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People love vanity plates. Some use them to inform everyone of their family name and how many members are in it (JONES 4), or to show off a unique personality trait (CRZYGUY). But the fact remains that no matter the cost, people will throw down to get those personalized license plates. The problem is, most of them are awful. Drivers should save the cash and just take the state-issued assortment of letters and numbers--but they don't. Here are more of the worst vanity license plates ever.
IFARTED
Couldn't have started out with anything more appropriate.
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NOT OJ
If it were 1994, it would be very important to make this clear.
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BRAAINS
This is what happens when you let walkers from "The Walking Dead" work at the DMV.
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IAMLATE
These are the vanity plates you don't want to receive from your girlfriend.
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CRAMPED
Same for these.
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(B)ITCHES
Not only is this guy a poor Bengals fan, but if you aren't close enough to his car you would just assume he has a bad rash.
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COP B8
Soon to be JAIL B8.
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UP OURS
You're doing it wrong, driver in Virginia.
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BLOND (upside down)
You're doing it wro -- No wait, that seems about right.
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BKRPTCY
Now that's something to brag about on your vanity plates.
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NOTDUMB
Another politician trying to deceive us.
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4BIDN4 2
Speaking of politicians, is this person saying something is forbidden for two, or are they fans of Joe Biden and want him for two more years?
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GOES211
We are not calling this reference to "This Is Spinal Tap" terrible, but there is a terrible story behind these vanity plates. Turns out a man in Washington was offended by GOES211, thinking that it was insinuating that the driver's penis could grow to 11 inches. Fortunately, the Department of Licensing reviewed the complaint and let the plates stand.
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HARD4GOD
The Lord works in mysterious ways.
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PSYMGNT
Psy magnet? This driver in Maryland must have been a fan of the entertainer long before the "Gangnam Style" craze.
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TIMMAY
Shout out to South Park fans.
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EATTHE (Kids First)
Whatever you have to do to survive in Virginia.
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MANOPOZ
Zero to 60 in one hot flash.
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UMADBRO
Nothing is more timeless than a meme, so why not get one like "U mad bro?" stamped on your plates for all eternity?
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MS PURPL
Guy on date: So, tell me more about yourself.
Ms. Purple: Well, as you can tell from my outfit, I really love the color purple. Not the movie, just the color. People call me Ms. Purple and I even have vanity license plates that say that!
Guy on date: Excuse me for a minute; I have to use the restroom.
[Guy on date walks away, sneaks out the back of the restaurant and leaves, never to return.]
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NERD
Alert!
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DRTHVDR
Judging by these plates, this guy is a virgin. Thus, not the father of Luke, or anyone else.
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OVR D EDG
You do not want to ignite a road rage situation with this person.
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