This Week's 20 Most Inappropriately Hilarious Tweets

@YUCKYBOT

"Mommy! There's a monster under my bed!"

"That's silly. There's no mOH GOD! IT'S TEARING MY ARM! Kidding. He only eats kid. Goodnight."

@OuterJohn

I just saw a Mexican Ghostbuster chasing a ghost who looked EXACTLY like a pile of leaves.

@mzeld

There are children in Africa who have to poop without reading tweets on their phones.

@shiraselko

My vagina is like an onion - delicious, but nobody wants to eat it in case they have to kiss their girlfriend later :(

@BeerBatterBeard

The way I react when my alarm clock goes off can best be described as "17-year-old girl being denied a curfew extension."

@VocabuLarry

"What if I urinated in a Sprite?" Inventor of Mountain Dew

@Im_Tricia

Drugs are bad, but feelings are worse.

@RexHuppke

Frankly, I'm starting to feel a little self-conscious about the fact that I've never been punched by Chris Brown.

@Nardster

"Honey, I'm home!" - a very lonely bear

@SeanBlazed

JUST REALIZED SHARKS CAN'T EVEN PLAY CONNECT FOUR FUCK EVERYTHING MY PAINTING IS RUINED

@MarieColette

If the government takes away our guns, how will we stop bigfoot from attacking us in the night? Knives won't stop him...

@glenyrd

Johnny Depp talks like a guy who wonders what he'd sound like with a British accent.

@RitleySammich

"I love Foursquare!" - burglars

@lazerdoov

If Lil Wayne passed out while you were partying, you could draw a dick on his face and he probably wouldn't notice for like, 2 weeks.

@snowness

I love how rednecks proudly display the reasons I should hate them on the back of their trucks.

@Kpartyawesome

Even just turning on private browsing gets me halfway there guys

@TriciaLockwood

Sext: I am a Dan Brown novel and you do me in my plot-hole. "Wow," I yell in ecstacy, "this makes no sense at all"

@13spencer

Apparently when someone tells you they're pregnant, "why" is not an acceptable response.