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One of the most crucial elements in advertising a horror movie is having a catchy title. You want something that immediately strikes fear into the heart of the audience and leaves them desperate to delve into the terrifying depths of the film. Some like to keep it short and intriguing like "Saw," "Halloween," or "Sinister," while other classics like "The Last House on the Left" or "A Nightmare on Elm Street" will forever haunt our dreams. This list, however, is far from that. These are the most ridiculous horror movie titles you'll come across. This is the absolute bottom of the horror barrel.
Sometimes Aunt Martha Does Dreadful Things
None of those words are scary at all and there's nothing terrifying about your aunt.
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The Gingerdead Man
Even sticking Gary Busey in the title can't save this horrible gingerbread man pun.
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Please Don't Eat My Mother
"Please Don't Eat My Mother" is a little too polite to really strike up fear. Also the guy on the cover is chasing what looks like kittens with a butterfly net.
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Ghost in the Invisible Bikini
Quick question, how do you know she's wearing an invisible bikini? Isn't she just naked at that point?
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The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed Up Zombies
"The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed Up Zombies" wins the award for most unnecessary words in a title. Also what is a mixed up zombie as opposed to just a regular zombie?
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Fat Guy Goes Nutzoid!!
Well thanks for spoiling the entire plot in the title of your film, "Fat Guy Goes Nutzoid!!"
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Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter
That certainly does not look like Frankenstein's daughter on the cover and it also certainly does not look like Frankenstein.
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"Sssssss"
This has to be a result of the most lazy marketing meeting in the history of cinema.
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Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead
I guess Poultrygeist works as a pun, but adding "Night of the Chicken Dead" doesn't make sense. So just a bunch of chickens died that night? OK.
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Surf Nazis Must Die
I think this is something that we can all agree on. The world would be a much better place without those Nazis taking up all the good waves!
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The House That Drips Blood On Alex
Maybe call a repairman? I don't know, have Alex move to a different room? Seems like there are quite a few solutions to this problem.
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P.S. Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things
While it is excellent advice, Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things could probably have done without the P.S. at the beginning.
