These Photos Will Not End Well, Vol. 2

That's why you don't buy ATVs made in America.

I would actually watch figure skating if they attempted more of this.

This is why exercise is bad for you.

Let's hope no one kicks the bucket so this guy won't kick the bucket.

Good dog.

This is what happens when Mark Zuckerberg is your spotter.

This cat is about to no longer be a fan of that fan.

This is why you're supposed to stay away from women who have a lot of baggage.

Seems perfectly safe.

This actually looks exactly like the one surge protector in my living room.

Cat makes noise that scares the crap out of its owners in 3...2...1...

"Hey there ladies, what brings you to the pa-rgdgwsh-dyjrktkrraaAAAAAAAH!"

What is the opposite of fast and furious?

These idiots deserve what's coming to them.

Someone's gonna end up in a lot of pane. Get it? Pane! Let's move on...

Not too sure what caused this accident. Looks to me like the driver just got tired. Get it? Tired!

Perfect. He can use all the money he saved not hiring a professional to pay his medical bills.

Accidents happen for a reason.

I'm less concerned about the cats knocking all that stuff over and more concerned about why every thing these people own looks like it came from Middle Earth.

Friendships means never having to say you're saw-ry.

Someone is about to earn himself a trip to the dentist.

You're doing it wrong.