The question is, do those scores factor in shrinkage?
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Jeez, you can make just about anything seem dirty: Unnecessarily Censored Children's Books
Enjoying some sun at the track in the Sunshine Coast today ☀️
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Wondering where Sydney's warm weather has gone, it's officially winter here ❄️
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Autocorrect on my phone has made me so lazy. I type "hrkkp" and get pissed off that it doesn't get changed to "hello"
— Gloria Fallon (@GloriaFallon123) June 29, 2014
Somebody wrote "wash me" on my car. I'm so lazy, I just wrote "no" under it.
— Patrick McLellan (@pmclellan) February 28, 2012
I downloaded some apps on my lazy roommate's phone. pic.twitter.com/idNDwAdNZ3
— pat tobin (@tastefactory) June 28, 2014
I am so lazy I thought about looking at the super moon and decided 2033 isn't even that far away
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 28, 2015
I'm too lazy up get up to kill this moth but we locked eyes & I made a slitting motion across my throat so I know I scared him.
— Jessie (@NicCageMatch) April 4, 2014
I'm so lazy that even if I had one of those bunk beds which has a desk underneath I would still probably moan about the commute
— Matt Lucas (@RealMattLucas) July 20, 2016
It takes more muscles to frown than it does to smile so stop being so lazy, happy people.
— OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) March 7, 2015
Ever have sex that's so lazy, neither one of you is on top?
— Megan Pettit (@meganshpettit) August 22, 2011
You know you're lazy when your computer asks you, 'The file asfsyegdjf already exist, would you like to replace it?'
— kalyani nandkishor ® (@SmileIsPeace) November 29, 2015
Sometimes I think I'm not lazy, but then I remember I consider putting on high-top sneakers too much work most of the time.
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) May 24, 2016
I'm so lazy I just gave up halfway through a shrug.
— Alex Baze (@bazecraze) June 13, 2011
When ur too lazy to get up from bed and turn off the lights pic.twitter.com/s9mBaNWUow
— Laughing (@OMGtrolls) March 10, 2015
[old person scoffs] These young people, so lazy. When I was their age I was already ruining their economic future
— Hippo (@InternetHippo) June 28, 2016
Humans are so lazy we are 70% sure that robots are going to kill us all but we keep making them because chores suck.
— Mark Agee (@MarkAgee) May 30, 2015
I'm so lazy, if I got Catfished I'd just marry the person anyway.
— Julius Sharpe (@juliussharpe) October 30, 2015
If I truly "lived each day like my last" I would probably just cancel my plans and lie down.
— Babe Parker (@BabeParker) May 26, 2016
Last night I was so lazy I changed my tampon in my bed and put the trash in an empty chip bag that was also in my bed.
— Ally Maynard (@missmayn) May 21, 2013
You are never truly alone if you are too lazy to unsubscribe. pic.twitter.com/n85ABhUfhO
— Peter Schultz (@pete_schultz) February 14, 2015
@whatwouldDOOdo dear MLB, when do pitchers report back for ST? I've got one who's gotten a bit lazy in the offseason pic.twitter.com/7f73fHNMQU
— Eireann Dolan (@EireannDolan) January 24, 2014
Naming a store "Linens and Things" is so lazy. It's like calling a place "Blankets and Shit."
— Cliff Bleszinski (@therealcliffyb) October 14, 2010
Lazy Rule: If you spill water. It will eventually dry.
— Craig Nugent (@IAMCRAIGNUGENT) January 18, 2014
There's a fly on this airplane. Ugh, so lazy!
— Kim Holcomb (@kimholcomb) April 27, 2013
I don't get racism.
— (((maura quint))) (@behindyourback) July 12, 2010
Are you SO lazy, you can't take one moment to get to know a person and hate them for who they are AS AN INDIVIDUAL?
When you're too lazy to say two words pic.twitter.com/6EoLX8ifAM
— lisa goodwin (@LisaGoodwin1) February 15, 2015
I'm so lazy that
— philippe iujvidin (@philyuck) April 11, 2014
"I can make time stop for one moment of perfection. I am football." #HardKnocks is #streamingNOW. 🏈 pic.twitter.com/LNpV7oPewU
— HBO NOW (@hbonow) August 10, 2016
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Time to workout!! 💪🏼👊🏼👍🏼👌🏼// Hora da preparação! 💪🏼👊🏼👍🏼👌🏼 @wartribegear @studio540 #cantstopwontstop
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Because it's #humpday and nothing better than some sun to recharge for the rest of the week! ☀️🍑😎
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Looks like #SDLive just had its first #WardrobeMalfunction, as @NatalieEvaMarie's outfit breaks! NO MATCH! pic.twitter.com/iW3ZwCldob
— WWE (@WWE) August 10, 2016
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"I have nothing against vegans or veganism as long as it is a free choice by adults," Savino said. "I just find it absurd that some parents are allowed to impose their will on children in an almost fanatical, religious way, often without proper scientific knowledge or medical consultation."
Well then. Good luck with that, and good luck getting reelected.
Just in case your Tinder hookup doesn't chow on swine: A Simple Food Guide For Guys Dating Vegans
@ABC there is a man scaling Trump Towers with cops watching pic.twitter.com/JbW6EjAIxM
— Jason Chu (@JasonC1219) August 10, 2016
@playboy @davidbellemere #playboy #missaugust #valerievandergraaf #malibu
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Another pic from @playboy with @davidbellemere #playboy #missaugust #valerievandergraaf
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