Misunderstood Spider: A Hilarious Meme Gallery

Hi, I mummified this cricket for you. You don't like mummified crickets. Gotcha.

Can you help? I got a bit tangled in your hair. Screaming and slapping me is not working.

Someone dusts. Oh God, my house!

Hello human housemate! I see you've recently had a beautiful child! I have an egg sac here that will soon bear my beautiful children! Is that a new lighter?

My family is cold and misunderstood. Can we crash in the corner tonight? Or squish my wife. That's cool too.

Hey dude, pretty sure I just got the last of the flies so, you know, you can put down that fly swatter.

Hey man, there was a wasp in here but I got him. I know how you hate wasps and you know I'm always looking out for you...what's the book for?

Hi! I just finished eating all the flies, keeping away the ants and drove away the termites. Oh sure, I'd love to read the paper!

That was really nice of you to help out that caterpillar. I'm happy to be around somebody who respects the sanctity of life of all creatures...please put that boot down.

Meow. Just kidding. I'm a spider.

Hey, I'm going to lurk around your bed tonight...because I've noticed a mosquito is buzzing around your ear when you sleep.

I only wanted to hug you with all eight of my arms.

Oh hey there. Welcome to the neighborhood. What's with the kleenex?

What a fine evening to hang above your head while you are reading. I notice that you are holding the book wrong. It seems to be speeding towards me.