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When it comes to television, nothing good can last forever, unless you're "General Hospital" or "The Simpsons." Even then, you're pushing it after more than two decades of work. With "30 Rock" and "Fringe" already in the can after short-lived final seasons, it's time to focus on the rest of the notable departures from TV we will have to endure in 2013. Let's hope they go out with a bang.
The Office (May 16)
A pioneer in successful laugh-track free mockumentaries to air in America will soon be off the air. NBC's golden goose ever since shows like "Seinfeld" and "Friends" went off the air and the network's highest rated series for nine seasons will say goodbye on May 16, 2013, which also happens to be its 200th episode.
This begs many questions. Will Michael Scott return? Will he be pregnant if he does return? What about Ryan (B.J. Novak) and the Indian girl who somehow got her own show? Will Jim and Pam realize their relationship is fictional, and pretty much worthless to the show now? Will Andy lock it down with Erin? Will Erin lock it down with the young Jim Halpert type? Is the young Dwight-like intern the future of television? If so, should we just throw our TVs away? Will Meredith finally give us a full frontal?
So many questions to be answered, but luckily the finale will be an hour long in order to figure it all out.
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Breaking Bad (Season 5 returns July 14, finale in early September)
It's becoming clear, (blue) crystal clear, that this finale will go down in the record books as possibly the biggest TV drama finale in history. Aaron Paul and Bryan Cranston return for the final eight episodes of Vince Gilligan's maniacal meth series "Breaking Bad."
The final season was split into two short seasons after the creators had a skirmish with AMC about continuing the show. If any story needed a clear ending, this would be the deserving one, but Gilligan left off the fourth season in a way that could have satisfied fans if the show hadn't been picked up.
The first half of the final season ended with D.E.A. agent/brother-in-law of the drug lord himself, Hank, finding out about Walt's dirty little chemistry experiment. The mid-season premiere will likely start with Walt on the run, changing his name and buying big guns, hopefully for killing Skylar (she's the worst!).
The only question is just how it will end for Walter White. Some say that Jesse (Aaron Paul) should be the one to kill him. Others think it'd be good if everybody died but Walt, leaving him alone with nothing but regret. Whatever happens, we trust Gilligan has it just right, per usual.
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Parks and Recreation (unknown)
Out of thin air, NBC ordered up 22 more episodes of "Parks and Recreation" this year, but tacked on a footnote that this would be the show's fifth and final season. Kid sister to "The Office," this show has seemingly become more of the fan favorite with its endless list of ace characters and Jerry moments.
Unfortunately, NBC is losing grip with its current shows, most of which are on the way out. "Parks and Rec" was considered for a shortened season like "Community" and "30 Rock," but proved worthy of a full season to match "The Office."
All we know to expect after the blessed union of Amy Poehler and Adam Scott's characters is that the Pawnee craziness will continue for at least a few more episodes. The real tragedy will come when we are no longer treated to a consistent viewing of Ron Swanson. Breakfast foods will never taste the same again.
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Arrested Development (May 4 on Netflix)
Back just long enough to go away on the same day, this binge viewing of one of the best canceled shows in the history of television has made a roaring comeback. Since the show's success lied heavily on DVD sales in the aftermath of its demise, it will try a new venue for our viewing pleasure, Netflix, for its release.
Coming back with 14 episodes (originally planned for 10), the show has a lot of ground to cover with each Bluth character, building up to its finale and then rolling into at least one film.
Expect failed magic tricks, a possible grown-up relationship for Michael Cera and double fisting martinis in this new season. It's safe to say this will be the comedy event of the year, beginning on May 4 and probably ending on May 4, for most fans.
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Community
The NBC stepchild comedy has just returned for a shortened, final season. To this, we inquire as to what the point is. Ratings were already down before the show returned out of the blue and now with Chevy Chase being written off, it's clearly the end for the peacock's secondhand show.
The "Glee" meets "The Office" type comedy will be lucky to get through the entire season with any viewers left, since it has struggled since conception to find its target audience. Maybe it was just picked up by the wrong network or perhaps the lack of a Steve Carell-caliber lead character hurt it. It's hard to say, but this will definitely be the last run for "Community" on NBC.
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666 Park Avenue (Summer)
The short-lived ABC horror series costarring "Lost" star Terry O'Quinn and a group of extraordinarily B-list actors will be closing up shop by summer 2013. The show, based loosely on the Gabriella Pierce novel followed a new couple into the Drake Hotel of Upper East Side Manhattan.
The show was picked up for a shortened 13-episode season, the first nine of which aired but quickly dropped off after the premiere. The show will return with its final episodes and definitive ending for the summer, which will please its three fans.
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Life's Too Short (Summer)
The understated Ricky Gervais HBO series with so much downplayed humor that it was almost awkward to sit through has come and gone. The show was actually rather funny, if you get humor and have a sense of it, with uneasy conversations between Gervais's right-hand midget friend, Warwick Davis, and the likes of Johnny Depp and Liam Neeson.
The show, canceled after only seven episodes, was considered for a special later this year, which HBO granted despite the show's lacking in ratings. This is probably due to the strong affinity people have for Ricky Gervais and his ability to make people feel strange things. If only Steve Carell had done an Americanized remake of this, then they'd really have something.
Expect the special hopefully in the summer, jam-packed with British accents and dry humor.
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Ben and Kate (finale date still unknown)
This show needs little introduction, because if you've seen the Fox flop, you'd understand why the final three unaired episodes will probably never see the light of day. The show was ordered up for 18 episodes, but with six left in production, the network pulled it due to its staggering ability to suck.
But get this: Fox is bringing the sitcom back. The second life will begin on April 27th as part of their late Saturday night lineup. However, only "Ben and Kate" reruns will air, and it is unclear if the three originals yet to be broadcast ever will be. If you care that much, stay tuned, but we know you know better.
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Boss
The boss may be out of the office for a while, but he'll be back in soon enough to ruin your weekend. The Kelsey Grammer-led Starz program about a Chicago mayor that loses his job and his mind ended in late 2012. But the "Cheers" actor and sole successful spin-off star of television is now being considered for a run in the movie box office.
The show, known for its slow but steady ratings and solid cast, were not welcomed back for a third season, but executives feel the show had enough promise to return in 2013 for a two-hour movie conclusion. How the ending will be presented is undetermined, but we can hope for Grammer to return as Beast from "X-Men" to make it a character crossover classic.
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Dexter (late 2013)
You'll have to wait a few extra months, but by the end of 2013, your favorite serial killer will be dead, too. Michael C. Hall's "Dexter" character has given himself just enough rope to hang himself by the end of season eight, coming this September.
Although the show continues to do well, almost carrying Showtime in the fall months, Hall has said he's done after the eighth season, and since he kind of is this show, that should be a wrap for the Miami forensics specialist turned killer turned dad.
*Spoiler alert* Last season ended with Debra killing off her lieutenant in lieu of Dexter, leaving the characters in the weirdest place they've been to date, and that includes when Deb told her brother she was in love with him.
If they're going for a poetic ending, it would be his son now old enough to understand who Dexter really is and be the one to kill Dexter, leaving the story open for a legacy of serial killing. But in all honesty, he might just slip on a banana peel and fall on an open dishwasher, or finally sleep with his sister and contract a fatal sexually transmitted disease. That'll really teach people a lesson. Time will tell.
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