The Best Food Sculptures Ever Created

Sooner or later, McDonald's fries will kill you. 

See?

The halftime show takes place in the bathroom. And it's explosive. 

We're usually not ones for spiders in our foods, but this looks both delicious and very artistic.

You'll have more trouble than usual kicking the dog off this sofa. 

Eat too many of these and Scottie won't be able to beam you up anymore. 

Do not mess with Vikings. Unless they're sailing in edible ships, then they quickly become a very reasonable people.

The same thing happens in your stomach if you eat the seeds.

The real couch potato.

I Scream, you Scream, we all Scream...

This is made out of the average amount of bubble gum a major league baseball player goes through in one inning.

Trust us, you don't have a chance with her

Just poo it. 

This guy will literally cut carbs out of your diet.

This is the number one selling map among college freshman. 

Raw fish is gross enough, but raw Kittie?

Why the long face?

Hoo wants watermelon?

You know what they say: if you can't solve it, eat it. 

"Why, Johnnie!? Why?!"

Beethoven's 5th sounds delicious when played on this tiny piano. 

You can't blame him. He just saw someone slice into a pumpkin pie.

This guy always keeps his eyes peeled for any suspicious activity.

"If you want fresh squeezed juice, it's gonna take a while. Unless you wanna get off your ass and lend a hand."

Word on the street is that this thing has killer battery life.

Summer BBQs aren't fun for everyone. 

"Is that a banana under the sheets or are you just happy to see me?"

It's called a "head of lettuce" for a reason.

You're going to want to get the warranty if you buy one of these strollers.

Fox's series When Fruit Attacks was short-lived and bloody.

Need to put some meat on those bones. 

This is why you don't compare apples and oranges.

Better hurry up and eat that egg before it turns into something a lot less appetizing.