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10 Things You Probably Didn't Know About The Playboy Mansion

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The Playboy Mansion is considered, by many, to be Heaven on Earth, a magical place where fleshy dreams come true daily. With all the history in those walls, we're taking you through some of the wildest and lesser-known secrets to California's own little Garden of Eve, where nothing is real, especially the painted-on boobies.

If you're going to the Playboy mansion, remember one very simple thing: "If you don't swing, don't ring." There's actually a sign there that says that.

1. There's a freakishly childlike curfew.
You Won't Believe Some of the History Behind the Playboy Mansion
When you live under Hugh's roof, you have to be in at a certain time each night. Grown women getting home at a safe hour makes sense, right? Maybe midnight? No, that curfew is 9 p.m. That's early for a prepubescent in middle school, let alone for the wild and sexiest of places. Carla Howe claims you couldn't invite friends over, and Holly Madison says it's a bit like prison, keeping the bunnies in as much as keeping other people out.

2. There is an off-limits Elvis screw room.
You Won't Believe Some of the History Behind the Playboy Mansion
If Elvis gets naked and has his way with numerous women (perhaps eight) in your house, it's off limits from there on out. Such is the case with the Playboy Mansion, which has a room closed off to preserve and eternalize the sexy times of the King himself, dating back to the '70s.

3. They have some unique permits.
You Won't Believe Some of the History Behind the Playboy Mansion
The mansion is no stranger to strange pets. They have permits for exotic pets like peacocks, toucans and flamingos, and many boobless bunnies, not to mention about a hundred squirrel monkeys. I think they mean sugar gliders. The mansion is also the only private home in Los Angeles with both regular fireworks and a pyrotechnic license.

4. The girls living there are given an allowance each week.
You Won't Believe Some of the History Behind the Playboy Mansion
Hugh's girls claim they can't pick up extra work besides appearance fees, but they do line up each week for a cash handout in hundred dollar bills totaling a thousand bucks each every week. It sounds as humiliating a situation as it does a daddy issue on the horizon.

5. It smells a bit like an old-folks home.
You Won't Believe Some of the History Behind the Playboy Mansion
You'd think the mansion would smell of rich oak, invigorating fragrances given its occupants and possibly a bit like a stay at the Four Seasons, but according to many guests, it smells more like old man and musk, and not the good kind. Don't forget all the dog shit scattered about the white bedroom carpet.

6. And "The Grotto" is disgusting.
You Won't Believe Some of the History Behind the Playboy Mansion
Despite the idea of the grotto being very illustrious, it's a bit of facade with the fake rocks and swirling whirlpool of DNA. In 2011, there were allegedly more than a hundred cases of illness reported. You mean the venereal waters of the Playboy Mansion are haunted with infection? Get. Out! Aside from the unholy amount of nudity and likely sexual companionship of those waters, it's also host to many a sexy party, so this comes as a surprise only in that we expected more sickness.

7. John Lennon trashed the place once.
You Won't Believe Some of the History Behind the Playboy Mansion
During a rowdy bout with his lady, Yoko, John Lennon is said to have crashed at the mansion and may have thrown a little drunken love tantrum in the halls of Hefner. Rumor has it Lennon put out a cigarette on a Matisse painting, which still hangs there today. In addition to Lennon, many a celebrity has come and gone and not been welcomed back, including Reggie Bush and Luke Wilson.

8. More than 70 people work there, not including the girls.
You Won't Believe Some of the History Behind the Playboy Mansion
The mansion houses about a dozen full-time chefs working around the clock, a couple dozen girlfriends, not including the ridiculous number of girls just hanging out waiting for sexy time. God knows how many dogs are there!

9. Sunday night is Movie Night.
You Won't Believe Some of the History Behind the Playboy Mansion
We'd guess tasteful porn initially, but apparently, Hugh is a real family man with his girls. And there's a vintage arcade room so the fun never ends. Unfortunately, the arcade was included with the sale of the house.

10. Hugh Hefner is a renter.
You Won't Believe Some of the History Behind the Playboy Mansion
Playboy acquired the house for just over $1 million in 1971 from a chess player who designed spaceships. After they moved headquarters to L.A. from Chicago, Hugh would live there for 45 years before the house was sold. It recently passed through escrow for about $100 million to the rich boy next door. Hefner has actually been paying rent plus extra running fees for parties but will continue to live in the house despite the transfer of ownership. After the 90-year-old kicks it, there's no telling what's next for Playboy.

 

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Leanna Decker Proves Redheads Do It Better Than Blondes

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Leanna Decker is at it again: proving redheads are hotter than we give them credit for. In addition to these 10 beautiful redheads, Leanna gives us five compelling reasons why we should be paying more attention to their strawberry, freckled goodness. Did you know redheads have a higher tolerance for pain? We didn't. Check out this video and get educated, but also enjoy the busty babeness of Leanna Decker.

 

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Check Out the Hottest Harley Quinns of Cosplay

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If you haven't seen "Suicide Squad" yet, don't get too excited about the plot, CGI vortex or Will Smith hogging all the screen time. You can, however, get pretty excited about Margot Robbie and quite easily the hottest interpretation of Harley Quinn to date. That got us wondering about other Harley Quinns of the hot cosplay world, and thus, these hot babes and their sexy photos made their way onto our big screen.

We're bad guys

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The {crazy} eyes have it 😈 #gnarlyHarley

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@carleyquinn #harleyquinncosplay #harleyquinn #wizardworldchicago #wwchicago #cosplay

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Bubblegum b⚡️tch 💋 Can't wait for the photos from my photoshoot with the amazing @ruskievskiy 💕

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Julianne Hough And Nina Dobrev Lose Their Bikini Bottoms On Instagram

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We really want you folks to enjoy your weekend, so that is why we have to do our part to make sure you do. Well, Julianne Hough and Nina Dobrev did their part, really. And all it took was losing their bikini bottoms. And that should be enough.

Accompanied by the caption "Full moons!" the 28-year-old Hough, along with 27-year-old Dobrev and actress Milissa Sears, posed on a boat overlooking a lake. And no one will notice that beautiful lake nature has given us, and that's mainly because Mother Nature will have to take a backseat to three backseats (I went to college, guys).

Take a look at the picture thanks to Hough's Instagram:

Full moons! 🌝🌝🌝

A photo posted by Julianne Hough (@juleshough) on


Sure beats being on a boat with Andy Samberg and T-Pain.

More bottomless views: Emily Ratajkowski Goes Topless (And Bottomless) For Harper's Bazaar

 

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Who Would Have Thought A Rooster In Blue Jeans Would Be Such A Satisfying Visual?

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It doesn't make much sense, but over 24K views and counting can't be wrong. The following video of a rooster clucking about in a pair of Homer Simpson-esque blue pants has been making the rounds on Facebook after 98.3 KORA The Texas Country Original posted it two days ago. We can't quite put our finger on why the mere sight of this silly bird gives almost anyone who sees it an uncontrollable case of the giggles, but at this point we've given up on trying to decipher the internet, anyways. So just enjoy it while it lasts.


If Levi's have any business sense at all, they'll sign this guy immediately.

Maybe chicken is just funny no matter what: Buffalo Chicken Finger Looks a Lot Like a Penis, Seriously

 

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Donald Trump's Whiny Tweets Were Just Turned Into The Best Emo Song

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The Donald Trump shitfest rolls on, as he's continued to give ammo to folks to poke fun at him -- so much so that his "message" has pretty much been thrown out and all that we're left with is more and more punchlines. While we still feel bad for making you look at a naked Donald Trump statue, we're going to make it up to you by sharing Trump's new emo song.

Thanks to musical artist Nick Lutsko, you can now hear some of Trump's most whiny tweets as an early 2000s emo song. Ah, so much nostalgia. Check it out below thanks to Super Deluxe's YouTube:


The Used would be proud.

h/t Huffington Post

More good times: Twitter Had A Hell Of A Time At The Expense Of Donald Trump With #TrumpExplainsMoviePlosts

 

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Grandma Shooing Away Cat Is The Latest Photoshop Extravaganza

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The internet has no mercy -- not even little old ladies are safe from all those relentless folks on their computers. And since we've already seen proof of that when grandma with a gun got Photoshopped, it is no surprise that a little old lady shooing away a cat got the same type of treatment.

Let's take a look at the original photo (which is funny enough) below:

Grandma Shooing Away Cat Is The Latest Photoshop Extravaganza
And this is the internet flexing its muscles and sharing its talents on Reddit:

Grandma Shooing Away Cat Is The Latest Photoshop Extravaganza

Grandma Shooing Away Cat Is The Latest Photoshop Extravaganza

Grandma Shooing Away Cat Is The Latest Photoshop Extravaganza

Grandma Shooing Away Cat Is The Latest Photoshop Extravaganza

Grandma Shooing Away Cat Is The Latest Photoshop Extravaganza

Grandma Shooing Away Cat Is The Latest Photoshop Extravaganza

Grandma Shooing Away Cat Is The Latest Photoshop Extravaganza

Grandma Shooing Away Cat Is The Latest Photoshop Extravaganza

Grandma Shooing Away Cat Is The Latest Photoshop Extravaganza

Grandma Shooing Away Cat Is The Latest Photoshop Extravaganza

Grandma Shooing Away Cat Is The Latest Photoshop Extravaganza

Grandma Shooing Away Cat Is The Latest Photoshop Extravaganza

Grandma Shooing Away Cat Is The Latest Photoshop Extravaganza
Old dudes get it, too: Old Man On Standing On A Subway Vent Just Got The Photoshop Battle Treatment He Never Asked For

 

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Put Jerkwads In Their Place With The Best Comeback Ever

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Hindsight may be 20/20, but if the advice in the following video is anything to go by in the heat of a verbal argument, you've already won the battle before it began. But don't take our word for it. Listen to how it all went down and judge for yourself.


Flipping an insult into "your face" gets 'em every time.

h/t eBaum's World

Will Smith sure could have used a gem like this against his sexy co-star: Margot Robbie Absolutely Obliterates Will Smith In The Latest Battle Of 'Playground Insults'

 

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The Democratic National Convention Just Got The 'Bad Lip Reading' Treatment

So KFC Made A Fried Chicken Sunscreen And It's Already Sold Out

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There's still some summer left for you to go out there and catch some rays, but unfortunately, you're going to have to smell like coconuts or something tropical because the KFC fried chicken sunscreen already sold out. In three hours.


Today, the chicken giant revealed that for a limited time only they would be giving away free Extra Crispy Sunscreen. That's right, you would not only be protected from the sun, but smell like chicken. And if that doesn't get people to talk to you I don't know what will.

Check out the sunscreen ad below:


KFC gave away a bunch of free bottles online, but if you weren't quick enough you will never know how smelling like chicken all day feels like. You can always just lather yourself in chicken grease. There's always that.

Well, here's hoping KFC hands out some more free chicken-smelling sunscreen soon, or we'll all have to wait for their chicken cologne.

h/t Inverse

Well, at least the sunscreen was better than this: KFC Tried A Dick Joke On Twitter And It Completely Backfired

 

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Baseball Player Hits Grand Slam, Smashes Own Car Window In The Process

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Well, this is just one way to go from pure elation to pure sadness with one swing of the bat.

While baseball player Brandon Thomas of the Gateway Grizzlies probably won't be seeing his name on any Major League Baseball box score, he can at least be happy that he's making the news now, albeit not for the best reason.

On Sunday night, Thomas hit a grand slam to help his team beat the Joliet Slammers (amazing name). But unfortunately for Thomas, his truck also took a beating, as the ball he hit smashed his own windshield. Take a look at the results below thanks to Twitter:


Now check out the swing that is to blame for Thomas now needing a new windshield:


Nice aim, Brandon.

h/t SB Nation

Now enjoy these: The Greatest Moments In Baseball Fan History

 

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DMX Is Going To Be A Father ... For The 15th Time

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Good lord. Can somebody please make sure DMX knows what a vasectomy is, just in case he isn't aware of the option?

DMX instagram
According to TMZ, the veteran hip-hop artist's 15th child was born on Friday night -- a boy named Exodus Simmons (daddy's real name is Earl Simmons). The mother is DMX's longtime girlfriend Desiree, and it's her first child.

If you're keeping track at home, 15 kids is three greater than another legendary father -- NFL cornerback Antonio Cromartie. And this news gives us an excuse to show this hilarious clip once more:


More from Mandatory: 11 Totally Adorable Facts About Hardcore Gangsta Rappers

 

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Moron Attempts Backflip In Restaurant And Doesn't Even Come Close To Landing It

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Usually when you go to a restaurant where they make you order from the counter, you pass the time in line by either studying the menu, reminiscing about the killer night you and your boys just had or playing "Minecraft."

Or if you're this clown, you try to do a backflip off of a dividing wall for some reason. Let's see how that turned out for him:


"This is the third time it's happened, man!"

"Just today?"

"No, no in the last month."

Sorry, bud. At this point, there's just no way around it and no other way to put it: You're a fucking idiot.

h/t Daily Mail

Backflipping into a crowd of drunk spring breakers. I mean, what could possibly go wrong? Guess What Happened When This Spring Breaker Decided To Do A Backflip Off His Truck

 

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Lindsey Vonn's Dog Chewed Up Her Workout Pants And Can You Say Best Dog Ever?

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For whatever reason, Marv Albert and dogs like to chew on things. Hell, the first night I slept over at my wife's apartment, her purse dog almost chewed through one of the straps on my brand new North Face backpack, and I was obviously none to pleased about the incident.

Well, Lindsey Vonn's dog also likes to chew on shit from time to time, and this week, her pooch decided it was a good time to gnaw on a pair of her workout pants. Surprisingly, that didn't stop Vonn from wearing them to her workout anyway:

A photo posted by Lindsey Vonn (@lindseyvonn) on


Um, good boy?

Naturally, a fair amount of comments left on Vonn's Instagram page were beyond pervy and likely would have given Mother Teresa a heart attack if she was still ticking. Like these two, for example:

Lindsey Vonn dog pants eating

Lindsey Vonn dog pants eating
Yeah, if you're apologizing to your mom before you hit send, don't hit send, buddy.

h/t Barstool Sports

Lindsey Vonn doing almost-naked pull-ups? Yes, please: Watch Lindsey Vonn Do Pull-Ups Virtually In The Nude

 

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Here Are Your Winners From The Adult Empire Orgasmic Games

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No offense to the Olympics, but this medal ceremony seems like it would be just a tad more exciting.

According to Adult Empire (link NSFW), the people have spoken, and the gold, silver and bronze medals have been awarded to dozens of lucky porn stars for their performances in "athletic events" such as anal, gang bang, blow job and bondage scenes.

Orgasmic Games award winners announced
Your gold medal winner for best gang bang scene? You guessed it: A.J. Applegate for her work in the second scene of "My First Black Gang Bang." Aubrey Star pulled down the silver medal for her "work" in "Flesh Hunter 13," while Karmen Karma earned a bronze for her unforgettable performance in "DP Masters 3."

Dani Daniels nabbed the gold medal in the athletes category for her brilliant maneuvering in "Sporty Girls 4," while Mia Malkova took home the coveted gold medal for best blow job in the game-changing skin flick "Fucking Flexible."

And if you're so inclined to see the still shot of the scene that helped her capture the gold, you'll totally understand why that's the title of the movie.

They sure love their stepsisters in Minnesota: Here Are The Top Porn Searches And Categories By State

 

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Today's Funny Photos

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Today is a special day for me: It's my first batch of funny photos ever. So all you nice folks get to kick back and laugh at all the photos I've reeled in for you. And if you don't find any of them funny just force out a laugh because my crumbling self-esteem needs it. After your laughs, be sure to check out our Twitterand Instagram because we're self-promoting whores.

Bryan's Funnies

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Bryan's Funnies
Get some more Funny Photos on Mandatory, folks.

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You need to check out more Funny Photos on Mandatory and ignore your duties.

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Take a chance on some more Funny Photos on Mandatory.

 

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It Doesn't Get Much Trashier Than These Facebook Posts

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There are certain topics of conversation that are best left to oneself. Namely, all of the following posts that people thought were appropriate to display on Facebook for the world to see. Brace yourselves, for what you are about to witness cannot be unwitnessed. However, you will feel better about your own life when it's all said and done, so that's at least something.

trashy facebook, wtf facebook
Believe it or not, this is about as tame as it gets.


trashy facebook, wtf facebook
Aww, how adorable -- I mean, deplorable.


trashy facebook, wtf facebook
#HouseArrestLife


trashy facebook, wtf facebook
You could have just "Liked" the first comment and called it a day, lady.


trashy facebook, wtf facebook
You want potential employers to know you're a caring father, don't you?


trashy facebook, wtf facebook
Is it possible she slept with all 10 of them, or was this the only picture she had?


trashy facebook, wtf facebook
You can always count on the comments section for solid advice you didn't ask for.


trashy facebook, wtf facebook
Come on! How were four photos necessary!?


trashy facebook, wtf facebook
Be thankful you don't have to see the eight comments.


trashy facebook, wtf facebook
Really? 17 Likes!?


trashy facebook, wtf facebook
♫ RED ROBIN...YUCK! ♫


trashy facebook, wtf facebook
Jeez, grow up, mom.

...oh...gross.


trashy facebook, wtf facebook
I'll have to check Reddit, but I'm pretty sure that's not what dad jokes are.


trashy facebook, wtf facebook
Points for spelling "diarrhea" right, at least.


trashy facebook, wtf facebook
I could think of a few off the top of my head that are at least on a par.

via eBaum's World

They should fit right in with this crowd: Trashy Mom Selfies And Photos That Prove They Suck At Motherhood

 

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This Kid's Lemonade Stand Has Quite The Twist

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I don't recall ever having a lemonade stand growing up, but that's mainly because I hated the outdoors and the locals weren't exactly people I was eager to interact with as I preferred judging them from a ways away. But since plenty of kids put up lemonade stands, this particular one may be putting them all out of business.

Lillian doesn't just have a typical, crummy lemonade stand, she's added a special twist that's going to keep all the depressed dads of the neighborhood coming back for more. Check it out below:

Lemonade Stand with a twist
Yep, that's right, a shot of vodka.

Lemonade Stand with a twist
Now that's how you start a business.

Lemonade Stand with a twist
That dude and his velcro sandals desperately needs a "forget my troubles" shot.

And hey, Rice Krispies Squares are also pretty damn amazing.

Via imgur

And here's another kid ahead of the game: Smart-Ass Kid 'Cheats' On Test Without Breaking Any Rules At All

 

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What Your Favorite TV Show Says About Your Sex Life

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When it comes to favorite TV shows, you can tell a lot about a person: what makes them laugh, what gets them bingeing hard and, quite possibly, what their experiences typically are in the sack. Based on this batch of popular TV shows, we take a pretty good shot at guessing what it says about your sex life. TV never lies. Now read.

"Game of Thrones"
What Your Favorite TV Show Says About Your Sex Life

"Mad Men"
What Your Favorite TV Show Says About Your Sex Life

"The Bachelor"
What Your Favorite TV Show Says About Your Sex Life

"American Horror Story"
What Your Favorite TV Show Says About Your Sex Life

"Cupcake Wars"
What Your Favorite TV Show Says About Your Sex Life

"Breaking Bad"
What Your Favorite TV Show Says About Your Sex Life

"Animal Kingdom"
What Your Favorite TV Show Says About Your Sex Life

"Bojack Horseman"
What Your Favorite TV Show Says About Your Sex Life

"Lost"
What Your Favorite TV Show Says About Your Sex Life

"Trailer Park Boys"
What Your Favorite TV Show Says About Your Sex Life

"Seinfeld"
What Your Favorite TV Show Says About Your Sex Life

"The Big Bang Theory"
What Your Favorite TV Show Says About Your Sex Life

Now check this out: The Sexual Proclivities Of Each Zodiac Sign

 

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Get Ready To Cringe To Death In This Supercut Of The Most Painfully Awkward Moments In Movie History

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If there is anyone who knows terribly awkward situations, it's me, but even I had a hard time getting through this supercut, as every scene really made me feel the secondhand embarrassment.

Thanks to Burger Fiction, we now get to "enjoy" some of the most awkward moments in movie history. From "Meet the Parents," to "Fargo," to "Anchorman," these moments will make you feel a little bit better about that awkward moment you found yourself in recently. Take a look at the video below:


Although to be fair, there are enough awkward moments in the last week of my life to fill up a 10-minute video, too.

And now here's this random gem: Matthew McConaughey Making A Bunch Of Bizarre Noises Supercut

 

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