When future generations dig up the Internet, they will find the fossils of EverythingIsTerrible.com, a site that culls through old, totally insane informercials, commercials and VHS videos to remind us how stupid we all were just a few years ago. The full video of this awesome Internet commercials is below. Note the total lack of acknowledgement of porn. (There was porn on the Internet in the '90s.) (Don't ask how I know.) (... I watched it.)