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As innocent children, we would watch cartoons thinking that it was a safe harbor from the world of dirty jokes and innuendos that surrounded us. Turns out we were very wrong; we just didn't get the jokes. After searching through countless hours of cartoon footage, here are the 15 dirtiest jokes ever in kids' cartoons.
The Flintstones
"The Flintstones" didn't really play it subtle when Barney Rubble makes this joke about getting a third head. I always assumed Fred would be the more horny of the duo.
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The Powerpuff Girls
"The Powerpuff Girls" was a hit for Cartoon Network in the late '90s, but I don't think this joke was really geared towards kids, as the girl's new neighbor makes a joke about being an accident.
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Rocko's Modern Life
You could probably fill a list with nothing but clips from "Rocko's Modern Life," but the top choice has to be this scene where Rocko accepts a job as a phone sex operator.
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Mighty Mouse
This five-second clip was so bad it caused the entire show to get cancelled after the network received complaints. You can't really blame them: A mouse snorting cocaine probably isn't the best message to send to children.
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Animaniacs
Probably the most infamous joke goes to the "Animaniacs," who were searching for fingerprints but instead made a joke about "fingering Prince." He didn't seem to mind too much, but I'm guessing parents weren't as thrilled.
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2 Stupid Dogs
Skip to the 4:00 mark for quite the sexual joke involving two dogs wondering why people come to a secluded location, only to discover multiple cars rocking via the thrusts of passionate love-making.
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Rugrats
Grandpa Lou decides to show the kids his favorite porn video and tells them he's going to watch it after they go to bed. I am so grossed out by this that I'd like to just move on.
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Dragon Ball Z
I never really watched "Dragon Ball Z" and I'm not 100 percent certain what was supposed to be going on in this scene, but it appears from all the thrusting and struggling that the green fella is getting raped by that magical old man. The line, "Ah yes, this is invigorating! We should have done this sooner!" definitely doesn't help.
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Swat Cats
I don't remember much about the "Swat Cats," but I feel like even as a kid, a cat rubbing his giant bulge would have disturbed me.
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Chowder
In this Cartoon Network series, a tiny monster buys a giant ice cream cone shaped like a penis. When he can't seem to get any ice cream, the cone says he should poke a hole in him and suck the cream out. What's even worse is when Chowder agrees and says it's a great idea, the cone says, "Then tell that to my wife!"
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Rocko's Modern Life
Okay, we had to include at least one more from "Rocko's Modern Life." We not only get a sex joke, but a premature ejaculation joke to boot. How was this show on the air so long?
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SpongeBob SquarePants
While "SpongeBob SquarePants" is loaded with jokes for adults, this one was pretty risqué. SpongeBob tells Patrick that his "genius is showing," to which Patrick responds by looking down and covering his crotch.
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Dexter's Laboratory
We see arms and legs sticking up in the middle of the room and a woman moans, "Honey, I don't think that's gonna fit." Sure, it turns out to be them playing Twister, but we know what was really being referenced.
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Johnny Bravo
Farrah Fawcett made a guest appearance on "Johnny Bravo" and made one of the dirtiest jokes ever on a cartoon. Speaking in that sultry, sexy voice definitely didn't help, either.
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SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob gets caught watching coral porn by his pet snail Gary, then quickly covers it by changing to a football game. Sorry, but coral porn just doesn't do it for me. Never has, and probably never will.
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