SKYN Condoms From Lifestyles: The Closest Thing to Wearing Nothing
"You do like sex, don't you?" This is an insane ad. It's tough to hack through the BS when she poses that bomb of a question onto our lonely genitals. Yes. I do like sex. She's right. And she's hot. So, she's smart, too. An ad like this would give every man who cooks for one a trip down to the liquor mart to pickup some SKYN condoms.
Scor.dk: Don't Rely on Cupid
An absolute gem in advertising for a dating site; this commercial plays as an entertaining short film. People searching for love or an occasional date often pray to the unseen, hoping a mythical centaur answers in the form of a hot mate who ACTUALLY likes you. We rely on these false hopes, believing that love is built on fate. The dating site Scor.dk busts this myth in a poetic and humorous manner that makes any lonely loser want to sign up in the hopes for something tangible.
BWVAKTBOOM: Boyfriend Went Vegan and Knocked the Bottom out of Me
PETA misses the boat on this one. I get the joke: boyfriend goes vegan and is a sex God worthy of orgasms who can cause his girlfriend to shoot back and knock the fuck out of her head on the wall. The problem for me is: it's a lie. Everyone knows that any animal who eats meat is much better in the sack. Vegan people are "lovers." Meat eaters are "fuckers." I'll take fucking any day of the week.
Ladbrokes.dk: Gymnastics
Here's a commercial for a futbol gambling site. It's always a swell time when you're watching something that's supposed to be so "graceful" and "timeless" like gymnastics or figure skating being absolutely destroyed by drunk, meat-eating hoodlums. Sure, it's been done many times. But it simply never gets old (even if it is for a sport Americans can give a fuck about).
Aila: Someone Here Needs to be Responsible
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As a fan of all things kink, I have to say dogs is one of the things I do not find to be a turn-on. Nonetheless, this is an effective, simple and cute ad. It's funny because these dogs are fucking. But it's cute. Because it's dogs. Imagine if we replaced these dogs with humans or aardvarks. Not so cute anymore, eh?
The Magic Fun Store in Tuscon: Just a Unicorn Humping a Dolphin
Great. Cute. A viral video about a horny unicorn fantasizing about humping a dolphin. Yes. A little long (especially for the Internet) but this is the type of commercial I wish would air during the Super Bowl. It's got everything: catchy tune, poor animation and unicorns. What else is needed? What it has to do with a Magic store? It has everything to do with a magic store.
Baygon: The Dream (Don't Let a Mosquito Ruin Your Night)
I don't know how many times a mosquito has fucked shit up for me, but this one takes the cake. It's a bold move for a mosquito repellant company to somehow make a commercial involving sex and how not buying their product will fuck up your sex life. I now spray Baygon even if I'm nowhere near the woods.
Learn to Speak English: Megan Fox Island
Look, I know a lot of people who actually don't find Megan Fox hot. Most of those people also don't find pornstars hot. I am one of those people who hope to one day marry a pornstar. So Megan Fox for me is hot. If there was ever a time to speak English it'd be in this commercial just to be able to ask Ms. Fox, "Do you do anal?"
Moe's Southwest Grill: Microwaves Ruin Everything
Telling a single guy that microwaves ruin everything is like stabbing their best friend in the balls. But as much as we appreciate and love our microwaves...deep down we know it sucks. Microwaves usually mean cooking for one; you're single; it's Friday night and you just finished jerking off for the fifth time. This advertisement demonstrates how much microwaves suck in a manly fashion: blowing shit up.
HIV/AIDS Awareness Ad
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Man, would this be comforting. To know what dick and harry were in the girl you're contemplating about slaying. It makes me think about the 20 guys that have graced this beautiful lady. It makes me not want to go down on her. And who is Matti Virtanen??! I hate that guy.
"You do like sex, don't you?" This is an insane ad. It's tough to hack through the BS when she poses that bomb of a question onto our lonely genitals. Yes. I do like sex. She's right. And she's hot. So, she's smart, too. An ad like this would give every man who cooks for one a trip down to the liquor mart to pickup some SKYN condoms.
Scor.dk: Don't Rely on Cupid
An absolute gem in advertising for a dating site; this commercial plays as an entertaining short film. People searching for love or an occasional date often pray to the unseen, hoping a mythical centaur answers in the form of a hot mate who ACTUALLY likes you. We rely on these false hopes, believing that love is built on fate. The dating site Scor.dk busts this myth in a poetic and humorous manner that makes any lonely loser want to sign up in the hopes for something tangible.
BWVAKTBOOM: Boyfriend Went Vegan and Knocked the Bottom out of Me
PETA misses the boat on this one. I get the joke: boyfriend goes vegan and is a sex God worthy of orgasms who can cause his girlfriend to shoot back and knock the fuck out of her head on the wall. The problem for me is: it's a lie. Everyone knows that any animal who eats meat is much better in the sack. Vegan people are "lovers." Meat eaters are "fuckers." I'll take fucking any day of the week.
Ladbrokes.dk: Gymnastics
Here's a commercial for a futbol gambling site. It's always a swell time when you're watching something that's supposed to be so "graceful" and "timeless" like gymnastics or figure skating being absolutely destroyed by drunk, meat-eating hoodlums. Sure, it's been done many times. But it simply never gets old (even if it is for a sport Americans can give a fuck about).
Aila: Someone Here Needs to be Responsible
As a fan of all things kink, I have to say dogs is one of the things I do not find to be a turn-on. Nonetheless, this is an effective, simple and cute ad. It's funny because these dogs are fucking. But it's cute. Because it's dogs. Imagine if we replaced these dogs with humans or aardvarks. Not so cute anymore, eh?
The Magic Fun Store in Tuscon: Just a Unicorn Humping a Dolphin
Great. Cute. A viral video about a horny unicorn fantasizing about humping a dolphin. Yes. A little long (especially for the Internet) but this is the type of commercial I wish would air during the Super Bowl. It's got everything: catchy tune, poor animation and unicorns. What else is needed? What it has to do with a Magic store? It has everything to do with a magic store.
Baygon: The Dream (Don't Let a Mosquito Ruin Your Night)
I don't know how many times a mosquito has fucked shit up for me, but this one takes the cake. It's a bold move for a mosquito repellant company to somehow make a commercial involving sex and how not buying their product will fuck up your sex life. I now spray Baygon even if I'm nowhere near the woods.
Learn to Speak English: Megan Fox Island
Look, I know a lot of people who actually don't find Megan Fox hot. Most of those people also don't find pornstars hot. I am one of those people who hope to one day marry a pornstar. So Megan Fox for me is hot. If there was ever a time to speak English it'd be in this commercial just to be able to ask Ms. Fox, "Do you do anal?"
Moe's Southwest Grill: Microwaves Ruin Everything
Telling a single guy that microwaves ruin everything is like stabbing their best friend in the balls. But as much as we appreciate and love our microwaves...deep down we know it sucks. Microwaves usually mean cooking for one; you're single; it's Friday night and you just finished jerking off for the fifth time. This advertisement demonstrates how much microwaves suck in a manly fashion: blowing shit up.
HIV/AIDS Awareness Ad
Man, would this be comforting. To know what dick and harry were in the girl you're contemplating about slaying. It makes me think about the 20 guys that have graced this beautiful lady. It makes me not want to go down on her. And who is Matti Virtanen??! I hate that guy.