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Twitter1 of 20Another week, another batch of inappropriately hilarious tweets compiled just for you. Be sure to follow these guys and gals, and check back here every week for more jokes you can tell your friends and pretend you came up with them yourself. They'll think you're hilarious, but inside you'll be cold and dead.
Follow @robfee on Twitter.
Homeless people aren't nearly as depressing if you just think of them as really ambitious campers.
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Twitter2 of 20"Mommy! There's a monster under my bed!"
"That's silly. There's no mOH GOD! IT'S TEARING MY ARM! Kidding. He only eats kid. Goodnight."
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Twitter3 of 20I just saw a Mexican Ghostbuster chasing a ghost who looked EXACTLY like a pile of leaves.
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Twitter4 of 20There are children in Africa who have to poop without reading tweets on their phones.
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Clik here to view.Twitter5 of 20My vagina is like an onion - delicious, but nobody wants to eat it in case they have to kiss their girlfriend later :(
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Clik here to view.Twitter6 of 20The way I react when my alarm clock goes off can best be described as "17-year-old girl being denied a curfew extension."
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Clik here to view.Twitter7 of 20"What if I urinated in a Sprite?" Inventor of Mountain Dew
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Clik here to view.Twitter8 of 20Drugs are bad, but feelings are worse.
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Clik here to view.Twitter9 of 20Frankly, I'm starting to feel a little self-conscious about the fact that I've never been punched by Chris Brown.
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Clik here to view.Twitter10 of 20"Honey, I'm home!" - a very lonely bear
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Clik here to view.Twitter11 of 20JUST REALIZED SHARKS CAN'T EVEN PLAY CONNECT FOUR FUCK EVERYTHING MY PAINTING IS RUINED
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Clik here to view.Twitter12 of 20If the government takes away our guns, how will we stop bigfoot from attacking us in the night? Knives won't stop him...
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Clik here to view.Twitter13 of 20Johnny Depp talks like a guy who wonders what he'd sound like with a British accent.
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Clik here to view.Twitter14 of 20"I love Foursquare!" - burglars
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Clik here to view.Twitter15 of 20If Lil Wayne passed out while you were partying, you could draw a dick on his face and he probably wouldn't notice for like, 2 weeks.
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Clik here to view.Twitter16 of 20I love how rednecks proudly display the reasons I should hate them on the back of their trucks.
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Clik here to view.Twitter17 of 20Even just turning on private browsing gets me halfway there guys
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Clik here to view.Twitter18 of 20Sext: I am a Dan Brown novel and you do me in my plot-hole. "Wow," I yell in ecstacy, "this makes no sense at all"
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Clik here to view.Twitter19 of 20Apparently when someone tells you they're pregnant, "why" is not an acceptable response.
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Clik here to view.Twitter20 of 20Next: Last Week's Most Hilarious TweetsAt some point One Direction will fan out into like five different directions you have been warned.
