What I Think I Look Like vs. What I Actually Look Like: A Meme Gallery

Face it, no one looks good working out.

That really covers both ends of the spectrum.

Tony Hawk must be a great guy to go grocery shopping with.

I could totally beat LeBron in a trash can basketball game of H-O-R-S-E.

The real innovation will be when they figure out a way to make Google Glass look as cool as they feel.

Sadly, I look more like Mr. Bean than Brad Pitt in just about everything I do in life.

Everyone loves a sore winner.

The only thing worse than stepping in a bear trap would be stepping in a bear trap made of legos.

The handicapped stall is pretty much the most prime real estate in the men's restroom in any office.

99 percent of the times I've cried in my life have been related to a splinter.

Yep. No one cares.

Every damn morning.

There is no bigger deterrent to a good night's sleep than a laptop light.

Hard lens, soft lens, disposable lens -- it doesn't matter, it's a painful lens.

I think the top version would've made for a way better movie.

There is just no reason to have a tag on any piece of clothing anymore. Especially workout shorts.

Onion rings are indeed very precious.

Will someone please explain why it's called the "funny bone"?

Seriously, enough with the tags.

My orthodontist was right next to a Burger King when I was growing up. It was pure torture walking out of there knowing full well there was no way my mouth would be able to handle a Whopper for at least another week.

Keep your friends close, keep your co-workers closer.

Hyperspeed is the only speed one should drive through a snowstorm.