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Ever since pizza places started offering a "special instructions" section, customers have been doing their best to one up each other with outrageous requests. The pizza places have upped their games, too, responding to all of these ridiculous asks with creativity, talent and lukewarm pizza. These are the best "special instructions" pizza deliveries on the Internet.
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Well, pepperoni and peppers can give you hellish heartburn.
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Well played, Domino's.
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Art is in the eye of the pizza holder.
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Philosoraptor asks all the important questions.
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That is really going the extra mile for your customer.
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This is how MC Escher used to eat his pizza.
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"Open up! We have a piping hot delicious pizza for you!"
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Look out, Louis CK.
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Some requests are just sad.
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I've never seen a wizard use such foul language.
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The definition of an isosceles triangle: a triangle with two equal sides that tastes delicious.
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"None pizza with left beef" looks delicious.
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They're paid to make pizza, not art.
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15 of 15Next: Cats in Captain Hats
This is more amusing than the last ten year's worth of Nic Cage movies.