeworthy

January 26, 2016, 7:58 am

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You would think that somewhere along the line someone would speak up and say, "Hey, this is what Netflix and chill means. I really don't think it works in this context." But nope, the folks below, some of which are schools and major companies, didn't think it would be smart to research a tad before going ahead and sending out a message about Netflix and chill. And now they look like complete idiots (and in some cases, pervs.)

Let's take a look at how some people completely botched the Netflix and chill term:



































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Maybe this will help the folks above: The Best 'Netflix And Chill' Memes

 

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Pissed Off Burger King Employee Quit His Job And Took All Their Nuggets

January 26, 2016, 9:44 am

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Well that's certainly one way to stick it to the man.

Working at a fast food restaurant seems bad enough as you have to deal with awful customers and go home smelling like trash every day. But if your boss is doing you wrong just do what the guy below did: quit and take all of their chicken nuggets and don't give a fuck about anything.

This Twitter user even tweeted a picture of the stolen nuggets:

TODAY WAS MY LAST DAY WORKING AT BURGER KING SO I TOOK ALL OF THEIR NUGGETS, FUCK IT pic.twitter.com/ODJZe5YgBF

— Zealot (@johnalexcorrea) January 23, 2016

Plenty of people reacted to his tweet with support, but the tweet below probably summarizes how everyone feels:

@johnalexcorrea@bocapinky bro idfk you but you are my fucking hero i appreciate

— m i a (@jembunns) January 24, 2016

We all do.

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This is also an option: Watch This News Anchor Drop An F-Bomb And Quit Her Job On Live TV To Focus On Legalizing Weed

 

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What The Hell? Father And Son Brave The Winter Storm In New York For Some Hand Lotion

January 26, 2016, 9:49 am

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Let's be honest with ourselves, there is exactly one reason any man would brave the elements in New York City right now for a bottle of lotion, and it doesn't have anything to do with keeping their hands moisturized or celebrating a test well taken. Well, I guess to a certain extent it does, but I don't think I need to paint a picture here. In fact, I'd rather not. The kid's nervous laugh when asked point blank what he needs the lotion for this says it all. Maybe even a little too much.


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13 Types Of Weirdos You Encounter At The Gym

January 26, 2016, 9:50 am

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Before you angrily comment on this article and call me a bunch of names (as many of you enjoy doing), let me be the first one to say, "It takes one to know one." I'm sure I am not a perfect gym member either. I am not super comfortable being there in the first place and typically try to get in, avoid people, and get out. However, I did catch myself laughing out loud while riding an exercise back and listening to a podcast last week, so I'm sure people around me thought I was a weirdo. That said, at least I am not THESE weirdos. These weirdos are super weird, annoying, often gross, and make working out all the more excruciating.

The Grunter

Sometimes "the grunter" is a very large man lifting a very large amount of weight, and although that is still off-putting, it makes sense. However, "the grunter" is frequently a normal or smaller-sized man doing sit-ups, and that is completely unnecessary and weird.


The Sweat Monster

No amount of gym-supplied paper towels can clean up the mess left behind by this freak. You're better off never bench-pressing again than laying in a pool of this man's filth.


The Wannabe American Idol
This is the guy wearing headphones but singing or rapping along just loud enough for others to hear because he thinks he's good. He usually backs this up by shooting adoring glances at his own reflection in the mirrors.


The Clueless Maniac

You have never seen anyone perform a workout routine like this guy, and that's because it is insane and highly dangerous. The "clueless maniac" often tends to sport a ponytail, as well.


The Waaayyy-Too-Old Guy

It's really cool when elderly folks are still able to hit the gym and stay in shape, but this old dude has bandages all over his body and looks like he could die any second. Is anyone keeping an eye on him? Is there a paramedic on standby? If you are incredibly unlucky, you will also see this decrepit man naked in the locker room later.


The Guy Who Wants To Rotate In
There are literally dozens of empty machines and benches all around you, but this fool feels compelled to bother you at the leg press because he can't stray from his workout regimen. When you reply that you only have one more quick set left, he asks if he can jump in with you anyway. Now you are sharing sweat with this prick, and even worse, he can lift way more than you.


The Couple

No one has ever said "the couple who works out together stays together," so stop pretending like working out with your girlfriend is a good thing. What's more likely is that one of you is insanely jealous and can't stand the thought of your significant other ogling other fit and fine-looking gym members when you are not around.


The Ogler

But on the other hand, if you are an ogler at the gym, you're an awful human being and probably need to be locked up. Just stay home and watch gym porn like us normal men, you creep.


The Guy Looking To Make Friends
Speaking of creeps, this pathetic guy is the reason why you should only wear plain clothes to the gym. If you make the mistake of wearing a t-shirt featuring your college or favorite sports team, you better believe this clingy fella will find you. And he'll chat you up. And he may follow you around. Next thing you know, you're ignoring his friend request on Facebook and hoping he's not a serial killer.


The Selfie Snapper

Unless you are Jen Selter (pictured above) or some other out-of-this-world fitness model who makes their living taking Instagram selfies, there is never a need to share a photo of yourself at the gym. Stop it.

The Guy Wearing Jeans

I'm no fitness expert, but I know that is not the proper attire. Jean shorts may seem like they'd be better than jeans, but they're actually worse.

The Stretch Master
He's been taking up a huge area on the mats for the past hour, but you've only seen him sit and stretch. His eyes are often closed, but he doesn't appear to be meditating and that surely isn't yoga. Couldn't he do that shit at home?

The Know-It-All

This bro has all the best fitness advice you never asked for. He may catch you working your deltoids in a way that is not maximizing efficiency, and he just has to tell you about it. You know, in order to help you out, bro! If you really need to ask him a question later, just listen for loud grunting and you'll find him.

Related: 21 Hilarious Tweets On Why You Should Probably Skip Working Out Today

 

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Guy Being Chased By Police Chooses To Pull Over At McDonald's Drive-Thru To Order

January 26, 2016, 10:13 am

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If you're going 70 MPH in a 40 you probably have a good reason. And rushing to McDonald's so you can stuff your face with all the Big Macs and french fries you can handle is probably the best reason. Unfortunately for the guy below, the police officer that was chasing him did not accept that as a valid reason. Instead, he handed him this ticket:


Maybe the judge would accept this as a valid reason for speeding, though. I mean, we've all rushed for food.

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That police officer should be thankful he wasn't chasing this guy: Caught On Camera: Police Chase Naked Man Down I-71 In Cincinnati

 

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Weird News: North Carolina Woman Assaults Husband With Nunchucks After He Says No To Sex

January 26, 2016, 10:59 am

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By the looks of things, he probably should have also said no at the altar.

According to The Charlotte Observer, a 51-year-old Rock Hill woman was charged with criminal domestic violence of a high and aggravated nature after she attacked her husband with nunchucks because he refused to go to bed with her.


Police said Sondra Earle-Kelly walked into the living room and asked her husband to take her to pound town, but he declined the offer. That's when she lost her mind and started throwing ceramic figurines at him before "assaulting him with whatever she could pick up."

That "whatever" eventually became nunchucks, and her husband told police she smacked him with them repeatedly in the face and head.

When officers questioned Kelly on the matter, she told them she had no idea why the apartment was in disarray with blood on the walls or why her husband was beat to shit. She had reportedly taken Xanax earlier that night, which for her sake, let's hope that was the case.

I mean, if she beat the snot out of her husband without being under the influence of drugs, then she'd really be a psycho.

This stuff happens in Florida pretty much on a daily basis: Florida Woman Stabs Boyfriend After He Refuses To Have Sex With Her

 

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Here's A Political Parody Of 'Straight Outta Compton' Starring A Bunch Of Presidential Hopefuls

January 26, 2016, 11:30 am

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Since you're getting politics stuffed down your throat on a daily basis (and will continue to), we thought it would be nice to continue drowning you in politics by showing you a hilarious political version of that classic N.W.A. hit "Straight Outta Compton." This time it's called "Straight Outta Options."

Take a look at the great video below thanks to Ross Everett:


Well, this is one way to connect with today's youth.

Don't forget about this either: 'Bad Lip Reading' Actually Makes The First Republican Debate Entertaining

 

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Here's A Woman Lighting Her Boyfriend's Hair On Fire At A Bar

January 26, 2016, 12:19 pm

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They say that nothing good ever happens after midnight, and this sausage fest at 1:50 AM at an unknown dive bar is proof of that.

But strangely enough, it wasn't two dudes arguing over a game of pool or about who played a Goo Goo Dolls song on the jukebox this time around. Instead, surveillance cameras captured the moment a woman lit her boyfriend's hair on fire because love is strange and mysterious just like jelly beans.

(Lowers your speakers because the static in this video will destroy your ears)


You know, the craziest part about that video might just be the fact that you can still smoke in that bar that looks as though it's located in this country.

At first glance, we would have guessed that this went down somewhere in a former Soviet republic based solely on the fact that you can still smoke indoors. But the Larry Bird jersey on the wall and the jukebox that is digital instead of spinning records made it clear that it's a shithole somewhere in New England that still allows you to burn heaters at the bar. Smoke up, Johnny.

h/t The Fayetteville Observer

On second thought, burning my hair doesn't seem that bad after all: Woman Sets Cheating Boyfriend's Penis On Fire Because Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned

 

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You Definitely NEVER Noticed This About Eric's Mom On 'That 70's Show' Before

January 26, 2016, 12:32 pm

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This is what the Internet was made for, apparently. I was never quite sure why the characters of Fez and Kelso on "That '70s Show" would occasionally talk about how hot Eric's mom was, but thanks to the good people of Reddit, there is finally a feasible answer. Look closely at the following photo, particularly the shirt.


Turns out Kitty Forman was much freakier than any of us imagined. Or maybe she was just wild in her youth and those nipple piercings were simply too painful to remove. Either way, it makes a lot more sense now why the time Eric walked in on his parents doing it was so traumatic.


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Moms Argue Over Bullying When One Says Her Son Was Told His Balls 'Smell Like Cheese'

January 26, 2016, 12:49 pm

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Gross. Hopefully it's not of the limburger variety.

Two mothers in charge of families who will never amount to jack shit almost came to blows during a recent argument over each of their sons bullying the other. At one point, one of the mothers accuses the other's son of pulling down her son's pants in front of the entire class and sticking pencils in his butt.

The mother of the accused pencil-up-the-ass shover then took it to the next level by accusing the other mother's kid of telling her son that his "balls smell like cheese."

Now, how or why this kid was smelling the other kid's nuts isn't important here. Just sit back and watch two piles of trash go back and forth with frivolous accusations until one of them figures out she's being recorded and things get physical.


Hey, sometimes it takes the strangest things to make you feel better about your place in society. Thanks, ladies.

h/t BroBible

This kid didn't need his mommy: This Schoolyard Bully Picked On The Wrong Kid

 

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Weird News: A Living Human Ear Has Been Grown Into A Rat

January 26, 2016, 1:06 pm

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The phrase "I could give a rat's ear" takes on a whole new meaning, thanks to a recent discovery by Japanese scientists.

For the first time, according to I f--king love science, researchers in Japan were able to successfully grow an adult-sized "living" ear on the back of a rat using human stem cells. The research group from the University of Tokyo and Kyoto University has also claimed that human trials could begin in just five years.



How did they do it? Well, according to Japan Today, they filled a plastic tube with a diameter of about 3 millimeters with human-induced pluripotent stem cell balls. Using three such tubes, the researchers shaped a human ear and implanted it onto the back of a rat.

In about two months, the tubes dissolved, leaving behind on the animal's back what looks like a 5-centimeter human ear.

The technology could potentially be used to help kids born with facial abnormalities, including children mauled by dogs and other animals.

In more weird science news: 10 Bizarre Experiments Performed On Humans

 

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Michigan Man Was Masturbating To Porn On His Phone Before Fatal Crash

January 26, 2016, 11:55 pm

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I've heard of people getting killed during a carjacking before, but this is just a tad different.

According to Fox 2 Detroit, a 58-year-old man literally masturbated to death early Sunday morning when he rolled his car while jerking off to porn on his cell phone.


Police said Clifford Ray Jones wasn't wearing a seatbelt and was found partially ejected through the sunroof after he rolled his 1996 Toyota sometime before 3:30 a.m. Sunday morning on an I-75 ramp in Detroit.

He also wasn't wearing any pants.

Michigan State Police Lieutenant Mike Shaw said it was one of the craziest things he had ever heard of.

"We see people putting on makeup," Shaw said. "We see people doing different things as far as hygiene, as far as reading books. It's almost to the fact there's so much technology out there a lot of people are more paying attention to what they're doing other than driving their cars."

No word on what kind of porn Jones was bating to when he died, but if it couldn't wait until he got home, then we'll assume it was Mia Khalifa scissoring some other young starlet.

The mayo on my Whopper tastes funny: Florida Man Arrested For Masturbating Inside A Burger King

 

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Today's Funny Photos

January 27, 2016, 4:17 am

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Fact of the day: The word Wednesday comes from an Old English word that translates to "day of Odin." Odin was a god who liked to get his freak on, also known as humping, so that's where we get the term "hump day." (I may or may not have made up that last part.) Enjoy these hump day funnies.






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Girl Is Expertly Trolled After Starting A 'Go Fund Me' To Buy Herself A Car

January 27, 2016, 4:22 am

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Some people are absolutely clueless when it comes to actions that might rub people the wrong way. For instance, attempting to crowdfund your way to a new, free car under the guise of charity may not be the best way into the public's good graces. Fortunately, one Imgur user caught one of these numbskulls in the act and decided to post the results for all to see. Grab some popcorn and enjoy yourselves with this one.


Soon enough, she took to Instagram to spread the good word.


Hmm, nice comments and all, but why isn't someone addressing the issue we are all thinking? Maybe user ian_bradshaw can shed some light.


What a surprise — she didn't get it.


Welp, that should have cleared things up. Meanwhile, on Instagram...


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A Guide To Sitting On A Couch Correctly

January 27, 2016, 5:25 am

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You'd be surprised to discover that a lot of people still don't know how to sit properly on a couch, especially when there are other people trying to sit on that same couch. Take a look at the guide below so you're not that person looking like a complete a-hole.


Ian just doesn't give a shit anymore.

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Another important guide: A Handy Guide To Sleeping Positions For Couples

 

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The 21 Most Racially Ambiguous Celebrities

January 27, 2016, 5:50 am

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At first, I wasn't sure if "racially ambiguous" was the best way to describe the following celebrities, as I really didn't want to offend anybody on the Internet – which, I've learned, is very easy to do. I won't say much else in this introduction because I want to save this article of any language that might be considered offensive. What I will say, though, is by viewing the following roster of celebrities, I'd be willing to bet a very handsome sum of money that you'd never guess their ancestries. Want in? Place your bets.

1. Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

The wrestler turned box office bait is of Nova Scotian and Samoan ancestry. He is not, as some have theorized, the mortal son of Zeus.

2. Rosario Dawson

Rosario Dawson, who was nearly nude during and looking real good in "Sin City," is an appealing combination of Irish, Native-American, Puerto Rican and Afro-Cuban descent.

3. Rita Ora

Rita Ora, the British pop star whose popularity in North America is questionable at best, was born in 1990 to Albanian parents, but was raised in England.

4. Jenni "JWoww" Farley

It would appear that the busty guidette (now mother) of "Jersey Shore" fame was never really a guidette at all. JWoww is actually a suspiciously Italian-looking mix of Spanish and Irish ancestry.

5. Drake

Canadian rapper Drake is only half black. His father is African-American and his mother is a white, blonde, wealthy, Jewish lady.

6. Zoe Saldana

The tall and sinewy actress that is Zoe Saldana is Dominican and Puerto Rican but identifies as black, making things much easier. For all of us.

7. Vanessa Hudgens

Better known for her sex-appeal than her acting career, Vanessa Hudgens (former girlfriend of just-as-pretty Zac Efron) is a very appealing mix of Filipino, Irish and Native American.

8. Wentworth Miller

The "Prison Break" and "Legends Of Tomorrow" star Wentworth Miller is actually half black, though most would guess he's Caucasian.

9. Bruno Mars

Nobody in Hollywood (nay, this planet) is as racially ambiguous as the incredibly short but charming, Bruno Mars. The crooner's genealogy is a muddled mix of many ethnicities, including: Puerto Rican, Ukrainian, Hungarian and Filipino.

10. Mila Kunis

What wonderful mix of ancestry is responsible for the beauty that is Mila Kunis? It's no mix at all, actually. Kunis is Ukrainian and Ukrainian only.

11. Keanu Reeves

The actor (can we still even call him that?) is a bizarre combination of Hawaiian, Chinese, English and Portuguese descent.

12. Jason Biggs

Biggs, whose justifiably called himself "The Jewiest looking non-Jew," is actually Italian, despite primarily playing Jewish characters.

13. Frankie Muniz

You're probably asking: "Why the hell is Frankie Muniz on this list, he's just your standard white guy," right? Wrong. Muniz is actually half Italian and Puerto Rican.

14. Alexis Bledel

The same thing can be said about Alexis Bledel as was said about Muniz. But just as surprising, the incredibly Wonder Bread white-looking actress is actually Mexican and Argentinian.

15. Jesse Williams

You may not know this guy, but your girlfriend certainly does. The actor's mother is Swedish-American, and his father is African-American and Seminole.

16. Nicole Richie

The more rebellious half of "The Simple Life" series was adopted by Lionel Richie. This is no secret by any means. However, her ancestry boasts a colorful mix of Afro-American, Creole, and Spanish descent.

17. Derek Jeter

The baseball legend can thank his Irish/German mother and African-American father, at least partly, for his athletic talents and lady-killer looks.

18. Shannon Elizabeth

Shannon Elizabeth, the token "hot girl" of the "American Pie" franchise is half Arab and not, as the film's character (Nadia) suggests, Czechoslovakian.

19. Vin Diesel

The "Fast and Furious" actor's mother is Scottish, English and German, and his father is African-American. He describes himself as a "Person of color," and I guess he's not wrong.

20. Adriana Lima

Adriana Lima, the popular Victoria's Secret model is just about the closest you can get to perfection. Her ancestry is the loveliest mix of African, West Indian, Japanese, and Portuguese.


21. Maya Rudolph

The SNL alum and comedienne's father is Ashkenazi Jewish, and her mother is African-American.

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