Today in Twitter Typos: Kernel Sanders

Social media has been a terrific way for us all to come together and make fun of people who put their ignorance on display for the whole world to see. Last week, we enjoyed tweets from people who didn't know the difference between "bored" and "board."

This week's collection comes courtesy of a bunch of people who don't realize they're confusing one of the most recognizable American fast food icons with a seed. That's right, it's COLONEL Sanders. Not Kernel.

Quoting Adam Sandler movies is bad enough as is, but it's even worse when you can't spell:

Professor: "looks like mamas wrong again."Bobby: "No Kernel Sanders you're wrong."

- Landon Gray (@landongray97) March 6, 2013

You're also too drunk to spell "colonel" correctly:

As the great kernel sanders once said. I'm to drunk to taste this chicken.

- Cameron Bond (@Bondie69) March 12, 2013

And not obsessed enough with spelling:

I'm more obsessed with breast and thighs than Kernel Sanders.

- Mark Diaz (@Bazaar_Man) March 12, 2013

I hope Mr. Mueller isn't your English teacher:

I swear mr mueller could look like kernel sanders from KFC if he dressed like him .

- Mitch Clemens (@mitchclemens1) March 11, 2013

I don't even get what this means:

Kernel Sanders must live in my neighborhood cuz all they have down here is church's chicken but I smell KFC...I mean this is the south.

- Joseph Julian Soria (@JJSoria) January 12, 2013

If you were going to misspell a famous person's name, whose name would it be?:

If you could meet a famous person, whom would you like to meet?... - Kernel sanders ask.fm/a/1p7ll299

- Tyree Harriott (@tyreeluvchicken) December 30, 2012

Maybe spend less time playing "Draw Something" and more time playing "Spell Something":

This is supposed to be kernel sanders.. If anyone wants to play with me haha sen_m twitter.com/sen_m/status/1...

- Ksenia (@sen_m) March 16, 2012

 

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