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1 of 15Ever since pizza places started offering a "special instructions" section, customers have been doing their best to one up each other with outrageous requests. The pizza places have upped their games, too, responding to all of these ridiculous asks with creativity, talent and lukewarm pizza. These are the best "special instructions" pizza deliveries on the Internet.
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2 of 15Well, pepperoni and peppers can give you hellish heartburn.
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3 of 15Well played, Domino's.
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4 of 15Art is in the eye of the pizza holder.
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5 of 15Philosoraptor asks all the important questions.
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6 of 15That is really going the extra mile for your customer.
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Clik here to view.7 of 15This is how MC Escher used to eat his pizza.
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Clik here to view.8 of 15"Open up! We have a piping hot delicious pizza for you!"
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Clik here to view.9 of 15Look out, Louis CK.
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Clik here to view.10 of 15Some requests are just sad.
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Clik here to view.11 of 15I've never seen a wizard use such foul language.
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Clik here to view.12 of 15The definition of an isosceles triangle: a triangle with two equal sides that tastes delicious.
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Clik here to view.13 of 15"None pizza with left beef" looks delicious.
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Clik here to view.14 of 15They're paid to make pizza, not art.
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