This Week's 20 Most Inappropriately Hilarious Tweets

@SpaceJamb

You can smoke on the toilet in prison - doesn't seem like such a bad place now, does it?

@Marty3point0

Bought a shirt with three wolves on it. Aggressively seeking high fives from strangers.

@NickBossRoss

Let us not judge a man based on the color of his skin, but by which character he picks in Super Smash Bros.

@Superfluously

I doubt panda bears would be an endangered species if we didn't keep turning them into soccer balls.

@thelaurenobrien

Ever since my friend came back from New Orleans she's been pronouncing all her French words with herpes on her mouth.

@JensenClan88

It just hit me that everyone I know COULD be in Slipknot.

@knifesex

I ran out of silver bullets so I just threw a Coors Light at a werewolf.

@NikkiGlaser

Barista: Can I get your name?

Me: Nikki.

Barista: Dicky?

Dicky: Yeah, that's fine.

@HelloCullen

I feel like Kevin Smith's clothes were all originally wardrobe from a movie about a rapping hip-hop bear.

@justinshanes

Me: Light on the mayo."

Subway employee: "MAAAYOOOOOOO!!!!!%#!!!"

@MrEmilyHeller

I guess "Looking at strangers' wedding photos at 2am" was a little wordy for a URL so they went with Facebook instead.

@frenchielaboozi

I eat a lot of wrappers accidentally cause they are in my way

@batsly

The most awkward deathbed is probably a waterbed.

"I love you...*passes away*"

*wobbles for two minutes*

@ikebarinholtz

Was about to have some berries and greek yogurt but decided to go with one hundred onion rings

@EireannDolan

Daaaamn girl is your name Katrina because my lower 9th just flooded.

@asimplemachine

FUN ACTIVITY: When someone identifies his/herself as "awkward", say, "Oh, me too!" and put your entire hand in his/her mouth.

@joshcomers

Where do babies come from? Mostly, NFL players.