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Twitter1 of 20Another week, another batch of inappropriately hilarious tweets compiled just for you. Be sure to follow these guys and gals, and check back here every week for more jokes you can tell your friends and pretend you came up with them yourself. They'll think you're hilarious, but inside you'll be cold and dead.
Follow @robfee on Twitter.
I tried something on today that reminded me to never forget just how close we ALL are to looking like Steven Tyler at any given moment.
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Twitter2 of 20Sometimes if I trip on a crack, I act like it's no biggie by breaking into a jog and don't stop until I'm in a new city with a new life.
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Twitter3 of 20kevin spAC/DC
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Twitter4 of 20Is German roulette where you shoot everyone else?
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Twitter5 of 20If Einstein was so "smart" then why did he die?
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Clik here to view.Twitter6 of 20A female contestant is on Wheel of Fortune. "Give me a D" she says. "She wants the D" Pat Sajak says and then high fives the camera man.
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Clik here to view.Twitter7 of 20WARNING: "There's no wrong way to eat a Reese's" is not a valid defense for indecent exposure.
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Clik here to view.Twitter8 of 20Do they sell Spanx that cover your entire life?
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Clik here to view.Twitter9 of 20*undercover cop knocks* Hi fill out this survey to win a free iPad!
1. name
2. address
3. email
4. where the drugs are
*mustache falls off*
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Clik here to view.Twitter10 of 20[Wu-Tang Pot Luck]
"All I brought was the ruckus."
"Yea, me too."
"Did anyone not bring the ruckus?"
*silence*
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Clik here to view.Twitter11 of 20A tattoo sleeve used to mean you were a biker who would kill. Now it means you're a chef who makes a lovely pork belly with a balsamic drizzle.
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Clik here to view.Twitter12 of 20Every time Nicki Minaj breaks into a British accent, an angel dies.
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Clik here to view.Twitter13 of 20Disney owns Miramax, so the gimp from "Pulp Fiction" is technically a Disney Princess.
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Clik here to view.Twitter14 of 20The MTV teen mom's sex tape is called "Backdoor Teen Mom" ironically if she used the backdoor she wouldn't be a teen mom.
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Clik here to view.Twitter15 of 20Some d-bag just gave us the bird for some reason, so I gave him "JAZZ hands!" He seemed very confused. Try it!
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Clik here to view.Twitter16 of 20Cat hair is lonely people glitter.
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Clik here to view.Twitter17 of 20@Verlieren
Don't start fist fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
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Clik here to view.Twitter18 of 20Pretty cute how my ex is trying to get me back by posting photos of him & his wife on their honeymoon.
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Clik here to view.Twitter19 of 20When a Facebook friend says their hamster died, it takes all of my power not to comment "did they fall asleep at the wheel?"
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