The Funniest Roommate Notes Ever

Let this be a lesson to all you note writers out there: just because you write a note, that doesn't mean the issue is resolved. Sometimes you get a written retort.

Um, this note should've just read, "Feel free to burn your bed."

Ashley has some really good friends who clearly care about her.

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

It takes years to work up a good ass-groove in the couch. No note is going to change that.

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Let's just hope he was shaving the right cheeks with those.

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That is one angry piece of burnt toast.

Animal cruelty is a terrible, but necessary, means to getting the dishes done.

How can you take this threat seriously when there's such a nice little heart at the bottom of the note?

If you have to put urine in the refrigerator, this is the safest way to do it.

Seriously, if you do this, you are a bad person.

That is one of the most beautiful haikus I have ever read about dried oatmeal.

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When you really boil it down, Cap'n Crunch is a pirate and he will do whatever he has to in order to protect what's right.

The first note has the amazing drawing, the second note has the amazing snark. I'd say this one is a tie.

And here we begin a play we like to call Who Will Ever Replace The Toilet Paper. It is three acts.

Now the toilet paper challenge has been issued.

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And the challenge has been rebuffed.

This seems like it takes a lot longer than cleaning the fridge.